X-FACTOR
PRODLY PRESENTS
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OUR VERY FIRST
INTRO
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SINCE THIS SCROLL
IS RATHER SLOW
WE WILL ONLY USE
IT FOR CREDITS
AND A MEMBERLIST
CREDITS:
CODING:
DRAGON
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MUSIC:
DR.Z
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MAIN PICTURE:
ACE
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THIS FONT:
DR.Z
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THE OTHER FONT
WAS RIPPED FROM
THE GAME
FUTURE TANK
THE MEMBERS OF
X-FACTOR ARE:
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ACE
(GFX AND SWAPPER)
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ALLAN
(GFX MASTER)
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BANSHEE
(MUSICIAN AND ?)
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DRAGON
(CODER)
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DR.Z
(MUSICIAN AND SWAP)
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NITEMAN
(SWAPPER)
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THE WANTED
(GFX?)
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WARLORD
(?????????????)
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OUR HQ ADDRESS IS:
BJOERN T. BRUUN
HELLMYRV.30
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8000 BODOE
NORWAY
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X-FACTOR 1990
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Ddo you think this is a one-bitplane lamescroll? BFyou were wrong!!! Aholy devils are singing and we in x-factor# are proud to present our very first intro.... this is dr.z # typing some crap into your commodoric brains... at first in this boring intro we would like to send a special greet to a extremly close friend of us..... CDmr.noisy:# Eyou are truly the greatest asshole we have ever met...... FBand here is a heimsnekra joke from thom.. we are everso sorry but thom got so drunk that he fainted just when he was going to tell it......... we will have it typed later on in the scroll.... if anyone can supply us with these movies we will be pleased: DCsuperted ole brumm hud black beauty black roses garbage pail kids my little pony............ AFif you have one or more of these film contact our hq immediately...... the address will be listed later on in this scroll... but now a special advertisement: EBthe first guy to rape one of the assholes at DCbj electronics Ecan collect a package of disks from our hq.... the only thing we can say to bj electronics is that when you have busted every pirate in norway you will have lost all of your customers...... EAwe in x-factor boicot bj electronics and everyone who deals their products and we encourage everybody else to boicot the FCshitheads# the wanted is here to type down some crap... i will say hello to otto on sirkel we will have a better offer on disks Ahello bjorn willy on the ugly kjerringoy he.he Fyou are real a bad guye... Egreetings on the guys on hammaroy# Byou better see oluf on n r k # Bthe time is now: 20.31 on the monday... Athe wanted signs off..........and now the one and not only CEace # is typing nonsence on dragons lada 500 ehh...i mean amiga 500! dr.z mentions that sonic screws his headpute! no i mean pillow! dr.z talks bullshit in the background! wow, niteman seems to get sober after too many syrings with some undefinable drug!? FB what?! why does this ugly green color appear when i try to write something funny!!! the maases on bratten are nerd! they are doing low-flying erveryday in the junkyard area! niteman says it is irritating when they fly low because their engines are too noisy! do they have engines?! well this is my story and i write what i want!! personal freetings ehhh i mean greetings to: EC the gool cays ehh the gay cools oh no i mean the cool gays you are not so very lame! i am getting mad i mean i am getting madder than i am than i am oh no i mean i am what i am or was it i am so very damn? or was it wham!! dr.z smashed ace out of the chair because he got madder than he was! scrollers makes him crazy!!!!!! yes yes yo ... the reason why i slashed aces face is that i want to write some messys...... coming soon up rally speedway....here we goF yeah that is speed... the messys go as follwos: Aallan: i am sorry we did not use your font in the intro. it would not fit into the scrollroutine which dragon had already finnished...... warlord: have you smoked anything lately??????? anyway we hope to see more of you... ziddy: you are an asshole... you are an asshole.....that is rigth..... 64 stinks....the song i used to write a few nice things about you is made by frank zappa...... the wanted has just left the place... i guess he prefers roedbrus and bokstavkjeks more than beer..... niteman just arised from under the table... i guess he wants to tell that joke we mentioned before he had his ,black-out,...... joke soon coming up..... do you now what the letters nrk stans for?????? have anyone got the answer?????? anarchy ....... i guess you did not fancy that joke if you are not a norweigian citizen....... before i let niteman type some dirt into the scroll i just want to say a few words to Bsonic: Dyou are the biggest lamer i have ever met.... you have such a low brain cpacity that i find it hard to realize how you possibly can move.........E ace has just started worldwar three at the game nuclear war he thinks he can get pakistan blown away from the map so we get rid of all the immigrants coming to norway thes days........ niteman just grabbed the keyboard... yo am here!.. his english is absolutely th best or wat?... yo ronny and willy how about this!.....long time now see.. Cand here is may adr. writh to thom christian hoknes junkerveien 107 8000 bodo norway p.s only write to this guy if you want to have a good laughter.....d.s. if you want normal swapping please contact our hq address........ niteman is here again! i have just seen batman the movie...... ha ha ha ha.... like warlord says: i just have smoked som supermarijones brothers 2 and the next will be smoked in the next demo! if you want to swap brainbugs write to sonic! hurra for ol i 94 says niteman! we are sending a lame program on the radio.....help. dr.z and dragon are killig niteman! they are putting tigerbalsam into his ears! important message to the japaneses! niteman wants to kill those who invented tiger-ball-sam!!! nitemans eyes are burning!! ok enough bullshit now! greetings are coming up right after the commercial break! FA if you want to buy sex equipment then do not write to pornohagen but write to ace for sex-equipment-swapping!! ok here are the greetings:D CDfraxion cult: hey scmootie patootie! ace is writing now! i have got the record you asked for! drop in to molov. 6b to get it! remember the 20 kroners!! neon group amiga empire the victors the cool guys the condomes bnk software: we liked your stag 1 demo!!!! micael hafstroem frank dillon sverre andre grytting inge and ole floean thorvald pettersen kjell kauppi ricard persson ziddy: you are not so lame! sending me kikstart 2 was very intelligent! that is very new as you do know!!! fuck you! 64 stinks sucks and is a shitmachine! jan olav ?: niteman cant remember your last name trond doeskeland martin sneger and all the other contacts that will be remembered when our next intro evt. demo is released! if you want to swap hot stuff or if you are a good coder musician etc. then contact our hq address: DBbjorn t. bruun hellmyrv. 30 8000 bodo norway i guess! invitations to copy-parties will be received with pleasure! goodbye! 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