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                .___________ _|_ ______________________________.
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                :   bOONDOCKS · oNE oF tHE fASTEST iN eUROPE   |
  . _______ __ _|_ ____             ______           ________  :      _____
 _|_\_    / .   |  .   \_ __  ______\_.   \  ______ _\_.    /__| ___ /  __/__
  |  /   /  |   :  |    /   \|    /   l    \/  .   \   l___/\_ |/   /___    /
  :  \   \______|______/     \   /_________/   |    \________/ /  _/_______/_
 _l______/sc    :    _/    \____/         \__________/  _/     \___)         |
|               .    \_____|                            \______|             |
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|      hELLFiRE wHQ! · tRISTAR & rED^SECTOR iNC., lSD & iLS aMIGA eHQ!       |
|     tRiSTAR & rEDSECTOR iNC. cONSOLE aND gERMAN cONSOLE sYNDICATE wHQ!     |
|       tRiSTAR & rED^SECTOR iNC. /X-iNNOVATiON wORLD diSTRiBUTiON sITE      |
|         dREAMCHARTS, sUNFLEX iNC., dEViOUS dEZiGNS & iNHUMANS dHQ!         |
|            -g^sTYLE! wHQ! · pRO aRTS, rOADHOGZ & oFFSPRING eHQ!            |
|                                                                            |
|                                 mASTERS aRE:                               |
|  -·>s/\L-oNE! · mARIO · sECTORCHARGER · aPOLLO · eCS · aSTRO · cOLONEL<·-  |
|                                                                            |
|  +31-(o)-548-54O-653        +31-(o)-548-521-716       +31-(o)-548-521-848  |
|    -·>16k8 dUAL<·-            -·>28k8 dUAL<·-           -·>28k8 dUAL<·-    |
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l_________._ _                                                  _ _._________|
 ________ |   -·>nO nEW uSER pASSWORD aND/oR sYSTEM pASSWORd!<·-   | ________
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          :        uPLOADEd bY UFOk             oN nODE #03        :
          .   tIME aND dATE oF tHE uPLOAD: 20:29:10 , 10-01-1995   .
 
å
°                  ---- phonkey adds above this strek ----


@BEGIN_FILE_ID.DIZ              tJa        dEt!
                    sI

 - by snuffy/os! und grimlock/grt^sht^grm -
                                 .    _
                                 |\__(_)__
        bil/car/vroomski -->     |________\
                                 ()    ()
@END_FILE_ID.DIZ













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                       :              the very lamest! :
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                            --->> > aus < <<---














      - ---------------------- -{gROTESTICLE}- ---------------------- -
                   _______________________________________
_  __  ___ _______/   __  \____________  \______________  \_______ ___  __  _
            ___\      \|      \/     |/     /___      |/     /___
      .   _/    \______|       \_    |  ___/    \_    l     /    \_   .
      :   \          ___________/____|           /_______         /   :
      :    \___________|SnUFFY       l__________/     l__________/    :
      ¦                                                               ¦
    __|          __        __     __               __     __          |__
___/  |_________|  \______|  \___/  |_____________|  \___/  | _ __ ___|  \_
\__    ___/_______  /_   _____/___   ___/___/______   /__   |___________  /_
_/    l     \_  l__/  \_______  \_  l     \_  \_  l__/  \_  l     \_  l__/  \_
\_______ sN  /____     /____ /   /____     /   /____     /____     /____     /
      |_____/   l_____/   l_____/   l_____/___/   l_____/   l_____/   |_____/
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            ++ s h o o t og selvfølgelig -grimlock(the group)-














                                     &














          .-----[MAIN aSSHOLE .. bahHHHHH]-------------------------.
 - -- ----|                                                        |---- -- -
          |__          __          __          __        __        |__
      ____|  \________|  \________|  \________|  \______|  \_______|  \__
   __/  _______/________   /___   |    /______    _/____    _/     l    /_
  /\________     \_   |/     \_   |      \_   l__/      l__/\________     \_
_/        l/      /_  |       /_  l       /_  __/       __/        l/      /_
\        __________/  |________/  _________/___\_________\        __________/
 \________|  \________|  \________|sNUFFy                 \________|
          |                                                        |
 - -- ----|                                                        |---- -- -
          `---------------------------------------[jADA..........]-'














                     aUS bEI  MIT NACH SEiT vON zU ...














