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The time has passed since our last production.... but
I really give a damn, I'm not so fond of this business anymore.
Creating this product took some time, mostly due to my idleness.
I just couldn't keep up the interest in coding more often than
once a week. This is not a masterpiece, I admit, but still I hope
you like these groovy tunes composed by some of our friends.
Just to mention, it's Icebreaker here again.......
Oh, and I almost forget, this disk may be called "Mental Invanoid II"
Now it's time for some info how to handle this program.....
Press 1,2,3,4 for different scrolltexts (This is 1, the others are
pure bullshit-texts) - Press DEL to toggle filter on-off - Use mouse to
select song and press left button to load it. That's all about the
brief. About the songs, Heavy Dance Mix and Flashes were
composed by Yip, Guitar-Assault and Let's Scram were composed by Stubu,
Neutron Dance was Malone's piece, and Snowman was adapted by Frederic
of The Dragons.
If you don't wanna bore, read the other texts, will you?
For the last words, hellos to everyone we know, especially to Kevin and
Stefan of Vision Factory, Olkkonen and co., Drucer and rest of Animate,
Zados, Frederics from France, all Peters I know, all my friends here in Tampere, all girls I
know and love, and all the rest of the best. Now change
the text or die.......... restarting.....
Yo fellaz!!!! Icebreaker 'ere..... It must be over 6 months since I
last time wrote some scrollytextures.... let's find out whether I'm
still in shape........ so, if you've already read Axa's text, don't
worry, be happy, 'cause I ain't gonna tell you anything 'bout our
forthcoming trip to BRDeutschland. Instead, I'm gonna write lotsa
bullie text now....... Now it's Saturday, 11.11.1989, and this
junk should be out till next week. Right now I'm sitting in my room, in my
very own chair, listening to Kool Moe Dee's latest, and feeling tired.
Last weekend I made a trip to Sweden with some friends of mine.
Oooorgah! It was really a nice trip indeed..... besides everything else
I also met one German girlie aboard, hellos to her too. She was from
Stuttgart, but I can't her name. Anyway, I came
home at Saturday and was too tired to go anywhere. So I just slept.
Beginning of this week was boring, school after school, training
after training, some rounds of squash, and that was all. Wednesday night
I went boozing with my pals. The clock was already about 22:30 before we
arrived at one local disco. And the fucking disco is open only till 2:00 am. So,
we didn't have so much time to mess around. I picked up one
girlie, but it was only one-night relationship. In the morning
I woke up, and rushed to school. I was still in choma, and didn't wake
up to the reality before afternoon. I was fucking tired for all the day.
Friday I again went boozing and to the same disco. Again, I picked up
a girlie. She had the same name as the Wednesday-girl. How does
it come that I always found girls with same names? So, where was I???
Oh yeah, at the disco. The evening went pretty quickly. Today I was
supposed to go to see the girl again, but in the morning I was again in
choma and confuzed, so I didn't know where I was. So I didn't meet her.
Maybe next week. So, as I already told you, now it's Saturday
afternoon, and I'm thinking whether I'll booze today or not. I think
I gotta stop now. See you in Kiel, Venlo, and in Carlsberg brewery
in the beginning of next month. Bye, Ice.......
It must have been half a year since I last time wrote a scrolltext..
maybe more than six months, I am not sure... What fuck can I do with my
brains if I don't squeeze'em sometimes with alcohol?? I hate alcohol and
I hate beer but sometimes... I drink em... but I really hate whisky and
love it at the same time... who am I? My real name was Eero
Egghead, but now i am an exhibitionist... OK! Whores and generals...
Zados the brainless legend is here sucking your beat-iful legs... Dick
is head and my head is in my ass but where is my fingers? Now some
little bit normal text... Ah! The greetings are coming (in A.I.D.S
order): X-Men .. Pure-Byte .. X-Beat .. Almassion ..
