Preview
/* This program is Smokeprotected (S) 1998 All mushies smoken
Cake of DASK presents "Vodka" in the year of 1998.
Requests goes to macaw@hotmail.com (subj=ascii). */
#include <amifont.com>
As Cake slowly lowered the pibe to pass it on to his fellow tribe member,
Flower, he carefully opened another bottle of vodka. "Ahh" he moaned, "vodka,
can't live without it".
.--------------------------------------------------------.
| :::: |
| :: vodka, can't live without it.. |
| ______ _ ______ |
__|_\\ |________________\ || __________ |
__|__ | /\ ___ |_____|_ _ //_________|____
_// __|| // \ \ __| / ___\___
\_ / \ /_ || \
//______________/ _/ \\__ _____________| \\_____| \\_
| cke _/ \____ |____ //____________/ || _/
| _ )_ \\ _// |________//
| |____________/ |
| :: |
| :::: |
`--------------------------------------------------------'
"It's Wu-Tang motherfuck, mm yah, it's Wu-Tang motherfucker", it was Spice1
stereorag boosting away. Everybody at the party place, in the secret #klan area,
was totally stoned from Cakes "bag-pibe". This new invention from Cake, that
it was mushrooms that were to be smoked had been received with some sceptisism.
Acctually Flower didn't want to smoke the mushies at first, but after all little
competition he had to agree with the "bag-pibe" trick. Hmm, if i remeber it
correct, then we played "who has the biggest c*ck", and as usual it was Cake who
had taken the victory.
__________
_________________________________|| /________________________
___\ _|| || ___________/ |_ /___
____ _// ____|__. || __// \\_ ____
|::: \__________// |____________/ :::|
|:: cke|________ | ::|
|: /_________|| _______ :|
| __.------.______________/\ ___________________\ || |
| _|| \\ // __ |_ / _\__\_ _ \\_ || |___|_ |
| _// \ // _ __// \\_ \ \\_ \_____/ \_ \\_ |
|_____\________\/ \\__________//________/_____//_______/__________/______|
//___________\ isometrics, if it's big it's ours!
Even though Flower came in third (out of three ofcourse) he won our other belly-
button competition (yes, we were bored that evening). This competition was
Flowers favourit - we call it "rear-racer" (he sat on the toilet for 2 hours in
a row, while screaming "i just want my dear Kultura, and everything will be ok".
__.-------.___ ___________
_|| \\ // |_ ________ ___|____ |____
_// \ / \\_____.------._\_ _ |_____\\ _/ __|cke|_
.-\_________\/ _/ __ |_ / |_ \ \\_ \\_ \\--.
|___ do /__________| __// \\_/ \\_____/ |___// ________/ |
|____ you ___ \\_____________/ _/ \______|| ? /____| ________|
|_____| | remember __ /_________| summer ______________|
|_________| |___ last _________|
|__________|
Back on schedule. It was time for the ritual "dance-around", todays fool
were, ofcourse, Garflozzy, who ended up 4th in all competitions (eventhough
only three attended!). Maybe it is time for you to move on, "no hints, man,
but you just can't cope up with us anymore" Cake said in the telephone to Gar-
flozzy, "maybe you should come through with your true color, and go with the
rest to #remorse?" Cake continued.
"Yo mang, were's my bird when i need her?" it came from the toilet, where
Flower was playing his bag-pibe. "Errr, shut up mahn!" Spice1 said angrily,
since he had no party-girls this evening. "I wanna go to tha town mahn, anyone
with me?" Spice1 shouted, <arghumpf> it came again from the toilet, "count me
in" Flower groaned. "Arh, shit now i HAVE to go with you" Cake said disapointed.
"Hey, dont be sorry, we'll go to that place you love so much, it is Cosmic Girl,
right?" Spice1 said, hoping that Cake would give him back that "bag-pibe" with
the funky effect. "heck! you might even meet that girl from the bus there.."
"oy, that's raihjt.. ill just back tha gear!" Cake replied with a foolish smile
on his face.
__[GUB]__________________ __________ ________________________________
| [BI!] _| ___|_____/ |_ /__|_ /___ ||_ .......... |
| .......... _// |_ | /_ \\_ __ \_ __ \_ \\_ |
|____________\_____ |___________/_______/________/________/____[GRY]_|
\________|cke [DEN]
Everybody went to the limousine, with their gear in their hands. Cake was
the last one to enter the car, he was still wearing his foolish smile. "hey,
look at him mang, he looks like a foool on drugs mang.." Flower shouted out of
the window while his long hippy hair was flying to meter behind the car. "heh,
heh, hehe" Spice1 was getting the abstinences from not doing glue the last 5
hours. "heh, let's kick Flower of the car manh! That would be totally wild!!".
