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**** Z. Y. M. O. S. I. S. ****
** PRESENTS **
** MEGADEMO 0 **
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** NOT RELEASED AT **
** MS98 / TG98 / ALTERNATIVE **
**** EASTER '98 ****
HMMM.. A MEGADEMO??
... JUST KIDDING!!
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING MEGADEMO
- THIS IS A ZYMOSIS DEMO!!
SKREDITS :
MUSIC .................... INU
GFX ......... CAPTAIN SUPERMAN
CODE ...................... E*
O L D S K O O L F O R E V E R ! ! !
LOOK OUT FOR ZYMOSIS-BEER,
AVAILABLE ON EVERY DECENT PARTY IN
FINLAND DURING SUMMER 1998!!
OUR GLORY MEMBERS ARE:
ADAM ASH 'B! BIOTEK BOHEME BOOST CORK
C.PLANET DAEMON DEETSAY E* FOLAR
GROOOVY INU IRWIN LEMMING LUTKA! NAKS
PAM PSYKO RAATO SAVIOUR SUBSTANCE TOMCAT
TWEEK UKKOSPORO VENTURUS WREC YELM ZAKE
ZANDAX (SORRY FOR FORGOTTEN ONES..)
ZYMOSIS MAIL HQ
YL]LAHDENTIE 3 A 3 E-MAIL
40500 JYV]SKYL] ZMS.BS@SCI.FI
FINLAND
DON'T HESITATE TO ZYMOSIS VOICE HQ
CONTACT US! NO LAMERS! +358-50-5919303
AND DON'T FORGET TO
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DAMAGE - DAMONES - DCS - HIRMU - INSANE
JAKKAR - JORMAS - KFMF - KINKY - KOMPLEX
LIMBO - LSD - MONO - ORANGE - PANIC
PROARTS - RADIO - STYLE - VIRTA - VOODOO
THE CODE IS ABOUT 6 YEARS OLD
THE MUSIC IS ABOUT 5 YEARS OLD
THE GRAPHICS ARE ABOUT ONE WEEK OLD
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THIS DEMO FEATURES
* >> 40 X 7 << WRITER
* >> 128 << STARS
* >> 32 << SHADES COPPERBAR
* >> ONE << PIXEL SINUSSCROLLER
EVERYTHING RUNS ONE FRAME! OCS'000 POWER
LOOK OUR FOR SKENERY PARTY PART 4!
COMING SOON!
(YEAH, RIGHT!) ...
TUESDAY 1.4.1998 ....... SCROLLING IS ALWAYS GOOD ... AUF! DEUTCH! SWAIN.. BITTE. SCROLLING
IS ALLWAYS GOOD. ZYMOSIS PROUDLY PRESENTS MEGA-DEMO I !!! HAHAAA!! PIRJFE. GALALAPPAZ OKEI WE ARE
HERE.. WELLWELL.. I CAN'T ACTUALLY FEEL MY ANOTHER LEG OR HEAD... OPS... I WROTE THAT
TWICE... NOW I CAN. I CAN'T ACTUALLY FEEL MY ANOTHER OX. WATCH OUT FOR THA BRAINBENDERRR!
SAVIOUR KROVNEN DAS GROUPEN. I WISH IT WAS VAPPU. TERVETERVE... DASDAS.. I WISH THERE WAS A
TIVOLI... I WANT IT NOW... I WANT TIVOLI... I MEAN CIRCUZIIS... I CAPTNT WRITE WELL... XENA IS
ALLWAYS GOOD... SRCOCSE IS ALLWAYS ALVAYS... WHAT EVER... ALERT... I AM IN ... HEY .. I CAN'T
WRITE .. MY HANDS ARE IN MY THOUGHTS SO I WRITE IN MY THOUGHTS AND SAY .. WRITE IT DOWN... ASSEMBLE
SPACELANGUAGE TO ROOTLANGUGE C: NOW... DO IT SO HANDS ARE WALKING BY FINGERS IN WONDERTHUNDER THAT
WAS BOOT... DAS BOOT ........ FOR GERMANPEOPLE. INDEED NOW IT STARTS... I WILL TELL YOU
STORY ABOUT WARRIORPRINCESS. THERE WAS A LIGHT AND THERE WAS A MIRROR FROM WHERE YOU CAN SEE A RED
BOTTLE OF LIMONADE. DONT THINK ABOUT LIMONADES STRUCTURE I WILL TELL YOU ABOUT IT LATER...
NOW.. SHIT I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT...MY MIND IS STUCK AT IT... SHIT... HEEELP I AM PRISOON!!! LET
MEE OUT OHO... NO NYT PELASTUINSURVIVE EN SAA KERTOA MIKSI TAI MITEN ... AINIIN SAMA ENGLANNIKSI EN
OSAA EN MUISTA... I CAN'T TELL YOU ALLRITE.. BACK TO THE CONSTRUCT... KRISPY THINGYS...
