}0a4360hfff0of780d8eb0l8de {g An exclusive interview with Nimrod replaced by ***. That's because *** - a member of the {eRAW {gstaff. is a unregistered trademark of {cPure Metal Coders {g(and now also Spaceballs) ~iff.shadow }0o8de {oSR: {g For how long have you been wearing dresses in public? {oNR: {g I'll give you exclusive right to the story if I start. {n[WHAT? -Ed]{g }0od34 {oSR:{g Who are you really??? We all know it's rumoured that you're a{n L-5{g {nalien {gbut is this true? {oNR: {g No, this is all false rumours {g spread by people who can't face the }0o8eb fact that {n*** {gis the best diskmag that Author's note: exists, has existed and ever will The authors would like to inform the exist. I really am the avatar of readers about why {nRAW {g has been myself. (People feeling that this }0nf78 {aanswer is a bit sparse will have to {nSR:{g Tell us your favourite {nDestiny{g buy the book "{mGreat, but Humble{g diskmagazine. {m-Nimrod Tells His Story{g". (Should be available shortly, at all major {nNR: {g I guess {kSatanic Rites {ghave to win retailers.)) because the design, code, music, articles and graphics in {lSatanic Rites{g {nSR: {g When will you start doing is/are better than in any other something that makes sense (like diskmag published by {mDestiny{g. writing for Satanic Rites)? {nSR:{g Tell us your favourite {nNR: {g I'm doing that right now, aren't article-writers that are members of I? Oh, yes it it being now a great Destiny. feeling heightening the quality of inferior diskmags. :-) {nNR: {g Lord Stradh and Scourger. (or Scourger and Lord Stradh.) {nSR:{g All the readers of {nSatanic Rites{j know that everything you write is {nSR:{g Who is your friend? rubbish. Where do you get all this rubbish from? {nNR: {g Friends? {nNR: {l Reality.{g {nSR: {g Except us, who are your friends? {nNR:{g I, friends? Tell me, what are quality magazine? And why do you you talking about? think it is a quality mag? {nSR:{g What is your favourite chainsaw {nNR: {g Because some of the articles are label? probably the sickest found in any scene-mag. {nNR: {g I'm not that fanatical when it comes to labels, so I'll just say that {nSR:{g Why do Satanic Rites always reliability is one of the qualities I publish the truth whilst *** doesn't? think is most important for a (Example: Sex in the scene! (This chainsaw. article was published in *** #3 and contained a lot of "information" about {nSR:{g How did you manage to get all the EEC. Sex in the scene?)) these {kmanslaughter {gconvictions on your record? {nNR: {g I do not answer questions concerning "truth" when they come from {nNR:{g I can sense your admiration; hard Satanists. work and discipline is the secret. You know; if you like what you're {nSR:{g What is your favourite animal for doing everything becomes so easy. sacrificing purposes? {nSR: {g Do you think {mSatanic Rites {gis a {nNR:{g Homo Sapiens. (Call me old fashioned, but I think virgins really this.) are some of the best sacrifices.) {nSR:{g Why do you think that the {nSR:{g What is your favourite {mDeath{g text-colouring in SR is extremely {mmetal{h band? good? {nNR:{g New Kids On The Block. {nNR:{g Because it makes people reset their computers and read *** instead. {nSR:{g What does the theory of relativity mean? {f[YOU BASTARD! I hate you!! -Ed]{j {nNR:{g That {lphysicists {gcan pester people {nSR:{g Now finally, the 50000 drachmar who can't stand maths more than ever question, what is your name, handle before. current military rank, social status, age, hair colour, genital size phone {nSR:{g Give us a short description of number and your sexual deviations? the Chaos Theory. {nNR:{g Buy the book "{nGreater, but even{g {nNR:{g The chaos in the universe is {n more Humble -Nimrod Tells another one{g growing. (I'm not just saying this, {nof His Stories{g" if you'd really like it's true. Any person somewhat to know. ({mProbably to be published{g interested in physics can tell you {msoon.{g) Thank you for the interview, {lNimrod{g. have revenge after one of these Do you got any last words? persons sent my name to a firm selling overseas travel. (So I that should ~iff.shadow {g get a lot of junk mail (which I did)) Anyhow, if you feel like sending a letter telling how great your life in }0ofcb a {nSatanic congregation {gis, send it to: }0oeef {nOeyvind Jakobsen, }0oddf N-7140 OPPHAUG, }0occf NORWAY.{g }0o8eb To all guys in {nDestiny{g: Good luck continuing making the {esickest {gmag on Amiga! }0g0ff {f [Ed- is this interview for real, Torkild?]{g Well, thank you for the interview (cliche). Greetings to everyone I know! This is a great opportunity to