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   NOW PLAYING :                                                                                     30 LONGFORD GROVE                            ALBRECHTS REVENGE                           BAKERS CONFUSION                              BRIAN REEVES                             COME BACK SOMETIME                            CRICKET THEME                             DICTATION IN A.MIN                             END OF A WAR                                JAAANY JAAANY                               MEMBERS ONLY                              MIDNIGHT WALKING                             OUT ON THE AIR               



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NG :   30 LONGFORD GROVE       
NG :    ALBRECHTS REVENGE      
NG :    BAKERS CONFUSION       
NG :      BRIAN REEVES         
NG :   COME BACK SOMETIME      
NG :     CRICKET THEME         
NG :   DICTATION IN A.MIN      
NG :      END OF A WAR         
NG :      JAAANY JAAANY        
NG :      MEMBERS ONLY         
NG :    MIDNIGHT WALKING       
NG :     OUT ON THE AIR        
NG :     LOADING THEME         



 vb b WEuLCOME TO THE vdBERNARD SUMNER MUSIC DISK 1......     vbRELEASED ON 
TUESDAY 30TH APRIL, 1991.      RELEASED IN CONJUNCTION WITH RELAY 
COMMUNICATIONS AND TRIDONICS (NORMO).        GRAB YOUR CHEESE TOILET AND CHOOSE
THE CHUNE.     CREDS....  vd ALL CODE BY NEXUS (NORMO)        va ALL
COMPOSITION AND PRODUCTION OF MUSIC BYvb uBEdRNuARdD uSUdMNuERd/RuELdAYu    
ALL GFX BYvd ???????              buYEEEE AAAHHHH      vc AND AT LAST IT IS
DONE, AFTER 3 PINTS OF HARD SWEAT AND 4 LINKS OF POO IT IS HERE....     MY NAME
IS BERNARD SUMNER AND IM BANGING ON THE SCENE WITH MY FIRST MUSIC DISK..   THE
MUSICS WERE WRITTEN BETWEEN 17.2.91 AND 21.4.91, AND THIS DISK WAS PLANNED TO
BE RELEASED AT THE TRIDONICS CONFERENCE 2 ,  BUT STE FUCKED UP.   SO IM SITTING
HERE WATCHING "SONGS OF BASTARD PRAISE".      THE TOP SCROLL WAS CHUCKED UP BY
NEX WHILE THIS ONE BY vdBERNARD SUMNER vc    I MUST THANK THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE,
FOR WITHOUT THEM THE DISK WOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN...........                  
WELL THATS THE GREETINGS DONE WITH, WE CAN MOVE OVER TO SERIOUS TALKING NOW!!
           b  vbu HAVE YOU vcNOTICED RECENTLY MOST OF THE AMIGA DEMOS AND
PRODUCTIONS RELEASED IN THE LAST FEW MONTHS ARE EITHER VERY GOOD OR TOTALY
SHITE, AND NOBODY EVER MAKES A MODERATE DEMO ANYMORE.  WELL YOU HARD DEMO
WORKERS WHY DONT YOU WRITE SOME NICE MODERATE DEMOS INSTEAD OF THE BLOODY GREAT
300K DEMOS THE YOU RELEASE....       HAVE YOU ALSO NOTICED THAT NONE OF THE ACE
CODERS LIVE IN ENGLAND!!!!!!     HO HO HO    ONLY JOKING......   vd    WELL
TODAYS DATE IS 28.4.91 AND HOPEFULLY THIS PRODUCTION WILL BE FINISHED AND
POSTED FOR ITS RELEASE.    THERE ARE 12 ORIGINAL MASTER COPIES OF THIS IN
EXISTENCE AND IF YOUR DISK HAS AN ORANGE STAR IN THE CORNER THEN YOU HAVE AN
ORIGINAL COPY WHICH WAS SENT TO YOU BY MYSELF, HOPEFULLY IN TIME FOR RELEASE. I
NOW DEPENDING ON YOU PEOPLE TO SPREAD THIS DISK ACROSS MANY LAND AND CULTURES!.
vc   ANYWAY ENUFF OF THE BULLSHIT LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE ABOUT EACH TUNE!!!!. 
1.30 LONGFORD GROVE: ONLY VERY FEW PEOPLE WILL UNDERSTAND WHERE THE NAME
ORIGINATED. IT WAS WRITTEN ON 19.3.91 IN THE SPACE OF AROUND 2HRS!!!!!!!!...   
2.ALBRECHTS REVENGE: EVEN FEWER PEOPLE WILL UNDERSTAND THE TITLE OF THIS PIECE,
BUT IF YOU DO THEN COLLECT A GOLD STAR AND GO TO THE TOP OF THE CLASS!!,
WRITTEN ON 11.3.91 IN ABOUT 1HRS.    3.BAKERS CONFUSION. HEY HEY HEY BRING BACK
THE GROUND BASS AND SLAP ON THE BANGO DRUM BEAT. WRITTEN ON 25.2.91...  4.BRAIN
REEVES: ONLY PET SHOP BOYS FANS WILL GET THE TITLE (BEHAVIOUR!). WRITTEN ON
2.3.91.      5.COME BACK SOMETIME: RUMOUR HAS IT THAT THIS TUNE IS EASY TO
WHISTLE AND HARD TO FORGET (PHIL!). WRITTEN ON 24.2.91 IN ABOUT 2HRS..    
6.CRICKET THEME: THIS ONE IS NEXS FAVOURITE!!!!.. WRITTEN ON 26.2.91.     
7.DICTATION IN A.MINOR: THIS WAS NAMED AFTER THE KEY IT WAS WRITTEN IN, WROTE
FOR THE EASTER ANARCHY PARTY. WRITTEN ON 17.2.91 IN 3DAYS!!!!!!!.     8.END OF
A WAR: THIS ONE IS SO BLOODY CORNY!!!!. WRITTEN ON 28.2.90(DAY OF CEASE FIRE IN
THE GULF..)     9.JAAANY JAAANY: NOW IF YOU UNDERSTAND THIS TITLE YOU ARE A
BLOODY NEW ORDER/ELECTRONIC FREAK!!!! (JUST LIKE ME!). WRITTEN ON 17.3.91.   
10.MEMBERS ONLY: BACK IN REMIX FORM, WROTE AT TRIDONICS PARTY 1. WRITTEN ON
10.3.91.     11.MIDNIGHT WALKING: NOW THIS HAS NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH NEW
ORDER AND IF YOU KNOW WHAT THIS WAS BASED ON THEN YOU ARE A FUCKING LOONY.
WRITTEN ON 21.4.91 IN AROUND 3HRS.     12.OUT ON THE AIR: HEY HEY HEY THIS ONE
IS MY FAVOURITE, WITH THE SAMPLE AT THE BEGINING HO HO HO, WRITTEN FOR THE
ANARCHY EASTER PARTY!. WRITTEN ON 20.2.91.        WELL ERM THATS IT.......  
WELL IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT ME THEN WRITE TO THE FOLLOWING ADDRESS........  
LEGAL SHIT ONLY!!!      v1PHIL,       30 NORTH STREET,      SOUTH NORMANTON,   
 DERBYSHIRE, DE55 2AF.       ENGLAND.       O.K OR RING 0773 861551...  ANYWAY
ITS ABOUT TIME FOR ME TO SIGN OFF AND GO TO SLEEP     SO UNTIL THE NEXT
PRODUCTION KEEP BANGING AND SPREAD THIS FUCKING DISK         BUM sd       




WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF SEXY SINUS SCROLLERS    ARENT THEY SHITE ?!?      BUT
 NEVER MIND       IF YOU LIKE THIS PRODUCT....ITS NOT YOURE FAULT      BUT NOW
LETS GET DOWN TO THE TOILET    WE (THE WANKER DOWN BELOW AND NEX) ARE THE
PROFESSIONAL SHITTERS    (MAX ORDER : 40 KILOGRAMS)   TODAYS GOING RATE IS    10
POUNDS PER NUG      THE BIG QUESTION IS DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SCROLL IN THE DARK  
     HOT TOMATOES FROM HELL     THEY BURN YOURE BOT, FOR ENJOYMENT     P.S.
MESSAGE FROM BERNY (HIM DOWN IN THE WATER)    IF YOU LIKE ANY OF THESE TUNES AND
YOU WANT TO ORDER YOU OWN THEN JUST GIVE HIM A BELL ( 0773-570080 ASK FOR PUMP )
     ADJUST CYOURE EARS FOR MAXIMUM PLEASURE
           AT THE MOMENT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO
WRITE, AND BERNARD HAS JUST DONE HIS SCROLL (ITS MASSIVE) NOW HES JUST TURNED THE
RADIO ON   AND ITS PLAYING A TUNE CALLED   SHE WORE THE COIL   WWWWEEEIIIRRRDDDD  
NERLY AS PERVERSE AS COLIN THE BANK MANAGER       BEFORE I FORGET   WATCH OUT
FOR COMING PRODUCT FROM   THE NORMO DUO (BERNARD AND NEXUS)..TRIDONNICS AND
RELAY     FUTURE PRODUCTS ARE :-   HOW TO WRITE MUSIC  (WONDERFUL MUSIC)   AND
THE BIGGEST MUSIC DISK EVER   (OVER 100 TUNES)     WATCH LOCAL PRESS FOR
DETAILS                    BUT ALWAYS REMEMBER     RELAY....BEYOND THE DREAM 
AND TRIDONICS FURTHER THAN REALITY                         LAST I BETTER
SAY....  WHEN NORMALITY BECOMES KAOS AND TIME STOPS     THEN WE ALL KNOW
WHO WILL WE WEARING TAMPAX            ...................SCROLL SLIDES
SOON......................... . ...   . .. .