NOW PLAYING : 30 LONGFORD GROVE ALBRECHTS REVENGE BAKERS CONFUSION BRIAN REEVES COME BACK SOMETIME CRICKET THEME DICTATION IN A.MIN END OF A WAR JAAANY JAAANY MEMBERS ONLY MIDNIGHT WALKING OUT ON THE AIR NG : NG : 30 LONGFORD GROVE NG : ALBRECHTS REVENGE NG : BAKERS CONFUSION NG : BRIAN REEVES NG : COME BACK SOMETIME NG : CRICKET THEME NG : DICTATION IN A.MIN NG : END OF A WAR NG : JAAANY JAAANY NG : MEMBERS ONLY NG : MIDNIGHT WALKING NG : OUT ON THE AIR NG : LOADING THEME vb b WEuLCOME TO THE vdBERNARD SUMNER MUSIC DISK 1...... vbRELEASED ON TUESDAY 30TH APRIL, 1991. RELEASED IN CONJUNCTION WITH RELAY COMMUNICATIONS AND TRIDONICS (NORMO). GRAB YOUR CHEESE TOILET AND CHOOSE THE CHUNE. CREDS.... vd ALL CODE BY NEXUS (NORMO) va ALL COMPOSITION AND PRODUCTION OF MUSIC BYvb uBEdRNuARdD uSUdMNuERd/RuELdAYu ALL GFX BYvd ??????? buYEEEE AAAHHHH vc AND AT LAST IT IS DONE, AFTER 3 PINTS OF HARD SWEAT AND 4 LINKS OF POO IT IS HERE.... MY NAME IS BERNARD SUMNER AND IM BANGING ON THE SCENE WITH MY FIRST MUSIC DISK.. THE MUSICS WERE WRITTEN BETWEEN 17.2.91 AND 21.4.91, AND THIS DISK WAS PLANNED TO BE RELEASED AT THE TRIDONICS CONFERENCE 2 , BUT STE FUCKED UP. SO IM SITTING HERE WATCHING "SONGS OF BASTARD PRAISE". THE TOP SCROLL WAS CHUCKED UP BY NEX WHILE THIS ONE BY vdBERNARD SUMNER vc I MUST THANK THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE, FOR WITHOUT THEM THE DISK WOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN........... WELL THATS THE GREETINGS DONE WITH, WE CAN MOVE OVER TO SERIOUS TALKING NOW!! b vbu HAVE YOU vcNOTICED RECENTLY MOST OF THE AMIGA DEMOS AND PRODUCTIONS RELEASED IN THE LAST FEW MONTHS ARE EITHER VERY GOOD OR TOTALY SHITE, AND NOBODY EVER MAKES A MODERATE DEMO ANYMORE. WELL YOU HARD DEMO WORKERS WHY DONT YOU WRITE SOME NICE MODERATE DEMOS INSTEAD OF THE BLOODY GREAT 300K DEMOS THE YOU RELEASE.... HAVE YOU ALSO NOTICED THAT NONE OF THE ACE CODERS LIVE IN ENGLAND!!!!!! HO HO HO ONLY JOKING...... vd WELL TODAYS DATE IS 28.4.91 AND HOPEFULLY THIS PRODUCTION WILL BE FINISHED AND POSTED FOR ITS RELEASE. THERE ARE 12 ORIGINAL MASTER COPIES OF THIS IN EXISTENCE AND IF YOUR DISK HAS AN ORANGE STAR IN THE CORNER THEN YOU HAVE AN ORIGINAL COPY WHICH WAS SENT TO YOU BY MYSELF, HOPEFULLY IN TIME FOR RELEASE. I NOW DEPENDING ON YOU PEOPLE TO SPREAD THIS DISK ACROSS MANY LAND AND CULTURES!. vc ANYWAY ENUFF OF THE BULLSHIT LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE ABOUT EACH TUNE!!!!. 1.30 LONGFORD GROVE: ONLY VERY FEW PEOPLE WILL UNDERSTAND WHERE THE NAME ORIGINATED. IT WAS WRITTEN ON 19.3.91 IN THE SPACE OF AROUND 2HRS!!!!!!!!... 2.ALBRECHTS REVENGE: EVEN FEWER PEOPLE WILL UNDERSTAND THE TITLE OF THIS PIECE, BUT IF YOU DO THEN COLLECT A GOLD STAR AND GO TO THE TOP OF THE CLASS!!, WRITTEN ON 11.3.91 IN ABOUT 1HRS. 3.BAKERS CONFUSION. HEY HEY HEY BRING BACK THE GROUND BASS AND SLAP ON THE BANGO DRUM BEAT. WRITTEN ON 25.2.91... 