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| ¯oLD dIRTY bASTARDS® |
| ¯a bRANDnEW wORK® |
| ¯dONE bY dAtA^pDX® |
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| dAMN!wHIZ^lGC |
| dAMN!sTEVE^lGC |
| dAMN!tHE dODGER^dC1 |
| dAMN!cAPT. pICARD^gERMANY |
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_\_______ / \_\_____ / \ \ / \/ _ \_
/ _______/ Mo! \ _/ _/________\______/ | \\ |______/
/ | /_____________\___\ \_ \___________/_____|
/________| \______/
*pRESENTs*
*aN aSCIICOLLECTION*
cALLED
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DATA COLLYS
published by paradox
first published in germany by data 1995
published worldwide by paradox 1995
published in data collys 1995
reprinted in data collys 1995
reissued in data collys 1995
666 666 666 666 666 666 666
copyright (c) data/paradox, 1995
all rights reserved
printed in germany by data
set in linotype pilgrim
except in germany, this colly is sold subject
to the condition that it shall not, by way of trade or otherwise, be lent,
re-sold, hired out, or otherwise circulated without the publisher's
prior consent in any form of binding or cover other than that in
which it is published and without a similar condition including this
condition being improsed on the subsequent purchaser
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¦ ` .__) ` .__) ¦
¦ hEHE hI,.. iT'S dAtA aGAIN aND tODAY i pRESENT yA aNOTHER ¦
¦ kEWL aSCIICOLLY oF mINE. i'M aLSO fUCKED uP tHAT i sTILL ¦
¦ sEE cAPT. pICARD^gERMANY - a fUCKIN' lAMER! -oN sOME kEWL ¦
¦ bOARDS lIKE bOONDOCKS oR sO,.. sO tHATS wHY i hOPE yA rEAD ¦
¦ tHIS sAL oNE! ,... oN tHE oTHER sIDE i'M aLSO hAPPY aND ¦
¦ lOOKING fORWARD tO mEET mE wITH sLIME aND mOGUE,.. hOPING ¦
¦ wE'LL hAVE lOTS oF pHUN! sOME wORDS tO tHIS cOLLY : i ¦
¦ cHANGED tHE sTYLE tOTALLY, sO hOPE yA lIKE iT! ... tHATS ¦
¦ aLL i wANT tO sAY rIGHT nOW! jUST reLAX aND eNJOY mY 7tH ¦
¦ (?) cOLLY! ¦
¦ yOURS ¦
¦ dATA^pDX ¦
¦ ¦
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| | ______\_ | | _|_______________________________________________
| ___|_\___ \ _|__|___/ ____________ _______._______ \ ______/___
| \____ \_ \ / ___/ _ / / : / _/\________ /
| |/ / \ Mo! /________ // /_______:_____/ \ _ __________/
|___________/_________/____|`-.`------/| | `--. .-/______\\ /--.
.------------|_____|-----' |_____| `---' \/ `----.
| \\ |
_| bULLETINS mENU \ |
\|_ - -- ---------------- -- - |
\/ 1 - > mIDNITE < - 1 |
| 2 - > cOUNTZERO < - 2 |
| 3 - > dARTAGNAN < - 3 |
| 4 - > sNOW < - 4 |
| 5 - > sLIME! < - 5 |
| 6 - > mOGUE < - 6 |
| 7 - > mARIO < - 7 |
| 8 - > dEATH rOW < - 8 |
| 9 - > pARADOX < - 9 |
| 1o - > pOISON < - 1o |
| 11 - > tYRANNY! < - 11 |
| 12 - > tYRANNY.dIZ < - 12 |
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[s]TIFF sHOULDERS aND cRACKING bONES.
[l]EAVE mE tO dRY iN tHE sUN. i dONT wANT tO bE aLONE.
[b]UT i cANNOT mOVE. mY boDY hAS nOW bECOME fRAIL.
[w]HY dOES iT hAVE tO bE tHIS wAY.
[i]'M sICK. i'M dESEASED. i'M dYING. i'M dEAD.
[m]Y lIFE oNCE sO mEANINGFUL aND lONG.
[h]AS nOW tURNED sHORT iNTO tHESE fEW rEMAINING dAYS.
[m]EMORIES oF a lIFETIME fILL mY mIND.
[a]S i cLOSE mY eYES oNE lAST tIME.
[i]'M sICK. i'M dESEASED. i'M dYING. i'M dEAD.
[n]OT sO oLD bUT i dONT fORGET.
[i]'M aFRAID tO dIE. bUT i'M nOT dEAD yET.