       _______
    ._/   .   \_._____________
    |     |     l_    _______/__________
  ..l___  '      /     ___/_/   _______/
  :....\________/___    / |      ___/    ...........     .··.
      :............\___/  l___    /  ....:...:     :    :    :
        __________:..........\___/.......:      ...:     ·..·
     __/   ______/___________            ______ :.........   .....
    _\______   l__\___._    /________   \\____/   .      :...:  :
    \      /    /     |    /_\_____  \_._ ____   ·.·            :
    :\_________/l___  |___/l_    _/  __l_     \_. ________      :
    :         [rLf]\__:_____/    :      /       l_\____.  \_.___:_____
    :.................... _ _____|_____/___      /     |    l_  .     \_.
                      ..:                 \_____/___   |     /    ______l_
                      :........................ Os!\___l____/___  \__    /
                                     .........:      ...       \________/
                                     :......         :.:           :
                                           :.......................:


                           AND SOOOO onnnn...














        ..tHIIISSS sHIT iS CALLEd - tJA sI DEt -



                                                                (((V)))
    .____                                                       \  "  /
  __|   /__      ...... ________.                                \_o_/
  \_.  .__/            _\_______|_ _                            ._____.
    |  l_______  ::::::   .____////___ _                        |     |
   _|          \ ::::::___|     |_    ___                       ||   ||
   \____________\::::::   l______/    \  |_________             ||___||
        g®m  ::  :::::: _   ___ _______\ l_________)_____ _____ (| _ |)
             ::::::::::	       _ ___ ___________         \)   /  | | |g®m
                                    \         l  sN       \  / __| | |_____
                                     \______________________/_____________/

              ______                      7777
             |     /                    7777
        _____|    /\eeeeeeeeeeeeee   77777
       / __  |      \  eeeee   eeeee  77777       eLLERs det ... !
  ____/  |/  |  sNNN \__eeeeeeeeee   777    777
  \      l   l          eeee       ee 777 777
   \____________________/eeeeeeeeeee   7777


         Det er riktig som du sa, det er universal-setning! bonk!


  THis COLLY Is A fUNkY FUCKy' sHiT cOLLY wHICh cONTAINs .. tJA sI dET ..




        tja si det = humm... say that  ( quick-o-transelate-matic)



















































                                   iNdeX



                             oO1. fUNKy sHIt !
                             oO2. uNfUNKy sHIt
                             Oo3. pre face on the rocks
                             oO4. wanna-be logosomilos (no funky req's!)
                             o05. eNd wORDS aND mORE fUNKy sHIt ..
                             o²6. poem, din snøfokk!
                             OII. sTYGG hårsveis rett fram ...
                             666. the number of the beast (magz)
                             222. my lucky number ... snuffy ...

                                 osv. und zu woitzker...




                             da starter wir...












































                  < <<- Oo3. pre face on the rocks ->> >




 We are back!!! With another coop production...... geeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!
  ok. we are the one(eHH) to blame .. gee, where is d 2nd oNE??? i GO OUT!?
 yippi! Hm.. det der er en dårlig demo.. scopppex. boink.  hva skal jeg si?
tja si det ... hUM hUM det er et universal ord det... funk .. bahk en kake!
 Nam.. OISANN! Jorun farted. HM.. We are here at the happening, where nothing
 is everything.. and that's that .. bah .. We are IN eNGlISH iGJEN ..!
 Hmm... THis must be the 1st time where the two greatest groups in the scene
tjaha .. meet so they can do everythin' an' nothin' jippi .. we rule and you
 are a kjøttkake! fromps! I am freezign.. say, snuffelions, what's up?
tja si det ... nothin
 that was *not* a very interesting sentence.. fuck.. I want to look around!
let's go ... sjikk ahead .. i'll go with you..lets goooo .. si det på norsk
vi vil nå ta oss en tur rundt om kring, og flørte med alle søte gutter..
                       jaaaaaa..... bææææææææ .... 

 to be continued..

pre face on the rocks - the next generation :

 heps.. we are back.. Grimlock fell asleep... snuff didn't?
 well, he tried too ... !
 But he didn't manage?
 yes, some crappy shit .. hardcore kept me awake .. JUNGlE rULES !
 aah,,, fucking playmo problem.. well... what do you think?
 I think ? well... tja si det .. LET's finish d shITTT ...
 Yups.. okei.. let's do it!! I am ready! IIII AAAAAM REEEAAAADY!






