AND WHEN I WALKED IN THE WOOD I'LL FIX THAT LATER CAN'T TELL WHY .... ELVIS TOLD ME SO.. NOW
I FORGOT MY POINT BECAUSE I WAS MY FISH AND HOOKED MYSELF NOW SOMETH- - - ZENA IS RELATIVE TO
ZAKE... OVER AND DOSE. DOVER AND HOSE. ZAKE MAKES HIS CONFESSION. TELE-X-ENA ONLINE AT THE
MOMENT. WHO KNOWS WHO CARES WHO KNOWS, PAGE 41. C++++ ... BE AS BRAVE AND BOLD AS XENA-SKKEEENA
AND LIVE LONG AND PROSPER. ... ... ... ... YOU THOUGHT WE STOPPED? ... ... ... ... NO WAY!
NEVER! ICH BIN KIMMO AUS FINLAND UND ICH BIN SEHR FREUNDLICH, NA... WIR SIND DA MOST ELITE CLAN EVER.
JOIN US AND YOU NEVER DIE ELSE DIE DIE DIE DIE, FUKKIN' DIE! WE ARE IMMORTAL, DIE YOU MORTAL...
THE MOST ELITES ARE BACK (?) NAAH YOU PROBABLY NEVER WILL HEAR OF US AGAIN, IF YOU ARE NOT INTO
THE FINNISH PARTIES, AND BUYING OUR ZYMOSIS BEER WITH FUCKING NICE LABELS AND SO ON.. BAAAH.. AND
BE SURE TO CHECK OUR RELEASES FROM EARLIER DATES, LIKE MUSIC DISK FROM 1991, THAT WAS NICE TIME
YEAH.. AND DO NOT FORGET XENA IS HEVOSHULLU, WELL I PREFER SOMETHING ELSE THAN HORSES... STILL
BRUNO RULES, STILL IN NINETEENNINETYEIGHT, PHEW, OLDSKOOL RULES AND YOU SUCK AS THEY ALL SAID SINCE
THEN... PAFF, MY ENGLISH SUCKS, BUT SO YOU DO.. SO NOBODYS CARES AFTERALL, THERE IS A PLENTY
OF PEOPLE INVOLVED WITH THIS TEXT I WON'T STATE ANY NAMES, COZ LIST WOULD BE SO FUCKIN LONG AFTERALL,
YEAH, I SAID THAT AFTERALL AGAIN... WELL PHEW. PHEW, THIS ASM-ONE RULES, THERE IS EVEN TIME ON
THE THAT STATUSBAR IN THE BELOW HERE, AS SOME OF YOU MAYBE KNOW.... WELL LETS GO TO BORDELLZ
NAAH, I MEANT PARNELL'S ... LOCAL IRISH BAR, WHEE,THAT ONE IS SURELY NICE PLACE TO SIT.... BUT IF I
AM NOT WRONG I FORGET TO MENTION DOMINO, VISIT THERE AND MEET US EVERYFUCKING DAY WHENEVER IT'S OPEN,
THERE IS CHEAPER BEER THAN IN ANY SUPER-MARKET AVAILABLE HERE ... SURELY NICE PLACE, OR WHAT YOU
THINK? FINEST PLACE IN FINLAND FOR SHURE, EXCEPT TOILETS ARE EVEN WORSE THAN IN THE FAMOUS
TRAINSPOTTNG MOVIE, YOU SURELY WON'T LIKE THAT ONE... WHOOYA. .. EH, THAT WAS THE MASTER OF
JUJU, KIMMO THE WRECCIPERKELE. BEFORE HIM THERE WAS THE STONED GUYS AND NOW IT'S PAULI A.K.A E*
INDAHAUZ. BORDELLO CALLS US, BUT WE ARE TOO LAZY TO MOVE OUR ASSES, OR ... WREC REMEMBERED
SOMETHING FROM SKENERY 2.. WHILE IRCING (GREETS TO FUNGUS AND GDM, EVERYONE ELSE ON AMIELITE ARE
LAMERS) WE SUDDENLY REALIZED WE DIDN'T HAVE OUR TROUSERS ON.. SHIT, I DON'T RECALL MUCH OF THAT CRAZY
NIGHT. SOME NICE PICTURES ARE AVAILABLE IN THE NET, SOON WE'LL SCAN THE ONES TAKEN WITH ADAM'S
CAMERA, WHICH INCLUDE REAL HOMOEROTIC MATERIAL ... OK, WE ARE GOING TO PARNELLS BORDELLO INDAHAUZ
... .. . ... .. .... BACK! PARNELL'S SUCKS, ANAL AKTION, TOTALLY FUKIN BORING. HMM.. I
MUST GET SOME SLEEP BEFORE THE DRUNKEN ASSHOLES COME TO WAKE ME UP. I JUST HOPE THAT THEY ARE
INSPIRED THEMSELVES ENOUGH TO WRITE THIS TEXT OR THIS SCROLLER WILL NEVER BE 24 HOURS LONG....
ZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZ ZZ Z Z ZZZZ .... MONDAY 6.4.1998 .... SMUUUTH AMPIENT
MJYYYSIKK.. WE ARE FEELING SPIRITUAL AFTER WATCHING DEXTER'S LABORATORY AND MEN BEHAVING BADLY ..
