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--  -¦  tHERe aRe, aBOVe, sUm sHITTy bbS aDDs. cONSIDEr nOt tO cALL'Em!  ¦-- -
     ¦    tHEY'Re nOt eLITe bOARDs bECOz tHIs fILe wAs nOt dELETEd!!!    ¦
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     .--- - - -- ----- ----- -- ------ - -- - -- --- -  -- ---- ---- -- ·
     ¦ sEx iS lIKe a fUCKIn gUn....yA pAy, yA sHOOt, aNd yA fUCKIn rUn! ¦
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                 _/|  :  ¦___  |___  |___  ¦  :___  |___  |\_
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   :---------:   ¦ |  |  |  _  |  _  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  | ¦   :---------:
   ¦ wARNINg ¦   ¦ |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  | ¦   ¦ wARNINg ¦
   `---------'   ¦ |  /\ |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  | ¦   `---------'
                 ¦ | /   |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  | ¦
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 iF yA hAVe: hIGh mORAl, sTUPId eTHICAl sTANDARDs aNd wILL bE sHOCKEd iF rEAd

wORDs lIKe fUCK, sUCk, aSSHOLe, mOTHERFUCKEr, bLUe tHUNDEr, dICk, sHIt, wHORe,
           ¯¯¯¯  ¯¯¯¯  ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯  ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯  ¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯  ¯¯¯¯  ¯¯¯¯  ¯¯¯¯¯
 jUNKIe, pUKe, fAg bROTHERs(tM), cOCk, hOt aNd wEt pUSSy, gAYs, fUCKIn bITCh,
 ¯¯¯¯¯¯  ¯¯¯¯  ¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯  ¯¯¯¯  ¯¯¯ ¯¯¯ ¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯  ¯¯¯¯  ¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯
fAGGOt, sUCKEr, sTUPId fUCKIn aSSHOLe, mORBId vISIOn, fAg, bASTARd, bITCHy aSs,
¯¯¯¯¯¯  ¯¯¯¯¯¯  ¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯  ¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯  ¯¯¯  ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯  ¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯
 cUNt, jERk, cRAp, bALLs, bULLSHIt, wAx oFF, pANIc, sHITHEAd, dICKFACe, lAMEr,
 ¯¯¯¯  ¯¯¯¯  ¯¯¯¯  ¯¯¯¯¯  ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯  ¯¯¯ ¯¯¯  ¯¯¯¯¯  ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯  ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯  ¯¯¯¯¯
     aZIr, fREAk, hOOKEr, eTc..., yA sHOULd nOw bE hAVINg a sHITTy fAINt!
     ¯¯¯¯  ¯¯¯¯¯  ¯¯¯¯¯¯


    sO, iF yA'Re oNe oF tHOSe sTUPId bASTARDs, yA bETTEr fUCKIn wIPe tHIz

 fUCKIn sHIt fROm yAr mOTHERFUCKIn cOMPUTEr, yAr sTUPId fUCKIn pUSSy, oR yA'LL

  bE pASSINg oUt eVERy 10 lINEs, yA fUCKIn fAGGOt! aHAHAHAHAHAHAh dIe sHITHEAd!


































































oOOOOHHHh, bTw...
           ________________________________       ________________
           \   __  \    /  \   __  \    /  \      \  _    \    /  \
           /   /___/   /   /   /   /   / __/\     /   \/  /   /   /\
          /\__    /   /   /   /___/       /\/    /   /   /\__    / /
         /   /   /   /   /   /   /   /   / /    /   /   /   /   / /
        /   /   /   /   /   /   /   /   / /    /   /   /   /   / /
       /_______/_______/_______/___/___/ /    /___/___/_______/ /
       \_______\_______\_______\___\___\/     \___\___\_______\/
     ____________________       ____________________________________________
     \   _   \   \   __  \·rS·  \   __  \    /  \   __  \    /  \   \   __  \
     /   /  _/   /   /___/\     /   /___/   /   /   /   /   / __/   /   /   /\
    /  __   /   /   /   /\/    /  _____/   /   /   /___/       /   /   /   / /
   /   /   /   /   /   / /    /    /\_/   /   /   /   /   /   /   /   /   / /
  /   /   /   /   /   / /    /    / //   /   /   /   /   /   /   /   /   / /
 /_______/___/_______/ /    /____/ //_______/_______/___/___/___/___/___/ /
 \_______\___\_______\/     \____\/ \_______\_______\_______\___\_______\/
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                          ·       `-------------\/----\/-------------'
wHADDa dA fUCk aRe yA lOOKINg aT, yA bIg pILe oF sHIt? aFTEr sURVIVINg sO mANy
 bATTLEs hUNTINg aNd kILLINg sO mANy lAMERs, gAYs aNd jUNKIEs, I cOULDNt sTAy
 wITh dA sAMe bEAUTIFUl fACe, cOULd I? wELL, cLEANINg tHIz fUCKIn sHITTy wORLd
fROm tHAt kINd oF gARBACe, cOMPENSATEs dA bROKEn tEETh aNd dA sCAr iN mY fACe!
 aT lEASt I dO sOMETHINg tO lIVe iN a bETTEr wORLd, sHITHEAd! nOw gEt dA fUCk
                           oUt oF mY gODDAMn fACe!

pS: eSTEs fILHOs-dA-pUTa dOs eSTRANJAs nAo pASSAm dE uNs pARASITAs mERDOSOs!
  eNQUANTo nOs, aINDa eXTERMINAMOs oS pANELEIROs e oS lAMERs, lAh nEm sE dAo
  aO tRABALHo! cONVIVEm cOm eSCORIa dESTe tIPo!!! fODASSe! vAo pROh cARALHo!
  vIVa pORTUGAl! jAJAJAJAJa..... eSTRANGEIRADa dE mERDa, pANASCAs dO cARALHo!

pS²: pORTUGUESe!


































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           dAMn! i'Ve fUCKIn fORGOt dA nAMe oF dA sHITTy aSKEy cOLLy!


































