PRODUCTIONS
PROUDLY PRESENTS :
THE LEVYSHOEMAKER9
INTRO-94
AS YOU ALL PROBABLY HAVE NOTICED,
JUPITER WAS SHORT TIME AGO HIT BY FRAGMENTS
OF THE LEVY-SHOEMAKER-9 -COMET
SINCE ALMOST ALL MEMBERS OF ORBITAL
ARE QUITE INTERESTED IN POPULAR-SCIENCE
WE THOUGTH IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO
WRITE AN INFORMATION-INTRO TO ENLIGHTEN
THE WORLD OF THIS HAPPENING.
BUT, BEFORE THE INFORMATION, SOME
CREDITS, AND INFO ABOUT ORBITAL...
INTRO CODING,IDEA, DESIGN(?) BY: NEUROMANCER
ADDITIONAL CODING BY:
DIG-IT AND ORGIN
MUSIC BY:
NEUROMANCER
THE TUNE YOU ARE LISTENING TO IS THE
LONGEST PIECE OF DATA IN THIS INTRO,
WHICH EXPLAINS ITS LENGTH...
ALL SAMPLES WERE TAKEN FROM :
KAWAI K4
YAMAHA DX7II
ENSONIQ EPS16+
THE VOICE-SOUNDS WERE PROCESSED USING THE
ENSONIQ EPS.
NOW, SOME INFO ABOUT THE COMETCRASH.
MOST OF THIS INFORMATION IS TAKEN FROM
A NEWS BULLETIN BY THE SWEDISH SPACE
SOCIETY AND IS FREELY REWRITTEN BY ME
(NEUROMANCER)
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A RESEARCH TEAM AT JPL HAS CREATED A
COMPUTERMODEL OF THE CRASH, AND THE
CALCULATIONS SUGGEST THAT AFTER
COMET-FRAGMENTS BETWEEN 0.4-10Km
PIERCE THE DENSE JUPITER-ATMOSPHERE
IT WILL HEAT THE COMPRESSED HYDROGEN-
CLOUDS TO TEMPERATURES ALMOST LIKE
THE SURFACE OF THE SUN
THE PLUMES CREATED (LIKE H-BOMB-ONES)
WILL BE (AND HAS BEEN) SEEN FROM EARTH.
SCIENTISTS BELIEVE THAT THE CLOUDS
FROM THE EXPLOSIONS WILL RAISE THE
BRIGHTNES OF JUPITER BY A FACTOR TWO.
THE FLASHES OF THE IMPACTS WILL ALSO
PROVIDE THE SPECTRAL ANALYZERS SOME
GOOD OPPORTUNITIES TO EXAMINE
THE CHEMICAL COMPOUNDS OF JUPITERS
ATMOSPHERE.
THE FIRST FRAGMENTS OF THE COMET
STRUCK JUPITER ON THE 16th OF JULY
AND THE LAST ONE SMASHED IN ON THE
22nd OF JULY...
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WELL THAT WAS SOME INFO FOR THE
ASTRONOMY-INTERESTED PEOPLE OUT THERE.
PICTURES SHOULD BE (I HAVENT CHECKED)
AVAILABLE AT ALOT OF FTP-SITES I THINK.
FINALLY, BEFORE THE BULLSHITTALK,
RUMORS AND STUFF, I WOULD ONLY LIKE
TO SAY THAT IT IS TRULY SAD, THAT AN
EVENT LIKE THIS GETS LESS ATTENTION
THAN A BLOODY W.C. IN FOOTBALL.....
NOW FOR SOME INTERESTING BULLSHIT . . .
SOME FACTS ABOUT ORBITAL:
WE ARE NOT DEAD. ITS A PITY WE
HAVE TO MENTION THIS EVERYTIME WE
RELEASE A PRODUCT (EVENTUALLY...)
...BUT LAZY IS OUR GAME....
IT HAS ALSO REACHED OUR EARS, THAT THERE
MIGHT BE ANOTHER -ORBITAL- GROUP AROUND
IN SWEDEN... AND WE ONLY HAVE ONE THING
TO SAY TO THEM: SORRY, BUT WE WERE FIRST!
(EXCEPT FOR THE UK ORBITAL TECHNO-GROUP)
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SOME MEANINGLESS FACTS BOUT THIS INTRO:
THE OBJECT WAS DRAWN BY DIG-IT, USING
HIS PENCIL AND RULER..
(NOT THE WHITE PENCIL, BUT THE YELLOW
LESS EXPENSIVE ONE...)
YOU SHOULD ALSO KNOW THAT IT WAS A
LIVING HELL TO FIND ALL THE BUGS IN THE
FOUR-YEAR OLD VECTOR-SOURCES . . .
... AND THE SAME GOES FOR THE FOUR
HOUR OLD TEXT-ROUTINE. . . .
WE ALSO HAVE A CHARITY-DIVISION
CALLED -REDDA JOPPE-, SO PLEASE HELP
US BY SENDING US MONEY AND/OR BOOZE
AND/NOT 4000/040:s AND/XOR YOUR 18-20
YEAR OLD SISTERS... ... ...
BEFORE ENTERING THE TIME WARP TO
RESTART TEXT (IT WONT HURT), WE
WONT GIVE YOU OUR MEMBERLIST
SINCE.. EH.. PATRIK, VILKA
MEDLEMMAR HAR VI??????... EH,
VI RINGER RUNT OCH KOLLAR IMORRN...
IF YOU STILL WANT TO CONTACT US
TRY CALLING DIG-IT:
0660-49279 OR SOMETHING...
- NOT/AND/XOR -
NEUROMANCER:
0660-14390 OR SOMETHING...
ASK FOR -DATAKILLEN- IN BOTH CASES..
HEJSNA TILL PHANTOM, (GOOD GFX!!!!!)
AND HEJSNA TO .. EH SKITSAMMA...
VICKEN JEVEL LESER SAHER LONGT...
TIME TO W A R P !!!