GROOVY AAJEE ... DAS GORKEN IS KLOSEDDD. DEUTCHE EDITION. SEURANTALUETTELOAIKUISILLE, WELL THIS IS
REALLY DAS DEUTSCH-EDITION AUS ZYMOSIS MEGADEMO NO. EIN. WELL WELL IF YOU WANT TO ORDER SOME TASTY
BEER FROM FINLAND CALL VOICE TO WREK AND ASK FOR SPECIAL PRICEZ FOR FOREIGNER ONES, I AM TALKING
ABOUT BRAND NEW ZYMOSIS-LABELED BEER AVAILABLE AT LEAST FROM ALL MAJOR PARTYS HERE IN FINLAND...
VOICE NUMBER IS AVAILABLE ABOVE HERE IN THAT WRITER AAJEE. NOT GROOVY STILL.. AMBIENT IS IN DA
HAUZ... AND AS YOU MAYBE NOW ILMU IS KING AND EVEN ELITEMODEM OR SOMETHING, I DUNNO ABOUT HIM
LESS OR MORE EXCEPT HE HAS SURELY HAD GREAT TIME IN/ON/ABOVE/BELOW/UNDER/ETC.../ WITH E* AND EVEN
SOME OTHERS, ALSO HOTTUB WAS VERY USED OBJECT INDEED.. ILMU DA SEXX OBJEKT!. MAYBE HE IS EVEN ON
OUR BEER-LABEL... CHECK OUT FOR WWW.JYU.FI/~MIKTUOM/ZMS/ AND YOU KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT...
IN A FEW WEEKS OR MONTHS THERE WILL BE MUCH MORE PICTURES.. BUT FUTURE WILL SHOW WHAT EVER HAPPENS.
.. ... ... ... NOOOOOOOOOOOO!, WE DIDNT PASS OUT, I WAS JUST THINKING IF YOU ARE EVEN WATCHING
THIS ANYMORE, IF SO PLEASE MAIL TO ZMS.BS@SCI.FI AND TELL US THAT WE RULE ! AND WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT
THIS FONT??? ISN'T IT LOOKING QUITE ORIGINAL? I MEAN OLD-SKOOL, NOTHING OWN ORIGINAL, NOWADAYS
THERE IS NO KNOWN THINGIE CALLED ORIGINATILITY, EVERYONE IS IMITATING, COPYING, AND RIPPING ALL
FUCKING DESIGNS, PICS, MUSICS, AND EVERYTHING. AND MAYBE IT SHOULD BE SO.. AND MAYBE IT HAS ALWAYS
BEEN SO... WELL WHO FUCKING CARES ANYWAY??? FRIENDSHIP IS THAT WHICH MAKES THIS SCENE GOES ON OR
SOMETHING... .... .. BLAHHHH... THE FAERY-TALE-PERSON HAS BEEN CHANGED ... SOMETHING I HAVE TO SAY:
WHY DOES EVERYTHING FEEL SO UNREAL WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK? ... HIGHER CONCIOUSNESS MAKES EVERYONE FEEL
DIZZY. SHAMAANS ARE PLAYING IN OUR MINDS, BEAR-BEER EVEN MORE .... FUCK US, I HAVEN'T PAID FOR
A PARTY FOR MORE THAN 5 YEARS, LET'S SEE IF SHIT HAPPENS ON THE NEXT PARTY. THE PARTY 1997 SUXX..
FIRST TIME EVER SOMEONE HAS STRIPPED ME OUT OF BEER. TOO COMMERCIAL!! SKENERY 4 (???) WILL KICK ASS:
EVERYONE IS ALLOWED TO DRINK AS MUCH AS (S)HE WISHES. ALSO DRUGS, WHO CARES ABOUT FINNISH LAWS
ANYWAY?? HMMM.. DANZE UND TRANNZE. SAKSAN SUURIN SANOMALEHTI REPORTOI: ZYMOSIS MEGADEMO
BANNED IN WHOLE GERMANY! .... JUST WONDERING ANYONE WHO READS SCROLLTEXTS THIS FAR IS AN
ASSHOLE!! CONTACT US WITH THE MAGICAL WORDS 'HIKISET KIVEKSET' AND WE WILL GIVE YOU A GREAT PRIZE!
.... OKAY WE RESPECT YOU.. MANY YEARS AGO WE WERE AS LAME, WE READ WHOLE SCROLLTEXTS THEN .. HMM..
ACTUALLY NO DEMO NOWADAYS HAS ANY SCROLLTEXTS!! WE ARE THE ONLY GROUP COOL ENOUGH TO (PLAY WITH
SCISSORS) HAVE A SCROLLTEXT IN 1998 ... COME ON MOTHAFUCKAS! A GREAT SCROLLY MAKES A GREAT DEMO!!