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hUMMM...lETs sEE....wAs iT "iM gAy!"? ...nOPe..tHAT wAs dA nAMe uSEd iN dA lASt
rELEASe oF dA fAg bROTHERs(tM)/rEAr aCTIVITy.....oKIe...oNe dOWn!...lETs sEE...
hUMMm......wAs iT "jUNKIEYARd"?....nAAA tHATs dA nAMe oF cYBERPUNK's mAGAZINe..
wELL..aNOTHEr oNe dOWn!..iM rEALLy rUNNINg oUt oF pOSSIBILITIEs..."hOw tO gEt a
mORBId aSSHOLe"?..lEt mE sEE.....hUMMm i dONt tHINk sO, cOz tHAT wAs dA nAMe oF
aN aRTICLe wRITTEn bY mORBId wHORe....oOOPPPSSs...mORBId vISIOn......"1øø1 wAYs
tO sELL yAr aSS"?.......nO wAy!!! tHATs dA nAMe oF bLUe tHUNDER's gAy mAg......
......hUMMMMm..........."i fUCk aNd gEt fUCKEd bY mY fAMILy!"?... nOp...aNOTHEr
 aRTICLe! tHIz oNe wRITTEn bY aZIr..a pEE cEE lAMEr & fAGGOt! tHIs aRTICLe iS
rEALLy fUNNy 'cOz hE sAYs tHAt hE fUCKs hIs mOTHEr wHILe hE's aSS fUCKEd bY hIs
fATHEr! uAu! tHEY'Re rEALLy a cONNECTEd fAMILy! aHAHAHAh! wEIRDOs! bTw hE hAs a
  lAMe pEE cEE bOARd cALLEd "hOOKERs oF hELL"! tSk tSk...tELLINg eVERYONe tHAt
hE's a wHORe!!! ........cONTINUINg sEARCHIN' 4 dA fUCKIn nAMe......bAHHHHHh....
.............mOi aNd dA fUCKIn mENTAl hANGOVER's, dA sTORy oF mY LIFe..........
.......aH,aH!..i'Ve fUCKIn rEMEMBEREd hOw tHIz fUCKIn sHIt iZ cALLEd!!!........
                                lETs mOVe oN!                           .   .
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   ¦ ¦  hANGOVEr°               -fUCKIn rEADMe!                hANGOVEr° ¦ ¦
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 yO, yAr fUCKIn pUSSYs! yA iNSISt bEINg sTUPId fUCKIn aSSHOLEs! hOw cOULd yA,
 oNCe aGAIn, dOWNLOAd a sHITTy aSKEy cOLLy bY a fREAk lIKe mOi? yA'Re rEALLy a
 bUNCh oF jERKs!!! wELL, sINCe yA'Re tHAt sTUPId, pREPARe yARSELf tO pUKe mORe
 tHAn yA wOULd eVEr pUKe iN yAr fUCKIn bITCHy lIFe! aFTEr aLL tHIz iZ mY 1øtH
  aSKEy cOLL! aHAHAHAHAHAh! oKIe, eNOUGh wITh tHIs cRAp! iTs tIMe tO eNTEr a
 fUCKIn pAINFULL wORLd! mY aSKEy wORLd! yA bETTEr bUy aN eYe pROTECTOr aGAINSt
 mY aSKEYs..wELL...tHINKINg tWICe...rIp yAr eYEs oFF, oTHERWISe yA'LL sUFFEr!
  (yUp, mY aSKEYs wILL fUCKIn hURt yAr eYEs, 'cOs tHEY'Re aS uGLy aS eVEr!)


































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 :------¦ ¦  hANGOVEr°         -fUCKIn cONTENTs!         hANGOVEr° ¦ ¦-------:
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¦9¦            cONSOLEs ­ tIMe eXCEEDEd ­ mESSAGEs ­ tOILEt zONe            ¦9¦
¦5¦    sYSOp iSNt iN! ­ sYSOp iS iN! ­ pHREAk ­ mEMBERs oNLy ­ mAIn mENu    ¦9¦
¦·¦      aMi-nEt ­ cD-rOm ­ mUSIx ­ fUCK yOu! ­ rULEs ­ dOORs ­ cONFs       ¦5¦
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\/\/     : ¦¦ : ..: ¦ :.¦ : . : ¦ :  : . :   : ¦ : ¦ : ¦ : ¦ : ..: . :     \/\/
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|  __¦   : :                                                       : :   ¦__  |
|__)   ..¦ :..  aSKEy nAMe....: "aMIGa!"                         ..: :..   (__|
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:_ /  (_ __  _  /\                                         .·  _ _ ___ _)  \ _:
·¦/          | //\\__ _ _____ __ ___ ____ _ _  fUCk yOu!!  :¦  |            \¦·
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              /____\                    .     \/          \_\/
                      _____  ______  ___. ____________
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pS: oNLy aMIGa mAKEs eVERYTHINg pOSSIBLe!!
                     ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯



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|  __¦   : :                                                       : :   ¦__  |
|__)   ..: :..  aSKEy nAMe....: "rEQUESTs"                       ..: :..   (__|
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:_ /  (_ __  _  /\                                         .·  _ _ ___ _)  \ _:
·¦/          | //\\__ _ _____ __ ___ ____ _ _  fUCk yOu!!  :¦  |            \¦·
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              /____\      .          ·_       \/          \_\/
           ______   ______. _____  __: \  ______. __.___________.___.
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|  __¦   : :                                                       : :   ¦__  |
|__)   ..: :..  aSKEy nAMe....: "pEE cEE"                        ..: :..   (__|
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:_ /  (_ __  _  /\                                         .·  _ _ ___ _)  \ _:
·¦/          | //\\__ _ _____ __ ___ ____ _ _  fUCk yOu!!  :¦  |            \¦·
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              /____\                          \/          \_\/
            _____________. ______·       _______   ______: ______.
          _/_____  \_____¦/ _____¦     _/____   \_/ _____¦/ _____¦
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           ¦_____¦________¦_______¦     ¦________¦________¦_______¦

pS: bAHHHHHHh! iT sUCKs!!!




