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It looks like we're very popular! I noticed that some other dude, who calls
himself 'THE ADO KOLLECTIV' is trying to immitate us by spreading the real
name and address of Smoothcriminal. WOW, you must be one of the coolest
persons walking around these days.
> jO, welkom to a even higher form of killing.
- Well, you're obviously Dutch. 'Welkom' doesn't sound English to me.
> wE of the ado kollectiv r here to strike back
>
> aGainst motherfuckers like LISA and smooth.
- Hey! He must be talking to us! Let's read on then....
> tOday we got the biggest motherfucker of them all.
- No, in fact WE are the biggest motherfuckers. We don't consider
Smoothcriminal as 'dangerous' because he has only got a big nazi-mouth.
> yEs fans we got smooth criminal. smooth has been known
>
> tO format really good bulletin board systems like the lab,
>
> wIchboard, coldslam, and more and irritate sysops scare
>
> tHe shit out of them
- Let's get one thing straight. The only one who managed to format a board
where WE, of LISA KOLEKTIV. Smoothcriminal didn't format a single board,
he only liked to annoy users/sysops with his lame Nazi-shit.
(that is if our information is right...)
> tHat this is his actual adress. we are now searching for LISA as
>
> yOu read this note. we will give their adress next.
>
- Ah! Well this is interesting. So you are searching for us huh? And do
you know where to look then? Believe me: We know more about you then you
know about us. Think about that.....
> sysops now fight back. if you have a hacker
>
> sHout our names and we will exterminate them.
- Ok, find me. Find me and spread my address. I'll assure you we work very
carefully and without any risks. Our textfiles and other releases are
checked a MILLION times for any 'secret hints' before we let our spreader
upload them to The Undiscovered. You, however, put your text FULL of
hints and mistakes and now we know who you are.
==//==
Ok now some other stuff I wish to say to the guy who 'busted'
Smoothcriminal:
You made some serious mistakes in spreading that file, dude! First of all
your file was uploaded first on The Undiscovered. Well, the text-add from
The Undiscovered told us that some 'fuckface' from '-{÷}- £¦§Æ '96 -{÷}-'
uploaded that file. We found out that there was no 'fuckface' account on
The Undiscovered, and we know there ain't no 'fuckface' in LISA. Besides
that, the file (SMOOTH.TXT) wasn't even there! We do all our spreading
through Gary&Wyatt, who upload everything on The Undiscovered. Every
so-called 'LISA-RELEASE' that wasn't uploaded by Gary&Wyatt isn't ours. We
are the real LISA KOLEKTIV, and we're here to stay.
So we don't take your threat serious. Besides, we are almost sure that you
are 'Hardsequencer' (better known as Hardlamer to the scene) who is trying
to get back at us because we fucked up your harddisk.
So Hardlamer: think before you do something, like we do, and don't try to
get on our backs, because we know where to find you and your lame friends.
(This is not a threat, just a warning).
==/ OTHER NEWS /==
We will be more active in fighting lamers. We released one trojan so far and
more are coming your way. Our own virus is in development and almost ready
for spread, and believe me, it WILL spread! Some plans in board-hits are
being made right now, so be careful, you'll be hearing a lot of us in the
near future. Trying to stop us is a waste of energy.
==//==
I'd like to say thanks to all those nice people who supply us with all
those 'cool' textfiles. We really enjoy reading them and we're looking
forward to see some lamers (you perhaps?) reply to this one!
Signed:
NoName/LSA
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REPLY HANDLED BY : NONAME
OFFICIAL SPREADER : GARY&WYATT
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