(ZYMOSIS ISKULAUSE!!) .... FUCK YOU ... NIIIH IF YOU ARE A MODERN SKENELEADER, WE WILL KICK
YOU STRAIGHT IN YOUR ARSE ... OLD SKOOL RUUUULEXX .. TONTTU-UKOT TANSSIVAT TAIVAALLA. AUTS.
NOTHING WORKS IN MY BRAIN, I TYPE EVERYTHING I THINK OF ... BUUUUUURP ... I TYPE EVERYTHING
KARHU-OLUT TELLS ME TO TYPE ... HE IS MY MASTER AND WHIPS MY ASS EVERY NOW AND THEN. OKAY ...
BEER FOR SALE!!!!!! CALL US +358-50-5919303 ... OR ... +358-50-5890295 .... ZYMOSIS BEER - THE BEST
INDAHAUZ ... NOT TO MENTION THE UNIVERSE!!! OKAY, TOILET TIME ... SEX, DRUGS AND
SCROLLERS! .. .. ... ... . I AM AMAZED, ONE WHO HAVE BEEN ON THE VERY SILENT PLATFORM FOR A FEW
THINGIES, HE JUST WROTE SEX, DRUGS AND SCROLLERS, WHOOOOOOO-YA!!! IT IS NEW ZYMOSIS ISKULAUSE, AND
AND AND MEET US AT THE FOLLOWING PARTYS ABSOLUTE, ABDUCTION, MOTOROLA INSIDE, REMEDY, ASSEMBLY,
SKENERY, THE PARTY??,.... WHOOYAA THESE ARE SURE ONES, MAYBE THERE IS SOME ADDONS, LATER... WHO
KNOWS WHAT FUTURE BRINGS?... AND TAKE KONTSOO ALSO IF YOU WANT TO BUY PUOLA RECORDS THEN KONTSOO..
UUPS I THINK THERE IS SOME SPELLING MISTAKES HERE OR THERE, BUT WHO CARES ANYWAYS.. .. CNCD'S CD IS
PLAYING, AMBIENT IS OVER .. WELL WELL KAIVO INDAHAUZ. OH, I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT WRITER CHANGED
AROUND 15 LINES AGO.. IF YOU WANT SOME CHEAP BEER, COME TO DOMINO!!! JOS HALUAT HALPAA
KALTSUU, TUU DOMEE!!! THERE IS EVEN CHEAPER THAN IN SUPER-MARKETS!!! SE O HALVEMPAA KU SKAUPAZ!!!
.... I WAS ORDERED TO WRITE SOME VERY QUALIFYING STUFF HERE, SO HERE I AM.. I WOKE UP TODAY
ABOUT 1000AM AND THEN I WATCHED SOME TEEVEE AND THEN I WENT TO CITY TO HANG AROUND, WE WENT TO PIZZA
AND SOME BEERS AND THEN WE GOT HOOKED-UP WITH LUTKA! ... LUTKA WAS VERY STRESSED BECOZ HIS CODE-
WORKS DIDNT WORK VERY WELL ... BUT WHATTAHECK, THEN WE TRAVELLED TO E*'S PLACE AND WE BOUGHT SOME
BEERS ONCE AGAIN. AND HERE WE ARE, AS STYLE MEMBERS WOULD SAY, DRUNK AS FUCK... I WONDER IF THERE
IS ANY FINNISH SCENE MEMBER WHO IS NOT A DRUNK ONE? IF YOU ARE ONE, THEN CONTACT US AND YOU NOT
ANYMORE... WE ARE LIKE CHRISTIANS ONES, WE TURN UP EVERYONE WE SEE.. WE ARE PLANNING SEVERAL
CRUSADES IN NEAR FUTURE, BUT I WON'T TELL OUR SECRET PLANS FOR YOU COZ THEN POPE WILL SEE THOSE
AND HE WOULD BE PREPARED.. YEAH RIGHT.. BOOZING IS COMPETITOR TO CHRISTIANSONES, OOH? NOT QUITE.. I
DONT KNOW WHAT A HECK I AM TALKING ABOUT... .. OK, THEN SOMEONE ELSE IS COMING TO TYPE.. O... LETS
SAY LIKE TOILET BREAK?... PHEW, STILL READING? .. ARE YOU BORED OR SOMETHING??? DON'T YOU HAVE
SOMETHING BETTER TO DO THAN READ SOMETHING SCROLLER ALL THE DAY?? WELL THATS YOUR LIFE... I'LL LET
SOMEONE ELSE WRITE RIGHT NOW... ...................... WREKKK PASSED OUT KREEEEGAH TARZAN
BUNDOLO! GORILLAS ARE MY DEAR SLAVES.. NOSTAVAT NORSUT, UPLIFTING ELEPHANTS. PEANUTS FOR
EVERYONE .... FUCK YOU FOR READING THIS, AND M-E-G-A FUCK TO PARTY-ORGANIZERS FOR SHOWING THIS.
WE DON'T DESERVE IT.. OOKKKEII. COME TO SKENERY OR BE DEAD ... SUPPORT OUR GREAT SKENERY-
ORGANIZATION 201718-144037 ... OR ... 800029-15223225 ... FOR DOMINO-TRIPS!!! KILUNAA.
