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@BEGIN_FILE_ID.DIZ
 
 
 
     to: FLAKE/TRISTAR & RED SECTOR INC
   from: MARK RYDER/HORD/MO'SOUL
subject: virus workshop.
 
 
 
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[ ·         T H I S   G O E S   O U T   T O   F L A K E / T R S I         · ]

Hi, this is mark ryder/hord/mo'soul speaking. the people who knows me know
I'm not the kind of person who takes  BULLSHIT  from some one just because
they're in some famous/great group or is looked up to by many.

I wrote a public letter in the middle of the night after spending seeeeeveral
hours trying to kill of the ebola link virus from my harddisk. if I had known
that virus workshop v5.5 and v5.8 wasn't able to  kill  the  virus  before  I
started "the killing" - it would have saved me hours and hours. so I wrote my
file just in case some one else had / would get my problem, and tried VW ..

FLAKE/TRSI (creator of virus workshop, for those who do not know)  reacted to
this letter by calling me a "unknown lamer" and saying I was writing the file
as a part of some propaganda (paranoid? nah, never.)

aaaanyways, I replied to that file - and he's replied on that file. now I'm
back again to reply on his file.

F1 = FLAKE/TRSI's first letter
M1 = my first answer
F2 = FLAKE/TRSI's latest reply

F1: Of course no name under the text, but I don`t suppose someone will
    sign this, as a risk of getting a personal comment from our side,
    so I will answer in a open letter:

M1 : oh, dear'y me! I didn't sign it, *sigh*.   seeing it was such a BIG and
     MAJOR release, that textfile, how in blooming hell could I be so stupid
     and un-focused NOT to sign it?  shit, I'm getting out the booze and the
     pills...overdose next...wow, look at all the bright colors!? blipp...

F2: Stay serious. You want to discuss in a real way or to booze ?????
    You wrote this "text" to the public, now you have to live with all it`s
    consequences, it maybe could have for you. Quite ironical indeed.

your first letter where you defended yourself so VERY seriously by just
tossing the idea that VW couldn't kill the ebola viri and calling me  a
lamer - now, THAT, that was REAL serious.

only consequences coming from writing that file is you acting arrogant,
not much else. I can live with that, honestly - I can.

M1: Ok, seriously: the file was written in a *BIG* hurry in the middle of the
    night, and I honestly forgot to sign it. all I wanted to do was to inform
    the un-lucky people out there who'd gotten the ebola virus from somewhere
    (anyone mentioned zcandler's elite list? nope.)   I  can  understand  you
    beeing upset about it, seeing I was putting down your little 'baby'. I am
    very deeply sorry if you've gotten any lasting  mental  scars  from  this
    incident.

F2: Oh boy. You haven`t listed a singel name of a file, which wasn`t recognized
    by VW. You forgot to send this file to me. You write not in a serious way,
    what did you expect ? Forget it...

VW recognized *ALL* the infected files. got some problems with your english
or something?   I've never said VW couldn't RECOGNIZE the files.   for  the
umphteen time:   VIRUS WORKSHOP *RECOGNIZED* AND THEN SAID IT *KILLED*  THE
EBOLA VIRUS FROM THE INFECTED FILES.  AFTER TURNING OFF THE MACHINE AND RE-
BOOTING, THE VIRUS WAS STILL THERE.  THIS HAPPENED 4 TIMES IN A ROW, UNTILL
I USED THAT OTHER GERMAN PROGRAM WHICH I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND A  SINGE  WORD
OF, BUT JUST GUESSED HOW TO USE IT -- AND IT *KILLED* THE EBOLA VIRUS! now,
I was going to spell this out   (like "V" for Victor, "I" for Ignorant etc,
but it was far to boring so if you still can't get it,   ask  some  one  to
translate for you .. )

I stated the facts, and I threw in some  "not serious"  lines here and there
because it felt to up-tight and stupid to write about a subject like this as
if it was the REAL ebola virus we were talking about.   I know this might be
serious to  you  - getting your program dissed like this -  then  maybe  you
should try beeing serious yourself?

M1: ..and "why havn't you replied earlier?" -> I've been in the military!!!!!
    for 6 days, then I went to a psychologist.  threw  me out of the military
    they did, after having read the psychologists report.  maybe that's why I
    couldn't get virusworkshop v5.5/5.8 to kill the ebola?  I WAS INZANE WHEN
    I TRIED IT! YES! YES! YEEEEES!!! errr, no - I wasn't.

F2: Try to stay serious boy....

HU-MOUR (US hu-mor): 1 [U] quality of beeing amusing or comic: a story full
                     of humour · recognize the humour of a situation.
                     2 [U] ability to appreciate things, situations or
                     people that are comic; ability to be amused: she lacks
                     humour · he has got a good sense of humour.
                     3 [U, sing] (fml) person's state of mind; mood; temper:
                     be in (an) excellent humour · I'll do it when the
                     humour takes me.
                     4 [C] (arch) any of the four liquids (blood, phlegm,
                     choler, melancholy) in the body that were once thought
                     to determine a person's mental and physical qualities.
                     5 (idm) out of humour (dated fml) in a bad mood.

