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Bizarre96 Party Report
The Horror trip to Holland by
Jazz/Haujobb^illusion^smoke
Keith3o3/RadicalRhythms^Anarchy
Acryl/LegendDesign^Session^Acme
Cyclone/Abyss^illusion
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Bizarre96 Party Report
The Horror trip to Holland by
Jazz/Haujobb^illusion^smoke
Keith3o3/RadicalRhythms^Anarchy
Acryl/LegendDesign^Session^Acme
Cyclone/Abyss^illusion
The Bizarre Party 1996 was held in Etten-Leur, a small Dutch town near the
city of Breda. We arrived at the partyplace at about 7.30 in the morning,
1,5 hours before the official opening of the party.
After buying some food and beer in the local shopping mall we got ourselves
some dope in a neat coffeeshop called FidoDido.
Returning to the partyplace, we had our first shock:
Dozens of 15-year-old little boys were brought by their mums and dads!?
However, we entered the party, paying 30 guildens. The partyplace seemed
quite nice to us, all the people were gathered in one hall. Next to it were
the sleeping hall, a nice cafeteria and the cinema, where all compos were
shown.
As there was still very little action at that time, we went outside again to
Acryl's car and had a couple of beers. We had quite a nice time then and the
party still seemed quite promising.
After a while all of us handed our contributions (2x gfx, 2x module) over to
the organizers and afterwards chatted here and there to some party attenders.
This soon got boring and we smoked some more in the local park with some
funny dudes climbing the trees all of a sudden (feeling like birds?)
Feeling hungry, we walked downtown (hoho) and had some frikandelen and
fritjes.
After walking back we had some more beers and went inside to listen to the
module compo. But surprisingly, they didn't play Jazz's tune, and we felt
they had sorted out all 4 channel mods. Other rumours say they only played
the first 15 tunes in the order they had been handed to them.
What a shit! You were not allowed to booze or smoke in the cinema. :(
The overall quality of the modules was VERY bad except for maybe 2-3 tunes.
We couldn't stand that penetrating music and left the compo to have a seat
in the cafeteria (where you heard enough of the music) and only went back
into the cinema room when Vic/Acme 's tune was played.
After the dissappointing module compo we stayed in the cafeteria and got
ourselves some frikandelen (again disgusting hoho) and shouted at all the
people coming out of the theatre. The stupid kids didn't even react, maybe
their mummies told 'em not to speak with strangers.
Some dude got a beer shower from Vic cause he robbed his chair =)
hehe he deserved it..
after fooling around we felt very tired and fell asleep in the partycar.
Unfortunately we slept a little bit too long and missed the gfx compo.
But Keith and Jazz who had seen it, mentioned that there were about 10
entries and only 3 of them were good (Acryl's, Cyclone's and a picture from
BenJ/imphobia). The rest of them were non-serious ugly non-quality joke-
pictures.
The second day was of the same kind as the first day: little action in the
main hall (about 200-300 ppl were there, most of them playing Quake or Duke,
or running Fasttracker and making gabber shit or whatever).
The compos were PC intro and demo, ansi, and (quickly arranged) Amiga compos.
All the compos had very low quality entries, only the PC demo compo showed
some promising stuff. The winning demo from Trepaan attracted us most.
After having some fun outside the partyplace in Acryl's car again, there was
voting time.
The voting system was supposed to be something really special at the Bizarre
party. There was a 'big' network and everyone connected to it could vote.
Moreover the organizers provided a voting terminal.
In order to vote, you had to type in a number and a particular password which
you got when entering the cinema room for the PC demo compo.
Somehow we discovered that our handles were written totally wrong, but that
might happen to every organizer.
As Cyclone wanted to see the other entries of the gfx compo at an
organizer's computer, he asked and the organizer said 'no prob, wait a
moment'.. After 20 minutes or so he still couldn't display any of the pics
due to 'network problems'.
We didn't vote ourselves cause it was just too obvious we would win (hehe),
so we handed our password sheets over to some partydudes..
The prizegiving ceremony was coming closer and at that time we were really
pissed of that party.
There was NO PARTY atmosphere at all on both days. All the stupid suckas sat
around their computers all day long, playing DJ Bobo music at 120 decibel.
No boozing, no smoking, no fun, no action, no fights, no drunken people.
You can experience the same atmosphere when you visit the church on Sundays.
But we said to ourselves: 'at least we get the fucking money, so who cares?'
The results- and prizegiving ceremony started and there were nice surprises
how you could make easy bucks with absolutely NO talent at this party.
The most shocking fact was that neither Cyclone nor Acryl got under the first
three ranks at the gfx compo. We got quite furious and screamed some shit
towards the podium. (At least we didn't have to kiss the ugly fat organizer
girl hoho).
We tried to organize a quick wild compo (fucking the organizers' asses or
puking them to death) but we failed due to the lack of time..
What we could not understand either is how those stupid little assholes
seemed to even LIKE the event and have a great time..
Organizers: try to use a normal voting system or, if compos are faked in
such an obvious way, DISQUALIFY those fuqed up entries that don't deserve
it!!
Get the fucking pianos out of the sleeping hall (15 year old sons tend to
play 2Unlimited music on it and their bitch girlfriends even try to SING!)
Party networks SUCK. No decent party needs a party network. This was meant
to be a DEMO party, wasn't it? No stupid granny-meeting to play at.
To get it clear :
We will never visit your party again, NO WAY, ihr Schwuchteln.
AND don't start whining about our very critic point of view ...
Acryl & Cyclone ( Boozing Party Dudes )
P.S.: some people at the place were quite cool ( well must be around 15 or
so ) , we would like to greet you but we almost forgot your names :)
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