[p]LEASE kISS mE oNE lAST tIME.
[t]HIS iS tHE eND oF mY lIFE.
cHARACTERS uSED tO pERFOM tHIS cOLLY
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
® | l _ - ' ` A d ! ^ ¦ ) / \ : ¯
Date : o8-o1-95 o1:o1:o1 Number: o1
To : cOUNTzERO (ALL) Recv'd: No
From : dAtA Status: Public Message
Subject: bASTARDS - aSCII cOLLY
.-------------------------.
___ ______________ ___ :_____________________ ¦
_/ \ .---._|___)________ \__/ \ .--/|___)_ ___/ _____/ ¦
.--/ -\ \_/ _ /_ // l/ / -\ \/ /_| / \ ____/____ ¦
¦ /__ \ / / / ' /__ \ //| / \ \ /dA!'
¦ `----\_/-----'`--'`---------' `----\_.-' `--'`-----'`---------'
¦ :
`-----------------------------------------------'
Date : o8-o1-95 o1:o1:o1 Number: o2
To : cOUNTzERO (ALL) Recv'd: No
From : dAtA Status: Public Message
Subject: bASTARDS - aSCII cOLLY
___________ _________. .______ __ _________ __
/ /._\ ___ _|___| /_/ \ .--/_ ____//_/
/_ \___/_|_ / \ | / -\ \/ /_/ \
.--\ \ // / \ /__ \ // \------------------.
¦ `---------'----------'`-----' `----\_.-'`-----' ¦
¦ ¦
¦ ______________________ __________ _________. ¦
¦ _____\_______ / _____//_______ \_\ ___ | ¦
¦ \\ ________/_ ____/____/ _l/ _/ / | ¦
`---------dA!-\ \ / \ / \ /| / |-pDX----'
\------------'`---------'`-----\ / `----------'
\/
Date : o8-o1-95 o1:o1:o1 Number: o3
To : cOUNTzERO (ALL) Recv'd: No
From : dAtA Status: Public Message
Subject: bASTARDS - aSCII cOLLY
___________ ______ ____________________ __ ___ ___________
\_______ \_ \________ \_ ___//_// \ / ________/___
/ l/ / ¦ \\/ _l/ _/ \ / ¦ \\/ \__ \_ \__\
.-/ ' / / \ // \ / \ /----------.
¦ `---------'--------`-----\ /`-------'`----------'--------' ¦
¦ \/ ¦
¦ ___ _____ ___ ¦
¦ _/ \ .-/ // \ _/ \ .--/ ¦
¦ / -\ \_/ /_/ ¦ \\ / -\ \/ /_ ¦
`----------------------------dA!-/__ \ // \/__ \ //-'
`----\_.-'`---------' `----\_.-'
Date : o8-o1-95 o1:o1:o1 Number: o4
To : sNOW^aTX (ALL) Recv'd: No
From : dAtA Status: Public Message
Subject: bASTARDS - aSCII cOLLY
____________ ___ ________. ._____
\ ______/______/ \ .--/._\ ___ _|_____.---| /
_\________ // -\ \/ /_| / \| | | /
\ / /__ \ //| / \ ; : /
dA!`------------' `----\_.-' `---------'`----------'pDX
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯tHIS iS sNOW ,.. hOW mAY i hELP yA ?®®®®®®®®®®
Date : o8-o1-95 o1:o1:o1 Number: o5
To : sLIME (ALL) Recv'd: No
From : dAtA Status: Public Message
Subject: bASTARDS - aSCII cOLLY
____________ .___ .___ ___ __________
\ ______/____| `--/___|___)__/ \ .---.___\ _____/
_\________ // __/ | / -\ \_/ _ /\ ____/____
dA!\ / /| | /__ \ / // \ /pDX
`------------' `----------'--' `----\_/-----'`----------'
Date : o8-o1-95 o1:o1:o1 Number: o6
To : mOGUE (ALL) Recv'd: No
From : dAtA Status: Public Message
Subject: bASTARDS - aSCII cOLLY
___ _________. ___________ ._____ ___________
_/ \ .---._ ._\ ___ |/ ________/_____| /_\ _____/
/ -\ \_/ _ /_| / / \__ \_\ | /\ ____/____
dA!/__ \ / /| / \ / \ / \ \ /pDX
`----\_/-----' `----------'`--------' `-----' `---------'
tHE bITCH oF aRT dESIGN
Date : o8-o1-95 o1:o1:o1 Number: o7
To : mARIO (ALL) Recv'd: No
From : dAtA Status: Public Message
Subject: bASTARDS - aSCII cOLLY
___ _____ ___________ .___ _________.
_/ \ .---._ // \ \_______ \|___)__\ ___ |
/ -\ \_/ _ /_/ ¦ \\ / _l/ _/ / / |
.--/__ \ / / \/ \ / | /| / |-dA!-.