                      < <<- Oo4. wanna be logos ->> >

























 hm.. shade has opened his board again... let's make him some asciis!!

 
________ _____ ________ _______ _____
\  ____/___  /____ ___/___ _  /___ _/_____
_\ _/     / /    /_/     / \_    / \     /     ->> > eVERYWARe < <<-
\________/______/_______/___/___/_____ _/_____ _________ _______ _______
                              g®m/_____\     /_____    /___ _  /___ ___/___
                            _  _ ___ _ _\   /\    /  ·    / \_    /_/     /
                                   _\\\\_________/___/___/___/___/_______/
















       _________ ______.      __________ ____________ _______
     __\  _____/__     |______\   _____/__  ______  /__     /______
     \_.  _/   __/_.   l   __/_.  _/   __/_.\__   _/__/_._____  __/
       l_______\   l_______\   l_______\   `--|_____\   l_______\ g®m

                     ( ((-)  e v e r y w a r e  (-)) )
.-------------------------------------------------------------------------.
:                       (-)  e v e r y w a r e  (-)                       :
`-------------------------------------------------------------------------'
                     ( ((-)  e v e r y w a r e  (-)) )
              ______ __________. _______________ ___________
            __\    /_____   ___l_____  ______  /__    _____/__
            \_.   /\  __/_.  _______/_.\__   _/__/_.  _/   __/
              l_______\   `--\____\   `--|_____\   l_______\















                                                           

    -  -- --- -[EVERYWARE]- --------------------------------------.
         ____     ____ ____           ____           ____     ____|____
________|    \___/    |    \_________|    \_________|    \___/    |    \
\__________,  \___    |     \___________,  \__________    \___    l     \___
 _/     |/_______/    |      __/     |/_______/     |/  _____/______     __/
 \      l       \___  l       \___   l       \___   |             l/      \___
  \________________/_____________/______________/___| sNUFFY    _____________/
                                                    l_____________|
                                                                  |
 -   --  --- ---- --------------------------------------------.   `-----------
               ____            ____            ____           |____
  _________ __|    \__________|    \__________|    \__________|    \
  \___     |  |     \___________    \___________    \____________,  \___
   _/      |  |      __/    __|/     __/      |/  _____/      |/_______/
   \       l  l Sn    \___  \___      \___    |       \___    l       \___
    \____________________/____l__________/____l__________/_______        /
  .--------------------------------------------------.        |_________/
  |                                                  |        |
--|                                                  |--------'  
  |                                                  |
  `--------------------------------------------------'     















 _ ___ ______________________
 ___________________________/___________________________________________
 \_____   ____  \__        /  \____   ____  \____________ \__        /  \__
   _/    _________/_ Sn   /     /_   _________/_        ____/_______      /_
  /        /       /_    /       /_    /       /_    /       /_    /       /_
 /____________      /_______      /_______      /___/         /_______      /
         /_________/   /_________/   /_________/   /_________/   /_________/
                      / 
                     / [EVERYWARE]
        ____________/________________________________________________
        \_____     / /  \___________   \_____________ \_____   ____  \___
          _/      / /      /_   ___/      /_        _____/_   __________/_
         /       / /        /_ /____ Sn    /_    /        /_    /        /_
        /__________          /___/          /___/          /_______       /
                 /__________/   /__________/   /__________/   /__________/
                /___________________________________________ ____ __  _    _







                      *four* massive logos! nice....

























                           grim : whadda about a kjøttkaker logo?
                       snuffy : tja si det .. hvorfor ikke ...!?







 here we gooooo...

           ______      ______        ___________ __
    ._____/     /     |   __/_ _____/          /  (__
    |_ __/     /  ____|    \___    /\___  _   /_ ___/_______
   _|\\\_    _/__/    |       /   /  \ / / \___/ \         /
   \_____\      \     l      /·  /   /      / ____________/
          \______\   _______/  \/___/\_____/
                  \___|        /

                         (a)--.                              __ 
         ______               |..__                         |  \
 _ __ __|      \__ ________   |()  \_ _ ____________________|   \
        l  ______/  ______(__<'   __/__     _____/____________,  \________
               \      ______/_ ()     /__   __/     /___    _  __________/
  _ ____|       \_ ___|       \()________)_.         __/    |          \__
        l________/    l________\           l_________\______|            /
                                                            | Sn g®M    (
                                                            l___________/



      vi må ringe til niggerjack.. snuffy beveger seg imens.. tjalla!


