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: (Friday 10-July-98 (20:53)) :
: :
: Well, here we are again, for the 147th time, for a new issue of Devious :
: Tools. :
: :
: Welcome to another issue of this pack.. :
: :
: Yeah.. another slow week.. But I somehow found a few things for yous to :
: look at this week. Nothing really special, only a new version of YAM :-) :
: But I hope that next week, we'll get back to the usual 3+ meg size of :
: Devious Tools :-) .. I remember those days :-) .. :
: :
: Oh, by the way, thru the Devious Tools History, now it is over 2600 :
: different items that was presented to you since, Issue #1.. Wow.. :
: :
: To make this interesting, should I start a totally absurd story (in :
: parts, as to spread it over several issues ??), a joke-of-the-week?, a :
: nice XXX picture in the pack as a bonus ?? I dunno.. but i'll start with :
: this little gem someone sent me this week :- :
: :
: /* :
: TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code :
: Project: Windows 98(tm) :
: Projected release-date: Summer 1998 (If you're lucky) :
: */ :
: :
: #include "win31.h" :
: #include "win95.h" :
: #include "evenmore.h" :
: #include "oldstuff.h" :
: #include "billrulz.h" :
: #define INSTALL = HARD :
: :
: char make_prog_look_big[1600000]; :
: void main() :
: { :
: while(!CRASHED) :
: { :
: display_copyright_message(); :
: display_bill_rules_message(); :
: do_nothing_loop(); :
: if (first_time_installation) :
: { :
: make_50_megabyte_swapfile(); :
: do_nothing_loop(); :
: totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system(); :
: search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2(); :
: hang_system(); :
: } :
: :
: write_something(anything); :
: display_copyright_message(); :
: do_nothing_loop(); :
: do_some_stuff(); :
: :
: if (still_not_crashed) :
: { :
: display_copyright_message(); :
: do_nothing_loop(); :
: basically_run_windows_3.1(); :
: do_nothing_loop(); :
: do_nothing_loop(); :
: } :
: } :
: :
: if (detect_cache()) :
: disable_cache(); :
: :
: if (fast_cpu()) :
: { :
: set_wait_states(lots); :
: set_mouse(speed, very_slow); :
: set_mouse(action, jumpy); :
: set_mouse(reaction, sometimes); :
: } :
: :
: /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */ :
: /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */ :
: printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); :
: if (system_ok()) :
: crash(to_dos_prompt) :
: else :
: system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE); :
: :
: while(something) :
: { :
: sleep(5); :
: get_user_input(); :
: sleep(5); :
: act_on_user_input(); :
: sleep(5); :
: } :
: create_general_protection_fault(); :
: } :
: :
: An oldie, but a goodie.. :-) .. So let me knwo what I should do :
: :
: Another bit of good news is that the FTP site now is open 24 hours a :
: Day, 7 Days a Week. The site no will have every issue of Devious Tools :
: since it's inception, issue #1 !!.. No more hunting them down :-) :
: :
: So if you are unsatified by the amount of stuff coming out, why not :
: them check out "The Scene Archives", in which there are 6000 disks of :
: Scene Material at your fingertips.. And that'll take you ages in viewing :
: the stuff. Or or you are a porn-head, why not get the set of 7 XXX CD's :
: that are available. Both softcore and hardcore action then!.. Or, if you :
: are a appz-head, check out "The Utility Vault #2" CD. It's got all the :
: appz that was released in the last year or so.. For the index and details :
: just extract the appropiate items from the menu and read. :
: :
: I only found 3 items this week released by groups. The groups are :- :
: :
: Group | # Releases :
: -------------------+----------- :
: Faith | 1 :
: X-Trek | 2 :
: :
: So, after 8 weeks of polling , the total of releases from the groups is :
: :
: Group |# Releases :
: -------------------|---------- :
: Broken | 3 :
: Crosspoint | 2 :
: Digital Corruption | 10 :
: Faction | 3 :
: Faith | 9 :
: Hellfire | 1 :
: Hot | 1 :
: Lightforce | 1 :
: LSD | 1 :
: Overdose | 2 :
: Scumbags | 15 :
: The Binary Found. | 2 :
: X-Trek | 9 :
: :
: Watch the Broken WWW page soon, for a very unusual competition !!! :
: :
: Also, DEVIOUS TOOLS WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE ON THE WWW PAGE anymore, so :
: then you may be wondering.. "How the hell do I get it?", well, that is :
: simple, just FTP to :- wizpal.paonline.com with the anonymous login and :
: password, and you'll be able to grab the latest Devious Tools. The FTP :
: site is now open 24hrs a day, 7 Days a Week, so there now is no excuse. :
: :
: ----------------------------------------------------------- :
: :
: Visit the offical new and updated Broken WWW Homepage at the following:- :
: :
: ------> http://www.iinet.net.au/~hweight <--------- :
: :
: You can download all the newest issues of Devious Tools from the following:
: FTP Site:- :
: wizpal.paonline.com :
: L/P: anonymous :
: 24hrs, 7 Days/Week :
: :
: Any comments, please E-Mail us at :- hweight@iinet.net.au :
: :
: Also if you want to get on the Trendy DT Mailing list, write to above :
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:|: * Dirty XXX Pervert CD's * :|:
:|: * The Scene Archives * :|:
:|: * The Ultimate Utility :|:
:|: Collection, Vol #2 * :|:
:|: 7 Sniffers :|:
:|: Beat Box 2 v2.2a :|:
:|: Day Copy v1.13 :|:
:|: Day Delete v1.12 :|:
:|: Day List v1.1 :|:
:|: Day Move v1.22 :|:
:|: Hanson :|:
:|: Scan Tek v4.0 :|:
:|: Ser Snoop v1.0 :|:
:|: SNES 9X :|:
:|: STRICQ v0.452 :|:
:|: WHD-Load v7.0 :|:
:|: XVS.Library v33.9 :|:
:|: YAM v2.0.5P :|:
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Well, for those who do not know, bROKEN is an aMIGa dEMo cREW manufactured
by hEAVYWEIGHt (Ex-Devious Dezigns) and tERM!NATOr (Ex-Dusk, etc). Our
current mEMBERs list loOKs like this:-
The Heavyweight...Leader, Coder, swapper, Devious Tools.
Terminator........Graphics, ASCII's.
Tomecq............Coder.
Lacoste...........BBS.
Mutant Gumby..... Trader, BBS.
Crivit............Trader, Cracker.
Evol..............Trader, FTP Site, Raytracer.
Zorro.............Trader
Vermillion........Musician.
GDM...............BBS, ASCII
The Wizard........BBS, FTP
DragonLord........Coder
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