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@BEGIN_FILE_ID.DIZ
   __7  __, 7_  __,
.-(__| (__| (  (__|--*pDX*---.
|         `       `          |
|----- pRESENTs -------------|
| ¯oLD dIRTY bASTARDS®       |
|  ¯a bRANDnEW wORK®         |
|  ¯dONE bY dAtA^pDX®        |
|----------------------------|
|  dAMN!wHIZ^lGC             |
|  dAMN!sTEVE^lGC            |
|  dAMN!tHE dODGER^dC1       |
|  dAMN!cAPT. pICARD^gERMANY |
`----------------------------'
@END_FILE_ID.DIZ

                       
























    ___ _____ ___.-_______
____) _Y    _Y  (__)     (_
\_    \_  | \_  _/\_  |  _/-- -- -- --- -- -----+-    2F     -- - -- ------+->
 |  |  |  .  |  l  |  .  |
 l_____l__|  l__   l__|  |
          `--'  `--'  `--'























                                  *oF*  
                       
                                                                    




















                                                    _____
                                  _________________|__   |      ______ ______
    ___________________  ________/____     \     ____/___|_____ \_    |    _/
   _\_______    /      \_\_____      /      \     \  /         \/     _     \_
  /     _______/  Mo!   \    _/    _/________\______/     |    \\     |______/
 /       | /_____________\___\      \_              \___________/_____|
/________|                    \______/


                       
                       



















                                *pRESENTs*
       
       
       
       
       
       
       
       
       
       
       
       
       
       
       
       
       
       
       
       




                         *aN aSCIICOLLECTION*




















                                 cALLED     
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         7__   __,  __  7_  __,      __7  __.
         .oL' dIRTY------|__) (__| (__  (  (__| (-' (__| (__
         |____________________________)       `        ` .__)
                                                     
                                                     




















     DATA COLLYS
            
     published by paradox


     first published in germany by data 1995
     published worldwide by paradox 1995
     published in data collys 1995
     reprinted in data collys 1995
     reissued in data collys 1995
     666 666 666 666 666 666 666

     copyright (c) data/paradox, 1995
     all rights reserved

     printed in germany by data
     set in linotype pilgrim

     except in germany, this colly is sold subject
     to the condition that it shall not, by way of trade or otherwise, be lent,
     re-sold, hired out, or otherwise circulated without the publisher's 
     prior consent in any form of binding or cover other than that in
     which it is published and without a similar condition including this
     condition being improsed on the subsequent purchaser




















           __ .      __. 7_           __       __7  __.
    .---- (-  ( (-' (__  (   (__(__/ (__) (-' (__| (__  ----------------.
    ¦     `         .__)                         ` .__)                 ¦
    ¦    hEHE hI,.. iT'S dAtA aGAIN aND tODAY i pRESENT  yA aNOTHER     ¦
    ¦    kEWL aSCIICOLLY oF mINE. i'M aLSO fUCKED uP  tHAT i  sTILL     ¦
    ¦    sEE cAPT. pICARD^gERMANY - a fUCKIN' lAMER! -oN sOME  kEWL     ¦
    ¦    bOARDS lIKE bOONDOCKS oR sO,.. sO tHATS wHY i hOPE yA rEAD     ¦
    ¦    tHIS sAL oNE! ,... oN tHE oTHER sIDE i'M  aLSO  hAPPY  aND     ¦
    ¦    lOOKING fORWARD tO mEET mE wITH sLIME aND mOGUE,..  hOPING     ¦
    ¦    wE'LL hAVE lOTS oF pHUN!  sOME  wORDS  tO  tHIS  cOLLY : i     ¦
    ¦    cHANGED tHE sTYLE tOTALLY, sO hOPE yA lIKE iT! ...   tHATS     ¦
    ¦    aLL i wANT  tO  sAY rIGHT nOW! jUST reLAX aND eNJOY mY 7tH     ¦
    ¦    (?) cOLLY!                                                     ¦
    ¦                           yOURS                                   ¦
    ¦                                                     dATA^pDX      ¦
    ¦                                                                   ¦
    `-------------------------------------------------------------------'



                                                         
















