........ THE ROOM WAS FILLED WITH AN ALMOST DEADLY SILENCE, A DANK MOIST ODOUR WAS IN EVIDENCE, ALMOST PUTRID.... ALMOST EVIL. THE LONGER THE SILENCE CONTINUED, THE MORE POWERFULL THE EVIL BECAME. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A NOISE!!, LIKE A CLANGING OF TINY BELLS IN A REPETETIVE ONE TONE PATTERN. THE SOUND RANG OUT AGAIN, AS IF CALLING HIM, BECONING HIM...... ITS POWER MUST HAVE BEEN GREAT, FOR AT THAT MONEMT A FIGURE BURST INTO THE ROOM, IT WAS THE FIGURE OF A MAN, A MAN KNOWN AS GILES. HE STOOD, LOOKING AT THE DEVICE THAT HAD CALLED HIM INTO THE ROOM. HE SEEMED TO HESITATE , ALMOST AS IF HE WAS AWARE OF THE CONSEQUENCES THAT AWAIT HIM. HE STEPPED BACK, AS IF DEFEATED , THEN LUNGED FORWARD PICKING UP THE DEVICE WITH A BURST OF ANGER AND PRESSING IT TO THE SIDE OF HIS BALDING HEAD........ WHO IS IT, COME ON IM FUCKING SICK OF THIS! HE YELLED IN A FIT OF ALMOST HYSTERICAL WRATH. THEN HE BECAME QUIET, LIMP AND MOTIONLESS, A BEAD OF SWEAT DRIPPED FROM HIS BROW AND HE STOOD IN MUTED ANTICIPATION. WITH AN ELECTERIC JERK HE PULLED THE DEVICE FROM HIS HEAD, DROPPING IT TO THE FLOOD AS HE TURNED AND RAN, HIS HANDS TO HIS HEAD, SCREAMING AND SHOUTING NO MORE, NO MORE! HE RAN BACK THROUGH THE DOOR FROM WHICH HE HAD ENTERED, SLAMMING IT BEHIND HIM WITH DIRE URGENCY. THE DEVICE DROPPED TO THE FLOOR WITH A GENTLE THUD, ROLLING OVER A FEW TIMES BEFORE BECOMING MOTIONLESS. THE ROOM WAS NOW EMPTY AGAIN, BUT WAS IT SILENT? NO. THERE STILL REMAINED A SOUND, IT WAS A VOICE, ALMOST HUMAN, BUT RATHER MUFFLED. IT WAS COMING FROM THE DEVICE THAT HAD CAUSED SO MUCH TERROR ONLY MOMENTS BEFORE, THE VOICE BECAME CLEARER, SOUNDING MORE HUMAN AND INTELIGABLE. NOISES BEGAN TO TURN INTO WORDS, WORDS INTO A SENTENCE. THE SENTENCE BEGAN TO MAKE SENSE, IT WAS A QUESTION. IS THAT MR GILES? SO SIMPLE, YET TO SOME ....... SO TERIFYING!!! YEAH!, "ANARCHY$ ARE BACK WITH THE LATEST, GREATEST AND POSSIBLY THE LAST EVER IN THIS SEASON OF HORROR. WELL AFTER THE SHORT STORY YOUVE ALL JUST ENDURED, HERES A LITTLE PEACE AND TRANQUILUTY (AND EGOBOOSTING) YOU GUESSED IT, ITS THE CREDITS......... THE ORIGINAL IDEA - JUDGE DROKK THE INTRO AND MAIN MENU CODE - HAMMER THE COME TO BED INTRO SPEECH - SARAH THE VAN GOUGH GRAFFIX - DELUXE, RAPHAEL AND NORRIS (ALSO THANKS TO DAN FOR HIS UNUSED CONTRIBUTION) THE CD QUALITY DIGITIZING - MR BIG THE PHONECALLS - JUDGE DROKK THE THUMPY PUMPY TITLE-SCREENMUZAK - THE NUKEBUSTERS ALSO THANKS TO DISTORTER WHO WROTE US A PEICE OF MUSIC FOR THIS DEMO, BUT WAS NOT USED BECAUSE WE THOUGHT IT WAS THE TACKIEST RUSH JOB EVER. OK, THIS IS DROKK SIGNING OFF, BUT DONT WORRY, THERES LOADS MORE SHIT FOR YA TO READ YET!............ .......STAY COOL ITS HAMMER !! HI THERE GUYZ... .. HOW YA DO IN ??? WHAT DAYA RECKON TO THE LATEST EDITION OF THE CLASSIC OOH SERIES ?? ITS JUST CRUCIALLY OBSCENE !!! ANYWAY WHILE IM ON THE KEYS... A FEW PERSONAL HELLOS...... TO MARK OF IPEC ELITE, HOPE TO SEE YOU AT THE 16 BIT SHOW IN JANUARY MATE GREMLIN OF UNDERWORLD, KEEP UP THE GREAT COMPACTS, DEMOS ETC.. POLTERGEIST OF FDS AND POWERLORDS, WHERE'S THE MEGA DEMO ?? ZACK THE SCOTTISH GIT (ONLY JOKING !!) MAYBE WE'LL MEET AT THIS ONE !! HOUND OF NEUTRON UK, LOOK FORWARD TO THE MUZAX !! AND NOW FOR SOMETHING TOTALLY DIFFERENT......... ITS ANARCHY JOKE TIME......... ADAM (ME), JOHN (MR BIG) AND MARK (J.D) HAD JUST FINISHED OOH 5 AND WERE SITTING BACK, PRETTY HAPPY. THEY STARTED CHATTING, AND THE TOPIC OF CONVERSATION GOT ROUND TO WHAT THEY DID THE NIGHT BEFORE. 'WELL' SAID MARK WITH A SNUG GRIN, 'I FUCKED MY BIRD FIVE TIMES LAST NIGHT, AND IN THE MORNING SHE SAID SHE LOVED ME MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD.' 'HA !' SAID JOHN, A WICKED GLEAM IN HIS EYE, 'I FUCKED MY GIRLFRIEND SEVEN TIMES LAST NIGHT, AND NEXT MORNING SHE TOLD ME SHE COULD NEVER LOVE ANOTHER.' JOHN AND MARK LOOKED EXPECTANTLY AT ADAM WHO HAD REMAINED QUIET THROUGHOUT AND WAS STUDYING A COPY OF THE AMIGA SYSTEM PROGRAMMERS GUIDE, 'WELL ?' ASKED JOHN, A TRIFLE IMPATIENTLY, I MIGHT ADD, 'HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU FUCK YOUR GIRLFRIEND LAST NIGHT ?' 'WHO, ME ?' SAID ADAM 'OH, JUST ONCE.' 'ONCE ! HA !' SNEERED MARK, REMOVING A HARD SOUGHT BOGIE AND FLICKING IT AT JOHN, 'AND WHAT DID SHE SAY IN THE MORNING ?' 'DONT STOP !!!' HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA....... FUNNY OR WHAT !!!! ANY CHARACTERS AND EVENTS DEPICTED IN THAT JOKE WERE PURELY INTENTIONAL !!! WHAT I AM ABOUT TO TELL YOU, MAY GIVE SOME PEOPLE NIGHTMARES !! IT ALL STARTED ON A TYPICAL SATURDAY NIGHT ON THE TOWN........ (WAVY PICTURES WOULD APPEAR IF THIS WAS A FILM !!) IT WAS ALMOST LAST ORDERS, I'D HAD MY USUAL 14 PINTS..... OK, 4 PINTS !!! WHEN QUITE BY ACCIDENT, I THREW MY GLASS.. THEN SUDDENLY, I HAD A CLOSEUP OF SOMEBODY'S FOREHEAD OUCH !! I CANT REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THAT, BUT DOES MY EYE HURT !!! ITS AS BLACK AS THE ACE OF SPADES TOO !!! ANYWAY ID JUST THOUGHT ID TELL YA ALL SO THAT YOUR NOT ASKING QUESTIONS AT THE SHOW NEXT MONTH !!! ANYWAY THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR ME EXCEPT TO WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS !!! GOTTA BURN........... OK DUDES, HOLD ON TO YOUR JOYSTICKS, ITS "MR-BIG$ WELL ITS HERE AT LAST, THE ONLY GIFT YOU DIDNT GET IN YOUR XMAS STOCKING THIS YEAR, IT TOOK A LONG TIME COMING BUT IM SURE YOU WILL FIND IT WAS WORTH WAITING FOR............ OK A FEW PERSONAL GREETS GO OUT TO RICOCHET OF HACKTRICK..... (THANKS FOR ALL THE TIME YOU PUT INTO DIGITISING THOSE CRAZY PICCYS FOR ME.....) JAY OF ACIDFORCE ALL THE GUYS IN ORACLE CRYPTOBURNERS NOSAH AND MIK OF DCS TRISTAR FUTURE DESIGNS MERCENARY AND ALL MY OTHER CONTACTS AROUND THE WORLD............ OK THATS JUST ABOUT IT FROM ME FOR THIS TIME BUT BEFORE I FINISH I WOULD LIKE TO LEAVE YOU WITH THIS THOUGHT IN RUSSIA THEY PUT A NEW HEART IN A MAN , 3 WEEKS LATER HE WAS OUT LOOKING FOR A JOB!! IN AMERICA THEY PUT A NEW BRAIN IN A MAN , AND IN 2 WEEKS HE WAS OUT LOOKING FOR A JOB IN ENGLAND WE PUT A CUNT IN AT NUMBER 10 , AND IN A WEEK EVERYBODY WAS LOOKING FOR A JOB........... OK DUDES IM OUGHTA HERE, SEEYA ALL IN JANUARY AT THE 16 BIT SHOW..... ..... ADIOS!!!!!! WHO'S NEXT ITS "RAPHAEL$ OUR KOOOL ARTIST (PISS ARTIST) ONLY JOKING DANNY........ SEX SEX SEX SEX AND MORE SEX, AT LAST YOUR GAZING AT MY SCROLL LINE, RAPHAELS THAT IS, WHATCHA FINK OF OUR LATEST HEAP OF MEGA STUFF! A MEGA JOKE IS ABOUT TO APPEAR ON YOUR MONITOR.........HAMMMER WAS AT A PUB, HE MET A BEAUTIFUL BUT SEVERELY PISSED BLONDE GIRL. IT WAS HIS LUCKY NIGHT!! SHE SAID 'GIMME NINE INCHES AND MAKE IT HURT.' SO HE FUCKED HER TWICE AND SLAPPED HER FACE!!!!!! TEE HEE....OFCOURSE ITS ENTIRELY TRUE TO THE EXACT WORD. ASK HIM AT THE 16 BIT SHOW HE'LL TELL YA ALL ABOUT IT....I MUST ASK ALL GRAFICIANS AN IMPORTANT QUESTION 'ARE YOU BUGGED BY YOUR CODER EVERY MINUTE OF THE DAY TO TURN OUT THOUSANDS OF PIXELS PER SECOND?' IF YOU DO SEE HAMMER AT THE 16 BIT SHOW I BETCHA HE'S STILL WEARING SHADES....BECAUSE HE'S SO COOL. NO, BECAUSE HE'S RECENTLY BEEN HAMMERED BY A NEIGHBOURING HEAD!!!!! CHECK IT OUT. HE'S RECENTLY BEEN STARRING IN A MINI SERIES WHICH GOES BY THE NAME OF BLACKEYES!!! HE GETS SO PISSED OFF ABOUT IT. WELL ARE YOU ALL LOOKING FORWARD TO OUR NEW DISK MAGAZINE, GREAT STUFF EH ! WELL I'VE JUST FINISHED MY SECOND SET OF MOCKS, I MISSED OUT AN ENTIRE PAGE OF THE PHYSICS EXAM BECAUSE I DIDN'T SEE IT!!!! TOO MUCH PRESSURE FROM EVER WANTING CODERS! THAT'S WHAT I PUT IT DOWN TO.I PERSONALLY AM TOTALLY AGAINST SOFTWARE PIRACY ESPECIALLY THE SHIT STUFF LIKE THE APTLY NAMED 'HARD DRIVIN'. CAN HE BURBLE SHIT TO THE END OF THE TEXT, HE'S GONNA TRY. WE ARE NOW APPROACHING THE FESTIVE SEASON OF GOOD WILL AND PEACE ON EARTH, SO HOW ABOUT QUARTEX AND PARANOIMIA GIVE UP THEIR LITTLE FEUD UNTIL IT HAS FINISHED.....THIS IS RAPHAEL SIGNING OFF.......ON. SEE YA HEEEEEEREEEE'S "MOLE$ MOLE HERE!! WELL ITS HERE AT LONG LAST, HOPE YOU ENJOY IT. THERE'S A LOT OF HARD WORK GONE INTO IT..... A SPECIAL HELLO TO ALL MY CONTACTS OUT THERE??? KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT ME PHONE...... 