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hOOdLUM MhQ          \    /  ShAdOWER/[hLM/sNK/iNS/dLM/n&B]
  INSaNE USHQ         \  /       /\utopsy[hLM],ExOcEt[AtX/ARCLitE]
    SNEaKERS TRHQ      \/            LiNebACkeR/[nUT&bOLt]
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        NUT & BOLT WHQ      
          HYBRiD HQ                      
                        
                          nODE 1: +1-8o1-476-9o68
                          nODE 2: +1-8o1-479-4678
                          nODE 3: +1-8o1-476-8916
                          nODE 4: +1-8o1-479-o267
                          nODE 5: ++ASK-4-TELNET


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@BEGIN_FILE_ID.DIZFLAKE-TRSI-FLAKE-TRSI-FLAKE-TRSI-FLAKE-TRSI!
 
  to FLAKE of TRSI about VIRUSWORKSHOP and
ebola blablablablab answer to your textfile!
 
FLAKE-TRSI-FLAKE-TRSI-FLAKE-TRSI-FLAKE-TRSI!
@END_FILE_ID.DIZ

got back from the military, and I found a little  textfile  written  by
mr.virusworkshop himself -> FLAKE/TRSI. here's what he wrote and what I
have to say about it. 

>Of course no name under the text, but I don`t suppose someone will
>sign this, as a risk of getting a personal comment from our side,
>so I will answer in a open letter:

oh, dear'y me! I didn't sign it, *sigh*.   seeing it was such a BIG and
MAJOR release, that textfile, how in blooming hell could I be so stupid
and un-focused NOT to sign it?  shit, I'm getting out the booze and the
pills...overdose next...wow, look at all the bright colors!? blipp...

Ok, seriously: the file was written in a *BIG* hurry in the middle of the
night, and I honestly forgot to sign it. all I wanted to do was to inform
the un-lucky people out there who'd gotten the ebola virus from somewhere
(anyone mentioned zcandler's elite list? nope.)   I  can  understand  you
beeing upset about it, seeing I was putting down your little 'baby'. I am
very deeply sorry if you've gotten any lasting  mental  scars  from  this
incident.

..and "why havn't you replied earlier?" -> I've been in the military!!!!!
for 6 days, then I went to a psychologist.  threw  me out of the military
they did, after having read the psychologists report.  maybe that's why I
couldn't get virusworkshop v5.5/5.8 to kill the ebola?  I WAS INZANE WHEN
I TRIED IT! YES! YES! YEEEEES!!! errr, no - I wasn't.

>You write that VW said it would try to remove the EBOLA, but it
>fails at some files. Sounds crazy, as I checked the whole routines
>several times and I had about 100 testsamples, which all got

if you'd read the text, you'd understood. 2 times VW crashed when trying
to de-crunch my trash'em-one file. pissed me off, so I deleted the whole
file and re-booted.  then i went through and killed  *everything*  on my
harddisk one time -- turned the machine off -- turned on again and had 2
kill everything once more (still using VW..) and turned off. when turnin
on the machine, and VirusWorkshop still reporting the  Ebola Link virus,
I came to the conclusion that VIRUSWORKSHOP DOES NOT KILL THE EBOLA VIRI
... do you find that strange?

>To you, unkown author, I don`t beliefe you a single word. I see this
>text as a part of propaganda. If you really want to help the people,
>then write a little bugreport and send it with name to us.

you've already GOT a bug-report! just for fun, my hardware configuration:

amiga 1200 w/viper 68030 8mb fastram accelerator card
             rotten 28.8k no-name piece of crap modem
             western digital 425mb ide harddisk
             powerSCSI cd-rom

my STARTUP-SEQUENCE is the standard commodore startup-sequence, so no need
to list. my USER-STARTUP is like this:

