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 I Want My Respect             OrlingO

             The Official driveby story




                                  W A N T

                                    M Y

                               R E S P E C T

The now following story is the complete Divine Stylers/House of style

drive-by story...

Things you need to now:

Mortimer Twang & Orlingo both were members of the ascii group

Divine Stylers.

Mortimer Twang left Divine Stylers to join House Of Style.

Orlingo didn't like this and did a drive by on House Of Style.

Mortimer Twang did a drive-by on Divine Stylers...

Orlingo decided that there should come an end to all the shooting and came

up with a little conclusion.

So the now following story is written by Mortimer Twang and Orlingo..

                  House Of Style have been out stealing...

                 They stole our main man Mortimer Twang...

                    I want him back in Divine Stylers..

                      And I'm ready to kill for it...

                So the HOS-Posse better watch their back...

                    'Cause I AIN'T NO FUCKING JOKE....

     I got my Drive-By Car ready, homies in the back, guns loaded.....

               Pumping that Drive-By Music in the Stereo...

                    All hyped up..... I'm ready man...

                       Yo holmes.. there they walk...

                              CLick, CLick..

                                B O O M...

                        There ain't no brick left..

                   I've blown the complete House away....

                     Haha.. now look who's stealin'...

                               Chapter Two..


                 M E E T S   T H E   T R I B E F A T H E R

                              Mortimer Twang

              |    (= we call it clash of the titans =)     ¡

              |                                             |

              |   in the tonites episode of 'the payback'   |

          _ __|_____________________________________________|_ _

              !                                             !

                           SHIT HAPPENED SO FAR...

          Linkoping, Sweden, Europe. The City is silent. All you can

        hear is the wind. But if you listen closely you can hear some

       sound from the ghetto. As we all know, every city has a ghetto.

             Ghettos have different names. In Linkoping, the most

                    criminal area is called 'skaggetorp'.

     But Skaggetorp is not famous bcoz that its a dangerous place to be.

         No, the most attractive thing in Skaggetorp is actually the

   Divine Stylers Clubhouse. The House that the whole Divine Stylers Posse

                 used to drink 'olde English' and 'martini'.

                  until the tribe father and former of this

       very special group, Mortimer Twang mysteriously dissappeared...

          a war started. the Whole house of style got badly injured

     after Orlingo and his hood did a drive by at the house of style(tm).


                               Its payback time

House of Style (tm) posse is cruisin around. Looking for the way to

Skaggetorp. It's hard to find the way on the swedish country side..

Axeblade   : (Where is the god damn tape?) We gotta get even, man.

Mortimer   : Word!

Nike       : Word!

Ramon      : (Puffin on a blunt, passin it round)

Whirlwind  : (puff) Word

Wishbringer: Word, Holmes

   ...ala is the way that we rock when...

...ural line that the refu...

Nike demands to get some real shit in the loudspeakaz, all the way up

to sweden they had be listening to the fugees

Nike     : Yo, turn this shit off,essê

Ramon    :(looking for a tape with some real drive by musak... )

          (caugh) there goes dino.. lets tail hio!

Whirlwind: word!

Axeblade : word

Mortimer : word!

Nike     : word!

Wishie   : (puff) wooooooord!

                          (screeeeech! car stops

           suddenly, the doobiest gang in the lowrider spot dino

                      walkin down the skaggetorp ave.

Ramon, suggests that they should let dino lead them to the secret hideout

they have been living in for some months since Orlingo did start the


Mortimer   : Word!

Axeblade   : i know where hes goin'

Nike       : shhh!

Whirlwind  : (puff) word!

Ramon      :(loadin his glock, passin ammo.... )

Wishbringer: word, holmes

Ramon      : (deep breath)  Ok, lets do it, ready ?? (puff)

Whirlwind  : word!

Axeblade   : word

Mortimer   : word!

Nike       : word! (cough,puff)

Wishie     : (puff) wooooooord!

        Everybody in House Of Style knows the routine. Schlik-schak...

                 (car moves in perfect driveby speed, again)

driveby music in the background

..... hangin out the window ... ratatata

.... with my magnum.... boom....