"err, nobody toucjesss my assh" Flower replied to Spice1. "erh, maybe you should
take some of tha glue mang, it looks like you have a virus or something". "heh,
heh, heh" - the driver looked like he was anonyed by Spice1's laughter. "ill
grab the glue then.."
a
looks you have .----. virus..
..it _.-._________ like _________ _______ | :: |__________
_.--._ __| :_______ |_____| ______ || _____ |__| ____________ `---.
| :: `-' _____|# /____________\' `/____\ '|______/" ,_| :: |
|_____:__\ | _ __ |_ | ____ \______/_______|
|; |; _|: |____/ | #| "| ,_|
_ _ |______/' _|_ _ :|________/
/__________|' \\________| /_________|cke
The limo stopped outside "Gubbi-Gryden" - also known as the place to get
babes. Spice1 went totally crazy from seeing all the shemales there..
ÛßßßßßßßßßßßßßßÛ ÜÜÜÜÜ ÛßßßßßÛÜÜÜÛßßßßßßßßßßÛ
Û ÛÛÛÛÛßßÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÜÛßß Ü ÛÜ ÜÜÜÜÛßßßßßß ÛÛÛÜÜÜÜÜÜ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û
Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ÜÜÜÜÜÛ ÜÜÜÜÛÛÛÜ ÛÜÛ ÜÜÜÜÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÜÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û Û
ÜÜÜÜÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ ÛÛÛ ÜÜÜÜÜÜ Ü ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÜÜÜÜÛ ÛÜÜÜ
Ûßßß ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ Û ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ Û ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ ßßßÛ
°²°°°°ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ°Û°ÛÛÛ°ÛÛÛÛ°Û°Û°ÛÛÛÛÛ°ÛÛÛ°ÛÛÛÛÛ°Û°ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ°Û°°°°²°
Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ ÜÜÜÛ
Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û ÛÛÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ ÛÜÜÜÛÛÛ °° ß ÜÜÛ
Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ °° ß ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛßÛ ÛÛÛÛÜ ÛÜ
Û ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ ° ° ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ ÛÛßßß Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ Û
Ûßßß Û ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û ÛÛÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ Ûßßßßßß ßÛÛÛÛÛÝßßßÛ
°²°°°°Û°ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ°ÛÛÛÛÜÜÜÛ°ÛÛÛ°ÜÜÜÜÛÛÛÛ°ÛÜÜÜÛÛÛÛÛ°Û°ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ°ÛÛÛÛß°°°°²°
ÛÜÜÜ Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ Û Û ßßßßß Û ÛÛÛß ÜÜÜÜÛ
Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û ßßßßßßßßß ÜÜÜ Ûß
Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ ÛßßßßßßÛ ÛÛÛÛ Û
Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ ßßßßßß ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ
ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ ßßßßßßß Ûcke^dsk ßßßßßßßßßß* S T O N E H E N G E *
ßßßßßßßßßßß
And there she was, Cake's bus-ride shemale. But hey, what is wrong with the
picture.. She was kissing another girl "oh shjeith" Cake shouted, and went
straight over to them. "Hey howcome she is kissin' another shemale??" Cake said
while going beserk on some localfool.
ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ ÛßßßÛ ÛßßßÛ ²
² Û ÜÜÜ Û ² Û Û Û Û Û Û °
Ü Ü ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ Û Û ÛÜÜÜÜÛ Û ÛÜÛ Û ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ Ü Ü
ÜÜÜÜÜÜ Û Û ÜÜ Ü ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ Û ÜÜÜ ÜÜÜ
[GUBBI] Û ÜÜÜÜ Û Û Û Û Û Ü Ü Û Û Ü Û Û Û ÜÜÜÜ [GRYDEN]
Ü Ü ÜÜÜÜ Û ßßßß ßßßÛ Û ß Û Û ß ß Û ß ß Û Û ßßßß
Û ßßßßßßßßßßß ßßßßÛ ßßßßßßßßßßßßß ßßßßßß Ûßßßß ß ß
² ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßÛÜÜÜÛßÛ ß ÛßÛ ß Ûßßßßßßßßß ² cke
± ßßßßß ßßßßß °
"Yo, mang, calm down.. you just need some of theese" said the localdrug-
dealer. "hmm, you look familiar to me.." Cake took a break, and tried to clear
his mind with some glue from Spice1's jacket. "hey mang, iii knowd whod youd
ared!! youd are Bbbbaloo?!!" Flower said. "Ye, that's right mang, now i have
to go, someone has taken my login!" the drugdealer roarched.
