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(C) PWS 1993.
Sick of being kicked off pirate boards because you don't sound like a guru
hacker? No-one ever speaks to you on multiline boards? Does everyone move to
a different channel/conference when you arrive? Or do you just want to impress
your friends with your cool jargon?
If so, you need -=*LaMeRfRaZeR*=-. With -=*LaMeRfRaZeR*=- everything you
type gets translated to truncated illiterate BBSspeak. You will sound like a
real pro and everyone will think you're a way cool hacker with lots of 0 day
warez. Even if you're at 300 baud! Instantly everone will want to talk to
you: if they're not then its because they're trying to wrack their brains to
say something witty to you so you won't think they're lamers.
You can also translate your message texts or other documentation before
they are distributed.
Best of all, -=*LaMeRfRaZeR*=- moves with the times, and can be updated as
trends change in the world of BBSspeak.
-=*LaMeRfRaZeR*=- is invoked from the shell or CLI, but don't worry if you
don't know how to use the CLI because we have also provided a special AREXX
program that can easily be incorporated into either ToolManager (to be used
from the WorkBench) or your BBS program for instant and easy use.
Not convinced? How about a little demonstration:
You type: hey guys what software do you all have?
Out comes: yo dudez wot warez do u all got?
or:
You type: i had a PC clone before this computer.
Out comes: i had a PeeCee clown b4 diz 'puter.
or:
You type: im going to get into phone freaking.
Out comes: im gonna get inta fone phreaking.
or
You type: see you later people!
Out comes: c u l8r ppl!
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USAGE:
Type Lamerfrazer <text bbsspeak.lf
where "text" is the filename of your lamer-babble that needs to be
fixed...this MUST be a file, you cannot just enter loose text on the command
line.
bbsspeak.lf is the included file that provides the rules for converting
text to bbs-speak. This can be substituted for your own or other PWS released
vocabulary modules (look out for Sysopspeak for example).
To install -=*LaMeRfRaZeR*=- into your comms program, you will need one
that has an AREXX interface. The scripts for Term and Ncomm are included,
however you will need to modify one if you want to use a different terminal
program. Simply install the appropriate script into a macro, and activate!
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About PWS.
Be sure to catch our many other quality software releases:
PWSInfo Amiga diagnostic/benchmark program
GreatChess The definitive computerized chess game
PWSHiTerm High speed terminal program.
SoftAGA gave us a few chuckles did that one! ** It really works :) **
PWSMods Various atonal mods to make your ears bleed.
Soon to be inflicted upon the public:
PWSDemo yes our first ---++++===MeGa===+++--- Demo will be released some
time in the next few months...
Want to join in the fun at PWS? We are establishing PWS(M)C ...the Piss Weak
Software (Mega) Consortium: an international group of fans, supporters,
contributors and critics of PWS with the greater aim of increasing user
awareness and supporting higher standards of programming on the Amiga. As an
introductory offer, new members receive the PWS Gold Collection: the entire
PWS Collection on disk with a special preface written by the PWS founding
members, and even some rare, never before published PWS stuff, including mods,
programming outtakes, and other material not deemed suitable for general PWS
distribution.
l8r then dudez!