WHOOOOARGGGH. IF YOU MISSED OUR ACCOUNTS, HERE THEY ARE AGAIN: 201718-144037 AND 800029-15223225.
ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY WELCOME.. GIVE US A DONATION, WE WILL FAX YOU OUR BALLS .. WHAT A
MONDAY, WE WILL STOP WRITING NOW...?? TUESDAY NIGHT TOMORROW, THAT MEANS FIVE-O-MARKS IN DOMINO ..
BLAHHHHH ..........
..... ALTERNATIVE TEXT FROM ALTERNATIVE PARTY JOSSAIN TURUN KORVESSA FOLLOWS: HAISTAKAA PERSE
RUNKKARIT!!!! OH NO ... WHO COULD BELIEVE IT'S THE ,AM, E* THE CODER HERE ON THE KEYBOARD?? DRUNK AS
FUCK, AS ALWAYS.. INUMAAAN AND TWEEK ARE HERE ALSO. FUCK, SOMEONE STOLE MY BOOM-BOX.. TWEEK SAID IT'S
IHMISTEN ILMOILLA BUT WHO CARES, IT COST ME UNDRED 100 MARKSL.. FUCK OFF, YOU WANK YOUR GRANDMOTHERS,
BROTHERS AND SISTERS ....... ZYMOSIS IS REALLY OLD SKOOL .. FUCK EVERYONE!!!! SOMEONE STOLE MY
BOOM-BOX, BUT JIMI HENDRIX IS PLAYING SO WHO CARES!!!! WHOOAAAAWWW.. I'M MORE DRUNK THAN LAST
MONDAY WHEN WE WROTE THE TEXTS TO MEKKA-SYMPOSIUM -EDITION OF THIS MEGA-DEMO.. FUCK US, WE ARE AS
FUCKED AS BEING FUCKED WITH EASTER-BUNNIES IN THE ASS!!! FUCK ZYMOSIS, IRWIN JUST JOINED US
AND THE BALD DUDE ASWELL... FUCK US.. WE DON'T REMEMBER OUR MEMBERS!!!!!!!!!! JIMI RULES.. E*
WRITING ON JANI'S AMIGA ---- JIMI'S PLAUYING, FUCKING COOL. BUT WAIT FOR LIMBO'S SUMMER 64K-INTRO
(???), IT'S A500-STUFF TO WAIT FOR!! I'LL CODE SOME ROUTINES NEVER SEEN BEFORE ON A500! OKAY, FUCK
YOU, AGA-PEOPLE... NOTHING PERSONAL, I JUST HATE YOUR STYLE TO COPY DESIGN AND ROUTHINE FROM
PC-DEMOS...... OKAY, I THINK I JUST INSULTED NO-ONE, WHO THE FUCK READS SCROLLERS ANYWAY......
FUCK YOU!!! OKAY, I KNOW REALLY COOL DUDES WHO DO AGA-STUFF LIKE DEETSAY AND ADAM, BUT WHERE IS
THE RESPECT FOR OCS'000??? THAT MADE THE AMIGA-SCENE, NOT SOME FUCKING A1200'030!!!!!!!!! COME
ON, LET'S SEE NEXT SUMMER AND SOME K-E-W-L SHIT FOR A500 BY LIMBO, IF I'M NOT TOO LAZY BECAUSE I'D
LIKE TO KICK SOME ASSES, AGA-LAMERS!!! COME ON, I KNOW YOU COULD DO IT, PC-SCENE IS TOOOO FUCKING
LAME BECAUSE THE PROCESSORS KEEP DEVELOPING AND DEVELOPIMG. FROM 100MHZH TO 200MHZ AND SO ON.. NOBODY
CARES TO OPTIMIZE THEIR ROUTINES AND SO ON. CODING IS THE BEST IF THE MACHINE IS SOMEHOW 'LIMITED'
AND THE CODER CAN SHOW THEIR KNOWLEDGE ON THE COMPUTER.... OKAY, THIS MEGA-DEMO IS NOTHING SPECIAL,
ACTUALLY IT'S YEARS OLD CODE, I KNOW ANYONE CAN DO BETTER.. C-64 SCENE IS FUCKING COOL, THEY'RE
MAKING IMPOSSIBLE THINGS WITH 1MHZ PROCESSOR, WHY NOT MAKE SOME STUFF WITH A500 ALSO??? HAISTAKAA
VITTU JA PERSE..... OKAY, THAT WAS E*, NOW IT'S VENTURUS ON THE KEYS... ALLRITE.. A FRESH ZMS
MEMBER H4RE... ALLRITE. A BIT DRUNK. GEE. PSYKO HAS PASSED OUT ABOUT AN HOUR AGO BUT WE'RE STILL
KICKING! WOWW I WONDER WHERE IN THE HELL IS BOHEME! HE DISAPPEARED A FEW HOURS AGO BUT FUCK... THAT'S
LIFE I GUESS. PEOPLE COME AND PEOPLE GO.. I HOPE HE FOUND SOME CHICK SOMEWHERE OR SOMETHING. HMM...