                      _______
 _____             __|     _/
|     | ______\_  |  |    _|_______________________________________________
|  ___|_\___   \ _|__|___/   ____________   _______._______    \    ______/___
|  \____    \_  \       /   ___/      _ /   /      :      /   _/\________    /
|     |/     /   \ Mo! /________      //   /_______:_____/    \ _ __________/
|___________/_________/____|`-.`------/|     | `--.   .-/______\\ /--.
     .------------|_____|-----'        |_____|    `---'         \/   `----.
     |                                                                 \\ |
    _|           bULLETINS mENU                                         \ |
    \|_    - -- ---------------- -- -                                     |
     \/   1 - >                    mIDNITE                        < - 1   |
     |    2 - >                   cOUNTZERO                       < - 2   |
     |    3 - >                   dARTAGNAN                       < - 3   |
     |    4 - >                     sNOW                          < - 4   |
     |    5 - >                    sLIME!                         < - 5   |
     |    6 - >                     mOGUE                         < - 6   |
     |    7 - >                     mARIO                         < - 7   |
     |    8 - >                   dEATH rOW                       < - 8   |
     |    9 - >                    pARADOX                        < - 9   |
     |   1o - >                    pOISON                         < - 1o  |
     |   11 - >                   tYRANNY!                        < - 11  |
     |   12 - >                 tYRANNY.dIZ                       < - 12  |
     | \                                                              .---'
     | \\                                                          __ | 
     `-------------------------------------------------------------\/-'    




















                [s]TIFF sHOULDERS aND cRACKING bONES.
                [l]EAVE mE tO dRY iN tHE sUN. i dONT wANT tO bE aLONE.
                [b]UT i cANNOT mOVE. mY boDY hAS nOW bECOME fRAIL.
                [w]HY dOES iT hAVE tO bE tHIS wAY.
                [i]'M sICK. i'M dESEASED. i'M dYING. i'M dEAD.
                [m]Y lIFE oNCE sO mEANINGFUL aND lONG.
                [h]AS nOW tURNED sHORT iNTO tHESE fEW rEMAINING dAYS.
                [m]EMORIES oF a lIFETIME fILL mY mIND.
                [a]S i cLOSE mY eYES oNE lAST tIME.
                [i]'M sICK. i'M dESEASED. i'M dYING. i'M dEAD.
                [n]OT sO oLD bUT i dONT fORGET.
                [i]'M aFRAID tO dIE. bUT i'M nOT dEAD yET.
                [p]LEASE kISS mE oNE lAST tIME.
                [t]HIS iS tHE eND oF mY lIFE.



















                      
                 cHARACTERS uSED tO pERFOM tHIS cOLLY 
                ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                 ® | l _ - ' ` A d ! ^ ¦   ) / \ : ¯






















Date   : o8-o1-95 o1:o1:o1                Number: o1      
To     : cOUNTzERO  (ALL)                 Recv'd: No
From   : dAtA                             Status: Public Message
Subject: bASTARDS - aSCII cOLLY 

                                                .-------------------------.
      ___           ______________    ___       :_____________________    ¦
    _/   \   .---._|___)________  \__/   \  .--/|___)_   ___/   _____/    ¦
.--/   -\ \_/ _   /_   //     l/   /   -\ \/  /_|    /   \    ____/____   ¦
¦ /__    \   /     /   /      '   /__    \    //|   /     \   \       /dA!'
¦    `----\_/-----'`--'`---------'   `----\_.-' `--'`-----'`---------'
¦                                               :
`-----------------------------------------------'






















Date   : o8-o1-95 o1:o1:o1                Number: o2      
To     : cOUNTzERO  (ALL)                 Recv'd: No
From   : dAtA                             Status: Public Message
Subject: bASTARDS - aSCII cOLLY 


    ___________  _________.   .______  __       _________ __
   /          /._\   ___ _|___|     /_/  \  .--/_   ____//_/ 
  /_     \___/_|_      / \    |    /   -\ \/  /_/   \
 .--\     \    //     /   \       /__    \    //     \------------------.
 ¦   `---------'----------'`-----'   `----\_.-'`-----'                  ¦
 ¦                                                                      ¦
 ¦                 ______________________ __________  _________.        ¦
 ¦            _____\_______   /    _____//_______   \_\   ___  |        ¦
 ¦            \\     ________/_  ____/____/   _l/   _/      /  |        ¦
 `---------dA!-\     \        /  \       /    \    /|      /   |-pDX----'
                \------------'`---------'`-----\  / `----------'          
                                                \/                            






















Date   : o8-o1-95 o1:o1:o1                Number: o3      
To     : cOUNTzERO  (ALL)                 Recv'd: No
From   : dAtA                             Status: Public Message
Subject: bASTARDS - aSCII cOLLY 