| `----\_/-----'`---------'`-----\ / `--' `----------' |
`--------!iS aBOUT tO cHAT wITH yA!---\/-------------------------'
Date : o8-o1-95 o1:o1:o1 Number: o8
To : sHADOWER (ALL) Recv'd: No
From : dAtA Status: Public Message
Subject: bASTARDS - aSCII cOLLY
_____________ ___________ _____ ___________________.
\_______ ___\ _____/ \____ _____/ _|____
/ l/ \ ____/____ ¦ \\ / \ | ' /
.-/ ' /\ \ / \/ \ | / /------------------.
¦ `---------' `----------'---------`-----' `--/ / ¦
¦ /_____/ ¦
¦ ___________ ________. ._____ ¦
¦ \_______ \_\ ___ _|___.-----| / ¦
`---- sCOOPEx wORLD hQ -------/ _l/ _/ / \| | | /-dA!------'
/ \ /| / \ : : /
`-----\ / `---------'`----------'
\/
Date : o8-o1-95 o1:o1:o1 Number: o9
To : pOSEIDON! (ALL) Recv'd: No
From : dAtA Status: Public Message
Subject: bASTARDS - aSCII cOLLY
___________ ______ ___________ ______ ___________ ___________________
\_______ \_// \ \_______ \_ \ \________ \__\ ___ \___ | ___/
/ _l/ / ¦ \\ / _l/ _/ dA! \\ / l/ / / __/ \__
/ \_____/ \/ \ / \/ ' /| / \ | //
`-------' `----------'`-----\ /`---------'`---------' `---------`----'---'
\/
Date : o8-o1-95 o1:o1:o1 Number: 1o
To : sTYLE wARS (ALL) Recv'd: No
From : dAtA Status: Public Message
Subject: bASTARDS - aSCII cOLLY
___________
\_______ \_______.___ ____________ ________. ___
/ _l/ / ___ |___)_\ ______/_____\ ___ | _/ \ .--/
/ \_____/ / | /_\________ / / |/ -\ \/ /_
dA!\ | | / | /\ / //| / /__ \ //pDX
`----' `---------`--' `------------' `---------' `----\_.-'
Date : o8-o1-95 o1:o1:o1 Number: 11
To : aPOLLO (ALL) Recv'd: No
From : dAtA Status: Public Message
Subject: bASTARDS - aSCII cOLLY
_ _________________ ________________ ___ ___ ______
\_\\___ ____\ //__\_______ \_ \ _/ \ .--/_/ \ .--/\ //____
/ \___\ / / _l/ _/ ¦ \\/ -\ \/ /_ -\ \/ /__\ / /
.dA!/ \__ ` / \ / /__ \ //_ \ //__` /pDX.
¦ `-------' `-----'`-----\ /--------' `----\_.-' `----\_.-' `----' ¦
¦ \/ ¦
¦ ¦
`---------------------------- tYRANNY ---------------------------------------'
Date : o8-o1-95 o1:o1:o1 Number: 12
To : aPOLLO (ALL) Recv'd: No
From : dAtA Status: Public Message
Subject: bASTARDS - aSCII cOLLY
tYRANNY .dIZ P nUKED o8-23-95 7_ __, ,__ ,__
.-( (_/ (-' (__| ( ( ( ( (_/--dA!------.