IT SEEMS LIKE TWEAK HAS PASSED OUT ALSO BUT HELL! GODDAMMIT! BOHEME IS HERE! HE MET SOME GIRLIE AT
SOME RESTAURANT OR SOMETHING. THAT IS GREAT I MUST SAY HMM. I THINK I'LL LET HIM WRITE SOMETHING
BECAUSE I JUST HAVE NOT GOT ANYTHING DECENT TO SAY HERE, HMM.. BIG GREETS TO MR.PINK OF RESERVOIR
GODS - ATARI - FOR SOME CIGGGIES! OKAY.. I GIVE THE KEYBOARD TO BHE! HUAHEHEHAHEHAEHH..
ALRIGHTY.. ELVIIIIIS IS GIVING ME A LESSON ABOUT ABOUT WOMEN - HOW INTERESTING! I JUST MET A -REALLY-
NICE GIRL.. HEH.. AND I JUST JOINED ZYMOSIS! WOAH! WOOAH! NOW SOME CLEVER ORGANIZER IS WATCHING THIS
STEREO RACK.. HUHU BUT THAT GIRL ROCKED - HOTTTTT - TURKU RULES.. .EHEHE.. DARN I NEED MORE
BEEEEEEEEER. GOT A DATE WITH DA GIRLIE.. HAH.. FOLAR FUCK YOU, YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE CHECKING
THESE COOLIO BABES!!! HMM.. HUHUHUUHH.. MAYBE WE SHOULD DO A STYLE LIVE! COLLECTION OR SOMETHING WITH
ELVIS. HMM.. NAAH.. I'LL JUST CONCENTRATE ON DA GIRLIE. HIH. AMIGAAAH!!! ACTUALLY I DON'T HAVE A
CLUE WHERE I'M WRITING THIS SHITTY TEXT. I GUESS THIS IS SUM ZYMOSIS MEGADEMO OR SOMETHING. OOHO. STZ,
DEMOLEE, GANJA AND REPE SHOULD HERE TOO, BUT THANKS TO THIS ASSHOLE -DEMOLISHER- WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO
GIVE US A RIDE TO TURKU, BUT THE FUCKER CAME UP WITH SOME LAME EXCUSE OF NOT GOING AND WE'RE GONNA
FUCKING GET EVEN WITH HIM SOME DAY.. . . PPL ARE SHORT OF BEER HERE... LUCKY ME THAT I HAVE SEVERAL
CANS IN MA BAAAAG. HAH. NEVER GO OUT OF BEERS EEEE L V I S IS YELLING IN MY EAR ABOUT SUM 'MANKKA'
DUNNO SHIT ABOUT THAT THEN. PSYKO IS SLEEPING .. I WONDER WHY.. FUCK ALL PARTY-ORGANIZERS,
THEY LET US IN FOR FREE!!! ATARIMIEHET!! THAT WAS EEEEEEE*'S HARD COMMENT ABOUT DIS PARTY I
DIDN'T PAY JACKSHIT IN EITHER AND I GOT THIS YELLOW TICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET.. HMMMM!!?!?!!++1+ MATHS
IS SO HARD AIN'T IT.. 100+1+1+10101+1+1001+ HOHOH.. MY BEERS.. MHMM.. THEY'RE CALLING ME.. OR MAYBE
I SHOULD DO A PSYKO-TRICK AND GET SUM SUM SUM SUM SUM SUM SLEEEEEEEPZZZZZZZZZ.. HMHMHMHMHMM THIS MUSIC
IS WACKO HUHUH.. AND THESE PPL ARE WATCHING SUM STAR TREK VIDEO VITH DA VIDEOTYKKI.. CRAZY.. BUT
TURKU HAS GOOD RESTAURANTES WITH NICE BABES AND I THINK I'LL GO AND SLEEP IN SOME CORNER, WANK AND
DREAM ABOUT TOMORROW.. DA GIRLIE MUST HAVE HER OWN APPARTMENT. UUH LA LA.. MAYBE WREC HAS SUM HEAVY
COMMENT ON THE SITUATION OF TURKU-NIGHT-LIFE I'LL PASS THIS KEYBOARD TO THE OTHERS TO RAPE....
BOHEME OUT OF THIS REALITY.. WREC IN DA HAYZ... ... BOHEME LEFT HAUZ WITH HIZ
BEERZ.. I HEARD RUMOURZ THAT BOHEME JOINED ZYMOSIS, BUT WELL DUNNO, I DUNNO NOTHING ABOUT ZYMOSIS
NOWADAYS EXCEPT THERE IS A HELLOVA LOT O' MEMBERS IN CLUB CALLED DOMINO ... WHOOYAA-.. SUM WANKERZ
SHOULD COME AND DRINK SUM 5 (FEM/VIISI/FIVE/FUNF) MARK BEER.... IT IS EVEN CHEAPER THAN ON ANY
SUPERMARKETS ON THE FINLANDS COUNTY JAIL.. PHEW .... I WISH... WHATTA HECK I WISH,... I WISH ,....