4.BRAIN REEVES: ONLY PET SHOP BOYS FANS WILL GET THE TITLE (BEHAVIOUR!). WRITTEN ON 2.3.91. 5.COME BACK SOMETIME: RUMOUR HAS IT THAT THIS TUNE IS EASY TO WHISTLE AND HARD TO FORGET (PHIL!). WRITTEN ON 24.2.91 IN ABOUT 2HRS.. 6.CRICKET THEME: THIS ONE IS NEXS FAVOURITE!!!!.. WRITTEN ON 26.2.91. 7.DICTATION IN A.MINOR: THIS WAS NAMED AFTER THE KEY IT WAS WRITTEN IN, WROTE FOR THE EASTER ANARCHY PARTY. WRITTEN ON 17.2.91 IN 3DAYS!!!!!!!. 8.END OF A WAR: THIS ONE IS SO BLOODY CORNY!!!!. WRITTEN ON 28.2.90(DAY OF CEASE FIRE IN THE GULF..) 9.JAAANY JAAANY: NOW IF YOU UNDERSTAND THIS TITLE YOU ARE A BLOODY NEW ORDER/ELECTRONIC FREAK!!!! (JUST LIKE ME!). WRITTEN ON 17.3.91. 10.MEMBERS ONLY: BACK IN REMIX FORM, WROTE AT TRIDONICS PARTY 1. WRITTEN ON 10.3.91. 11.MIDNIGHT WALKING: NOW THIS HAS NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH NEW ORDER AND IF YOU KNOW WHAT THIS WAS BASED ON THEN YOU ARE A FUCKING LOONY. WRITTEN ON 21.4.91 IN AROUND 3HRS. 12.OUT ON THE AIR: HEY HEY HEY THIS ONE IS MY FAVOURITE, WITH THE SAMPLE AT THE BEGINING HO HO HO, WRITTEN FOR THE ANARCHY EASTER PARTY!. WRITTEN ON 20.2.91. WELL ERM THATS IT....... WELL IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT ME THEN WRITE TO THE FOLLOWING ADDRESS........ LEGAL SHIT ONLY!!! v1PHIL, 30 NORTH STREET, SOUTH NORMANTON, DERBYSHIRE, DE55 2AF. ENGLAND. O.K OR RING 0773 861551... ANYWAY ITS ABOUT TIME FOR ME TO SIGN OFF AND GO TO SLEEP SO UNTIL THE NEXT PRODUCTION KEEP BANGING AND SPREAD THIS FUCKING DISK BUM sd WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF SEXY SINUS SCROLLERS ARENT THEY SHITE ?!? BUT NEVER MIND IF YOU LIKE THIS PRODUCT....ITS NOT YOURE FAULT BUT NOW LETS GET DOWN TO THE TOILET WE (THE WANKER DOWN BELOW AND NEX) ARE THE PROFESSIONAL SHITTERS (MAX ORDER : 40 KILOGRAMS) TODAYS GOING RATE IS 10 POUNDS PER NUG THE BIG QUESTION IS DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SCROLL IN THE DARK HOT TOMATOES FROM HELL THEY BURN YOURE BOT, FOR ENJOYMENT P.S. MESSAGE FROM BERNY (HIM DOWN IN THE WATER) IF YOU LIKE ANY OF THESE TUNES AND YOU WANT TO ORDER YOU OWN THEN JUST GIVE HIM A BELL ( 0773-570080 ASK FOR PUMP ) ADJUST CYOURE EARS FOR MAXIMUM PLEASURE AT THE MOMENT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO WRITE, AND BERNARD HAS JUST DONE HIS SCROLL (ITS MASSIVE) NOW HES JUST TURNED THE RADIO ON AND ITS PLAYING A TUNE CALLED SHE WORE THE COIL WWWWEEEIIIRRRDDDD NERLY AS PERVERSE AS COLIN THE BANK MANAGER BEFORE I FORGET WATCH OUT FOR COMING PRODUCT FROM THE NORMO DUO (BERNARD AND NEXUS)..TRIDONNICS AND RELAY FUTURE PRODUCTS ARE :- HOW TO WRITE MUSIC (WONDERFUL MUSIC) AND THE BIGGEST MUSIC DISK EVER (OVER 100 TUNES) WATCH LOCAL PRESS FOR DETAILS BUT ALWAYS REMEMBER RELAY....BEYOND THE DREAM AND TRIDONICS FURTHER THAN REALITY LAST I BETTER SAY.... WHEN NORMALITY BECOMES KAOS AND TIME STOPS THEN WE ALL KNOW WHO WILL WE WEARING TAMPAX ...................SCROLL SLIDES SOON......................... . ... . .. .