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RIP RIBBIT RIP RIBBIT: 2026, ST, 1mb?
PRESENTED BY DJANGO,
HE OF QUESTIONABLE METHODS,
BRIGHT BLUE TIMING BARS,
AND INCIDENTALLY FUNCTIONAL EXITS.
CODE, VISUALS, CONCEPT, SCROLLTEXT,
AND ALL ASSOCIATED BALLYHOO:
GENERATED,
EMBEDDED,
AND MARCHED DIRECTLY INTO MEMORY.
WHILST,
THE AURAL CHANNEL IS BRAVELY PURSUED
BY THREE LITTLE SQUARE-VOICED SOLDIERS,
SINGING FROM THE YM,
IN A ROOM TOO SMALL
FOR ALL THIS CONFIDENCE.
THIS PRODUCTION CONTAINS:
ONE LOGO OF VARYING CERTAINTY;
ONE SMALLER LOGO WITH WESTERN ASPIRATIONS;
ONE SCROLLER OF IMPROPER LENGTH;
ONE FONT THAT HAS SEEN THINGS;
ONE PALETTE TOO MANY;
AND ABSOLUTELY NO HUMAN HANDS.
RIP RIBBIT RIP RIBBIT!
THE PEN-ULTIMATE WAY
OF USING EVERYTHING,
ADMIRING EVERYTHING,
AND PRETENDING IT WAS ALWAYS MEANT
TO FIT IN 320 BY 200.
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