MHHHH.. I AM OUT OF IDEAZ. .. BOHEME HAS GONE HERE IS E*, WREC, TWEEK, INU, AND SUM LAMAAHZ..
AROUND.. BUT OTA IISISTI. I WILL GIVE KEYBOARD TO SUM OF MEMBERS AROUND.. DUNNO WHO. WHO.. . .. .
HANGOVER DAY NUMBER ONE. WE JUST READ WHAT WE WROTE LAST NIGHT - PRETTY
SICK STUFF WITH FUCK-YOU ATTITUDE. DON'T WORRY, WE WILL NOT 'REALLY' KICK YOUR ARSE, WE ARE PEACE-
LOVING PEOPLE. WE MET A REALLY WEIRD DUDE BY THE RIVERSIDE 9AM.. HE FOUND HIS LONG-LOST PLAYMATE
FROM A TRASH BIN AND GOT PUSSY FIRST TIME IN 14 MONTHS FROM AN OLDER WOMAN. HE THINKS JKL-POSSE
CAME TO TURKU JUST FOR WREC-KING TRAINS... HE ALSO TOLD HIS DRUG-EXPERIENCES, COCAINE IN SPAIN WHICH
WAS REAAAALLLY COOL AND THOUGHT WE ARE HERE JUST TO GET SOME DOPE (NOT THAT BAD GUESS) ...
MALVIALAN PIZZA IS THE FUCKING WORST!!! IT'S MADE OF RICKY MARTIN'S EXCREMENTS. ZYMOSIS WON'T
RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE... SMURFFI-LEMONADE IS OK THOUGH.. ARE WE ALTERNATIVE ENOUGH TO GET OUR
15 MINUTES OF FAME ON DA BIGSKREEN...? HANGOVER HAS FUCKED UP OUR MINDS, WE WILL FALL DOWN AROUND
THE LANDSCAPE... WHO KNOWS WHAT THE NIGHT WILL BE LIKE, WE MAY GO TO IRWIN'S PARTY OR HAVE - - - -
WHATTHEFUCKWASITHINKINGABOUT??? AJATUKATCKO. SHIT, I HAVE TO SEE BOHEME'S GIRL IF SHE IS REALLY THAT
HE CLAIMS HER TO BE. I WARNED HIM ABOUT WOMEN BUT HE DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION.. HMM, DURING LAST
TEN+++ YEARS, THE SCENE HAS MADE TO NEW FORMS OF ART: MOD-MUJSIC AND SCROLLTEXTS. DEMOMUSIC IS REALLY
A UNIQUE MUSIC-STYLE, OR AT LEAST WAS BEFORE THE PC- AND AGA-CRAP CAME AND EVERYTHING WENT
TEKKKKKKNO... OK, I'M A TECHNO FREAK, BUT I STILL PREFER THE GOOD OLD DEMOMUSIC IN DEMOS. AND
SCROLLTEXTS: THERE IS NO SUCH BULLSHIT AS SCROLLTEXTS ANYWHERE ELSE, THIS IS A GREAT WAY TO EXPRESS
DRUNKEN FEELINGS. WRITING A MAGAZINE-ARTICLE OR SOMEHING ISN'T THE SAME THING.. SKROLLER
ANYONE???? WHO WILL WRITE HANGOVER-THOUGHTS? OLEHN LUMIKOLA. E* JUST WONDERED IF HE
WOULD DEVELOP NEW ANTI-ALCOHOL, YOU COULD DRINK IT AND ALL EFFECTS OF ALCOHOL ARE GONE...
MHHHHHHHHHHHH.. WHO WANT TO BE SOBER ANYWAY ? HIPHEI. THATS BYTHEWAY WREC ON DA KEYS. STILL A FEW
MEMBERS WHO MEANT TO BE HERE ALREADY ARE MISSING, LIKE NUP OR IS HE 'B! OR ILMU I DUNNO, AND BIOTEK
ALSO .... .... ALSO TWEEK HAS SOME GREAT THEORY ... HE WONDERED THAT THERE MUST BE A SOME OR ONE
SUBSTANCE IN BEER WHICH MAKES UREA-LEAK WHO KNOW, WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT? HE CLAIMS THAT YOU COULD
DRINK A HELL-O-LOT WATER WITHOUT ANY PISSING AROUND, BUT... WITH BEER YOU CAN'T DO IT. THIS IS
PROPABLY TRUE, AT LEAST WHEN WE CAME OR WHEN WE WERE ON THE TRIP, WE HAD TO STOP EVERY FUCKING
MINUTE... OH EXCUSE FOR BAD WORDS. . . MY MIND IS BLOWING, AND GLOWING. . . VIIIIIIIIIIIVAAAAAAA
AMPHETAVITAMIINI GOTTA STAY AWAKE. ... PSYKO IS PISSED, COZ WE DIDNT WANT TO LEAVE WITH HIM TO
LOCAL KARAOKE-BAR, INSTEAD WE ENJOYED BAR-TOUR INTRODUCED BY IRWIN ... THE TURUN KINGI ... ILMU IS
IN DA HAUZ. AND HE GAVE US A NICE GIFT, FOR STORING DRUG-ASH ... OR SOMETHING... THEORIES HAS BEEN
THROWN .. HEITETTY SIIS .. DJ MC BDCS ON DA MOTAPUKIN KEYS. TAENNE ON TULTU JA HUPIA ON
TULLUT PIDETTYAE. SEMMONEN LIKE THAT KETTU AM I NOW. THAT MEANS I'VE BEEN HERE FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES
AND ATLEAST THE PRIZES HERE SUCK BIGTIME. 130 FIM FROM THE DOOR AND THERE'S LIKE THIRTY PEOPLE
INSIDE. WHEE. I HAVE ONLY 30FIM MONEY LEFT AND I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO AS I'M YET SOBER.