  ___________ ______ ____________________ __ ___    ___________
  \_______   \_     \________   \_   ___//_//   \  /  ________/___
   /    l/    / ¦   \\/   _l/   _/   \   /   ¦  \\/   \__   \_ \__\
.-/     '    /       /    \    //     \ /         \          /----------.
¦ `---------'--------`-----\  /`-------'`----------'--------'           ¦
¦                           \/                                          ¦      
¦                                    ___         _____       ___        ¦
¦                                  _/   \   .-/ //    \    _/   \  .--/ ¦
¦                                 /   -\ \_/ /_/   ¦  \\  /   -\ \/  /_ ¦
`----------------------------dA!-/__    \    //         \/__    \    //-'
                                    `----\_.-'`---------'   `----\_.-'























Date   : o8-o1-95 o1:o1:o1                Number: o4      
To     : sNOW^aTX   (ALL)                 Recv'd: No
From   : dAtA                             Status: Public Message
Subject: bASTARDS - aSCII cOLLY 


     ____________       ___         ________.         ._____
     \    ______/______/   \  .--/._\  ___ _|_____.---|    /
     _\________     //   -\ \/  /_|      / \|     |   |   /
     \        /     /__    \    //|     /   \     ;   :  /
   dA!`------------'   `----\_.-' `---------'`----------'pDX
   ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯tHIS iS sNOW ,.. hOW mAY i hELP yA ?®®®®®®®®®®
























Date   : o8-o1-95 o1:o1:o1                Number: o5      
To     : sLIME      (ALL)                 Recv'd: No
From   : dAtA                             Status: Public Message
Subject: bASTARDS - aSCII cOLLY 


   ____________    .___       .___    ___            __________ 
   \    ______/____|   `--/___|___)__/   \   .---.___\   _____/
   _\________     //   __/    |    /   -\ \_/ _   /\   ____/____
dA!\        /     /|          |   /__    \   /    //   \       /pDX
    `------------' `----------'--'   `----\_/-----'`----------'
                         




















Date   : o8-o1-95 o1:o1:o1                Number: o6      
To     : mOGUE      (ALL)                 Recv'd: No
From   : dAtA                             Status: Public Message
Subject: bASTARDS - aSCII cOLLY 


                         
          ___             _________. ___________     ._____ ___________
        _/   \   .---._ ._\   ___  |/  ________/_____|    /_\    _____/
       /   -\ \_/ _   /_|       /  /   \__   \_\     |   /\    ____/____
   dA!/__    \   /     /|      /   \          / \       /  \   \       /pDX
         `----\_/-----' `----------'`--------'   `-----'    `---------'
                        tHE bITCH oF aRT dESIGN 























Date   : o8-o1-95 o1:o1:o1                Number: o7      
To     : mARIO      (ALL)                 Recv'd: No
From   : dAtA                             Status: Public Message
Subject: bASTARDS - aSCII cOLLY 


                         
          ___             _____   ___________ .___   _________.
        _/   \   .---._  //    \  \_______   \|___)__\   ___  |
       /   -\ \_/ _   /_/   ¦  \\  /   _l/   _/    /       /  |
   .--/__    \   /     /         \/    \    / |   /|      /   |-dA!-.
   |     `----\_/-----'`---------'`-----\  /  `--' `----------'     |
   `--------!iS aBOUT tO cHAT wITH yA!---\/-------------------------'






















Date   : o8-o1-95 o1:o1:o1                Number: o8      
To     : sHADOWER   (ALL)                 Recv'd: No
From   : dAtA                             Status: Public Message
Subject: bASTARDS - aSCII cOLLY 


                                                                              
  _____________ ___________ _____ ___________________.
  \_______   ___\    _____/      \____   _____/     _|____
   /    l/   \     ____/____  ¦  \\  /   \    |    '     /
.-/     '    /\    \       /       \/     \   |   /     /------------------.
¦ `---------'  `----------'---------`-----'   `--/     /                   ¦
¦                                               /_____/                    ¦
¦                            ___________  ________.         ._____         ¦         
¦                            \_______   \_\  ___ _|___.-----|    /         ¦         
`---- sCOOPEx wORLD hQ -------/   _l/   _/     / \|   |     |   /-dA!------'         
                             /    \    /|     /   \   :     :  /                   
                             `-----\  / `---------'`----------'                    
                                    \/





















Date   : o8-o1-95 o1:o1:o1                Number: o9      
To     : pOSEIDON!  (ALL)                 Recv'd: No
From   : dAtA                             Status: Public Message
Subject: bASTARDS - aSCII cOLLY 

