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       .______.     _ ____________ ._____________ ___________ ____.
       |      |______\\_______   /_|    _       /   _       /    _|___.
       |       _     _/   ___//   \|    /      /    /      /\    \    |
       |_     |/    /     \       _|   /______/|   /______/ _\____\  _|
        /_____|    /-------\______\`-----'     `-----'  __ __________\
             /----/       .______   ._____  .\     /.
                          |  _  / . |__  _  |_  .  _|
                          |__\ /  | |____\   /__|__\
                              /___|             '

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       ####      #### #### #### #### #### #### #### #### ###  #### ####
       ########       #### ####      #### #### ####      #### ####
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       #### #### ########  ####      #####     ########  #### ########





                   _____                   _____
                  / \  /                   \  / \
                 /   \/\                   /\/   \
                 \      \                 /      /
                  \  __  \  ___________  /  __  /
                   \ \ \  \/           \/  / / /
                    \ \_\ /   .--..-.   \ /_/ /
                     \__ /    |  ||o|    \ __/
                        /     | O|`-'     \            <- wabbit/hare
                        \     `--'        /
                         \               /_ ______ _ _ _   __
                          \    .---.    /                \/  \
                           \___`---'___/                  \   \
                              |¯¯|¯¯|                      \__/
                              |__|__|                       \
                                                   /        /
                                                   \       //
                                    _ _________ __ _\     ///
                                                \________/






00:50 1/1 - 1998

        Haresis braves assembled. Defying all what partying stands for.


01:10 1/1 - 1998

        Organized

01:12 1/1 - 1998

        disorganized


HARESIS MODE ENGAGED




Jungen, die weite jahre mit haresis in unserem Blud. BAKAOOH



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_.______________ _______|        _/______________|   |_______________________.
 |       _    _/________|___       /             |   | ###   ####  #####     |
 |      |/_____            /                     |   | #### ##  ## ##  ##    |
 |      |__/  |           /__.     lameripoff-e  |___| ###  ##  ## ##  ##    |
 |______|     |          /   |                   |%%%$ ####  ####  #####     |
______________|____\_____\___|___________________|%%%$_________________ _ ___|

WAS #*@*" ? MÜSSEN WIR wirklich solche GROße "i" MACHEN?!?

JA lamer, es ist ja ein RAJT-100..








             ._.     ._. ._.       ._.      ._.     ._.    ._. ._.
             | |__   | | | |___    | | __   | |__   | | __ | | | |
             | |  \  | | | |_ ` _  | |___\  | |___  | |/   | | | |
             | |___\ | | | |____\  | |____\ | | __) | |___ | | | |
             |_|     |_| |_|       |_|      |_|     |_|    |_| |_|

                          --((* .S. .A. .G. .A. *))--


                 ___________________________                ________
                (                           )              /__      \ _
               (  *   SAAATAANA VITTU FAKE   )_          - __ \      ( \
              (__  RIPPUNIONKKARII PERKELE     ) _________(·_) ____   J \
                (___   SAUNA KOFF SINÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄH  (_____________/    \  ._/
                   (___________________________ )     Y  _______    \  \
                                               \\_____! (------.\    \  \
                Boheme for once not idling,     \____/   ¯¯¯¯¯¯\\\    \  \
                 exclaiming smth in finnish..             \¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯  /
                      obviously quite upset.               \####        /
                                                            ####_____ _/
* - translation:  uhm.. well, something concering rippoffs  ##³
                  and fakes.. the rest is heavy helsinki dialect, so we
                  can only speculate.

               ._____________________________________________________.
     ____      |                                                     |
   _( ___)     |   Ey.. satanaa ruotsi perkele.. vittu svampelainen  |
  (·    ¬ )    |   minäää ekkoklainnklioo . perkele vittu #ascii     |
  |  .------ __/_____________________________________________________|
  |  `-------.
  |__________|   Folar, in a more calm mode.. somewhat blured.

* - translation:  Its probably some swedish newbee. Now if there's nothing
                  more important you have to tell, I'd appreciate if you
                  don't disturb me whilst having mushroom-sessions.
                  Go back to idle in #ascii.
                                                    ._________________________.
                                                    |                         |
                    _/||||||||||||||\__             | uh.. huhuh svampelainen |
                  |||/¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯__¯¯¯\|||         .--|_________________________|
                  |(¯  _____  / o\   ¯)|   .-----|-.
                    ¯      ¬  \__/   ¯     `--.  `-'
                   \        - -        /      |
                    \_ _--_    _--_  _/   ----'
                      ~    ----    --

bird, highly intoxicated with various chemical substances.. deciding this was
a conversation he'd gladly participate in.