..some puto..ratatatatatata .. schick-schak

....local kid-.... rhahahahahahahah

.... there is something u cant understaaaand... i just could kill a man ratatatata

                        E   P   I   L   O   G   U   E

                               3 weeks later...

Ramon      : Oh look there's Orlingo!

Mortimer   : Word!

Axeblade   : you know what to do...

Nike       : word!

Whirlwind  : (puff) word! (still puffin on a blunt, passin it round)

Wishbringer: word, holmes

music: now take a deep breath...

        ... then pass it to the left..



        / __________________________ \                      .-/

_______/ /                          \ \________             | |.-.

©Mt  \  (____________________________)  /     /          .-.| || þ

\     \ /                            \ /     /           | l| || |

 \     \\             __             //   __/   MEXICO.  `--. `' j   Orlingo

  \     \\            \/            //   / /____2_miles_____| |_______.____

   \_____\\_                      _// __/_/                 | |


       \_______j             l________/

                                                      ...The story so far

1) Mortimer Twang left Divine Stylers for House Of Style.

2) Orlingo/Divine Stylers did a drive-by on the Hos-Posse.

3) Divine Stylers stayed low for a while to cool things down.

4) Things didn't cool down, and Hos were looking for revenge

5) Hos found themselfs driving thru sweden trying find the DS! hideout.

6) Hos Found the DS! hideout by simply following Dino/DS.

7) Hos kinda shot most of the DS! members. but they only killed DJ Gizmo.

8) They didn't find Orlingo so they drove of. Due to some strange and weird

   coincidence they ended up in Mexico,found Orlingo, and hanged him on a


And now the story continious..




        / __________________________ \                      .-/

_______/ /                          \ \________             | |.-.

©Mt  \  (____________________________)  /     /          .-.| || þ

\     \ /                            \ /     /           | l| || |

 \     \\             __             //   __/   MEXICO.  `--. `' j   Orlingo

  \     \\            \/            //   / /____2_miles_____| |_______.____

   \_____\\_                      _// __/_/                 | |


       \_______j             l________/

shame on you when yo. st.p to... .he ol. .irty. ...tard....broo..yn zoo.

After the Hos-Driveby car drove of, Orlingo hang on the cactus for a while,

looking at the landscape in front of him wondering how he's going to tell

his mom why he didn't made it to dinner..

It was very hot that day in the dessert, and Orlingo felt thirsty. He

yelled at the ice-cream man that passed by, but the man was def, but not

the jam, so the man passed by without noticing Mr. Freshness himself.

In the distance he could here some kids yelling.. 'The Ice-Cream man is

coming', and it reminded him of something.. he heard that same sentence out

in the Brooklyn Zoo.. and Orlingo started humming a little tune..

"STOP THAT NOICE", someone yelled from behind Orlingo.. Orlingo kinda woke

up out of the trance that he hummed himself in, and looked around, he saw a

very nice girl walking from behind him, "Oh hello", Orlingo said,"Sorry

'bout the noice, I thought no one could hear me.". "well I can!", the girl

said,"What are you doing here?", she asked.

Orlingo told the girl the entire story that had happened so far.

"Well, that's something" the girl said.. "Jups",Orlingo answered..

"But aren't you tired from hanging on that cactus?", The girl said. "Well,

A bit, could you help me off?", Orlingo asked, and with the quickness of a

Wu-Twang Swordsman the girl cut the rope that keeped Orlingo clinged to the


"Come with me to my house." The girl said. "Me and my Sisters could use a

man... to... well.. you know..". "I know", Orlingo said, and with a smile on

his face he followed the girl.

After a 13 mile walk they arrived at the House..

                               'Wild Palms'

it said on a sign above the door. And in some grafitti like chars someone

wrote "Black Sista" below it..

The girl introduced Orlingo to all her sista's, and showed Orlingo his

chamber.. '36', it said on the door..

Orlingo entered the room.. With a big *BANG* the door closed and Orlingo

was left alone in his chamber.

There was a computer in one corner, 'Amiga' was written al over it..

"hmm", Orlingo thought, and looked around..there was a big window on one

side, it looked out across a garden, it looked like some sort of Japanese

'Bonzai' garden.. he opened the window, and heard some weird sounds, it

reminded him of the tunes he got from Mortimer Twang when he was still down

with Divine Stylers.

