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ELITE ! ARE YOU ?
NORMALY THIS FILE SHOULD BE 
        NUKED!
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BUT SINCE THE SCENE IS ALLOWING GARBAGE IT ISN'T
O ShiT Its Back.....
PiNoKIo has come back to whats left of the scene...
Simply becozz i am getting an headache
trying to figure out how to code...
well becozz i am getting an headache 
i wrote some shit about the scene.
since i was on the scene for some years.
i know some things that didn't change,
Yep i am back to piss off some jokers
who claim to have an ELITE bbs board....
Well get this you fucking loosers
ELITE doesn't stand for cracked stuff on your board !
ITS A HIGH QUALITY CLASS STANDART!!!!
oke so You might think you have an elite board ehehe...
i thought so to some years ago...

these days nurds are calling themself elite and bribe
about the things they do...
well actualy i did that as well but didn't know better...
first off all there is a bit off a mess up
about what elite stands for...
Thats becozz off the (ELITE) bulletin boards.

Let me start by saying that the elite list of 
BBS's is very short at my phonebook.
simply becozz i know where the word ELITE stands for.
IT stands for being part of the few that are the best...

so when i see the elite bbslist,i just think thats a joke! 
simply becozz it just contain every stupid moron who has an
pirate bbs.
well the days that running an illigal bbs was elite
is long gone :(snif):
So they where the elite off the bbs's.
But nowerdays when i only look at the elite bbslisting
i laugh my socks off (:hmm funny when translated to dutch:)
simply becozz it contains a lot of elite boards...
and like i said elite stands for a !FEW! off the best
instead i see a lot,and well most off them are far from
being the best :(heuheheuhe):
ofcourse there are still a few that are the best but well 
most off you dont have acces there.
and most off you dont even want to0... 
cozz the best isn't about speed anymore
every lowlive that start a bbs that 
can be as fast or nearly as fast as the fastest board....
so when ya want new games ya can call any lowlife shithead.
so how else can we measure the ELITE standart.....

Well try this rule:
AN ELITE BOARD SHOULD BE DIFFERENT FROM MOST BOARDS.

So there are not as much multinode boards 
as there are one node suckers.
there are also a lot less boards that excist
more then 2 years.
and ofcourse the original boards who
come up with cool idears like the dreamcharts etc etc.
and ofcourse the special boards
where the sysop have the knowledge to help you out
with problems.
like the hackers areas and the programers areas

well finaly i have the nerve to go back to my programming
but the story didn't end!
but next time you see an bbs add or you call a board
look at the quality cozz speed dont mesure elite anymore 
and most sertainly not the illigal software..
and most off all threu alite dont need 10000 adds 
they are known already !

BtW on the net i am known as [PiNoKiO] becozz there
is a d00d that came up with the stupid idear to name itself
pinokio (i thought i was the only morron with a stupid name!)
on the boards i still am known as PiNoKIo .. 
l8 d00ds
article was written becozz i was borred !!

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   _________  ________  ________ ___    __  ____.___  ________  ________
   \____   /_ \_ ____/_ \_  _  /_\_ \  / /_ \_  |  /_ \____  /_ \_  .  /_
_ __|  / _   \ / __/   \ /  _    \ \ \/ /  \ /  |    \ /  /    \ / _|___ \_____
\\\_|    /    V         V   |     V \  /    V   |     V  /      V  ____/  \___/
    |_________A_________A___|_____A__\/_____A_________A_________A___|______/

                          O- - bERMUDA hOLLAND - -O
        ________  _______  ____.   ____.   _______  _______  _______
        \_   |  \ \_ __ /_ \_  |__ \_  |__ \_  . /_ \_    /_ \____ /_
_ _ _____| __|   \ /  /   \ /  /  \ /  /  \ / _|__ \ /  .   \ /  /   \______ _ _
 \\\\____| \__    V  /     V       V       V  ___/  V   |    V  /     \____////
         |___|____A________A_______A_______A___|____A___|____A_________/

                 500 user's in base .!!  AnD GOOD traders
                   
         / sYSOP!tRIANGLE/mYTH!CoCaIn PC PSX FREAKS*sTAFF \ CRaCk........\
         \ CDROM SONY CDU-76S RP 4SPEED 'SCSI* ALL PORNO FOr fREE LEECH* /
          

            \ NODE1: +31-ONLY INVITED Us RoBoTiCS COURIER V34  33K6 /
            / NODE2: +31-ONLY INVITED Us RoBoTiCS COURIER V34  33K6 \
            \ NODE3: TELNET########### FrOm 22:00 Until 00:00  19200/
            / NODE4: TELNET########### FrOm 22:00 Until 00:00  19200\
            \ NODE5  TELNET########### FrOm 22:00 Until 00:00  19200/
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