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     ShIt! sOrrY, dUdEz!!! mY mIsTaKE! iT wAs a fUcKiN' mEnTaL hAnG-OvEr!

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bEfOrE eNdInG tHiZ, LeTs sEE mY peRsOnAl mEssY's, mY pErSoNaL gReeTz, aNd sUm

iNfO 'bOuT tHiZ cOLL.....








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   \/   ¯¯ ¯    oKiE tImE 4 sOmE pErSoNaL mEssAgEs! LeT's mOvE!    ¯ ¯¯   \/
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     nG = nO gRoUp, cTy = cEnTuRy, rAVE d. = rAvE dEsIgN, bF = bLaCk fLaG
   lPs = LePrOsY, tHTc=tHe hOt tUb cLuB, hSGMt=hIgH sPeeD gLoBaL mAss tRaDiNg
              fA=fRoNtAL aCtIvItY, pC = pOrTuGuEsE cOnnEcTiOn
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tO CoMMuNiCaToR/cTy^rAvE D..: gOOd mOvE, mAtE! uNdErgRoUnD wArEhOuSe iS CLOSED,
                              4 dA 423th tImE! tHiZ tImE iS fOr SuRe, rIgHt? :)

tO mIcRocHiP/cTy............: i'M sTiLL w8iNg 4 dA fUcKiN aNiMaTiOn! FUCK!

tO bRuCe Lee/cTy............: nO cOmmEnTs! hEhEhEhEhEhEhEhEhE

tO dIrTy hArrY/cTy(?).......: yEaH! dA rEtUrN aT fULL pOwEr!

tO pRaYeR/tRsI^rAvE D.......: yO pAL! wE gOttA tALk 'bOuT a aZZkEy pRoJeCt tHaT
                              wILL bE DeVeLoPeD bY dA tWo oF uS oR bY dA wHoLe
                              rAvE dEsIgN tEaM!
                              bTw...i LOVED dA tAkE tHaT cOLL!

tO pAt/nG(?)................: yO mA mAn! MiSSeD iN aCtIoN? oR dId yA gEt LoSt
                              iN dA sHiTTy aUsTrIaN pHoNe LiNeS? hEhEhEhEhEhE

tO mArTiN/fA (rEaR(?))......: sOmEtImEs yEr sO LAME! tSk tSk tSk!

tO mAnIaC/fA (rEaR(?))......: iM sTiLL w8iNg 4 tHaT hEaVy MeTaL mOd!

tO bLuE tHuNdEr/nG..........: LAMER! LAMER! LAMER! LAMER! LAMER! LAMER! LAMER!
                              bTw aNd:
                              ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE!

tO wInGmAn/nG...............: UnIvErSe (?) :)

tO wErEwOLf/nG..............: bOn vOyAgE tO gErMaNy! pIcA mIoLoS ? :)

tO cYbErPuNk/nG.............: yAr SeLLiNg dA a1200's aT a vErY hIgH pRiCe!

tO pAnIc/pC.................: tAkE a CHAINSAW & uSe iT LiKe a BRAINSHAW, dA
                              pRoBLeM iS tHaT yA wOuLdn't fInD a LiTTLe pIeCe
                              oF bRaIn oN tHaT eMpTy hEaD! sO cUt yAr hEaD oFF!

tO eNeRgIe/hSgMt............: hUmmm hOw gOOd aRe dA DeNNiSh pUssY's? aS gOOd aS
                              dA pOrTuGuEsE oNeS oR mUcH cOLdEr ? HeHeHeHeHeHe

tO jOe/nG...................: oF 'cOs yA dOnT hAvE a gRoUp yEr sUcH aN aSShOLe!
                              eVeN yAr pArEnTs LeFt yA oN a gArBaGe cAn wHeN yA
                              bOrN! tSk tSk tSk. dO dA pRoCeDuRe aBoVe tO cLeAn
                              dA wOrLd fRoM a bIg pILe oF sHiT LiKe yA!