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__  /\/  : ¦¦ : ¦.: ¦ : ¦ : ¦ : :..  : ¦ : ¦ : ¦ : ¦.: ¦ : ¦ : ¦.: ¦.:  \/\  __
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|  __¦   : :                                                       : :   ¦__  |
|__)   ..: :..  aSKEy nAMe....: "mEGa dRIVe"                     ..: :..   (__|
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:_ /  (_ __  _  /\                                         .·  _ _ ___ _)  \ _:
·¦/          | //\\__ _ _____ __ ___ ____ _ _  fUCk yOu!!  :¦  |            \¦·
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              /____\                          \/          \_\/
   ______   ______. _____.______        ______  .______ ·___.____     ______.
 _/      \_/ _____¦/ __  ¦  __  \     _/\___  \ ¦____  \¦   ¦   ¦__  / _____¦
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 ¦   \/  \_   ¦  /    ¦¯¯¯\_ _    ¦    ¦   ¦   _¦   _   \_ /    ¦   ¦   ¦    ¦
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 ¦___¦____¦_______¦_______/__¦____¦    ¦________¦___¦____¦__\_______¦________¦

pS: pHEw! a tOy fOr dA pUSSy oNEs!




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·rS·\  / :·..·: . : . : . : . : :    : ¦ : . : . : . : . : ¦ : . : . : \  /
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|__)   ..: :..  aSKEy nAMe....: "lEECHINg"                       ..: :..   (__|
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:_ /  (_ __  _  /\                                         .·  _ _ ___ _)  \ _:
·¦/          | //\\__ _ _____ __ ___ ____ _ _  fUCk yOu!!  :¦  |            \¦·
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              /____\                  _____.  \/          \_\/
          ___.  ______: ______. ______\    :___.___:_______  _____.
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|__)   ..: :..  aSKEy nAMe....: "pUMPINg"                        ..: :..   (__|
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:_ /  (_ __  _  /\                                         .·  _ _ ___ _)  \ _:
·¦/          | //\\__ _ _____ __ ___ ____ _ _  fUCk yOu!!  :¦  |            \¦·
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   /|\   /_\    /_\    /|\    /|\   /_\-sTREEt      /_\    /_\    /|     /|\
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 /\__  \__|  \/  _ ¯\/  ___\/  ___\__|  \         \__|  \/  _  \/  |  \/  _ ¯\
/   |   \ |  /   |   \  |   \  |   \ |   \       ·rS·|   \  |   \  |   \  |   \
\_______/-|__\___|___/______/______/-|___/-----------|___/__|___/______/__|___/
                                            ______________________
                           _____________   /wELL, dEAr bRo, mAYBe \
                          /i dONt kNOw  \  \tHEY'Re jUSt tOO oPEn!/
                         /wHy tHEy dONt  \  \wE mUSt dO a pLASTIc \_____
                        / lIKe oUr lARGe  \  \sURGERy tO rEDUCe dA sIZe,\___
                        \_aSs hOLEs, mANIAc\ /  oR wE wILL nOt gEt aNy mORe \__
  mARTIn/rEAr aCTIVITy    \_ __  /\________///\cUSTOMERs iN oUr lIFe, mARTIn!_/
     \     ______          //  \/          //  \/\__________________________/
      \/  /      \\|\|/   //              //   __
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        \   :\/°   /____)                 \\(_, /    )(    \    ¦_cHEAp aRSEs ¦
         \_ ¡__o _/                         |___\   .\/    /    _/ fOr sALe!  ·
          |  ||_ |                               \_ ¡_:  _/     |_____________|
          |  ||Y |      mANIAc/rEAr aCTIVITy -->  |  |¡  |            | |
_  _ __ __|__||¡_| ____ _ _____ _ _____ _ ___ ____|__||__|_ _ ___ ____| |__ _ _


_        _______        _______        _______        _______        _______
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_ ____ _   _ _ _____ _ ___ __ ______  ____ _ ____ ___ __ ____  ____ _ ____ ·rS·


 iN tHIs iSSUe, wE sHOw yA, mARTIn aNd mANIAc (dA fAg bROTHERs(tM)) pHOTo, iN
dA pLACe wHERe tHEy uSUALLy sELL tHEIr aRSEs! aS yA cOULd rEAd tHEy cANNOt sELL
tHEIr aRSEs aNYMORe, bECOz dA hUGe sIZe oF tHEIr aSs hOLEs! tHIs iS aN eXAMPLe
   wHAt aSSFUCk cAn dO tO dA gAYs! wELL, aT lEASt dA hUMANITy hAVe a rEMOTe
  pOSSIBILITy tO gEt fREE oF tHIz tWo lAMERs/gAYs, bECOz nOw, tHEy cANt sELL
   tHEIr aRSEs aNd, aS a cONSEQUENCe, nO mONEy! hUMM, tHINKINg tHRICe, i dONt
  tHINk sO, bECOz tHEy sTILL hAVe tHEIr mOUTHs, aNd tHEy sTILL cAn sURVIVe!
bAHHHHHh! jUSt w8 uNTIL tHEIr mOUTHs aRe aS bIg aS tHEIr aSS hOLEs! aHAHAHAHAh!


































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|__)   ..: :..  aSKEy nAMe....: "hPAc"                           ..: :..   (__|
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|__)   ..: :..  aSKEy nAMe....: "bULLETINs"                      ..: :..   (__|
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     .___________:___________.___________:___________.___________:
     ¦\_________/¦\_________/¦\_________/¦\_________/¦\_________/¦  -tIMe!
     ¦ ¦   _   ¦ ¦ ¦   _   ¦ ¦ ¦   _   ¦ ¦ ¦   _   ¦ ¦ ¦   :   ¦ ¦  -tIMe!
     ¦ ¦   :  _¦ ¦ ¦   :  _¦ ¦ ¦   :___¦ ¦ ¦   :   ¦ ¦ ¦   :  _¦ ¦  -tIMe!
     ¦ ¦   :  ¦_ ¦ ¦   _  ¦_ ¦ ¦   .__¦_ ¦ ¦   _   ¦ ¦ ¦   _  ¦_ ¦  -tIMe!
     ¦ ¦   _   ¦ ¦ ¦   :   ¦ ¦ ¦   :   ¦ ¦ ¦   :   ¦ ¦ ¦   :   ¦ ¦  -tIMe!
     ¦ ¦   :   ¦ ¦ ¦   :   ¦ ¦ ¦   :   ¦ ¦ ¦   :   ¦ ¦ ¦   :   ¦ ¦  -tIMe!
     ¦ ¦       ¦ ¦ ¦   :   ¦ ¦ ¦       ¦ ¦ ¦   :   ¦ ¦ ¦   :   ¦ ¦  -tIMe!
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wELL, i dONt tHINk tHAt tHAt "bREAk" wAs tHIs kINd oF bREAk!...hUMMMm, mAYBe...


