F1: You write that VW said it would try to remove the EBOLA, but it
    fails at some files. Sounds crazy, as I checked the whole routines
    several times and I had about 100 testsamples, which all got

M1: if you'd read the text, you'd understood. 2 times VW crashed when trying
    to de-crunch my trash'em-one file. pissed me off, so I deleted the whole
    file and re-booted.  then i went through and killed  *everything*  on my
    harddisk one time -- turned the machine off -- turned on again and had 2
    kill everything once more (still using VW..) and turned off. when turnin
    on the machine, and VirusWorkshop still reporting the  Ebola Link virus,
    I came to the conclusion that VIRUSWORKSHOP DOES NOT KILL THE EBOLA VIRI
    ... do you find that strange?

F2: You wrote that already...

I know, just had to repeat it since some one didn't seem to understand my
message too clearly.

F1: To you, unkown author, I don`t beliefe you a single word. I see this
    text as a part of propaganda. If you really want to help the people,
    then write a little bugreport and send it with name to us.

M1: you've already GOT a bug-report! just for fun, my hardware configuration:

F2: A bug report from a unknown sender expressed in the public. Stay serious
    and try to be real a scener ...

oh great scene-god, thou of whom many speakth so valiantly. fill me with thy
knowledge of that of which they have come to know as beeing "a scener". thou
powers are stupendous, thou wisdom infinite.   be so kind as to grant an un-
worthy soul as mine the gift of "scene-ness",  for I can not become one with
the scene without thou great wisdom and power.

( - children, let us all join hands and say "thank you mr.scene police")

M1: so now you can read what I did, and you know what programs I had running
    on each startup. (hey, stop calling my user-startup lame! :))

F2: I haven`t said this...

the obvious humour and the smily at the end should have told you something,
then again...

F1: I am wondering, why you don`t give us your name. Any problems with
    that ?

M1: no, it's: Mark Ryder/Capcom/Mo'soul.

F2: Thanks, but we know your name already.

THEN WHY THE HELL DID YOU ASK? sheeeeEEEEEeeeeEEEEEEEez-us!!!!

F1: Anyway, a nice try, but VirusWorkshop is able to recognize
    and repair the EBOLA linkvirus.

M1: you can run around and scream about this as much as you  didn't,   but
    the fact is: virusworkshop DID NOT KILL THE EBOLA VIRUS. sorry, that's
    the way it is on my machine, and that's what I'll preach 'till you can
    produce something which actually works.

F2: FACT is that you scream around something, which you cannot proof in any
    way. FACT is, that you behave not serious. FACT is, that you wrote
    anonymous. FACT is that you seem not to be able to discuss in a serious
    way.

a lot of FACTs beeing thrown around here. let me try it once:  FACT  is  that
your program was not able to kill the ebola link virus off my harddisk.  FACT
is that you behave like some arrogant kid who just learned that  something of
his doesn't work - and now he can't deal with that situation.   FACT is, your
program didn't work the way it should.

F1: Try it better the next time, my little lame unknown author....

M1: ooooOOoOoOooOoooOOOOoOh! it's nice to see that people  can  take  some
    critisism.   your sarcasm and virusworkshop  has  one thing in common:
    they don't work.   (fuck you if you can't  take  getting  some sarcasm
    in return.)

F2: Your letter was a like a "rom. Warbird" shooting on a not protected
    klingeon medical ship. Luck of the medical ship, that the 5 "Bird of
    Prey" ships got visible and pushed up their shields (if you know some-
    thing of TNG) and put their 1. laser spules under energy...

     "FACT is that you seem not to be able to discuss in a serious way."
                                                            quote: FLAKE/TRSI

when the computer store I shop at gets their finger out of  a certain hole,
and send me the iOMEGA ZIP-DRIVE, I'm going to low-level format my harddisk
'cause of some problems with the set-up/chache's/etcetc.   (they  said they
had some "delivery problems" with it,  so it could take over a month before
I got the drive..) aaaaaanyroads,  WHEN  I  get the drive and when I'm done
backing my HD up - I'll infect my drive with the ebola virus again and give
you a FULL report over which files  are infected and what VW is saying it's
doing. O.K? will that help in any way ?!?  hope  so  because the ebola is a
nasty one. wish I could squeeze Dustin Hoffman into my harddrive..

thanks for your time. have a good one on me!

                                                    - MARK RYDER/HORD/MO'SOUL

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| :                 |____/                    :   |____/       :[kAm]     |
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|               =>>>  AMiGA:     c·R·U·x     WORLD-HQ  <<<=               |
|               =>>>  AMiGA: h·E·L·L·F·i·R·e SWISS-HQ  <<<=               |
|               =>>>  AMiGA:   i·N·S·A·N·e   SWISS-HQ  <<<=               |
|               =>>>  AMiGA:   m·O·T·i·O·n   SWiSS-HQ  <<<=               |
|               =>>>  SNES!:  a·N·T·H·R·O·x  SWiSS-HQ  <<<=               |
|               =>>>  SEGA!:  a·N·T·H·R·O·x  SWiSS-HQ  <<<=               |
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|                          Sysop:  FURY/PRESTiGE                          |
|        Cosysops:  DEATHKNiGHT, BEAST, ECHO&GUIDO, SNAKE & DELBOY        |
|                       -[dEViL&rAVEN]-, aRTiC CAT!                       |
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|                 [ NODE-1: 33.6 V.34+]  [ +41 ASK-4-iT ]                 |
|                 [ NODE-2: 33.6 V.34+]  [ +41 ASK-4-iT ]                 |
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|                 [ NODE-4: ISDN X.75 ]  [ +41 ASK-4-iT ]                 |
|                 [ NODE-5: ISDN X.75 ]  [ +41 ASK-4-iT ]                 |
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