ÛßßßßßÛ
Û ÜÜÛ Û ÛßßßßßßßßßßÛcke^dsk
ÛÜÜ Û ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ Û ÛßÛÛÛÛÛÛ ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßÛ
Û Û ÛÜÜÜÜÜÛ Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛßßÛÛ ÛßßßßßÛÛÛ Û
Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ Û ßßÛÛÛÛ ÛÜÛßß Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û
Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛßß ßßßßßßßÛ ÜÜÜÜÛ Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û
°°Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛßÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û ÛÛÛÛÛ Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û°°
Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û
Û ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ Ü ÜÜÜÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û
ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ ÜÜÜÛÛÛÜÜÜÛ ÛßßßÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û
someone ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ my ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ
has taken login!
"Let's go inside, and check out the chicks0rs" Flower said, and went for to
the mainentrance. "Please enter your NUP" the machine wrote on the tiny green
screen. "Hey, heheh,eh,hehheeheh, it looks like an alien!" Spice1 said while
slipping out from reality more more..
ÛßßßÛÜ
ÛßßßßßßßßßßßßÛ Û ÛÜ ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ
Û ÛßßßßßÛÛÛÛ ÛÜÛ Û ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ Û
Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÝÜÜÜÜÜ Û Û ÜÜÜÜÛ Û
°°Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÝÛÛÛÛÛ Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ßßÛ°°
Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÝÛÛÛÛÛ Û Û ßßßßßßß Û
Ûß Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÝÛÛÛÛÛ Û Û Ûßßßßßßßß
Û ßÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÝßßßßßßÛ Û Ûcke^dsk
ßÛÜÜ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛßÛÜÜ Û Û
Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û ÛÜÜÜÛ
ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ
But suddently Spice1 felt sick, he just had to puke.. "i - i - i" <uuulrik!>
it came from the bushes were Spice1 was hiding (you can get killed in the #klan
district for puking i publicplaces!).
Five minutes later Spice1 came back from the bushes with to partygirls
surounding him, "i hmm i dont feel like im on top of everything, let's go home".
ÜÛßßßÛÜ ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ
Û ÜÛÜ Û Û ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ
ÛÜ Û ßßßßß ßßßÛ ÛÛÛÛÝÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ Û
Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û ÛÛÛÛÝÛ ÜÜÜÜÜÛ Û
Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û ÛÛÛÛÝÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛ ßßÛ
°°Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÜÜÜÛÛÝÛ ßßßßßßßß Û°°
Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÜÜÜÜÜÜ Û Ûßßßßßßßßß
Û ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÛÛÛÛ Û Û Û Ûcke^dsk
ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ Û Û Û
i'm on top! ÛÜÜÜÛ
Now that was the very end of another partyadventure in the DASK-ghettos. Not
everything in here is fiction (ok, the competitions didnt take place, sorry!).
I will just stop here, before i start messing my new jeans again (yes, im
writing this on a piece of toilet-paper!).
.................
:: .......... :::
:: ::: ... :: :::
:: ::: :: :: :::
:: ::: ::..:: :::
:: :::........:::
::
::
:: grrrreeetings:
::
::.......................
:: flower : whopa, rcvd the viewer by mail?
:: spice1 : call me or ill take your mushrooms!
:: baloo : hmm, let me know if you'll be heading
:: towards Norway with us..
:: #daskmig: hey-ho og "LUE" to you.. see you at
:: The Gathering 98!
:: wk : thanks for the bot.
:: n_death : heh, muffels for you then.
:: #rng : we will rule TCP98, we know it ;)
:: #every1 : sorry for not greeting you :P
::................................................
@BEGIN_FILE_ID.DIZ o$o
$ü$
$ $
.oooooo$a$ao
¬üý""""""""ýüO
$ oO$$$$$ü$üü"
$ $$$$$$$ $
$ $$$$$$$ $ .vodka.
$ $$$$$$$ $
$ $$$$$$$ $ .collection by cake.
$ $$$$$$$ $
$ "ýüüüý" $ .dask production.
üOoaaaaaoOü
@END_FILE_ID.DIZ
256 = 1b, the end.