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........ THE ROOM WAS FILLED WITH AN ALMOST DEADLY SILENCE,
A DANK MOIST ODOUR WAS IN EVIDENCE, ALMOST PUTRID.... ALMOST EVIL. THE
LONGER THE SILENCE CONTINUED, THE MORE POWERFULL THE EVIL BECAME.
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A NOISE!!, LIKE A CLANGING OF TINY BELLS IN A
REPETETIVE ONE TONE PATTERN. THE SOUND RANG OUT AGAIN, AS IF CALLING
HIM, BECONING HIM...... ITS POWER MUST HAVE BEEN GREAT, FOR AT THAT MONEMT A
FIGURE BURST INTO THE ROOM, IT WAS THE FIGURE OF A MAN, A MAN KNOWN AS GILES.
HE STOOD, LOOKING AT THE DEVICE THAT HAD CALLED HIM INTO THE ROOM.
HE SEEMED TO HESITATE , ALMOST AS IF HE WAS AWARE OF THE CONSEQUENCES THAT
AWAIT HIM. HE STEPPED BACK, AS IF DEFEATED , THEN LUNGED FORWARD PICKING
UP THE DEVICE WITH A BURST OF ANGER AND PRESSING IT TO THE SIDE OF HIS BALDING
HEAD........ WHO IS IT, COME ON IM FUCKING SICK OF THIS! HE YELLED
IN A FIT OF ALMOST HYSTERICAL WRATH. THEN HE BECAME QUIET, LIMP AND
MOTIONLESS, A BEAD OF SWEAT DRIPPED FROM HIS BROW AND HE STOOD IN MUTED
ANTICIPATION. WITH AN ELECTERIC JERK HE PULLED THE DEVICE FROM HIS
HEAD, DROPPING IT TO THE FLOOD AS HE TURNED AND RAN, HIS HANDS TO HIS HEAD,
SCREAMING AND SHOUTING NO MORE, NO MORE! HE RAN BACK
THROUGH THE DOOR FROM WHICH HE HAD ENTERED, SLAMMING IT BEHIND HIM WITH DIRE
URGENCY. THE DEVICE DROPPED TO THE FLOOR WITH A GENTLE THUD,
ROLLING OVER A FEW TIMES BEFORE BECOMING MOTIONLESS. THE ROOM WAS NOW
EMPTY AGAIN, BUT WAS IT SILENT? NO. THERE STILL REMAINED A
SOUND, IT WAS A VOICE, ALMOST HUMAN, BUT RATHER MUFFLED. IT WAS
COMING FROM THE DEVICE THAT HAD CAUSED SO MUCH TERROR ONLY MOMENTS BEFORE,
THE VOICE BECAME CLEARER, SOUNDING MORE HUMAN AND INTELIGABLE.
NOISES BEGAN TO TURN INTO WORDS, WORDS INTO A SENTENCE. THE SENTENCE
BEGAN TO MAKE SENSE, IT WAS A QUESTION. IS THAT MR GILES?
SO SIMPLE, YET TO SOME ....... SO TERIFYING!!!
YEAH!, "ANARCHY$ ARE BACK WITH THE LATEST, GREATEST AND
POSSIBLY THE LAST EVER IN THIS SEASON OF HORROR. WELL AFTER THE
SHORT STORY YOUVE ALL JUST ENDURED, HERES A LITTLE PEACE AND TRANQUILUTY
(AND EGOBOOSTING) YOU GUESSED IT, ITS THE CREDITS......... THE
ORIGINAL IDEA - JUDGE DROKK THE INTRO AND MAIN MENU CODE - HAMMER
THE COME TO BED INTRO SPEECH - SARAH THE VAN GOUGH GRAFFIX -
DELUXE, RAPHAEL AND NORRIS (ALSO THANKS TO DAN FOR HIS UNUSED CONTRIBUTION)
THE CD QUALITY DIGITIZING - MR BIG THE PHONECALLS - JUDGE DROKK
THE THUMPY PUMPY TITLE-SCREENMUZAK - THE NUKEBUSTERS ALSO THANKS
TO DISTORTER WHO WROTE US A PEICE OF MUSIC FOR THIS DEMO, BUT WAS NOT USED
BECAUSE WE THOUGHT IT WAS THE TACKIEST RUSH JOB EVER. OK, THIS IS
DROKK SIGNING OFF, BUT DONT WORRY, THERES LOADS MORE SHIT FOR YA TO READ
YET!............
.......STAY COOL ITS HAMMER !! HI THERE GUYZ...