          Nå har jeg ringt til NIggerjack.... han vil ei komme..
                               han skulle til arnEdalEn!
  






                       arendal er ikke et fint sted!
































                        < <<- Oo5. eND wORDs ->> >

                                                         ___ __  _    _
                        ___ __ _______________     _____|      ________
  ___   __    __      ()   ) (   ()_____  ___/    / __  l   __/  ______)
 _\__\ _\ \  _\ \     ()  (  )   ()   l/   \__R _/  l/      \        \  
(__   (    \(____\    ()_________()__________/  \_______l____\___     \__
                                                            __/  L      /
                        bAH tHiS IS nOT sO sERIuOS .sååååå. \__________/


 G®m : Ok.. thanx for wasting your lovely credz on this colly (..)...
 snØFTe: scack schack .................... jacK..... my ... aggg.. BIL!!!
 g®m : snuffy will have to build the rest of my kinderegg-car.. I
       didn't manage... Agr.. kinder08[]e]7[g0.04[ (that was snuffy
       driving the kindereggcar over my keyboard!) *smack!* don't do
       that again!
 sN: jEG ER eN rebel .. vroommm vrooooommmmmm....  m0++
 g®m : *smack!* *slapp!* *boff!* .. I said *DON'T* do it again, fool!
       You don't respect me, do ya?!
 sN: respect!! aLL yA fUNKy SHITTIEs MOTHERS ouut dere....
 g®m : Yllatyslelula ei saa antaa alle 3 vuotaille (not for Nup!, either!).
       Pienet osat voivat juuttua kurkkuun tai nenaan (..)!
 sN : perkele ... tja si det ... enough crap.. ende ..
 g®m : Nnnaaaaaah! Jag vil inta sloitta!! Jag vil gefortzetzen!!
 sN: hummmmm.... vote us ... haha  ......????
 g®m : This colly is too small! We will have to do something ! Let's
       write a poem or something!


































                           < <<- Oo6. pOEM ->> >


                       - eit kvad til ære for odin -


                hjerte                                heart
              det rimer                             it rhymes
               på smerte                             on pain

                hjerte                                heart
              kan ikke være                         can't be
         smerte - uten grunn ...               pain with no reason

          hjerte - en banan                     heart - a banana
    flyktende på livets sti                fleeing on the path of life
          flott, sa du?                          nice, you said?

        hjerter er et symbol                   hearts are a symbol
         et kjærlighetens symbol                eit loving symbol
            koooooooool!                           coooooooool!

          det vil si                             that will say..
          tja si det ...                         humm... say that
          tja si det ...                         humm... say that
             gjentakelse                            repeatness
             gjentakelse                            repeatness
             gjentakelse                            repeatness
             gjentakelse                            repeatness
                er et                                  is a
              effektivt                              effectiv
              effektivt                              effectiv
              effektivt                              effectiv
              effektivt                              effectiv
             virkemiddel                            workpowder
           mot udyr...                            against creeps

         au, jeg får krampe!                    au, I got a cramp
          Jeg kan ei trampe!                     i cannot tramp!
          Virkemidlers ruler                     workpowders rule
           Men hvorfor kan vi                     but why can we
             ikke bare være....                     not be ...
       skjell på en strand?                   a schelll on a strand

           fordi vi er                            because we are
       skjell i universets                    schells i the universe
                øyne                                   eyes
        som en paraply i                       like an umbrella in
             ørkenen                                the desert

      amen, sa jesus en gang                 amen, chessus said once
         men så sier ikke vi                    but so say we not
       paraplyer kan ei snakke                umbrellas cannot speak
     derfor tier oss (..)                   therefor shuts we up (..)

    ti nuu din smekre tjei                 shut now up you lovely girl
               dra til                                go to
             helvete med                            hell with
              musikk i                               music in
                reir                                   nest

   bra, sa jeg, og lo godt                good, i said, and laughed well
       smilte fra øre til øre                 smiled from ear to ear
        nese, hals og tå                       nose, hals and tooth
     men hva med de andre?                  but what about thy others?

