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> by teh Dildo Fatwa! <
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A tribbute to the laet graet king of rock n rol!
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And heer we ar again! This tiem, it is at Outline '05, and this
time, weev gone in a sligttly diferent direction from the normal
ascii-orgie. In fackt, there is very litle ascii this tiem, and
wev'e opted for a multi-meedia aproach to this relaese.
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% DILDOE FATWA DEMMO IN COOL(?) SOUND SHOCKER! %
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Fed up with Pongoe's dodgy (de)compositions in YM? Wel there is
stil soem of that this tiem, but we also feeture a brand new DMA
sample sounds replay in some sektions of this demmo! Noew that
rules! We also liek to think that Pongo has maed mor of an efort
on the ziks this time. Anywae, see how you liek it. Ther are also
other refinments in this proddy, liek an altered texty font.
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% TECH STUFFS AND ISHUES (As of 23.3.05) %
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This has bene tested on various Faclon 030 and 060. It semes to be
ok on most of them, but there is a nagging isue with my CT60
machien sometimes having hissy playback on teh samples. Equally,
it culd be a tos 4.01 probblem, when it swiches back to the old
way of Faclon. I hoep this is a one-of fault, and not widespread?
Alsoe, it decides at randomm weather sample playbak clicks at teh
end or not? Generalie, it wil need at least 2mb ram, but seems to
be ok on anything from 16mhz up.
SUPLLEMENTAL PARTI NOTE:- Teh problemm with the samples hissy fit
playbaak, was down to a fawlty headphone sokket, and nothing moer!
All is awlright now!
Laem ST med/low res running still in? yep!
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% CREDITS (Or where wee nicked bits from!) %
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As a (hem!) Multi-tedia demmo, there was a lot of borowing from
the outside wurld! In this secktion of teh readme, we guiltily
akknollege our debt to the folowing.
..Atari IRC mugshot page from DHS for the, hem, picktures..
..Elvis Aaron Presely for some vocal matterial..
..Kelis for teh rest.. (She done well since writing Mint-setter!)
..One sample borowed from Sparehen 3..
..Dildo TV logo partly from Senior Deads Mononmentall demo..
..New crew mugshot screen from around teh place..
..Wacky stuff dielogue - ORIGINAL of kourse!..
..Two new ziks by Pongo..
..Titel screne and supporting screnes by Ferlease..
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% GREETS %
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Teh first place we go to, the Organmisers of the Outline o5
partie, esp Havuck, Earxwax, and Tinkerer. Without yu guys, it
would hav been a verry dull Easter time!
Reservior Bogs, let's see soem stuf released this year!
Dead Smackers, esp Evil, we do love you really! Stil, at leest
ther wasnt anny plastik pantie eskapades this tiem arround!
Weevilution, hi's to Deezil, and Baggiot, the other star plaiyer
in this demmo!
gWem Steffani, you're maximiser ziks are top stuffs! (Sai Pongo)
Everryone els going to Outlyne 'o5.. Esp people doing demmos,
don't let us bee the onlie ones!
Everyone not abel to make it. Beter luck next year, soem of you
hav bene missing from Easter partie for too long, esp Grey..
A special mesage to Satinphobic, yes, wee know you are "beter than
us" from yur Xmas intro. We dont taek issue with that. But haf yu
thought of setting your carreer goals a bit higher? Its a bit like
bragging you're a better piano player than a man with no arms!
Stil, lets see what your colaboration with Mikro wil bring, I have
high hoepes of soemthing realy cool coming from that! Good luc to
yu :-)
Leonard (Tramiel?) and teh Phantum, weev all been mitily
entertaned by you showing your balls onscrene, but shurely two
balls are enuff for anybody?!
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% TEH END! %
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Stay Attari, and love mee tender!
>- Teh DF in 2005! -<