                                                                              


___________   ______   ___________ ______   ___________   ___________________
\_______   \_//     \  \_______   \_     \  \________  \__\  ___ \___  | ___/
 /   _l/    /   ¦   \\  /   _l/   _/ dA! \\  /     l/   /      / __/      \__
/    \_____/          \/    \    /         \/      '   /|     /  \     |   //
`-------'  `----------'`-----\  /`---------'`---------' `---------`----'---' 
                              \/                         





















Date   : o8-o1-95 o1:o1:o1                Number: 1o      
To     : sTYLE wARS (ALL)                 Recv'd: No
From   : dAtA                             Status: Public Message
Subject: bASTARDS - aSCII cOLLY 

     ___________                                             
     \_______   \_______.___  ____________     ________.   ___
      /   _l/    / ___  |___)_\    ______/_____\  ___  | _/   \  .--/
     /    \_____/    /  |    /_\________     /      /  |/   -\ \/  /_
  dA!\     |  |     /   |   /\         /   //|     /   /__    \    //pDX
      `----'  `---------`--'  `------------' `---------'  `----\_.-'     





















Date   : o8-o1-95 o1:o1:o1                Number: 11      
To     : aPOLLO     (ALL)                 Recv'd: No
From   : dAtA                             Status: Public Message
Subject: bASTARDS - aSCII cOLLY 



_ _________________   ________________     ___         ___       ______        
\_\\___   ____\   //__\_______   \_   \  _/   \  .--/_/   \  .--/\   //____  
     /     \___\  /    /   _l/   _/ ¦ \\/   -\ \/  /_   -\ \/  /__\  /    / 
.dA!/       \__ `     /    \    /      /__    \    //_    \    //__`     /pDX.
¦   `-------'  `-----'`-----\  /--------' `----\_.-'  `----\_.-'   `----'    ¦     
¦                            \/                                              ¦
¦                                                                            ¦
`---------------------------- tYRANNY ---------------------------------------'























Date   : o8-o1-95 o1:o1:o1                Number: 12     
To     : aPOLLO     (ALL)                 Recv'd: No
From   : dAtA                             Status: Public Message
Subject: bASTARDS - aSCII cOLLY 

tYRANNY .dIZ P  nUKED  o8-23-95    7_          __, ,__  ,__                    
                                 .-(  (_/ (-' (__| (  ( (  ( (_/--dA!------.
                                 |    _/                     _/            |
                                 `---------*[pRESENTs]*--------------------'
                                 
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        [i] cAN fEEL yOU rEACH oUT tO mE i cAN hEAR yOU sCREAM
        [o]UT tO mE i fEEL sO hELPLESS wHY wE bOTH bLEED
        [b]OUND tO mY mORALITY sEVERD fROM aLL mORALITY
        [s]TABBED aGAIN bY mY oWN wILL wITNESSING oUR dECENT aS wE fELL
        [c]ONSUMED bY rEMORSE nO wORDS cOULD eVER cHANGE tHIS cOURSE
        [c]OMMITED tHE uLTIMATE dECISION nOBODY cAN sTOPtHE iNCISION
        [w]HEN aLL i hAVE tO lIVE fOR iS lAID oUT bEFORE mE lIFE lOVE rEGRET
        [w]HAT wAS iT aLL wORTH i gIVE iT tO yOU fOR wHAT iT'S wORTH                           
        [i]T iS tHE lAST tHING i hAVE iT iS tHE lAST tHING i hAVE tO gIVE
        [i]T iS tHE lAST tHING yOU hAVEN'T tAKEN fROM mE
        [t]HE fINAL eXPRESSION iS gIVING uP aLL eXPRESSION





















                                   _  _ __ _______                    
          _________ ________ ________ _ _____/___/_________    ______
          \______ ¬\______ ¬\______ ¬\_/   ___________    /_ _/  ___/
           /    /___/    /___/  \_____/    /   /    /   ___/_\_____  \
          /    /   /    /   /    /   /    /   /    /    /   /    /   /
         /____    /____/_  /____    /____    /____/____    /____    /
         ---/____/----/-------/____/kRm/____/----/---/____/---/____/--
             