.. HOW YA DO IN ??? WHAT DAYA RECKON TO THE LATEST EDITION OF THE
CLASSIC OOH SERIES ?? ITS JUST CRUCIALLY OBSCENE !!!
ANYWAY WHILE IM ON THE KEYS... A FEW PERSONAL HELLOS......
TO MARK OF IPEC ELITE, HOPE TO SEE YOU AT THE 16 BIT SHOW IN JANUARY MATE
GREMLIN OF UNDERWORLD,
KEEP UP THE GREAT COMPACTS, DEMOS ETC..
POLTERGEIST OF FDS AND POWERLORDS,
WHERE'S THE MEGA DEMO ??
ZACK THE SCOTTISH GIT (ONLY JOKING !!) MAYBE WE'LL MEET AT THIS ONE !!
HOUND OF NEUTRON UK, LOOK FORWARD TO THE MUZAX !!
AND NOW FOR SOMETHING TOTALLY DIFFERENT......... ITS ANARCHY JOKE
TIME......... ADAM (ME), JOHN (MR BIG) AND MARK (J.D) HAD JUST
FINISHED OOH 5 AND WERE SITTING BACK, PRETTY HAPPY. THEY STARTED
CHATTING, AND THE TOPIC OF CONVERSATION GOT ROUND TO WHAT THEY DID THE
NIGHT BEFORE. 'WELL' SAID MARK WITH A SNUG GRIN, 'I FUCKED MY BIRD
FIVE TIMES LAST NIGHT, AND IN THE MORNING SHE
SAID SHE LOVED ME MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THE
WORLD.' 'HA !' SAID JOHN, A WICKED GLEAM IN HIS EYE, 'I FUCKED MY
GIRLFRIEND SEVEN TIMES LAST NIGHT, AND NEXT MORNING SHE TOLD ME SHE
COULD NEVER LOVE ANOTHER.' JOHN AND MARK LOOKED EXPECTANTLY
AT ADAM WHO HAD REMAINED QUIET THROUGHOUT AND WAS STUDYING A COPY OF THE
AMIGA SYSTEM PROGRAMMERS GUIDE, 'WELL ?' ASKED JOHN, A TRIFLE
IMPATIENTLY, I MIGHT ADD, 'HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU FUCK YOUR GIRLFRIEND
LAST NIGHT ?' 'WHO, ME ?' SAID ADAM 'OH, JUST ONCE.' 'ONCE ! HA !'
SNEERED MARK, REMOVING A HARD SOUGHT BOGIE AND FLICKING IT AT JOHN,
'AND WHAT DID SHE SAY IN THE MORNING ?' 'DONT STOP !!!'
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA....... FUNNY OR WHAT !!!!
ANY CHARACTERS AND EVENTS DEPICTED IN THAT JOKE WERE PURELY INTENTIONAL !!!
WHAT I AM ABOUT TO TELL YOU, MAY GIVE SOME PEOPLE NIGHTMARES !!
IT ALL STARTED ON A TYPICAL SATURDAY NIGHT ON THE TOWN........
(WAVY PICTURES WOULD APPEAR IF THIS WAS A FILM !!)
IT WAS ALMOST LAST ORDERS, I'D HAD MY USUAL 14 PINTS..... OK, 4 PINTS
!!! WHEN QUITE BY ACCIDENT, I THREW MY GLASS.. THEN SUDDENLY, I HAD A
CLOSEUP OF SOMEBODY'S FOREHEAD OUCH !! I CANT REMEMBER WHAT
HAPPENED AFTER THAT, BUT DOES MY EYE HURT !!! ITS AS BLACK AS THE ACE OF
SPADES TOO !!! ANYWAY ID JUST THOUGHT ID TELL YA ALL SO THAT YOUR NOT
ASKING QUESTIONS AT THE SHOW NEXT MONTH !!!
ANYWAY THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR ME EXCEPT TO WISH YOU A MERRY
CHRISTMAS !!! GOTTA BURN...........
OK DUDES, HOLD ON TO YOUR JOYSTICKS, ITS "MR-BIG$
WELL ITS HERE AT LAST, THE ONLY GIFT YOU DIDNT GET IN YOUR XMAS
STOCKING THIS YEAR, IT TOOK A LONG TIME COMING BUT IM SURE YOU
WILL FIND IT WAS WORTH WAITING FOR............
OK A FEW PERSONAL GREETS GO OUT TO RICOCHET OF HACKTRICK.....
