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Metal Coders {g(and now also Spaceballs)
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{oSR: {g For how long have you been
wearing dresses in public?
{oNR: {g I'll give you exclusive right to
the story if I start. {n[WHAT? -Ed]{g
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{oSR:{g Who are you really??? We all
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{nalien {gbut is this true?
{oNR: {g No, this is all false rumours
{g spread by people who can't face the
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fact that {n*** {gis the best diskmag that
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readers about why {nRAW {g has been myself. (People feeling that this
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{aanswer is a bit sparse will have to {nSR:{g Tell us your favourite {nDestiny{g
buy the book "{mGreat, but Humble{g diskmagazine.
{m-Nimrod Tells His Story{g". (Should be
available shortly, at all major {nNR: {g I guess {kSatanic Rites {ghave to win
retailers.)) because the design, code, music,
articles and graphics in {lSatanic Rites{g
{nSR: {g When will you start doing is/are better than in any other
something that makes sense (like diskmag published by {mDestiny{g.
writing for Satanic Rites)?
{nSR:{g Tell us your favourite
{nNR: {g I'm doing that right now, aren't article-writers that are members of
I? Oh, yes it it being now a great Destiny.
feeling heightening the quality of
inferior diskmags. :-) {nNR: {g Lord Stradh and Scourger. (or
Scourger and Lord Stradh.)
{nSR:{g All the readers of {nSatanic Rites{j
know that everything you write is {nSR:{g Who is your friend?
rubbish. Where do you get all this
rubbish from? {nNR: {g Friends?
{nNR: {l Reality.{g {nSR: {g Except us, who are your friends?
{nNR:{g I, friends? Tell me, what are quality magazine? And why do you
you talking about? think it is a quality mag?
{nSR:{g What is your favourite chainsaw {nNR: {g Because some of the articles are
label? probably the sickest found in any
scene-mag.
{nNR: {g I'm not that fanatical when it
comes to labels, so I'll just say that {nSR:{g Why do Satanic Rites always
reliability is one of the qualities I publish the truth whilst *** doesn't?
think is most important for a (Example: Sex in the scene! (This
chainsaw. article was published in *** #3 and
contained a lot of "information" about
{nSR:{g How did you manage to get all the EEC. Sex in the scene?))
these {kmanslaughter {gconvictions on your
record? {nNR: {g I do not answer questions
concerning "truth" when they come from
{nNR:{g I can sense your admiration; hard Satanists.
work and discipline is the secret.
You know; if you like what you're {nSR:{g What is your favourite animal for
doing everything becomes so easy. sacrificing purposes?
{nSR: {g Do you think {mSatanic Rites {gis a {nNR:{g Homo Sapiens. (Call me old
fashioned, but I think virgins really this.)
are some of the best sacrifices.)
{nSR:{g Why do you think that the
{nSR:{g What is your favourite {mDeath{g text-colouring in SR is extremely
{mmetal{h band? good?
{nNR:{g New Kids On The Block. {nNR:{g Because it makes people reset
their computers and read *** instead.
{nSR:{g What does the theory of
relativity mean? {f[YOU BASTARD! I hate you!! -Ed]{j
{nNR:{g That {lphysicists {gcan pester people {nSR:{g Now finally, the 50000 drachmar
who can't stand maths more than ever question, what is your name, handle
before. current military rank, social status,
age, hair colour, genital size phone
{nSR:{g Give us a short description of number and your sexual deviations?
the Chaos Theory.
{nNR:{g Buy the book "{nGreater, but even{g
{nNR:{g The chaos in the universe is {n more Humble -Nimrod Tells another one{g
growing. (I'm not just saying this, {nof His Stories{g" if you'd really like
it's true. Any person somewhat to know. ({mProbably to be published{g
interested in physics can tell you {msoon.{g)
Thank you for the interview, {lNimrod{g. have revenge after one of these
Do you got any last words? persons sent my name to a firm selling
overseas travel. (So I that should
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Anyhow, if you feel like sending a
letter telling how great your life in
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To all guys in {nDestiny{g: Good luck
continuing making the {esickest {gmag on
Amiga!
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{f [Ed- is this interview for real,
Torkild?]{g
Well, thank you for the interview
(cliche). Greetings to everyone I
know! This is a great opportunity to