TOP TEN REJECTED NAID'96 T-SHIRTS
(kinda old, actually)
10. I Luv Future Crew
9. I touched Necros at NAID
8. Hello, my name is Tran
7. Co-Ed Naked Tracking (sorry Jackie!)
6. I am with Perisoft --->
5. I got beat up by Basehead at NAID
4. I got laid at NAID!
3. Pisstro: The T-Shirt
2. Sex-crazed coder
1. I'd rather be at Assembly!
TOP TEN THINGS TO DO AT NAID'96
10. Find the bathroom
9. English-speakers: Skim through that "Learn French In 1 Week" tape
French-speakers: Teach English-speakers dirty French sayings
8. Go on IRC and laugh at everyone on #naid who's not there
7. Auction off your C64
6. Code a batch file intro
5. Compare "Jolt" and "Pepsi Max"
4. Find a _really_ long extension cord; watch demos in the parking lot
3. Scalp tickets
2. Draw funny pictures of Perisoft on the classroom chalkboards
1. Revive, with Vivarin
TOP TEN THINGS NOT TO DO AT NAID'96
10. Wear a nametag reading "Unabomber"
9. Pick up women
8. Look directly at the light show lasers
7. Gorge yourself on Tim Horton's muffins
6. Test your new 5,000 watt system out with "GabberMania 5"
5. Unload your super-soaker on Hornet's PC
4. Dance on a chair during the music compo
3. Leave with the Kosmic room keys
2. C:\NAID96>format c:
1. Ask the organizers to "fondle your naids"