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YO! HERE IS DA SECOND SCROLLER IN THIS DEMO! AND YET AGAIN (AGAIN? I NEVER DID, DID I?) I AM PROUD TO PRESENT A NEW CONCEPT IN SCROLLING! AND DIS IS CALLED: DUAL CIRCUMFLECTIC POLYLINGUAMOVER WITH HIGHPOWER TURBOBOOSTER AND BEERCOOLER. IN OTHER WORDS: PURE BULLSHIT. OH, I FORGOT. THE ONE WHO IS WRITING THIS, IS, IN FACT, ME, MYSELF AND I. IN OTHER WORDS THE TOTALLY IRRESISTIBLE (LIKE GLUE YOU KNOW, ADHERES EVERYWHERE): ... SKYWIZE ... THE RETURN OF SKYWIZE... SKYWIZE II- DID HE REALLY DO IT?.... SKYWIZE, THE SECOND EDITION.... WELL, BACK TO LIFE, BACK TO REALITY. AT THE TIME OF WRITING THIS SCROLL THERE IS ABOUT ONE WEEK TO THE MAIN EVENT OF THIS YEAR -THE SUMMER CONFERENCE!- MISS IT AND BE OUT IN THE COLD FOR THE REST OF THE CENTURY! AND ALL OF YOU WHO MIGHT BE READING THIS AT THE PARTY. LUCKY YOU. EVEN IF THE PARTY IS A TOTAL DISASTER, DONT WORRY, BE HAPPY. I MEAN, THE FUCK. IT IS COOL ANYWAY. EVEN IF THE COPS CANE AND TOOK ALL YOUR DISKS, THE PLACE WAS SET ON FIRE AND YOUR AMIGA MELTED AND YOU ARE OUT OF BEER. CAN IT BE WORSE? PROBABLY. YOU COULD HAVE MISSED THE PARTY ALTOGETHER! AND THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN BAAD. FOR THE DIGESTION SYSTEM TO THE VERY LEAST. UH, AS USUAL THE IDEAS COME FLOWING SLOWER AND SLOWEER. AND GET ALL WIERDER BY THE MINUTE. SO W H A T AM I GOING TO WRITE ABOUT? I MEAN, HERE I AM, SITTING ALL ALONE, NOT VERY EXITING, UH? HEY! I KNOW! I WILL PRAY TO GOD! DEAR, DEAR GOD, PLEASE KILL ALL EVIL PEOPLE AND LET THERE BE PEACE ON EARTH AND MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY, THOSE WHO ARE NOT HAPPY, KILL THEM TOO, PLEASE GOD. LET THERE BE SWEET FLOWERS EVERYWHERE, AND REMOVE ALL STUPID TREES AND STUFF. AND PLEEEZE DEAR GOD.. ABOLISH ALL RAIN. I DO NOT WANT TO GET W E T. THAT WAS ALL GOD. THANKYOUANDPRESERVEMUMANDDADANDMYLITTLEDOGGY. LAWS, YES! THAT SPELLS M O O N! YEAH-BOB! WHAT ABOUT BRINGING SOME SANITY INTO OUR MISERABLY LITTLE LIFES (REMEMBER, WE ALL LIVE UNDER THE SHADOW OF ALMIGHTY G O D). WELL, I MIGHT AS WELL PULL SOMER MESSAGES TO SOME OF MY FRIENDS: JESUS/SCOOPEX (IT WILL BE NICE MEETING YOU, ONLY THAT WHEN YO READ THIS, WE HOPEFULLY ALREADY HAVE MET. (WELL, WHO SAID TIMETRAVELLING WAS EASY)) ZIKE/FAIRLIGHT (HAVING SOME PROBLEMS WITH YOUR BOARD? BUT WHY SHOULD I CARE? MEAN MEDIA RECLAIMED MY MODEM, SO I AM MODEMLESS AT THE MOMENT) STRIKER/HYPNOOOOOOOOSIS (HAR NI KUL BLAND BONDERNA? SKULLE INTE TRO DET?). WELL, IT SEEMS THAT I HAVENT GOT THAT MANY FRIENDS, DOES IT? I AM QUITE ALONE REALLY, NO ONE LIKES ME. I MEAN, THE USUALLY GETS ONE GLANCE AT ME AND THEN PUKES. THAT IS REALLYHARD MAKING FRIENDS THAT WAY, MESSY ANYWAY. ARNESTALLER IFRAN SIG MOTORSAGEN. I WONDER IF I COULD JOIN A FREAK-SHOW? NO, THAT WOULD PROBABLY BE A BIT TOO JUICY FOR THEM. WHAT A M I TO DO WHIT MY LIFE? I THINK I WILLEND IT IN A QUICK CLEAN WAY SO THAT I WILL NOT DISTURB ANYONE.. SO BYE, SEE YA AT THE WRONG END OF THE MARBLE PORTAL. HARF, HARF! DID YOU BUY THAT PACK OF LIES? HARF! YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING RETARDED, SLOW OF MIND, NUTS, CRAZY, OF YER ROCKER, STOOPID, A BLOODY MORON, THE ALLTIME DORK AND MISTER JACKASS 1989. YOU SEE, I AM BEST. ARNE ATER SIN KVALLSMAT. I AM SO FUCKING GREAT THAT YOU OTHER MISERABLE, LITTE CREEPING SWATS IS NOTHING, ZILCH AND NEIN. I MADE THIS UNIVERSE, I SURE DID. AND I CAN END IT WHENEVER I WANT TO. SO DO NOT FUCK WITH ME OR YOU MIGHT SUDDENLY SEE YOUR FUTURE BECOME QUITE RESTRICTED. OR IN THE WORDS OF THE UNMISTAKABLE BYTERAPERS: U RIP THEM AND WE WILL RAPE U. THAT IS DIPLOMACY IN THE TWENTIETH CENTURY! NOOO, NOOOO I WONT DO THIS ANYMORE. I WANNA GO TO BED. AND I WILL I DO WHAT I WANT AND I WHANT WHAT I DO. SO SEE YOU ALL AT THE SUMMER CONFERENCE! SKYWIZE CALLING IT AN END......
HI! THIS IS SKYWIZE TYPING IN THIS SCROLLER. THIS IS THE FINAL VERSION OF THIS DEMO. THE VERSION PARTICIPATING IN THE DEMOCOMPETITION ON THE SUMMER CONFERENCE WAS QUITE BUGGED. THE CREDITS FOR THIS DEMO GOES TO ME FOR THE CODE AND THE GFX WHILE HURRICANE DID THE MUSIC. THE GREETINGS CAN YOU READ IN ANOTHER PRODUCTION SINCE I AM TO LAZY TO TYPE THEM HERE. I WILL STOP THIS NOW SINCE I HAVE TO FINISH MY SECOND PARTYDEMO AS WELL. SO GOODBYE FOR NOW!!! $ $