\I[The King Among Fish|By Majic/Nah-Kolor|Section: Disk Magazines]
\F2\4\MThe King Among Fish
\M\F1\3aka
\F2\4\MAdrian Jaglarz
\F1\2
\M\1(1996, I am HERE to stay!)
\3
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Once upon a time there was a guy who wanted to be famous. He started a magazine to reach his goal. However, he learned quickly, the old VIS told him some inside SECRETS in what the MAGSCENE is all about, how it works, and how he could turn out to be a winner...
\2Issue 3 got released after more than SEVEN whole months! What a chaos... what a mess... SEVEN whole months, and almost nothing improved. But nobody is perfect. The Innovating will follow in the future is my thought.
\M\1[Like, we rule, and Astro suxx]\3
\M-Alhazard of Sardonyx
\2
\MSeenpoint 3, up -to- date
\Mis not the case!
Seenpoint 3 really is worse than any other magazine released in 1996. The information is terrible outdated! Didn't they know RAW died? Didn't the know Danny left Nah-kolor for TBL, Didn't they know Lord Helmet started a new magazine only for editors, didn't they know their concept is a pain in the ass of most sceners? He did know about the show called: 'Mag Scene' - But when is he able to execute it in a more fashionable way?
Even the fish in the winning 40k intro from Assembly 1994 made by Pygmy Projects are more smoother than the page exchange in Seenpoint issue 3 ... Even aSTR0 without an Amiga (I bought it from him) could write better in the next issue of ROM, than Mr.Adrian ever shall write.. Even Patsy has the brains and the social awareness to evolve, and she never excisted! I mean, who would name a magazine after an ex-MELON coder, what's the POINT in that anyway?
My advice is: 'Get Netted, and go with the flow' , it's much easier, even MOPpy did it, so it can't be wrong!
\3<Fishwave>\2 "Thanks for the advise, but as usual Seenpoint will not cover the net based scene community, we focus on the rest of the scene! They are part of this too you know!"
\3<Magic>\2 "But what about Astro,Mop and Macno?"
\3<Fishwave>\2 "Maybe when I am as OLD as they are, I'll get netted, but not before my girlfriend has had her first baby!"
\3<Magic>\2 "Didn't you know? Astro fooled the whole scene. His girlfriend never was pregnant! It was all a joke!"
\3<Fishwave>\2 "Hmmm, well than, let's meet at the IRC at the 30th of August!"
\3<Magic>\2 "Ok, I'll invite MOP, you invite RokDaZone, take some tea with you!"
\3<Fishwave>\2 "But Fish don't drink tea"
\1\M(* Meanwhile, Astro's BOT is
\Mstill recording quotes
\Mat #amigascne *)
\2
\3<aSTR0>\2 "Is That Skinhead of a Fishwave still releasing Seenpoint? Maybe I should buy my Amiga back from Magic..."
\3<Gangsta>\2 "I just robbed another candy store"
\3<Fishwave>\2 "Pffff, now I have to write another dozen articles for Seenpoint, in this rate I am ready in one whole year!"
\3<Dreamer>\2 "Kurwa, mjr.magic , why didn't you come to Assembly? Now I am only winning some cash without you"
\3<Fishwave>\2 "But I'll be there with Seenpoint issue 4, and if not Seenpoint died, and I left the scene! Because this scene is to expensive, I must buy some pearls for my woman too you know, she is my best friend!"
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