*** BEGIN ***

copy > NIL: SYS:S/RAM.info TO RAM:Disk.info                                                  ; added by MagicWB
tdx >nil:
run >nil: C:MagicWB-Demon 4,123,123,123 5,175,175,175 6,170,144,124 7,255,169,151 8,0,0,255  ; added by MagicWB

rtpatch >nil:
fastmemfirst
addbuffers hd0: 10 >nil:
addbuffers hd1: 100 >nil:
addbuffers df0: 15 >nil:

assign DELIPLAYERS: hd0:deliplayers/
assign NCOMM: hd0:ncomm/

;BEGIN DirectoryOpus 5
ASSIGN DOpus5: "boot:Opus5"
PATH DOpus5:c Add 
;END DirectoryOpus 5

assign dance_diverse_#2_01: hd1:demos/dance_diverse2/
assign dance_diverse_#2_02: hd1:demos/dance_diverse2/
assign dance_diverse_#2_03: hd1:demos/dance_diverse2/
assign dance_diverse_#2_04: hd1:demos/dance_diverse2/
assign dance_diverse_#2_05: hd1:demos/dance_diverse2/
assign dance_diverse_#2_06: hd1:demos/dance_diverse2/
assign dance_diverse_#2_07: hd1:demos/dance_diverse2/
assign dance_diverse_#2_08: hd1:demos/dance_diverse2/
assign dance_diverse_#2_09: hd1:demos/dance_diverse2/
assign dance_diverse_#2_10: hd1:demos/dance_diverse2/
assign dance_diverse_#2_11: hd1:demos/dance_diverse2/
assign dance_diverse_#2_12: hd1:demos/dance_diverse2/
assign dance_diverse_#2_13: hd1:demos/dance_diverse2/

assign DL: hd1:downloads/
assign ASCII: hd1:ts/ascii/
assign CAPCOM: hd1:ts/capcom/

;BEGIN MUI
if exists "boot:MUI"
   assign MUI: "boot:MUI"
   if exists MUI:Libs
      assign add LIBS: MUI:Libs
   endif
   if exists MUI:Locale
      assign add LOCALE: MUI:Locale
   endif
   version >nil: exec.library 39
   if not warn
      if exists MUI:Docs
         if exists HELP:dummy ; do not remove
         endif                ; this entry!
         assign add HELP: MUI:Docs
      endif
   endif
endif
;END MUI
assign >NIL: MagicWB: SYS:Prefs/MagicWB-Images

;BEGIN DeluxePaintV
Assign DPaintV: "boot:DPaintV" defer
;END DeluxePaintV

;BEGIN DOpus
ASSIGN DOpus: "boot:"
;END DOpus

Path "SYS:SquirrelSCSI/SCSIMounter" ADD
SCSIMounter >NIL: DEVICE=squirrelscsi.device UNIT=3 QUIET

assign ab3d1: boot:ab3d/
assign ab3d2: boot:ab3d/

cpu databurst >nil:
;BEGIN Borrrderline
if exists "work:demos/Borrrderline"
   assign Borrrderline1: "work:demos/Borrrderline"
   assign Borrrderline2: "work:demos/Borrrderline"
   assign Borrrderline3: "work:demos/Borrrderline"
endif
;END Borrrderline

*** END ***

so now you can read what I did, and you know what programs I had running
on each startup. (hey, stop calling my user-startup lame! :))

>I am wondering, why you don`t give us your name. Any problems with
>that ?

no, it's: Mark Ryder/Capcom/Mo'soul.

>Anyway, a nice try, but VirusWorkshop is able to recognize
>and repair the EBOLA linkvirus.

you can run around and scream about this as much as you  didn't,   but
the fact is: virusworkshop DID NOT KILL THE EBOLA VIRUS. sorry, that's
the way it is on my machine, and that's what I'll preach 'till you can
produce something which actually works.