             [i] dON'T cARE iF tHIS cOLLY wASN'T wHAT yOU eXPECTED,
             [a] nD yOU dON'T lIKE iT, bECAUSE yOUR sTUPID rEVIEW iN
             [a] zINE wITH dUMB nAME meANS nOTHING tO mE. tHIS
             [c] oLLY iSN'T fOR yOU, iT'S fOR mE. iT mAKES mE fEEL
             [r] eLIEVED tO kNOW wE aLL gOT oFF oUR cHESTS wHAT wE
             [w] aNTED tO sAY aND nONE oF uS sAID tHAT 'yEA lOOK aT
             [m] e, i'M sTRAIGHT eDGE' bECAUSE wE dON'T nEED tO sAY 
             [t] hAT aNYMORE. i aLSO dON'T nEED sOME sCENESTER tO
             [t] eLL mE 'gO vEGAN' oR 'gO fUCK yOURSELF' bECAUSE i'D
             [r] aTHER gO fUCK mYSELF tHAN dO tHE rIGHT tHINGS fOR tHE
             [w] rONG rEASONS.

                          iNFOS 'bOUT tHIS cOLLY 
                         ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯

                         gRAPHIC aRTIST : dAtA^pDX
                         cOSTYLERS      : mOGUE, kARMA, 2fAST
                         pERSONEL iNFOS : 16, mALE
                         rEAL nAME      : cHILDREN-sLAUGHTER
                         oRIG. sEIZE    : 24.589 bYTES
                         oRIG. lENGTH   : oo1o92 lINES
                    
                    “ g “ r “ e “ e “ t “ i “ n “ g “ s
                    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                          gO eSPECIALLY oUT tO :
                  sTYLE wARS, sNOW, rOFOE, mARKY, rONIN
               mAJOR tOM, dEIGER, mARIO, -sLIME!, sAL oNE,
          mARC, fLOZZY, wOZZY, rELIEF, sPELLBINDER,wISHBRINGER,
           sKELETON, pOSEIDON!, mCI 8), vAN hAUSER, sKYWALKER
                    lUNCWILL, sHADOWER, fURY,mOGUE
                         eCS, tOM, aND oF cOZ
                                   tO                    
                                  YOU!                   


                    ©mESSYS©gO©oUT©tO©tHESE©fOLKS©
                    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

              sLIME,mOGUE,mARIO..   hOPE wE'LL mEET uS sOON!?!
              
              sNOW                  zAHLST dU dIE 5o.- ?
           
           -¯ sAL oNE               pLEASE kICK cAPT. pICARD^gERMAY oUT oF yAR
                                    sYSTEM! hE'S fUCKIN' lAME! tHX!
              
              sTYLE wARS            tO lOUSY fOR wORDS ;) hEY, nUR eIN wITZ
                                    sCHAU lIEBER, dASS diE bbS lAUEFT =)
              
              mOGUE                 yOPS! tHX iN aDVANCE fOR dA aSCIIS!

              pRIDE                 wHERE iS dA tRSI-cD?
                                                        


                         “ h “ a “ t “ r “ e “ d
                         ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^        
                         gOES oUT tO diZ pERSONS        
                                                        
                           [lIKE aLWAYS :) ]

                             wHIZ^lGC                   
                              sTEVE^lGC                 
                               pULSEMAN^bNT                                   
                                tHE dODGER^dC1                           
                                 cAPT. pICARD^gERMANY                      



           “ p “ l “ a “ c “ e “ s “ t “ r “ e “ a “ c “ h “ m “ e “
           ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                               
             lITHIUM, 
             dEATH ROW, 
             bOONDOCKS, 
             sPIRIT oF SOUL, 
             hOMELESS,
             sPIRITUAL rEALITY, 
             tHE cHANNEL, 
             mETAL cONNEXTION,
             sKY tOWER,
             oASIS,
             dIAL hARD,...

             oR aNY eLITE bBS sYSTEM yA sEE mE aT!
          
                   dON'T bE sHY! jUST dROP mE
                        a mAIL tHERE!
























                    ______
                  .//_____\,    
                   \\ ¦.¦ /    
                   _\\_-_/_.           iF yA cAN sHOOT, sHOOT -
                  ( /  :  \ \ 
                 / /   :   \ \                     dON't tALK!
                 \,_,_,:,_,_\/`).                              
                   |   |   | (//\\
                .-./,,_|__,,\.-. \\
             dA!`------`-------'  `






















                    !hOPIN' sOMEONE uSES tHIS aSCIIS!
                           bYE ,.. dAtA^pDX

























      ____
      \  //                                                                  
    .--\//--------------------------------------------------------------.    
    ¦           ... aND fINALLY, hERE wE gO wITH tHE bBS aDDIES!        ¦    
    ¦                                                              /\\  ¦     
    `-------------------------------------------------------------/__\\-'