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   hUMMMm tHIs iSNt dA kINd oF "bREAk" tOO! bAHHHHHh! fUCk iT! lETs mOVe oN!


































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|__)   ..: :..  aSKEy nAMe....: "x-rATEd"                        ..: :..   (__|
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|__)   ..: :..  aSKEy nAMe....: "sYSOPs dOMe"                    ..: :..   (__|
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|__)   ..: :..  aSKEy nAMe....: "dOWNLOAd"                       ..: :..   (__|
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\/\/     : ¦¦ : ..: ¦ :.¦ : . : ¦ :  : . :   : ¦ : ¦ : ¦ : ¦ : ..: . :     \/\/
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|__)   ..: :..  aSKEy nAMe....: "gOODBYe"                        ..: :..   (__|
¦¹9 /\_:.....:  dESIGNEr......: rATTLESNAKe/cENTURy^rAVe dESIGn  :.....:_/\ ¹9¦
:_ /  (_ __  _  /\                                         .·  _ _ ___ _)  \ _:
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pS: nOPe...tHIs iS nOt dA eNd oF dA cOLL...yA wILL sUFFEr mORe tIMe! aHAHAHAh!




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\/\/     : ¦¦ : ..: ¦ :.¦ : . : ¦ :  : . :   : ¦ : ¦ : ¦ : ¦ : ..: . :     \/\/
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|__)   ..: :..  aSKEy nAMe....: "cODERs"                         ..: :..   (__|
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              _______  _____________   ______________   ______.
            _/____   \/  _  _/\___  \_/ ___________  \_/  ¦   :
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\/\/     : ¦¦ : ..: ¦ :.¦ : . : ¦ :  : . :   : ¦ : ¦ : ¦ : ¦ : ..: . :     \/\/
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|__)   ..: :..  aSKEy nAMe....: "cHAt"                           ..: :..   (__|
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\/\/     : ¦¦ : ..: ¦ :.¦ : . : ¦ :  : . :   : ¦ : ¦ : ¦ : ¦ : ..: . :     \/\/
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|__)   ..: :..  aSKEy nAMe....: "tRASHCAn"                       ..: :..   (__|
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:_ /  (_ __  _  /\                                         .·  _ _ ___ _)  \ _:
·¦/          | //\\__ _ _____ __ ___ ____ _ _  fUCk yOu!!  :¦  |            \¦·
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                                     _____.
      _______________  _______. _____\    :___________  _____   ______.
    _/   __________  \/  __   ¦/  ¦   \_  ¦  _/____   \/ __  \_/___   ¦
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         ¦   \_   _   ¦   _  \______  \_      ¦   ¦--\_   _  /    ¦   _/
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   lOTs oF yA, aLREADy kNOw, tHAt mICROCHIp wENt tO dA aRMy! (yEs, yEs!!!!)
yESTERDAy, I rECEIVEd a mICROCHIP's lETTEr wITh a pHOTo oF dA gUy wHO's gIVINg
             hIm mILITARy tRAININg, aNd hE lOOKs lIKe tHIz:











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                                \/.  o o__·\/
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                     / |___|_/  \___________/  \_|___| \
                    /       \___________________/       \
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    |     |     |_______| |                       | |_______|     |     |
    |     |     |_______| |_______________________| |_______|     |     |
   _| 3øø |____/ _|_|_|_|\|_______________________|/ _|_|_|_|\____| 3øø |_
  |_|     |_____|_| | | |___________________________|_| | | |_____|     |_|
    | kGs |   |_|_|_|_|_|_|                       |_|_|_|_|_|_|   | kGs |
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                          |___________|___________|
                          |___________|___________|

 wELL, lOOKINg aT tHIs pHOTo i tHINk tHAt dA pOOr fELLOw, mICROCHIp, iS hAVINg
 lOTs oF fUn aT dA cAMp, aNd hE's dOINg nOTHINg tHERe! wHAt a gREAt vACATIONs
                    mATe! jUSt sUn aNd cHEAKs, i gUESs....


nOw sUm wORDs dEDICATEd tO mICROCHIp (jUSt tO eNCOURAGe hIm, oF 'cOs!):

            .__.:__. ._____. ._____. ._____. ._____. .__. ._____.
            ¦  ¦¦  ¦ ¦  _  ¦ ¦  _  ¦ ¦  ___¦ ¦  _  ¦ ¦  ¦ ¦  _  ¦
-  ---- - --¦  /\  ¦ ¦  _  ¦ ¦  _ ¯¦ ¦  __¦  ¦  _  ¦ ¦  ¦ ¦  _ ¯¦----- - - -- -
            ¦______¦ ¦__¦__¦ ¦__¦__¦ ¦__¦    ¦__¦__¦ ¦__¦ ¦__¦__¦·rS·

           dO yOu kNOw hOw iT fEELs tO bE dOWn iN tHe dIRt
           wITh a bULLEt iN yOUr bREASt aNd bLOOd oN yOUr sHIRt
           lYINg iN a bLOODPOOl, dOWn iN a pIt
           cOVEREd wITh tHe cORPSe aNd tHe bLOOd aNd tHe sHIt

           hOw dOEs iT fEEl tO hAVe a gUn aT yOUr hEAd
           wHEn yOu kNOw tHAt yOU'd bE mUCh bETTEr oFF dEAd
           lOOKINg rIGHt dOWn tHROUGh tHe bARREl oF a gUn
           dON't tRy tO tELL mE tHAt yOu tHINk iT's fUn!

           pRAYINg fOr yOUr mERCy dON't sAy yOu sEe tHe lIGHt
           wHAt dIFFERENCe dOEs iT mAKe iF tHe gOOd lORD's rIGHt
           aT tHe eNd oF tHe wAr the sURVIVORs aRe nONe
           b'COs a wAr iS a lOSs, a wAr cAN't bE wOn!

           yOU'Re jUSt aNOTHEr sOLDIEr aNd yOU'Re dOINg tHe dYINg
           yOU'Re a sYMBOl oF a nATIOn, sO bOy sTOp cRYINg
           hERo oF a wAr, sUCh a mAn, sO bRAVe
           a mEDAL's wORTh nOTHINg wHEn yOU'Re lYINg iN yOUr gRAVe!