>Try it better the next time, my little lame unknown author....

ooooOOoOoOooOoooOOOOoOh! it's nice to see that people  can  take  some
critisism.   your sarcasm and virusworkshop  has  one thing in common:
they don't work.   (fuck you if you can't  take  getting  some sarcasm
in return.)

in conclusion: virusworkshop is great, but has some bugs like  every  other
program 'out there'. but that doesn't make it a bad program. VW is the best
all-round virus killer available in my opinion -- but it couldn't  kill  my
ebola problem. take the critisism/bug-report,  do whatever you like  -  but
there is no way in hell I'll have you run around calling me  lamer  because
you didn't like it that your own program didn't work.

thanks for virusworkshop.

                                                - MARK RYDER/CAPCOM/MO'SOUL

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|_________________________     _ ________:    |__________________________ |
|___  ______\_  /____ \   |__________    |    |____ \_______  ___  ______\|
| |   l/    / \/| \__  \  |      /  |   _|    | \__  \  __/   /|   l/    /|
| |   /    /    |   |   \ |     /   |   \_    :   |   \ \    / |   /    / |
| ø  /    /     |   |    \_    /    |    |    |   |    \_\  /__ø  /    /  |
| |______/|_____|___|     /___/     |____|____:___|     /_\___/|______/   |
| :                 |____/                    :   |____/       :[kAm]     |
|                                                                         |
|               =>>>  AMiGA:     c·R·U·x     WORLD-HQ  <<<=               |
|               =>>>  AMiGA: h·E·L·L·F·i·R·e SWISS-HQ  <<<=               |
|               =>>>  AMiGA:   i·N·S·A·N·e   SWISS-HQ  <<<=               |
|               =>>>  AMiGA:   m·O·T·i·O·n   SWiSS-HQ  <<<=               |
|               =>>>  SNES!:  a·N·T·H·R·O·x  SWiSS-HQ  <<<=               |
|               =>>>  SEGA!:  a·N·T·H·R·O·x  SWiSS-HQ  <<<=               |
|                                                                         |
|                          Sysop:  FURY/PRESTiGE                          |
|        Cosysops:  DEATHKNiGHT, BEAST, ECHO&GUIDO, SNAKE & DELBOY        |
|                       -[dEViL&rAVEN]-, aRTiC CAT!                       |
|                                                                         |
|                 [ NODE-1: 33.6 V.34+]  [ +41 ASK-4-iT ]                 |
|                 [ NODE-2: 33.6 V.34+]  [ +41 ASK-4-iT ]                 |
| SYSPW REQUIRED! [ NODE-3: 33.6 V.34+]  [ +41 ASK-4-iT ]  NUP REQUIRED!  |
|                 [ NODE-4: ISDN X.75 ]  [ +41 ASK-4-iT ]                 |
|                 [ NODE-5: ISDN X.75 ]  [ +41 ASK-4-iT ]                 |
|                                                                         |
`========================================================================='
 
 
 
                                      /\                  
                                     /  \                ____
          ___________ __________    /   \\  ____________/    |______ 
       ___\____      \_       __|__/__   \\/          _/     |_     |
.--- -|       /       /     _|       /    \\          |      _/     |- ---.
|     |______________/_______________\     \\_________|      |______|     |
|                               /           \\÷e÷   /________|            |
|                              /______________\                           |
|                                                 _________               |
|               _____________ ___________ _______|_       /               |
|            ___\____       /            \        /      |                |
`--------- -|      _/     _/_      |      \     _/\      |- --------------'
            |______\        /_____________/______________|
                    \      /
hOOdLUM MhQ          \    /  ShAdOWER/[hLM/sNK/iNS/dLM/n&B]
  INSaNE USHQ         \  /       /\utopsy[hLM],ExOcEt[AtX/ARCLitE]
    SNEaKERS TRHQ      \/            LiNebACkeR/[nUT&bOLt]
      ARCLitE ASCii WhQ                NiGHt AsSAsSiN/SNK]
        NUT & BOLT WHQ      
          HYBRiD HQ                      
                        
                          nODE 1: +1-8o1-476-9o68
                          nODE 2: +1-8o1-479-4678
                          nODE 3: +1-8o1-476-8916
                          nODE 4: +1-8o1-479-o267
                          nODE 5: ++ASK-4-TELNET


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