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[i] cAN fEEL yOU rEACH oUT tO mE i cAN hEAR yOU sCREAM
[o]UT tO mE i fEEL sO hELPLESS wHY wE bOTH bLEED
[b]OUND tO mY mORALITY sEVERD fROM aLL mORALITY
[s]TABBED aGAIN bY mY oWN wILL wITNESSING oUR dECENT aS wE fELL
[c]ONSUMED bY rEMORSE nO wORDS cOULD eVER cHANGE tHIS cOURSE
[c]OMMITED tHE uLTIMATE dECISION nOBODY cAN sTOPtHE iNCISION
[w]HEN aLL i hAVE tO lIVE fOR iS lAID oUT bEFORE mE lIFE lOVE rEGRET
[w]HAT wAS iT aLL wORTH i gIVE iT tO yOU fOR wHAT iT'S wORTH
[i]T iS tHE lAST tHING i hAVE iT iS tHE lAST tHING i hAVE tO gIVE
[i]T iS tHE lAST tHING yOU hAVEN'T tAKEN fROM mE
[t]HE fINAL eXPRESSION iS gIVING uP aLL eXPRESSION
_ _ __ _______
_________ ________ ________ _ _____/___/_________ ______
\______ ¬\______ ¬\______ ¬\_/ ___________ /_ _/ ___/
/ /___/ /___/ \_____/ / / / ___/_\_____ \
/ / / / / / / / / / / / / /
/____ /____/_ /____ /____ /____/____ /____ /
---/____/----/-------/____/kRm/____/----/---/____/---/____/--
[i] dON'T cARE iF tHIS cOLLY wASN'T wHAT yOU eXPECTED,
[a] nD yOU dON'T lIKE iT, bECAUSE yOUR sTUPID rEVIEW iN
[a] zINE wITH dUMB nAME meANS nOTHING tO mE. tHIS
[c] oLLY iSN'T fOR yOU, iT'S fOR mE. iT mAKES mE fEEL
[r] eLIEVED tO kNOW wE aLL gOT oFF oUR cHESTS wHAT wE
[w] aNTED tO sAY aND nONE oF uS sAID tHAT 'yEA lOOK aT
[m] e, i'M sTRAIGHT eDGE' bECAUSE wE dON'T nEED tO sAY
[t] hAT aNYMORE. i aLSO dON'T nEED sOME sCENESTER tO
[t] eLL mE 'gO vEGAN' oR 'gO fUCK yOURSELF' bECAUSE i'D
[r] aTHER gO fUCK mYSELF tHAN dO tHE rIGHT tHINGS fOR tHE
[w] rONG rEASONS.
iNFOS 'bOUT tHIS cOLLY
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
gRAPHIC aRTIST : dAtA^pDX
cOSTYLERS : mOGUE, kARMA, 2fAST
pERSONEL iNFOS : 16, mALE
rEAL nAME : cHILDREN-sLAUGHTER
oRIG. sEIZE : 24.589 bYTES
oRIG. lENGTH : oo1o92 lINES
g r e e t i n g s
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gO eSPECIALLY oUT tO :
sTYLE wARS, sNOW, rOFOE, mARKY, rONIN
mAJOR tOM, dEIGER, mARIO, -sLIME!, sAL oNE,
mARC, fLOZZY, wOZZY, rELIEF, sPELLBINDER,wISHBRINGER,
sKELETON, pOSEIDON!, mCI 8), vAN hAUSER, sKYWALKER
lUNCWILL, sHADOWER, fURY,mOGUE
eCS, tOM, aND oF cOZ
tO
YOU!
©mESSYS©gO©oUT©tO©tHESE©fOLKS©
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
sLIME,mOGUE,mARIO.. hOPE wE'LL mEET uS sOON!?!
sNOW zAHLST dU dIE 5o.- ?
-¯ sAL oNE pLEASE kICK cAPT. pICARD^gERMAY oUT oF yAR
sYSTEM! hE'S fUCKIN' lAME! tHX!
sTYLE wARS tO lOUSY fOR wORDS ;) hEY, nUR eIN wITZ
sCHAU lIEBER, dASS diE bbS lAUEFT =)
mOGUE yOPS! tHX iN aDVANCE fOR dA aSCIIS!
pRIDE wHERE iS dA tRSI-cD?
h a t r e d
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
gOES oUT tO diZ pERSONS
[lIKE aLWAYS :) ]
wHIZ^lGC
sTEVE^lGC
pULSEMAN^bNT
tHE dODGER^dC1
cAPT. pICARD^gERMANY
p l a c e s t r e a c h m e
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
lITHIUM,
dEATH ROW,
bOONDOCKS,
sPIRIT oF SOUL,
hOMELESS,
sPIRITUAL rEALITY,
tHE cHANNEL,
mETAL cONNEXTION,
sKY tOWER,
oASIS,
dIAL hARD,...
oR aNY eLITE bBS sYSTEM yA sEE mE aT!
dON'T bE sHY! jUST dROP mE
a mAIL tHERE!
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_\\_-_/_. iF yA cAN sHOOT, sHOOT -
( / : \ \
/ / : \ \ dON't tALK!
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.-./,,_|__,,\.-. \\
dA!`------`-------' `
!hOPIN' sOMEONE uSES tHIS aSCIIS!
bYE ,.. dAtA^pDX
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¦ ... aND fINALLY, hERE wE gO wITH tHE bBS aDDIES! ¦
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