On the wall opposite to the window there was a big stack of video tapes..

'The art of Shadowboxing', was written on the top tape..

"Nice", Orlingo thought, and switched on the Amiga.. quickly he found his

way to Protracker and started playing with some of the samples that he

always carries with him... after a long time someone knocked on the door..

Orlingo walked to the door and opened it. He got really surpised when he

saw that the person who knocked on the door was no one other then Radavi.

"What are you doing here?". "Well, that's a long story, but I can tell it

in a few sentences." Radavi said. "Go ahead." Orlingo replied.

And Radavi started; After you did that Driveby on Hos, Mortimer started to

think about the whole situation, he came to the conclusion that he kinda

betrayed Divine Stylers, and started to feel unhappy in Hos. But at the

same time he started to feel unhappy all the other Hos members started

asking Mortimer about plans to get back on DS! by doing a drive by..

He didn't wanted to do that 'cause he still felled connected to the entire

DS! Posse, and he even still was close friends with Trivial, so Mortimer

didn't feel like doing a driveby.

But the Hos posse drugged Mortimer, and made him drive the car to sweden,

they did the drive by, but with Mortimer still on drugs they forgot the way

home and ended up in mexico where they by accident ran in to you. They hang

you on a cactus, and left.

But after that Mortimer managed to escape and found this empty house in the

middle of mexico, he called some friends of him that supported him

through out the entire affair, and started a group with them.

But something was missing, he missed he Soulbro, but since he didn't know

where the Hos posse left you he sended his Black Sista out on a mission to

find you, she did and brought you here.

So the only thing he wants to say is that it isn't his fault that things

worked out the way they worked out, and he hopes that everything is aight

between the two of you..

'Well', Orlingo said.. 'People do weird things sometimes.. I did a drive

by, Mortimer did a drive by. I guess 2 drive by's are enough. I'm down with


And at that point Mortimer walked into the chamber.. Orlingo and Mortimer

apologied to each other..and everything was cool, and everything still is


Orlingo now lives together with the Black Sista's, together with Radavi,

Celtic and Mortimer Twang..

They promised eachother to never do another driveby, and only concentrate

on doing things with a certain vibe in them..

                                 THE END!


So.. now you know the entire story.. I started it, and I ended it..

             You may have noticed that the House Of Style posse

             are writing stuff in their collections that looks

             like it's a follow up of the story you just read..

             Well, for them it is... You see, We from Black Sista

             have acces to some really STATE OF THE ART electronics,

             and we have the possibility to create holographic

             images, just like the ones you see in the holorooms in

             Star-Trek. We have captured the entire House Of style,

             and put them in a little Holoroom, and now we're like

             playing around with them..

               Just like puppetmasters with their puppets..

            ___           ________  ________             ______

   ________/  /_/\_______)  _____/_)  _____/____________)  ___/____

   \    _____/_   ____      ___/      ___/      ____   _ _____    /

    \   \ _       \ _/      \ _       \ _       \  /___/   _ /   /

     \   \/   /\   \   _/\   \/   /\   \/   /\   \   \__   \/   /

      \      /  \___\     \______/  \______/  \___\     \      /

  ____ \____/ rN! /________\  __________________________ \____/ __   _

 |________________________________________________________________| |_|

Mortimer Twang: howdy.. see you around sometime

Funki: Hey Funkster... lukt het zo zonder bbs?

Ramon: You're in a Holoroom.. I can do anything with you...

The rest of HOS: I gotcha...

Radavi: blablablablabla.. netzo als altijd.. niks te melden..

MSW: hoi oase-vaarder

The rest: I'm kinda out of inspiration right now..

          Don't worry, I won't be comming back to the

          Ascii scene, I just needed to do this one..

          Because I felt like it..

Keep an Eye out for the Black Sista homepage, soon in a browser near you..

Meanwhile, don't E-mail me. Don't try to reach me.. just sit back and enjoy

For the HipHoppers:

                            buy the Chino Xl album now!

Really.. just buy it.. do it for me..

credits: Mortimer Twang & Orlingo... oh, and Ramon for that greets logo


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