0 2 0 2 - 6 9 5 0 8 3 (ADRIAN) PLEASE EVENINGS ONLY...... IF ALL GOES WELL THIS SHOULD BE AT THE POWERDRIVE PARTY (SORRY IT WASN'T READY - "MR-BIG$) IF NOT IT MEANS THE GRAFIX WERE LATE YET AGAIN!!!! OH WELL, THAT'S ABOUT IT FROM ME.... UNTIL ANOTHER DEMO..... BYYYEEEEEEEEE !?!?!!! OK, THATS IT FROM THE MEMBERS, NOW I THINK ITS TIME TO TALK GREETINGS!! TOTALY OVER-THE-TOP PLATINUM GREETINGS GO TO (A-Z ORDER SORTOF!) ACIDFORCE ACCUMALATORS AUTOMATION ATOMIC CIRCLE ANAILATION AXXIS BLITTING IMAGE BRITISHMADE BYTEBREAKERS CASCADE CHAOS N MEGADETH CKC CRUSIFIERS CRYPIC CULPRITS DCS DICIPLES DOC MIDNIGHT DREAM DEMONS DRUIDS EMULATORS EQUINOXE ESA ESP EVIL MEDITATION EXCEL UK FDS FIFAS/SABI GORGAR GRASSHOPPER GENESIS PROJECT HALLMARK HCC HERETICS IMPACT INNER CITY INFILTRATORS INTUITION IPEC ELITE INTERNAL VENDETA LADS LEICESTER CREW 2 MACH 4 MAGNETIC FIELDS MATRIX DIVISION MECH MINDS INC. MEDICS MERCENARY MIRAGE UK (SEND BACK JD'S DISKS) MSA NAPALM NEUTRON UK NIGHTSTALKERS NUKEBUSTERS ORACLE PACE PENDLE EUROPA POWERDRIVE POWER PACK (EH!!) POWERLORDS PULSAR RAMBLERS S.H.A.G. SHARE AND ENJOY/SCOOPEX SIRUS CORP. SLIPSTREAM (FUCKIN AMAZIN STREET TUFF DEMO) STARLIGHT SUNDRAGONS TCS TECHNIQUE TEAM - X THE UNTOUCHABLES (MNEMONIC) WARP 9 XA X-CALIBER ZACK ZENDER AND NOW THE THE LATEST GREETINGS TO OUR NEWEST CONTACTS........ GENESIS PROJECT ATOMIC CIRCLE NUMO DISTRIBUTION ZERO DEFEX FRAXXION IVORY ANIMATE IMAGE OF DREAMS PARADOX ATOMIX ALIEN NATION THE SPOOK (HERES YOUR GREET LAMER) JOE YOUNG NCS (JOHN) EUROPA OK THATS THE 99.5 PERCENT GREETS LIST, IF WE MISSED YA SORRY...... OK NOW AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCMENT........ ........ WE HAVE JUST GOT A NEW MEMBER AND HIS NAME IS "BANGER$ TREAT HIM WITH RESPECT, DIGNITY, AND THE KINDNESS OF YOUR HEART.... ...... AND NOW THE OFFICIAL "ANARCHY$ MEMBERS LIST (Z - A ORDER) "RAPHAEL$ "NORRIS$ "MR-BIG$ "MONTY$ "MOLE$ "LILTMAN$ "KREATOR$ "JUDGE DROKK$ "JOKER$ "HAMMER$ "HERBIE$ "GINGER$ "GHOSTHUNTER" "DELUXE$ "DAN$ AND THATS YER LOT....... LOOK OUT FOR "STOLEN DATA$ OUR NEW DISK AND PAPER MAGAZINE..... IF YOUVE GOT A PROBLEM, ARE THE ODDS AGAINT YOU, IF SO WRITE TO JUDGE DROKK (HIS ADDRESS IS ON THE MAIN MENU SCROLLER) SEND HIM YOUR PROBLEM,AND YOU MIGHT GET A REPLY IN THE MAGAZINE ...... WHO KNOWS YOU MIGHT GET FAMOUS........ OK THAT IS THE LOT, ALL THE GUYS IN "ANARCHY$ WISH YOU ALL GOOD LUCK IN THE FUTURE AND DONT FORGET DONT BE LAME, BE AN "ANARCHIST$ BECAUSE YOU ONLY GET AN OOOOOOOHHH WITH "ANARCHY$............. NOW FUCK OFF! WRAP