tO mUsIc sTaTiOn/pC.........: tHaT's a LaMe wAy tO eArN mOnEy! tHe aMiGa iS
                              pAssInG a bAd tImE bEcAuSe oF guYs LiKe yA aNd
                              pEnIcO! sHaMe oN yOu! tHe aMiGa sCeNe sHoULd bE
                              fOr fUn, nOt fOr bUsInEss!
                              bTw: dId yA hAd tRoUbLeS iNtALLiNg a Cd-RoM oN
                              yAr cOmPuTeR ? aHaHaHaHaHaH LaMeRoId!

tO tHuNdEr/fA...............: nIcE wOLf'S LaIr bBsTrO! kEEp cOdInG!
                              bTw bRuCe Lee gAvE yA yOuR dIsKs?

tO LuPa/fA..................: dId yA sToP cOdInG, oR wHaT?

tO mAd dOg/fA...............: mUzAcKs ? nOPe? wELL dOnE...yA mOdS kiLL mY eArS!



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 cOMMUNICATOr/cTy^rAVe d. - dIRTy hARRy/cTy(?) - bRUCe leE/cTy - mICROCHIp/cTy

   pRAYEr/tRSi^rAVe d. - mETAl dEATh/lPs - pAt/nG(?) - kGb/bF - sUICIDe/bF

eNERGIe/hSGMt - wEREWOLf/nG - mARTIn/fA - mANIAc/fA - kILLEr kId/bF - rAf/tHTc

     fABULOUs gREEn/tHTc - tHUNDEr/fA - lUPa/fA - wINg mAn/nG - mAd dOg/fA

       jAILEr/iNfEcT - sHADOw/nG(?) - aLL dA rEADERs oF tHIz aZZKEy cOLL!



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aZZkEy dEsIgNeR......: rAttLeSnAkE/cTy^rAvE d.

tExT eDiToR..........: cYgNuS eDitOr pRoFeSSiOnAL 3.0

dRiNk sUppOrT........: wAtEr, sAgReS bEEr & cOFFeE

fOOd sUppOrT.........: hUmm....cAkEs, cOOkIeS, aNd fRuIt!

sOuNd sUppOrT........: cLaWfInGeR,mAnOwAr,rAgE aGaInSt dA mAcHiNe,bOdY cOuNt &
                       dA mOsT iMpOrTaNt oF aLL,dA gReAt rAdIo..rAdIo CIDADE!!!

oRiGiNaL LiNeS.......: 2009 LiNeS LoNg

OrIgInAL LeNgHt......: 60766 bYtEs LoNg

rELeAsE dAtE.........: tHuRsdAy, 16tH oF fEbRuArY oF 1995















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_/    ¦   \                      \// ø\/ø \\/          cYa!         //  |___\
\_____|.   \ dA eNd pArT,sO _/\___/   /    \___/\_         cIaU!   /·    ____\
      |¦    \              / ¯¯ _/_  (__   _\_ ¯¯ \               /     ¦     \
      |_____/  i HoPe yA  /     \ (________) /     \ aDeUs pOrrA! \___________/
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        wHaT dA fUcK aRe yA dOiNg hErE??? dA fUcKiN' aZZkEy cOLL iS oVeR!


 wELL...sInCe yA sTaYeD wAtChInG dA cOLL TiLL tHiZ pOiNt i HaVe A LiTTLe tHiNg

     dO sAy.... sOmE aSShOLeS aCuSeD uS, cEnTuRy mEmBeRs, oF bEiNg rAcIsTs!

                            THATS A FUCKIN' LIE!
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         wE'rE nOt a rAcIsT gROuP aNd wE dIsCrImInAtE aGaInSt nO oNe!

  wE hAtE EVERYONE eQuALLy! yEaH, eVeN YOU, sO PiSS oFF, 'cOs tHiZ cOLL hAvE

rEaChEd dA eNd a FuCkIn' LoNg tImE aGo! dRoP dEaD! fOdAssE cHaToS dO KARALHO!

bAzEm! dEEm dE fRoSqUeS! gEt LoSt! pOrrA! fInIsH! dA EnD! fInALLe! BaHHH! sUcK!

eNd oF LiNe! aRRRRggggHHH! tUrN yAr aSS! wHaT a SmELL! vAo tOmAr nA tArrAqUeTa!































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