           5 o'CLOCk iN tHe mORNINg aNd tHEy sHOUt oUt yOUr nAMe
           bUt tHEy dON't rEALLy cARe cOs yOu aLL lOOk tHe sAMe
           bOy, tHIs iS tHe aRMy aNd wE tRAIn tO kILL
           oUr jOb iS tO gIVe yOu tHAt fIGHTINg wILL
           sO gEt oFF yOUr kNEEs aNd sTANd sTRAIGHt lIKe a mAn
           dO i hAVe tO tELL yOu tWICe tO mAKe yOu uNDERSTANd
           fREEDOm hAs a pRICe aNd tHAt pRICe iS bLOOd
           sO cHASe tHe mOTHERFUCKEr rIGHt dOWn iN tHe mUd

           iGNORe aLL yOUr fEELINGs jUSt gO aLL tHe wAy
           iF yOu dON't tHEn dEATh iS tHe pRICe yOu hAVe tO pAy
           tHIs aIN't pEACe aNd lOVe, nO mAn, tHIs iS wAr
           dON't eVEn dARe tO aSk wHAt yOU'Re fIGHTINg fOr
           jUSt sEARCh aNd dESTROy nEVEr qUESTIOn a lIe
           yOu dON't wANt tO bITe tHe bULLEt, bOy yOu dON't wANt tO dIe!
           dON't tRy tO tELL mE tHAt yOu cOULD'Nt kILL a mAn
           tHAT's a lOAd oF fUCKINg bULLSHIt bOy, i kNOw yOu cAn!

           iS wAr fAIr?.......bAHHHHh!



































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|__)   ..: :..  aSKEy nAMe....: "hACKINg"                        ..: :..   (__|
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:_ /  (_ __  _  /\                                         .·  _ _ ___ _)  \ _:
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\/\/     : ¦¦ : ..: ¦ :.¦ : . : ¦ :  : . :   : ¦ : ¦ : ¦ : ¦ : ..: . :     \/\/
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|__)   ..: :..  aSKEy nAMe....: "lOGOn"                          ..: :..   (__|
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|__)   ..: :..  aSKEy nAMe....: "lOGOFf"                         ..: :..   (__|
¦²5 /\_:.....:  dESIGNEr......: rATTLESNAKe/cENTURy^rAVe dESIGn  :.....:_/\ ²5¦
:_ /  (_ __  _  /\                                         .·  _ _ ___ _)  \ _:
·¦/          | //\\__ _ _____ __ ___ ____ _ _  fUCk yOu!!  :¦  |            \¦·
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                    .
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                      \/




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__  /\/  : ¦¦ : ¦.: ¦ : ¦ : ¦ : :..  : ¦ : ¦ : ¦ : ¦.: ¦ : ¦ : ¦.: ¦.:  \/\  __
\/\/     : ¦¦ : ..: ¦ :.¦ : . : ¦ :  : . :   : ¦ : ¦ : ¦ : ¦ : ..: . :     \/\/
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|__)   ..: :..  aSKEy nAMe....: "iBm-pC"                         ..: :..   (__|
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:_ /  (_ __  _  /\                                         .·  _ _ ___ _)  \ _:
·¦/          | //\\__ _ _____ __ ___ ____ _ _  fUCk yOu!!  :¦  |            \¦·
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              ___._______  ______             ________________
             ¦  _¦____   \/      \_ ._____. _/_____  _/____   \_
             ¦  \_   ¦- _¦  \  _ _/ ¦     : \_    ¦  \_   ¦   _/
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            /    ¦   ¦/  ¦   ¦·rS·¦     \/   ¦     ¦  ¦   ¦    ¦
            \____¦_______¦___¦____¦          ¦_____¦  ¦________¦

pS: iF yA eVEr uSe tHIz pIECe oF sHIt, i'LL rIp yAr dICk oFF aNd aSSFUCk yA!




    ____ ........................    ................................. ____
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\/\/     : ¦¦ : ..: ¦ :.¦ : . : ¦ :  : . :   : ¦ : ¦ : ¦ : ¦ : ..: . :     \/\/
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|__)   ..: :..  aSKEy nAMe....: "vOTe"                           ..: :..   (__|
¦²7 /\_:.....:  dESIGNEr......: rATTLESNAKe/cENTURy^rAVe dESIGn  :.....:_/\ ²7¦
:_ /  (_ __  _  /\                                         .·  _ _ ___ _)  \ _:
·¦/          | //\\__ _ _____ __ ___ ____ _ _  fUCk yOu!!  :¦  |            \¦·
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                      :___.
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                      ¦   ¦  _/  _/   __   _/  ____¦
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                      ¦______¦_______¦_____¦________¦




    ____ ........................    ................................. ____
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__  /\/  : ¦¦ : ¦.: ¦ : ¦ : ¦ : :..  : ¦ : ¦ : ¦ : ¦.: ¦ : ¦ : ¦.: ¦.:  \/\  __
\/\/     : ¦¦ : ..: ¦ :.¦ : . : ¦ :  : . :   : ¦ : ¦ : ¦ : ¦ : ..: . :     \/\/
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|__)   ..: :..  aSKEy nAMe....: "nEo-gEo"                        ..: :..   (__|
¦²8 /\_:.....:  dESIGNEr......: rATTLESNAKe/cENTURy^rAVe dESIGn  :.....:_/\ ²8¦
:_ /  (_ __  _  /\                                         .·  _ _ ___ _)  \ _:
·¦/          | //\\__ _ _____ __ ___ ____ _ _  fUCk yOu!!  :¦  |            \¦·
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              /____\                          \/          \_\/
           ______. ______.______              _____. ______.______
          /___   ¦/ _____¦   _  \_ ._____.   / __  ¦/ _____¦   _  \_
         /   ¦  _¦   ___¦_   ¦   ¦ ¦     :  /   ¦  ¦   ___¦_   ¦   ¦
        /    ¦  \_   ¦  _¦   ¦   ¦ ¦_/\  ¦ /    ¦¯¯¯\_ ¦  _¦   ¦   ¦
        \_   ¦   ¦   ¦  \_   ¦   ¦     \/  \_   ¦·rS·/ ¦  \_   ¦   ¦
         ¦___¦___¦_______¦_______¦          ¦_______/______¦_______¦

pS: nO fUCKINg cOMMENTs!