(THANKS FOR ALL THE TIME YOU PUT INTO DIGITISING THOSE CRAZY PICCYS
FOR ME.....) JAY OF ACIDFORCE ALL THE GUYS IN ORACLE
CRYPTOBURNERS NOSAH AND MIK OF DCS TRISTAR
FUTURE DESIGNS MERCENARY AND ALL MY OTHER
CONTACTS AROUND THE WORLD............ OK THATS JUST ABOUT IT FROM
ME FOR THIS TIME BUT BEFORE I FINISH I WOULD LIKE TO LEAVE YOU WITH
THIS THOUGHT IN RUSSIA THEY PUT A NEW HEART IN A MAN , 3
WEEKS LATER HE WAS OUT LOOKING FOR A JOB!! IN AMERICA THEY PUT A NEW
BRAIN IN A MAN , AND IN 2 WEEKS HE WAS OUT LOOKING FOR A JOB IN ENGLAND
WE PUT A CUNT IN AT NUMBER 10 , AND IN A WEEK EVERYBODY WAS LOOKING FOR
A JOB...........
OK DUDES IM OUGHTA HERE, SEEYA ALL IN JANUARY AT THE 16 BIT SHOW.....
..... ADIOS!!!!!!
WHO'S NEXT ITS "RAPHAEL$ OUR KOOOL ARTIST (PISS ARTIST) ONLY JOKING
DANNY........
SEX SEX SEX SEX AND MORE SEX, AT LAST YOUR GAZING AT MY SCROLL LINE,
RAPHAELS THAT IS, WHATCHA FINK OF OUR LATEST HEAP OF MEGA STUFF! A MEGA
JOKE IS ABOUT TO APPEAR ON YOUR MONITOR.........HAMMMER WAS AT A PUB, HE MET
A BEAUTIFUL BUT SEVERELY PISSED BLONDE GIRL. IT WAS HIS LUCKY NIGHT!! SHE
SAID 'GIMME NINE INCHES AND MAKE IT HURT.' SO HE FUCKED HER TWICE AND
SLAPPED HER FACE!!!!!! TEE HEE....OFCOURSE ITS ENTIRELY TRUE TO THE EXACT
WORD. ASK HIM AT THE 16 BIT SHOW HE'LL TELL YA ALL ABOUT IT....I MUST ASK
ALL GRAFICIANS AN IMPORTANT QUESTION 'ARE YOU BUGGED BY YOUR CODER EVERY
MINUTE OF THE DAY TO TURN OUT THOUSANDS OF PIXELS PER SECOND?' IF YOU DO SEE
HAMMER AT THE 16 BIT SHOW I BETCHA HE'S STILL WEARING SHADES....BECAUSE HE'S
SO COOL. NO, BECAUSE HE'S RECENTLY BEEN HAMMERED BY A NEIGHBOURING HEAD!!!!!
CHECK IT OUT. HE'S RECENTLY BEEN STARRING IN A MINI SERIES WHICH GOES BY
THE NAME OF BLACKEYES!!! HE GETS SO PISSED OFF ABOUT IT. WELL ARE YOU ALL
LOOKING FORWARD TO OUR NEW DISK MAGAZINE, GREAT STUFF EH ! WELL I'VE JUST
FINISHED MY SECOND SET OF MOCKS, I MISSED OUT AN ENTIRE PAGE OF THE PHYSICS
EXAM BECAUSE I DIDN'T SEE IT!!!! TOO MUCH PRESSURE FROM EVER WANTING CODERS!
THAT'S WHAT I PUT IT DOWN TO.I PERSONALLY AM TOTALLY AGAINST SOFTWARE PIRACY
ESPECIALLY THE SHIT STUFF LIKE THE APTLY NAMED 'HARD DRIVIN'. CAN HE BURBLE
SHIT TO THE END OF THE TEXT, HE'S GONNA TRY. WE ARE NOW APPROACHING THE
FESTIVE SEASON OF GOOD WILL AND PEACE ON EARTH, SO HOW ABOUT QUARTEX AND
PARANOIMIA GIVE UP THEIR LITTLE FEUD UNTIL IT HAS FINISHED.....THIS IS
RAPHAEL SIGNING OFF.......ON. SEE YA
HEEEEEEREEEE'S "MOLE$ MOLE HERE!! WELL ITS HERE AT LONG LAST,
HOPE YOU ENJOY IT. THERE'S A LOT OF HARD WORK GONE INTO IT.....