         de lurte rundt                         they fooled around
 juletreet og kjørte bil i              the christmastree and drove car in
           kaldtvann...                           cold water...
      mens mamma danset vals                 while mummy danced volse
            i estonia...                           in estonedia

     hysj, hysj, ikke snakk slikt           hush, hush not speak sleik
  det er nemlig ikke så godt likt        es ist namely not so good known
        en, to, tre og rabbagast               1,2,3 and rabbagass
  ørkentraverne kan klare seg selv       desertgoers can manage themself

           rabagast...?                           rabbagass...?
            pul en mast                            fuck a mast
        lik vind for alle                      like wind to us all
             som vi liker                           as we like
             lik oss..                              like us..












































                 < <<- Oo7. stygg hårsveis rett fram ->> >

             .
____________/|
__ __ _______|    <<--- stygg hårsveis rett fram
  (_o)__
     _  \
    (____\
 __/
 /_
__/




























                   < <<- O66. number of the beast ->> >



                         mAGZ sine favoritter ....



                         6           6         6 









































                      < <<- 222. wanna be logos ->> >




                          2         2          2


                          snuffy's fave number...

                 ( don't ask why, you don't wanna know! )






























                     oki... this is the end, I guesS?





































                                respects :








    mor snuffy, far snuffy, nirvana (the fastet gfx'er in the world!),
    alternating  delta  pulses, the kinderegg company, last boy scout,
    my black  40 inches dildo, arcane får han ser up som en dildo ...,
    size  (extra small),  plasticbags,   grønne  menn,   og  noen blå, 
    og   resten......   ja..  takk!  (applause and fanfare...geeeeh..)













         sorry must go out to all of you english speaking dudes...
     This colly is mainly written in some sort of strange norwegian...

                          - s ^ o ^ r ^ r ^ y - 













                              pordy greets :

    fuzz, acid, banjo (..), arcane, size, slummy, magz, jorun, nirvana,
     madsen, baffle, mute, øyvind, frode, superted, snuffy, plastpose


























                             momento mori ...


           (hehe..I said, not knowing the exact meaning of it..)










          noen adds under her hvis noen gidder å spre denne da...


 ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
            -( [ bOONDOCKS! ] [ oNE oF tHE fASTEST iN eUROPE ] )-
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 __/  __ __/   _ __/   _ __/   _ __/ ___ __/   _ __/   ____/   / __/   ____/
 \_   _  \_    / \_    / \_    / \_    / \_    / \_    / \_   _  \_____  \_
  /   / ¯¯/  _/   /  _/   /   /   /  _/   /  _/   /  _/   /   / ¯¯/  _/   /
 /___     \__     \__     \__/    \__     \__     \__     \__/    \__     \
 sAl1      \/______\/      \/______\/      \/______\/      \/______\/      \
   /        \      /________\      /        \      /________\      /
  /          \                    /          \                    /
   [·hELLFIRE wHQ!·]  [·tRISTAR aND rED^sECTOR ¡NC.·lSD·&·iLS aMIGA eHQ!·]
    [·tRiSTAR & rED^SECTOR iNC. cONSOLE·&·gERMAN cONSOLE sYNDICATE wHQ!·]
     [·tRISTAR & rED^sECTOR ¡NC! /X-iNNOVATION wORLD dISTRIBUTION sITE!·]
         [·dREAMCHARTS·sUNFLEX iNC.·dEVIOUS dEZIGNS·&·iNHUMANS dHQ!·]
          [·-g^sTYLE! wHQ!·]  [·pRO ARTS·rOADHOGZ·&·oFFSPRING eHQ!·]
 
[·sYSOPS:s/\L-oNE! · mARIO · sECTORCHARGER · aPOLLO ·eCS · aSTRO · cOLONEL·]

     2 * cREDITZ fOR mAJORS! 3 * cREDITZ fOR mAJORS fROM yOUR oWN gROUP!
                  --»> lATEST aMIEXPRESS vERSION 4.xX! <«--
          ---»> nO nEW uSER pASSWORD aND/oR sYSTEM pASSWORD! <«---

 -[ +31-(O)-548-54O-653 ]--[ +31-(O)-548-521-716 ]--[ +31-(O)-548-521-848 ]-
      -[ 16k8 dUAL ]-          -[ 28k8 dUAL ]-          -[ 28k8 dUAL ]-

         [-[[ uPLOADEd bY: UFOk             ]]-]--[-[[ nODE: 03 ]]-]   
     [-[[ tIME aND dATE oF tHE uPLOAD: ]]---[[ 20:29:10, 10-01-1995 ]]-]