    ____ ........................    ................................. ____
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__  /\/  : ¦¦ : ¦.: ¦ : ¦ : ¦ : :..  : ¦ : ¦ : ¦ : ¦.: ¦ : ¦ : ¦.: ¦.:  \/\  __
\/\/     : ¦¦ : ..: ¦ :.¦ : . : ¦ :  : . :   : ¦ : ¦ : ¦ : ¦ : ..: . :     \/\/
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|  __¦   : :                                                       : :   ¦__  |
|__)   ..: :..  aSKEy nAMe....: "sUPEr nINTENDo"                 ..: :..   (__|
¦3ø /\_:.....:  dESIGNEr......: rATTLESNAKe/cENTURy^rAVe dESIGn  :.....:_/\ 3ø¦
:_ /  (_ __  _  /\                                         .·  _ _ ___ _)  \ _:
·¦/          | //\\__ _ _____ __ ___ ____ _ _  fUCk yOu!!  :¦  |            \¦·
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              /____\                          \/          \_\/
                             ._
                   ______. __: \  ________________________
                  /  ¦   :/  ¦  \/_____  \_ ___________   \_
                _/   ¦___¦   ¦   \_   ¦   /  ___¦_¦   ¦  __/
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        /   ¦   ¦   /   ¦¦____¦   _¦   ___¦/   ¦  \_   ¦   \_   ¦   ¦
       /    ¦   ¦  /    ¦   ¦_¦   \_   ¦  /    ¦   ¦   ¦   _¦   ¦   ¦
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        ¦___¦__\____¦___¦___\______¦_______¦___¦___¦________¦_______¦

pS: hEy dICKFACe, i sAId "nO fUCKIn cOMMENTs!"


































            - tHERE's nO hUNGEr iN tHIs fUCKIn sHITTy wORLd!
            - tHERE's nO pOVERTy iN tHIS fUCKIn sHITTy wORLd!
            - tHERE's nO wARs iN tHIs fUCKIn sHITTy wORLd!
            - tHERE's nO iNJUSTICe iN tHIs fUCKIn sHITTy wORLd!
            - tHERE's nO dRUGs iN tHIs fUCKIn sHITTy wORLd!
            - tHERE's nO rACISm iN tHIs fUCKIn sHITTy wORLd!
            - tHERE's nO lAMERs iN tHIs fUCKIn sHITTy wORLd!
            - tHERE's nO fAGGOTs iN tHIs fUCKIn sHITTy wORLd!
            - tHERE's nO jUNKIEs iN tHIs fUCKIn sHITTy wORLd!
            - tHERE's nO vIOLENCe iN tHIs fUCKIn sHITTy wORLd!
            - tHERE's nO dISEASEs iN tHIs fUCKIn sHITTy wORLd!
            - tHERE's fREEDOm oF sPEECh iN tHIs fUCKIn sHIITy wORLd!
            - tHERE's nOTHINg bAd iN tHIs fUCKIn sHITTy wORLd!


                           wELL, wE mUSt lIVe iN a
.__.:__. ._____. ._____. .____   ._____. ._____. ._____. ._____. .__:-wONDERFUl
¦  ¦¦  ¦ ¦  _  ¦ ¦  _  ¦ ¦ __ \. ¦  .__¦ ¦  _  ¦ ¦  ___¦ ¦  ¦  ¦ ¦  ¦__.
¦  /\  ¦ ¦  ¦  ¦ ¦  ¦  ¦ ¦  ¦  ¦ ¦  ,--¦ ¦  _ ¯¦ ¦  __¦  ¦  ¦  ¦ ¦  ¦  ¦
¦______¦ ¦_____¦ ¦__¦__¦ ¦_____¦ ¦__¦__¦ ¦__¦__¦ ¦___¦   ¦_____¦ ¦_____¦·rS·
._____.
¦  _  ¦
¦  ¦  ¦
¦_____¦       tHERE's a pEDDLEr a pUSHEr sTANDINg oN tHe cORNEr
._____.       tHERE's a jUNKy oN tHe sTREEt wITh sOMe cRACk tO wARm hEr
¦  _  ¦       dOWn aNd oUt iN tHe cITy, sHE's wORKINg aS a hOOKEr
¦  _ ¯¦       sO tHe sYSTEm tOOk tHe fREEDOm tO oVERLOOk her
¦__¦__¦       sHe dON't eXISt tHAT's mADe hEr fEEl tHe hATe
.__.          sHE's jUSt a vICTIm oF tHe wORLd tHAt wE cREATe
¦  ¦__:       sHe dID'Nt hAVe a cHANGe mAn, sHe dID'Nt wANt tO dO iT
¦  ¦  ¦       bUt sHe nEVEr gOt tHe cHOICe, sO sHe jUSt sAId sCREw iT
¦_____¦       sHe tOOk iT tO tHe bOTTOm, jUSt tRYINg iT aLL
.____         kNOWINg tHAt nOBODy eVEn cAREd aT aLL
¦ __ \.       dON't dENy hEr nEEDs, tAKe a lOOk aT yOURSELf
¦  ¦  ¦       bEFORe yOu sTARt tALKINg 'bOUt aNYBODy eLSe!
¦_____¦
-wORLd!       sUCh a wONDERFUl wORLd! sUCh a fUCKIn wONDERFUl wORLd!

              tHERE's a lOWEr cLASs fAMILy, tHEY'Re lIVINg iN a vICe
              yOu kNOw iT aIN't bAd, bUt iT sURe aIN't nICe
              fOUr kIDs iN a fLAt tHAt wAs bUILt fOr tWo
              cOCKROACHEs oN tHe fLOOr, sO wHAt tHEy gONNa dO
              rATs iN tHe cELLAr, nO wATEr iN tHe tAp
              tHe kIDs oF tODAy aRe gROWINg uP wITh tHIs cRAp
              a sWEEt lOVINg mOTHEr sHe dOEs eVERYTHINg sHe cAn
              a fATHEr wITh a wILL, hE's a fIGHTINg mAn
              hE's lOSt hIs jOb aNd aLL tHe mONEY's bEEn sPENt
              sO tELL mE aNYBODy: wHO's gONNa pAy tHe rENt?
              aNd yOU'Re aLL tALKINg 'bOUt eQUALITy
              tHIs wHOLe fUCKINg wORLd iS iNSANITy!

