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@BEGIN_FILE_ID.DIZ      _ ______    _ ______       _ ______
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| mEPHISTO oFZ rETIRE fUCKS yOU uP wITH a |
|     sMALL aTZKI cOLLECTION rELEASED     |
|       !aT tHE pARTY 4 iN dENMARK!       |
+-----------------------------------------+
|  !rTR - wIR rULZEN eUCH dIE bIRNE wEG!  |
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      nO!aRT  iS tHE nAME oF  mY fIRST aTZKI  cOLLECTION.  iTS  a  sMALL
      cOLLECTION  oF pIECES  i'VE  dONE iN tHE  lAST wEEKS. tHE oLD oNES
      aRE nOT iNCLUDED. tHE cOLLY iTSELF wAS dONE iN 2 dAYS aND rELEASED
      aT tHE pARTY ยน994 iN cOLD dENMARK!

      wEITER  gEHTS  fUER dIE  dEUTSCHEN vOLKSMUSIK  uND tEKKNO fREUNDe:
      eIN pAAR wUENSCHE fUER eUCH  fUERS nEXTE jAHR: kIFFT nICH sO vIEL,
      eNJOYT  dIE  pADDY, nAEHMT nICH  zUVIEL eHHHH, fUCKED dEN cOMMERZ-
      SCHEISS, kILLT  2ULIMITED uND kONSORTEN,  lEST sTRIKE, mACHT gEILE
      pADDIES uNNE uEBERHAUPT: bLEIBT !nATURAL bORN rAVERS!

      pS:  wARUM gIBT eS  aUF dIESER  aBgEFUCKTEN pARTY eIGENDLICH kEINE
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  ________  \_ /   ____/ \____    ____/(_______)\________  \_ /   ___________
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\      \        \          \_|    |_/             \_  \        \          \_  /
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  \      \________/          |    .    -mEPHISTo-       \________/          /
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        |        |gREETINGs.tO.aBYSs.aDDONIc.aPPLAUSe.bALANCe|        |
  /\    |        |aVt.bIZARRe.dEFIANCe.eNERGy.eSSENCe.fLt.dSr|        |    /\
 /  \   |        |fREEZERs.iLLUSIOn.iNCAl.iNFECt.iRIs.lEGACy.|        |   /  \
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\____/           .       .                           .       .           \____/
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                         |mOD aND mEPHISTOz aTZKI cOL|
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     /       \/      \_   \/      \   \/       \_          \_    \/       \_
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          \     |   \_______  \_ /    __   \(__________)/         \
           \   _|_____    _/  _/__   ___    \ _ ________     .     \
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|        /       \/    \_ _\       \_ /       \_ ________/___|       \_      |
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|          /       \_\______  \_      __   _/    ____/_/     |    \          |
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      _______________  _______________  _______________  _______________
    _/    ______     \/       _______/ /       _______/_/    ______     \
    \____/___  /      \       _)________       _)______\____/   __/      \_
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      _______________  _______________   ______________   ______________
    _/     _____     \/               \_/         ____/__/         ____/_
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     _\___/__  /    \ ___________\_______    \_______     \     _)______
     /       \/      \_          \_    \/      \_  \/      \_           \_
  _ __________________/__ ________/_____________/___________/____________/m!

                          ^sAVE^tHE^dISTILLERY^L.E.^

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                              .eASTgERMAN.pOWER.
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    _/    ___/_/   _____//  ______/       \    |    //   _    \____\ m!  \
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|   \/    \/    \_?_wHY nOT cALL oNE oF tHOSE cRAZY bOARDS_?_/    \/    \/   |
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|  mOONLIGHT cITY bBS  |  +49-xXxX-XxXx  |  18-6  |  pEACEMAKER  |  rTR wHQ  |
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|  pROBABLY.yOUR.bBS?  |  +xX-xXxXxxXxX  |  xXxX  |  xXxXxXxXxX  |  xXxXxXx  |
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          ^sYSOP^pEACEMAKER/rTr^oBs^  ___________________        ______
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