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I was happily enjoying my own life for a while, until i stumbled across a
file named "smooth.txt", which had the following as a file_id.diz:
!!HACKER BUSTED HACKER BUSTED!!
READ ABOOUT THE REAL ID OF:
-S M O O T H C R I M I N A L-
ALSO KNOWN AS DISC/ADO AND MORE
!!HACKER BUSTED HACKER BUSTED!!
Curious as ever, i read it almost immediately, and found it highly amusing.
It seems peeps are finally waking up (regarding several txtfiles between
our last action and this one), noticing that we at LISA are seeking for a
cheap thrill and excitement. Let us begin with the usual slagging of the
txt as stated in the original file:
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> ` THE ADO KOLLECTIV '
> A.D.O.
> ASSHOLE DESTROYERS OPERATING
and yes! the first signs of plagiarism have been noted here, stealing our
most excellent addiction to our name, the KOLLECTIV bit. Say peeps, are
you mental or what? Couldn't think 5 more minutes and come up with a much more
interesting name? Ahwell, it does show some form of admiration towards us now
doesnt it?
> jO, welkom to a even higher form of killing.
Say, get orlingo's rap-dictionairy as well. Shouldn't that be "Yo" instead? :)
> wE of the ado kollectiv r here to strike back
Hm. My guess is that you just recently saw the Star Wars trilogy again?
> aGainst motherfuckers like LISA and smooth.
Yes. We in LISA are motherfuckers, and indeed we fuck your mother as well.
> tOday we got the biggest motherfucker of them all.
Damn. I thought i was that one.
> yEs fans we got smooth criminal. smooth has been known
> tO format really good bulletin board systems like the lab,
> wIchboard, coldslam, and more and irritate sysops scare
> tHe shit out of them -this kind of stuff.
Real good bulletin boards. Yeah right. And your sister is Miss Holland I
presume? Get real dude. Those boards are simple single node systems. The
first two, Prof B-Rom and Trash, were solely depending on socalled sysop
deals (call me and i will call you too, friend.), and the Interphase doesnt
care jack shit about his BBS for a long time now.
> my friends and fEllow sysops he is dead.
Impressive. What did you do? Call him bad names? Shot him in the head? What?
> becose here is his REAL name and
> aDress: Dimitri de Graaff tel.071-5310856
> Heintje Davidsweg 51
> 2331 KN
> Leiden
> Holland
Oh Joy. Lets all go and visit him now. I'll bring the flowers, you'll bring
the chocolates okay?
> yOu all may do with this adress what you prefer. call him in
> tHe middle of the night and call him names neo-nazi for example
> bEcose that is what he is. he is also known to shout heil hitler.
> oR you can go to his house and throw a brick true his window.
Okay. Real smart thinking of you. If he is what you say he is, he will only
be impressed with the fan-cheers instead of being herassed and afraid. Yeah
lets throw a brick to the windows, and recreate a miniature Kristallnacht
for his own pleasure. Please, stop writing txtfiles. It's obvious that your
talent isn't with creative thinking (last in the row when the brains where
given out ey?)
> sOme of you might wonder how we found out. sysops look up a user
> nAmed disc you will find that this gives a striking resamblence
> tO smooth # eitje # klaas paashaas # ado # and whatever names he
> mAy have used. check it to the max we dont care. you will find
> tHat this is his actual adress.
First you make us wondering about how smart you were, and then there is this
unlogical following which isn't either interesting or smart. Tssk.
> we are now searching for LISA as yOu read this note. we will give their
> adress next. hackers and aSsholes be ware.
Mum. They are coming to get me. Uhm. Well. Not. You see, we aren't dumb.
Only a selective few know who we are. And rest assured, you won't hear from
them. Secondly, we don't hand out adresses and voice numbers. Even our real
accounts haven't got data concerning our whereabouts. And last, what if you
know who we are? You'll have a hard time convincing peeps that we are who
you state we are. You see, thats how wellknown and appreciated we are in
sceneworld.
> sysops now fight back. if you have a hacker
> sHout our names and we will exterminate them.
"OH GAWD! MY KNEES! THEY ARE SHAKING WILD NOW!" "NOT!"
> iT might take a while before we get back so be patient.
It might take you a lifetime, and even then you won't be sure at all.
> vIdeo and laaf/a.d.o.
Salutes to you, B0MBJACK.
> tHey are the criminals we the jury and executionar.
They are the infantile acne ridden ones and we are the goodlooking ones.
REPLY HANDLED BY: BOMBJACK
OVERALL ADVISOR: INCOGNITO
OFFICIAL SPREADER: GARY&WYATT
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EPILOGUE:
Aren't you getting tired of all those crap wannabe sceners or sysops trying
to be heard by us all? A few that spring to mind are Cobalt and Mirrorman.
You do? Do us a favour, and start writing txtfiles as well, or if you think
you aren't creative enough, then let us know in any other way (How about
noting in the Location or Sentbyline that you support us? We will gladly
take you up in a wall of fame some time lateron this year. Think about it.
It is your scene as well afterall.
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