              sUCh a wONDERFUl wORLd! sUCh a fUCKIn wONDERFUl wORLd!

              mEANWHILe iN a sUBURb oN sOMe fANCy bOULEVARd
              tHERE's a cOUPLe iN a hOUSe, wITh a dOg oN gUARd
              tHREe cARs iN tHe gARAGe, tHEy kEEp eVERYTHINg iNSIDe
              aFRAId oF tHe vIOLENCe, aFRAId tO gO oUTSIDe
              mONEy aIN't fUNNy iF yOU'Re aFRAId tO uSe iT
              yOu gRIp iT tOo hARd wHEn yOU'Re aFRAId tO lOOSe iT
              wORKINg aS a lAWYEr iN sOMe uPPERCLASs aREa
              aLONe aT hOMe hIs wIFe gOEs iNTo hYSTERIa
              a gUn uNDEr hEr pILLOw, tO tENSe, tO rELAx
              tOo rICh tO fACe rEALITy, tOo sCAREd tO fACe tHe fACTs
              tHEy sTICk tO wHAt tHEy gOt aNd tHEy tRy tO mAKe iT pRETTy
              hIDDING fROm tHe lIFe tHAT's gOINg oN dOWn iN tHe cITy!

              iS tHIs a wONDERFUl wORLd oR wHAt?!?!
              ¯¯ ¯¯¯¯ ¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯


































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\/\/     : ¦¦ : ..: ¦ :.¦ : . : ¦ :  : . :   : ¦ : ¦ : ¦ : ¦ : ..: . :     \/\/
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_)  ¬¦-=-: ¦¦.:...:.¦.:-¦.:.¦.:...:--:.¦.:.¦.:.¦.:...:...:...:...:.¦ :-=-¦   (_
|  __¦   : :                                                       : :   ¦__  |
|__)   ..: :..  aSKEy nAMe....: "cONSOLEs"                       ..: :..   (__|
¦3¹ /\_:.....:  dESIGNEr......: rATTLESNAKe/cENTURy^rAVe dESIGn  :.....:_/\ 3¹¦
:_ /  (_ __  _  /\                                         .·  _ _ ___ _)  \ _:
·¦/          | //\\__ _ _____ __ ___ ____ _ _  fUCk yOu!!  :¦  |            \¦·
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              /____\                          \/          \_\/
        _______   ______  ______. ______. ______.____________________.
      _/____   \_/  _   \/___   ¦/  ¦   ¦/  _   ¦   ¦  ___________   :
      \_   ¦   _/   ¦   /   ¦  _/   ¦___/   ¦  _¦   ¦   ___¦_/   ¦___¦
       ¦   ¦---\_   ¦  /    ¦  \______  \_  ¦  \_   ¦__ ¦   \______  \_
       ¦   ¦    ¦   ¦  \_   ¦   ¦    ¦   /  ¦   ¦   ·  \¦    ¦    ¦   /
       ¦________¦_______¦___¦___¦_______/_______¦____   \____¦_______/
                                                    \  _/
                                                     \/·rS·

pS: yA'Re pISSINg mE oFF a lOt, bUt yA'Re a lUCKy bASTARd, bECOs iF i wAs hIGh
    yA wOULd dIe, mUTHAFUCKa!




    ____ ........................    ................................. ____
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|__)   ..: :..  aSKEy nAMe....: "tIMe eXCEEDEd"                  ..: :..   (__|
¦3² /\_:.....:  dESIGNEr......: rATTLESNAKe/cENTURy^rAVe dESIGn  :.....:_/\ 3²¦
:_ /  (_ __  _  /\                                         .·  _ _ ___ _)  \ _:
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                    _/   __  ¦   ¦/      \_/ _____¦
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       ______.___:   \_______   ______. ______________   ______________
      / _____¦   ¦  _/____   \_/ _____¦/ ___________  \_/ ___________  \
    _/   ___¦¦_  ¦  \_   ¦   _/   ___¦/_  ___¦\_   ¦   /   ___¦\_   ¦   \_
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\/\/     : ¦¦ : ..: ¦ :.¦ : . : ¦ :  : . :   : ¦ : ¦ : ¦ : ¦ : ..: . :     \/\/
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|__)   ..: :..  aSKEy nAMe....: "mESSAGEs"                       ..: :..   (__|
¦3³ /\_:.....:  dESIGNEr......: rATTLESNAKe/cENTURy^rAVe dESIGn  :.....:_/\ 3³¦
:_ /  (_ __  _  /\                                         .·  _ _ ___ _)  \ _:
·¦/          | //\\__ _ _____ __ ___ ____ _ _  fUCk yOu!!  :¦  |            \¦·
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              /____\                          \/          \_\/
     ._______   ______. ______. ______. _______  _____. ______. ______.
     ¦       \_/ _____¦/  ¦   ¦/  ¦   ¦/  __   \/ __  ¦/ _____¦/  ¦   ¦
    _¦  \  / _/   ___¦/   ¦___/   ¦___¦    ¦   /   ¦  ¦   ___¦/   ¦___¦
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     ¦___¦____¦_______¦_______¦________¦___¦___¦_______/______¦________¦