                    \                                             \
                     \\____________________________________________\\ __
                     \\                                              \\
          ::::::      \   SAAAKEEELIIIN SUOOOMI PEEELLE HIIILJAAA!!!   \
          ::c  o_     /  ______________________________________________ \
          :  |\__)  __/__\                                             \\\
          /  |  \__ __/  \                                               \
         (   |    /  (
    _     \  |____\
  _//      \_  ____)    Fatal waking to life after 30 minutes of idling and
,////_______/ /_        decides he dont like seeing finnish in the channel.
`.________      \
       ''/.  ./\ \      (he just got out of bed, and is planning on going
        /    / / /          back....)
       /____/  \ \/\
nice  (_((__)   \   \
tangas/  Y  \    \__/
     /  /\  /
    (  ( / /
____ \  \__,,, ________________________________________________________________
      `------'





               <STANDARD HANDLE HERE> has joined channel #ascii
    .......
    : _ - :
    | o O |   .--------------------------------------------------------/
   (_  c  _) _/ Gee i hate efnet, just a bunch of FUCKED UP AMERICANS  /
    |_____| / ( USA SUCKS! FUCK ALL FAT AMERICANS!!!  ________________//
   .|__|__|.   /______________________________________\
   `-------'









                 ---------------------------------------------
                 i   n   t   e   r   m   i   s   s   i   o   n
                 ---------------------------------------------

                          HAPPY NEW HARESIS EVERYONE

                 ---------------------------------------------
                 i   n   t   e   r   m   i   s   s   i   o   n
                 ---------------------------------------------









                 ______________________________________________________
  |||||||        \                                                     \
  |||  >._      /    HEY MAN WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN WITH COMMING     \
  ||  ____))   /  ____IN HERE AND DISRESPECTING MY COUNTRY, YOUR FUCKING \__
  ||  / ____  /    _  \WITH THE WRONG G MAN! FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKED UP    \_
  |_  \/ ___)     _\\_ \IDEAS ABOUT AMERICANS, ILL FUCK YOU BLUE FROM SAYING  \
   /   \/   __    \   \ \THAT SHIT ABOUT MY COUNTRY, MY LAND, MY HOME, MY HOOD/
   \    \___) )    \_  \ \___________________________________________________/
   _\________/      /  /
  /           \    /  /
 /  BORN IN|   \  /  /
/   THE USA|\   \/  /
   /|      | \_____/
  / |______|               _____ .......
 /  /_____))               \    |:     :
/  ./     /_________________\   || > < |
   |                            (_  c  _)
   |   .________________________||_____|
   |   |                        .|__|__|.
   |   |                        `-------'
   |   |____
   |   |\   |   <STANDARD HANDLE HERE> has been kicked out of channel #ascii
   |   |_\  |                          by Fungus (FUCKING CLOWN!)
   |________|



    _________
   (         )
  (_  tits   _)
   (____.____)
         o
          O.

      \\\\\|||||||/////
       |._____ _____.|     .________________________________________.
       ||   o|-|   o||     |                                        |
  .--.TT|____| |____|TT.--.| yeahuhUHsda-. 263mb on YT 506mb on QE  |
  |  `-'             `-'  || XFA - 400mb and top 5 on BBBBY-2       |
  |  .-.    `----'   .-.  ||                                        |
  `--' |             | `--'| Hey BOheme, whats up?                  |
       |         ()--|-----|                                        |
       |_____________|     |________________________________________|

cybergod, as always busy in the background tradin lame pc-warez, discovered
the possibilty of participating in a fight, stalking someone.







                    ______________________________________

                           MEANWHILE.. at #synthare
                    ______________________________________


<zX-242>        PORR PORR PORR PORR PORR PORR PORR PORR

<siitrom>       GRILLAH?

<YY-242>        PORRAH PORR?








                      __________________________________

                                  .... #ascii
                      __________________________________









    -|----------------------------------------------|-  ________
     | Perkele cG-laiset.. some newbee has released |  /__      \ _
     | a collection, and it looks like a complete   |- __ \      ( \
     | ripoff.. 100% my style, except for    _______|_(·_) ____   J \
     | some really fucked logos and typos.  (_____________/  \ \  ._/
     |                                            Y | |     |¯\_\  \
     | if you dont find the guilty, I'll do hate- ! `-|-----'       \
     | collections about all *.se .. it cant be but | |              \
     | one of your kind.                            | |              /
    -|----------------------------------------------|-| ####        /
         ..boheme mumbles.                            |_####_____ _/
                                                        ##³


    _________
   ( more    )
  (_  tits   _)
   (____.____)
         o
          O.

      \\\\\|||||||/////
       |._____ _____.|     ._________________________________________.
       ||   o|-|   o||     |                                         |
  .--.TT|____| |____|TT.--.| hmmm.  sounds quite serious, well.      |
  |  `-'             `-'  || dcc send it over, and lemme have a look |
  |  .-.    `----'   .-.  || wouldn't want to disturb the newfound   |
  `--' |   _______   | `--'| peace and friendship between our        |
       |       `-¬---|-----|      countries...                       |
       |_____________|     |_________________________________________|



                      ___________________________________

                      quite a couple of 0's and 1's later
                      ___________________________________