LOOKS LIKE THEM BOYS HAVE BEEN HAVING SOME SERIOUS FUN HERE. OR ATLEAST HAVE A SOMEWHAT BRAIN
DAMAGE. OR THAT'S THE PICTURE I GET FROM READING THE TEXT WRITTEN EARLIER. HUHHUH. EI VAAN MUN
AIKOINA. NII-I. JOO. SO PEEPS COME AND TELL ME WHERE IS MY MAGICAL KEY FOR A
H A P P Y FUTURE AND SOME BOOZE FOR ME.. HMM. JA PERKELE. AND NOW SOME VAELIS FOR PAULI. . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . GEESH.. I'M SO FUNNY.. ADAM AND PHRAME ARE EATING PORRIDGE FROM A COFFEE-
MACHINE.. OR ATLEAST IT SEEMS LIKE THAT. OFCOZ THE POOR SUCKERS DENY EVERYTHING.. BUT LIKE THE OLD
WISE MEN USED TO SAY 'PAREMPI PYY PIVOSSA KUIN KYMMENEN OKSALLA' ... HMM. GUESS THEY ARE SOME WEIRD
FELLOWS.. JOO. I THINK I SHOULD START CREATING MY ENTRY FOR THE ASCII-COMPO.. IF THAT SUITS
THE OWNERS OF THIS MACHINE.. HUMPSARALLAA. NO NYT ON ASCIICOMPO WINNERI ENTRY TIEDOSSA. SE
ON MUN. BAAH. NJOO. VENTTI ON THE KEYS AGAIN. GEE. LAST NIGHT WAS QUITE ALCOHOL-ORIENTED..
AND DESPITE I SLEPT OVER 8 HOURS I STILL FEEL LIKE I'M DEAD OR SOMETHING. HMM. HAHAA TONIGHT IT'S
GOING TO BE BOOZING TIME AGAIN. WILL WE EVER LEARN? ;) HM. SOME VERY CRAPPY PIANO-MOD IS PLAYING
WHILE I AM WRITING THIS.. YUCK. AAH. THIS IS BETTER.. SOME FUNKY WAH GUITARS ..PORN MUSIC FROM
PORNO'96 :) SPEECH SAMPLES. OIH. MAKES ME WEEEET. PA-DAP-BA-DIIDAP-DAP-DAA. OOH AAH. THAT'S THE WAY
OF DOING IT. :) NOW BOHEME CAME HERE. HE JUST -SMELLS- LIKE - SHIT, HE SAID - BUT I GUESS.. HE SMELLS
LIKE HE'S EAGER TO WRITE SOME CRAP HERE! UAUUEHAEH.. EXPERIMENTAL SLEEPING ON DA HARD COLD FLOOR. I
TEARED DOWN SOME CURTAIN TO MAKE IT EASIER. HMM. PSYKO CAME DOWN THERE AND YELLED EHM.. UARGH.. I
NEED SOME COKE OR SOMETHING. OH NO, NOW I SEE NUP/B/WOTEVER.. OH NO. NONONONONONOOOOO!!!! .. .. .
NUP HAS CARROTS - HOW AMUSING. BAH, I'M GONNA GO AND SPEND MY MONEY ON EXPENSIVE COCA COLAAAHH..
BOHEME OUT.. JOO ILMARI INESSAE ELITE SKROLL. WITH VAELIS.... HISSIMUSA
SOI JA JENGI ON ILOISIA. JOO. GOTTA GO AGAIN AND LET SOMEBODY ELSE WRITE SHIT.. COZ I GOTTA EAT SOME
FRESH PORKKANAS. THINGS ARE SO BOOORIIING. KOMPUTERPARTYING AT THE MOMENT LET'S HOPE WE WILL
GET SOME AKTION UNTIL EVENING.. ERKKIMERKKI JOKAISELLE UUDELLE ZYMOLLE. DON'T RESIST, JOIN US,
COME TO THE BOOZING SIDE!! VUI MUNA I'M NOT AS INSPIRED AS LAST NIGHT, HANGOVER IS NOT TOO
CREATIVE STATE OF MIND. WHAT THE FUCK, THINGS ARE GETTING S-H-I-T-T-Y ...
SCROLLING IS ALWAYS GOOD!!!