    ____ ........................    ................................. ____
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\/\/     : ¦¦ : ..: ¦ :.¦ : . : ¦ :  : . :   : ¦ : ¦ : ¦ : ¦ : ..: . :     \/\/
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|  __¦   : :                                                       : :   ¦__  |
|__)   ..: :..  aSKEy nAMe....: "tOILEt zONe"                    ..: :..   (__|
¦³4 /\_:.....:  dESIGNEr......: rATTLESNAKe/cENTURy^rAVe dESIGn  :.....:_/\ ³4¦
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·¦/          | //\\__ _ _____ __ ___ ____ _ _  fUCk yOu!!  :¦  |            \¦·
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              /____\                          \/          \_\/
  _______. __________.___· ______________.     _____   ______  ______. ______.
_/   __  ¦/  _   ¦   ¦   ¦/ _____   __   ¦   _/  _  \_/  _   \/___   ¦/ _____¦
¦____¦   ¦   ¦   ¦  _¦   ¦   ___¦___¦    ¦   \___¦   ¦   ¦   /   ¦  _/   ___¦
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 (oF 'cOs....tOo mUCh sPERm iN hEr pUSSy!). uSUALLy tHe bABIEs aRe tAPEd iN dA
  aSS tO sTARt cRYINg, bUt tHIs oNe wAs sPECIAl. hE wAs kICKEd iN dA aSs mANy
tIMEs, bUt hE dIDN't sTARt cRYINg, sO hE gOt aSSFUCKEd bY dA dOCTOr! wELL, tHIs
dIDN't rESULt tOo. dA cHILd iNSTEAd oF cRYINg, sTARTEd tO lAUGh, wITh pLEASURe!
  a nATURAl bORn fAGGOt wAs bORn! hIs mOTHEr cALLEd hIm fAGGIe (tHIs nAMe wAs
  cHOOSEn fROm a bIg lISt oF gIRLy nAMEs lIKe: gAYIe, aZIr, mARTIn, fAGGOTIe,
             mANIAc, mORBId vISIOn, bLUe tHUNDEr, cERBERUs.....).
 a cOUPLe oF yEARs pASSEd aNd hE sTARt gROWINg uP, aNd hEr...oOOPPPPSSSs, hIs
mOTHEr nOTICEd tHAt hE wAs aLWAYs tRYINg tO fINd sOMETHINg tO iNTRODUCe iN hIs
aSS. mORe yEARs pASSEd aNd hE sTILL wAs sEARCHINg fOr hUGe tHINGs tO pUt iN hIs
 aSS! hE dId tHIs, uNTIL hE hAd 1ø yEARs oLd, tHEn, hIs mOTHEr lEAVEd hIm iN a
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   aSS hOLe!) sO, tHIs pOOr gAy sTARTEd tO sELL hIs aSs tO gEt sUm pLEASURe,
aNd sUm mONEy tO bUy lARGe tREEs. (wHAt 4? tSk tSk tSk...tO pUt iN hIs aSs hOLe
 oF cOs!) tHIs pOOr bASTARd hOUSe wAs a bIg, bIg, gARBAGe cAn, (yA cAn iMAGINe
   hOw bIg dA cAn wAs, tRy fIGURe dA sIZe oF hIs aSs hOLe!). oNe yEAr lATEr hE
hAd nO mONEy, bECOz, lIKe dA fAg bROTHERs(tM), nO oNe wANTEd tO fUCk a bLACk
hOLe lIKe tHe oNE's tHEy gOt!!! hE's pROBABLy dEAd rIGHt nOw, cOs hIs mOTHEr
tRANSMITEd hIm, dA hIv vIRUs (aIDs)....oH...bTw...wHEn hE wAs 15 yEARs oLd hE
cHANGEd hIs nAMe tO aZIr, aNd wHEn wE hAd 17 yEARs hE cHANGEd hIs nAMe tO
                                 cERBERUs!

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¦·¦                                                                         ¦·¦
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¦·¦ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯                                                             ¦·¦
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¦·¦ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯     kEEPINg a bOARd oPEn aNd nOt cHANGIn' dA bBs sOFTWARe! ¦·¦
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¦·¦                                                                         ¦·¦
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¦·¦                  aS bIg aS dA fAg bROTHERs(tM), oNE's!                  ¦·¦
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¦·¦ bOOMERANg......: fINALLy yA dId uNDERSTANd tHAt, yA wERe nOt a cENTURy  ¦·¦
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¦·¦ ¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯      wITh aSKEY's eVEn mORe uGLIERs tHAn mY oWN's?          ¦·¦
¦·¦                                                                         ¦·¦
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¦·¦ ¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯       tAKEd sUm tIMe, bUt yA'Ve cHOOSEn wELL! ¦)             ¦·¦
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¦·¦ sUICIDe........: aNOTHEr oNe tHAt dId dA fATAl mISTAKe tO jOIn oUr      ¦·¦
¦·¦ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯          fUCKIn fORCEs! hEHEH gREAt gRAPHIx mAn! kEEp dRAWINg!  ¦·¦
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¦·¦ bRUCe lEe......: iM sTILL w8INg fOr mY aSKEy-oRDERINg dOOr!             ¦·¦
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¦·¦                  cAFe...oOOOOPPPSSSs...cENTRAl sTATIOn!                 ¦·¦
¦·¦                                                                         ¦·¦
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¦·¦                                                                         ¦·¦
¦·¦ mICROCHIp......: wHEn dO yA rETURn fROm tHAt fUCKIn kEWl vACATIONs iN   ¦·¦
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¦·¦                                                                         ¦·¦
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¦·¦                  gROUp wILL rELEASe mY aSKEy cOLLs!                     ¦·¦
¦·¦                                                                         ¦·¦
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¦·¦                  mANy mONTHs aGo! ¦) sORRy fOr dA hUGe dELAy!           ¦·¦
¦·¦                                                                         ¦·¦
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¦·¦ ¯¯¯¯                                                                    ¦9¦
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¦9¦  _¦_ ¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯                                                     _¦_  ¦·¦
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¦5¦  _¦_ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯                                                     _¦_  ¦·¦
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¦·¦  _¦_ ¯¯¯                                                           _¦_  ¦·¦
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¦·¦  _¦_ ¯¯¯                                                           _¦_  ¦·¦
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¦·¦  _¦_ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯                                                       _¦_  ¦·¦
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¦·¦  _¦_ ¯¯¯¯                                                          _¦_  ¦·¦
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¦·¦  _¦_ ¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯                                                   _¦_  ¦·¦
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¦·¦  _¦_ ¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯                                              _¦_  ¦·¦
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¦·¦  _¦_ ¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯                                                _¦_  ¦·¦
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¦·¦  _¦_ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯                                                 _¦_  ¦·¦
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¦·¦  _¦_ ¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯                                                    _¦_  ¦·¦
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