                          ________________________________________________
                          \                                              /_.
             ::::::       /  wha?! what are you talking about.. bah, ill  _:
             ::c  o_     /  go play some quake instead... ________________\
             :  /\__) .-' ________________________________\
             / /__/    .-'
            (  \  ___
             \  \_\__\     ___
_______,      \_  ____) _ /   \
\____, |_______/ /_     \`    /    fatal shows off his ascii subsitute
   ('| |_____      \..  /    /
     `-'  ''/.  ./\ \ :/    /
           /    / / / /  _ /
    very  /____/  \ \/   //
   nice  (_((__)   \/   //   - SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME A WORKING AMIGA NOW -
 tangas  /  Y  \   /_   /
        /  /\  /    )__/                         - Fatal / Epsilon Design
       (  ( / /_
_______ \  \__,,, _____________________________________________________________
         `------'

                    _
          .   .    _\ blipp blipp chniirk blipp twitt blipp woooooo-whapp * _
                   ) _______________________________________________________\
         _:_ _:_    /
         )/ | \(   /
         / o|o \
         \__Y__/
        .\ (.  /.
        |_ ___ _|               *:Translation:
         /   - \                --------------
        /__   __\  __________
         .`---'.  /         /   blipp blipp chniirk blipp twitt blipp
         | . . | /  :A:T:  /    woooooo-whapp
         | |_| |//________/
         //|_|\\/
          |   |/              ( noone knows what behemoth is up too theese
          | Y |                  days... let's just leave it at that then  )
        __| | |__
_______/ /| | |\ \_____________________________________________________________
       `----^----'



               ------------------------------------------------
                            Meanwhile, in #amielite
               ------------------------------------------------





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                2/3 nodes free. online: crusader^candyman

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<BaserEvil>     retard




               ------------------------------------------------
                                    #ascii
               ------------------------------------------------
        ___ _____
      ./%%%\.    -----------________
      |%%%%%|    \         \        \----______    ...  momo. just let me
      |%%%%%|     \         )        )   \_____.---(_)  light this little
      |%%%%%|     /        /________/----'         _|_  bong..
      `\%%%/'____-----------                      _) (_
        ¯¯¯
                                    (bird)----------^



    ___________
   ( even more_)
  (_  tits   _)
   (____.____)
         o
          O.

      \\\\\|||||||/////
       |._____ _____.|     ._________________________________________.
       ||  _ |-|   o||     |                                         |
  .--.TT|____| |____|TT.--.| Hey sorry for the delay, was racing on  |
  |  `-'             `-'  || five 60diskers á 5mb.. anyways boheme,  |
  |  .-.    `----'   .-.  || this intro sure looks familiar..        |
  `--' |   _______   | `--'|                                         |
       |       `-¬---|-----|   "style does it live..."               |
       |_____________|     |_________________________________________|


Collection extract:

---------<cut here>------------------------------------------------------------


            YEIihaIAHih  perkeELleE vittun Im drunk and stoned orso


                   Style does it live - Helsinki County-Jail



                     starring ANSII trivial and STeZotehic

                                      ...

---------<cut here>------------------------------------------------------------





                                                    ________
                                                   /__      \ _
                                                 - __ \      ( \
  _________.________________________._____________(·_) ____   J \
 (_________:________________________:_________________/  \ \  ._/
  .________|________________________|___________. |     |¯\_\  \
  |                                             | |-----'       \
  | Oh runkkarit! it WAS me.. yeah, I signed it | |              \
  | with my real name.. sigh  ansii. haha oh    | |              /
  | I thought it was some newbee pc-newschool-  | | ####        /
  | ansi-artist.                                | |_####_____ _/
  |_____________________________________________|   ##³




The moral of this story is...


                (1.)   Dont do it live whilst beeing on drugs.
                (2.)   Dont disrespect fungus' hood.
                (3.)   Cybergod desperately needs a social life
                (4.)   Fatal needs to train more in order to beat
                       crocodile in quake.
                (5.)   Never try to write long lists of "dont's"
                (6.)   Don't even THINK of writing one of "do's"
                (7.)   If boheme isn't idling, he's upset.
                (8.)   Bird needs another 100m of rizzla



@BEGIN_FILE_ID.DIZ
.                                          .
|today is the day when we celebrate the day|
|                                        _ |
| 01/01/98 _. HAPPY NEW HARESIS ..  (oO) /_|
|__________\|_________________ .||./   .\._.
            |                / spr|'|__|`|ö|
 "har du plock, sade kråkan"   |it| |__| |l|
                               `--'_||||__
included: #ascii story     ftl+cg/___||___\
@END_FILE_ID.DIZ



       THIS COLLECTION IS AMAZINGLY ENOUGH COMPLETED AT: 03:03 01/01/98

      AND WAS MADE BY THE DYNAMIC DUO, THE SAME PEOPLE WHO INTRODUCED THE
           WORLD FAMOUS ASCII-TAKE-OUT-SNACK'O'RAMA DISPENSERS WITH




                              Ramlösa, Cigaretter
                                   Julknäcke

                                    ...and

                         (this one is for you reactor)


                               SAUCEE!!!!!!!!!!!


                       ...well actually, chili sauce...


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