A SPECIAL HELLO TO ALL MY CONTACTS OUT THERE??? KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK
IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT ME PHONE...... 0 2 0 2 - 6 9 5 0 8 3 (ADRIAN)
PLEASE EVENINGS ONLY...... IF ALL GOES WELL THIS SHOULD BE AT
THE POWERDRIVE PARTY (SORRY IT WASN'T READY - "MR-BIG$) IF NOT IT
MEANS THE GRAFIX WERE LATE YET AGAIN!!!! OH WELL, THAT'S ABOUT IT
FROM ME.... UNTIL ANOTHER DEMO..... BYYYEEEEEEEEE !?!?!!!
OK, THATS IT FROM THE MEMBERS, NOW I THINK ITS TIME TO TALK GREETINGS!!
TOTALY OVER-THE-TOP PLATINUM GREETINGS GO TO (A-Z ORDER SORTOF!)
ACIDFORCE ACCUMALATORS AUTOMATION ATOMIC CIRCLE ANAILATION AXXIS
BLITTING IMAGE BRITISHMADE BYTEBREAKERS CASCADE CHAOS N MEGADETH
CKC CRUSIFIERS CRYPIC CULPRITS DCS DICIPLES DOC MIDNIGHT
DREAM DEMONS DRUIDS EMULATORS EQUINOXE ESA ESP EVIL MEDITATION
EXCEL UK FDS FIFAS/SABI GORGAR GRASSHOPPER GENESIS PROJECT
HALLMARK HCC HERETICS IMPACT INNER CITY INFILTRATORS INTUITION
IPEC ELITE INTERNAL VENDETA LADS LEICESTER CREW 2 MACH 4
MAGNETIC FIELDS MATRIX DIVISION MECH MINDS INC. MEDICS MERCENARY
MIRAGE UK (SEND BACK JD'S DISKS) MSA NAPALM NEUTRON UK
NIGHTSTALKERS NUKEBUSTERS ORACLE PACE PENDLE EUROPA POWERDRIVE
POWER PACK (EH!!) POWERLORDS PULSAR RAMBLERS S.H.A.G.
SHARE AND ENJOY/SCOOPEX SIRUS CORP. SLIPSTREAM (FUCKIN AMAZIN STREET
TUFF DEMO) STARLIGHT SUNDRAGONS TCS TECHNIQUE TEAM - X
THE UNTOUCHABLES (MNEMONIC) WARP 9 XA X-CALIBER ZACK ZENDER
AND NOW THE THE LATEST GREETINGS TO OUR NEWEST CONTACTS........
GENESIS PROJECT ATOMIC CIRCLE NUMO DISTRIBUTION
ZERO DEFEX FRAXXION IVORY ANIMATE IMAGE OF DREAMS PARADOX
ATOMIX ALIEN NATION THE SPOOK (HERES YOUR GREET LAMER) JOE YOUNG
NCS (JOHN) EUROPA OK THATS THE 99.5 PERCENT GREETS LIST,
IF WE MISSED YA SORRY...... OK NOW AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCMENT........
........ WE HAVE JUST GOT A NEW MEMBER AND HIS NAME IS "BANGER$
TREAT HIM WITH RESPECT, DIGNITY, AND THE KINDNESS OF YOUR HEART....
...... AND NOW THE OFFICIAL "ANARCHY$ MEMBERS LIST
(Z - A ORDER) "RAPHAEL$ "NORRIS$ "MR-BIG$
"MONTY$ "MOLE$ "LILTMAN$
"KREATOR$ "JUDGE DROKK$ "JOKER$ "HAMMER$
"HERBIE$ "GINGER$ "GHOSTHUNTER"
"DELUXE$ "DAN$ AND THATS YER LOT....... LOOK OUT FOR
"STOLEN DATA$ OUR NEW DISK AND PAPER MAGAZINE..... IF YOUVE GOT A
PROBLEM, ARE THE ODDS AGAINT YOU, IF SO WRITE TO JUDGE DROKK (HIS
ADDRESS IS ON THE MAIN MENU SCROLLER) SEND HIM YOUR PROBLEM,AND YOU MIGHT
GET A REPLY IN THE MAGAZINE ...... WHO KNOWS YOU MIGHT GET FAMOUS........
OK THAT IS THE LOT, ALL THE GUYS IN "ANARCHY$ WISH YOU ALL GOOD
LUCK IN THE FUTURE AND DONT FORGET DONT BE LAME, BE AN "ANARCHIST$
BECAUSE YOU ONLY GET AN OOOOOOOHHH WITH "ANARCHY$............. NOW FUCK OFF!
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