Kalma .. Merconom .. I.M.U.. Shit... No sense! Adonis 1990 was Zados
when he was 6 feet dick without spermcannons... NorthStar was cooler than
rule but Atom must be a bit Analtom (lardlord) hups.. Christ, my mates,
use drugs... Get stoned bcos its too normal! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Join X-Beat 'cos there are only normal guys like: sodomists, incests,
alcoholics and humorists. Soon it's 5 years since I got my 1st
computer Condomore 64 with 1541 diskdrive and i still have 'em (with a
little bit faster system - only 60 times faster than too normal version)
but who fucks my sister? I donnot care.. Also you can join 'Zados
Group' if you like. You will get an own t-shirt with 'ZADOS'-logo. Too
normal, mates! Hey man! Fuck America! Mob! Coming soon from X-Beat:
Pravda magazine and 'Yes my lord'-demo! Too sensible 4 incestfreaks.
Attention: there is no lamers in the world! Only cancers!
.. Seriously .. I'm gonna stop the whole business after
x-mas bcos of my final examinations (blaah!) But I will come back till
1995... Frankly in the summer'90... I would visit at someone's copy
party if necessary and of course I will have some wine, women and song
(as usually) But after xmas of 1990 I should enlist to army...
I love it you know! And after that I'll be gone forever (Sorry
mates!) I will sell my Amiga and extra drive and my grandmother and my
brains and... I'll buy Archimedes as all the lamers will do. Well
brothers, I am mentally ill. Yes, I really am... Won't believe then look
at this.... Eh? Please send my disks back! Greet me??!! I
was not in your greets, but I was a lamer, but then I became a monster,
who destroyed your dick... Enough! OK! I wanna be a
lamer again (la la laaa!) Somebody thinks I still am (Lamedos sounds
gool?) Firelord became Icebreaker and Ironman became Zados... Nirvi
sucks! Now I try to write something more normal: flower is a fish
and Lada is salmon... now again: I'm 18 yards old and I was born in
Kalivirginia... A hello to Sanna (Axa's curly girly): thanks for
thousands of your lovely hellos... When you're gonna get married with
that hairy gentleman? I think I could be a good bestman (or the priest
of perverted sexualities) My mother came and watch at my text with a
weird look (Maybe she thought: are you my son?) Too bad! Abnormal!
I am listening to Neil Young right now, the album called: Harvest...
I think it's very good folkmusic album... Zados likes folkmusic?
Yes, I do. As a young hooligan I used to listen to heavymetal and eat
posters... But suddenly I found it too normal so I fed up with that
crap... but I like Stone and Airdash.. Napalm Death is the best (or what,
Wiz of BOT?)
Eric Clapton is the real legend of all guitarists and so on... clap
calp! Have you ever heard of 'Peer Gynt'? It's a band from my home
town Kouvola... Not interesting... Now I think I should send my
greedings to some normal pigs and pervets: Grendel (Yo perse! I
hope your mates can arrange the party placed in Stockholm... Joo! Mor
jens svenska byterapporna! Helwadin hyva jos olette kyvykkaita lukemaan
suomea... Suomalaiset tykkaa ruotsalaisista ja me olemme ystavia eller
killar eller grabbar... Nar jag i gar kom hem hittade jag en kondom i
mitt rum. Jag tanker vem som hade tappat den... Men da jag markte att
den kondom var Grendel.. En ole niin hyva ruotsinkielessa kuin
te Spangan poijat... Mutta likval jag alskar Grendel) X-Men (I'm
sorry I left your group, but sometimes its better to get fresh air and
join another group) Complex (Slow down cancers! The way 2 the top is
long and rolling. But anyway, good luck in climbing there, Mic Dair and
co.) BrowBeat (Hello Monster! You are the most normal guy in Finland
so please, be a little more strange. Send my some sodomy films - hello
Wiz and Max, nice meetings at your home and many thanks for the films you
lent me) Neutron Dance and PureByte (Hip Yip and Malone! Thank you for
letting us to stay your platze) Jungle Command (Boil! Another mental
product... I hope you've read the texts and realized how insane I am.
Wanna meet me and my brains at someone's copyparty next summer? In
Sweden or in Denmark but absolutely not in Germany bcos there the parties
always are too short! (Only one day or half) Beyond Force (Feeling down
Aune, not number one in Finland on the 64 scene anymore but keep smiling,
Acne-Hazor) Academy (Helle Roger and Fred! Cool norwegian guys... hope
to see you next summer) Trilogy (Aqua Klaus! Keep on ghosting. Jeg er
en br0d. I can speak danish, sorry!) and all others i have disgusted
sorry... My scroll takes too much memory... So see you all at the orgies
of world of muckers... P.S. I am just a fart in the computerworld
hanging on and fucking in, Zados of X-Beasts
Petteri Ahti Paavo
Juoko K. Mihail Honecker L e n i n
and
T H E E N D
AXA here......... Since last spring we've had more beer,
more sex (ehm!) .... more time to spend with something else but computers.
In other words, we took a big break which probably depressed many of you
guys watching this and it made us depressed about all this stuff y'know,
like demos, the ever-lasting competition between different (s)crews, who's
the best ?? ( I think it's the Hiki-on Traktori or The Dildos )
Yeah, the very last damn year in the school !! See, most of us are
going to do the final exams (A-levels) next spring (1990). So the time
goes on...too fucking fast. We are boring grown-ups now, huh? Never,
I hope. Now it's Sunday 29th October and I just finished
with a music-compilation on a C-cassette. I made that for a French friend
of mine who trackered the great SNOWMAN for me, Behemoth of Dragons
(ex Moby of Impact Inc.). The original Snowman can be found on
Rainbow's album BENT OUT OF SHAPE. A very good album indeed. Buy it
if you can still find it! There's only about a month before our
little trip to Germany to see our crazy friends of Vision Factory (Kevin
and Stefan) plus all the other assholes we know or don't. The 'trip'
takes place on Monday 4th December till Monntag 10th Dezember. (I really
hope Icebreaker won't tell the same story. Well, too late.) Anyway, on
Monday 4th Dec I, Icebreaker and The Man will forget about the school and
head our 'Partydragster' Saab 900i towards Sweden. After a night on a ferry
, we should hit the ground of our neighbour in the next morning. After that
we will try to get rid of our 'grann' as fast as possible by driving like
maniacs to Copenhagen, Denmark to the sweet brewery of Carlsberg.
It would be nice to see some of our Danish contacts too. (Did you get dat
Hagar, Thomas of Trilogy, Tron of Dominators ?) On 5th or 6th Dez.
the BIG PARTY begins in Kiel, W-Germany ..... and it lasts for 4 days.
Goodbye brains, goodbye law and order, goodbye morality,
it's also time to say goodbye to your virginity fellaz! hahahahaa.....
. no kidding Kevin and Stefan, but I think you lads should have a little
pussy....................no no, don't even think about it you dirty suckers,
Sanna won't come with me this time!! Well, I'd like to
finish my scroll with personal notes to some of my best friends and contacts
.......... Paul of X-Men UK (You're right, London boy! We'll meet some
sunny day...) Yip of Pure-Byte (Will you marry me if Sanna doesn't ?)
Zados of X-Beat (It was nice to have anal-sex with a really hairy
man like you !! Oooooh, Ich komme Ich komme! ) Thomas of Trilogy
(I warn you.... it's dangerous for your mental stability not to have a
girlfriend ! If you still haven't got one, go find it and fast! )
Kevin and Stefan of Vision Factory (You guys are mad and I like that!)
Christian of Chaos Computer Club (News from Berlin needed !! Watch out
for a big fat policeman with a modem and an electric vagina!)
(Sammy) Hagar of TST-TA-KEFR. (Got your driver's license already? Let's
meet over a can of Guld-Tuborg in December.) Frederic of Dragons
(I really liked the pink toilet-paper you sent with the kool cassette!)
Kenth of Def Jam (Your military service wasn't very long, was it.
Anyway, you're a Cool dude indeed.) Alf of Thanatos (Come see me
in Kiel. Sad you had to change the name of the group. The New Masters
was more legendary.... but I think you don't wanna go to jail again!)
and finally a note to my beloved, luvly, blaah blaah blaah
girlie Sanna, who's now 18 and got her hair curled again (ooooooh!!)
signing off Axa.