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HO! HO! HO! HO! HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS ,CHILDREN. THIS IS SANTA CLAUS HERE AND I HOPE YOU ALL NICE LITTLE KIDS OVER THERE HAVE A NICE AND WHITE CHRISTMAS WITH ME. I AM SANTA CLAUS AND I'LL GIVE LOTS OF PRESENTS TO ALL NICE CHILDREN ALL OVER THE WORLD.... SO, HAVE YOU BEEN NICE THIS YEAR MY LITTLE SON? YOU CRACKED 78 GAMES AND SOLD THEM WITH 5 DOLLARS PER GAME? IT'S RESPECTABLE, THAT YOU CAN MAKE SOME OWN MONEY, SON. IT SHOWS YOU ARE A BIG BOY ALREADY. WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU DONE? YOU RUINED ONE COPY PARTY IN FINLAND AND MADE SOME OTHER KID PAY ALL THE DAMAGES YOU MADE... 13700 FIM? OH, I SEE YOU HAVE LIVELY IMAGINATION AND THAT'S GOOD, MY SON, THAT'S GOOD. ANYTHING ELSE YOU'VE MADE? YOU GAVE SOME ADDRESSES OF YOUR SWAPPER FRIENDS TO SOFTWARE POLICE! THAT WAS A GOOD JOB!! ALL CRIMINALS HAVE TO GET COUGHT. THAT WAS SUCH A NICE THING, THAT SANTA WILL GIVE YOU ONE EXTRA PRESENT FOR THAT. IS IT POSSIBLE, THATTHERE IS STILL SOME THINGS YOU HAVE MADE? YOU MADE A BAD DEMO WITH SOME OTHER GROUP'S NAME THAN YOURS AND RELEASED IT ,BUT THE OTHER GROUP DIDN'T LIKE THAT. WHY? THEY SHOULD BE GRATEFUL FOR YOU. NOT EVERY MAN CAN MAKE A DEMO!! IT SEEMS ,THAT YOU ARE VERY NICE BOY AND I'M NOT SURPRISED IF YOU'VE DONE SOME MORE NICE LITTLE THINGS.... YOU TOOK DISKS FROM SOME OF YOUR WORST CONTACTS OR MEMBERS AND SENT SOME NAUGHTY LETTERS TO THEM? THAT WAS SOMETHING ,I MUST SAY. I THINK THEY LEARNT THEIR LESSON. WHAT DID I HEAR??? YOU USED CHEATED STAMPS!!! YOU LITTLE CRIMINAL!! SANTA WON'T GIVE YOU ANY PRESENTS ,BECAUSE YOU MADE SUCH A DESPICABLE THING!!! GO, YOU CREEP AND DON'T COME BACK BEFORE YOU STOP THOSE KIND OF THINGS!!!!!! THAT WAS THE FAERY TALE FOR THIS X'MAS........... WELL, YES WIZZCAT MIGHT BE PROUD TO PRESENT YOU THIS ANOTHER LAME PLAYABLE DEMO CALLED: SANTA CLAUS' CHRISTMAS GAME.. (URGH, I HATE THAT NAME) EXORCIST MADE THAT SNOW WAR LOGO SO WHY NOT CHANGE THE NAME TO: SNOW WAR..... AS YOU MIGHT HAVE NOTICED THIS DEMO WAS CODED BY HAZY MIND UNDER HARD DEPRESSION... DO YOU WANT SOME CREDITS??? PLEASE SAY NO.... OH, YOU WANT... WELL HERE THEY COME: CODE AND DESIGN: HAZY MIND...... GFX: EXORCIST, PROBLEM, RAINBOW (THE LATEST MEMBER OF WIZZCAT) AND SOMETHING BY ME (H.M.)...... MUSIC: ALEX....... TIPS, IDEAS AND SO ON: AMIGAMAN, DARKIE, DR.GOLD... FEEL DEPRESSED NOW???? HOPE, YOU DO........ I GOT A REALLY BAD FLU TWO DAYS AGO AND I FEEL HORRIBLE... EVERY LITTLE SOUND MAKES MY HEAD EXPLODE AND EVEN MY 60W TABLE LAMP MAKES MY EYES BLEED..... NOPE, I HAVEN'T BEEN DRUNK YESTERDAY. AAAAARRRGGGHH, I'M DYING... I'LL TAKE A DISPERIN....NNOOOO, WE DON'T HAVE THEM ANYMORE... NOW THIS IS GETTING REALLY GREAT... JUST FINE.... IF THIS IS A FLU, THIS HAVE TO BE A BAD ONE... I'VE NEVER GOT THIS KIND OF FLU BEFORE... NO, THIS CAN'T BE A FLU, BUT WHAT IS THIS THEN... AIDS??? YEAH, IT GOT TO BE AIDS..... LETS SEE, FROM WHERE I WOULD HAVE GOT THIS AIDS... ALWAY USE A CONDOM, I KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS DONE THAT... ALWAY DONE THAT???!!! BUT I'M STILL A VIRGIN!!!! FUCK.... NO AIDS, BUT WHAT IS THIS DISEASE THEN... CANCER MAYBE??? CANCER!!! AAARRRGGHH!!!! HELP ME!!!!!! WHERE'S MY GUN, I'LL KILL MY SELF... I'VE SEEN NIGHTMARES, THAT I'VE GOT A CANCER... I WANT TO HAVE MY GUN!! I WANT TO HAVE MY GUN!!! BUT I DON'T HAVE A GUN.... BYAAAAHHHH!!!! ISN'T LIFE WONDERFUL? I CAN'T TAKE IT IF I HAVE A CANCER... I'LL TAKE PILLS... WHAT PILLS? WE HAVE ONLY MY MOTHER'S CONTRACEPTIVE PILLS... WOULD THEY HELP? I DOUBT THAT... I DON'T WANT TO BE STERILE WHEN DYING... DO I HAVE TO GO TO CHEMIST'S TO GET SOME DRUGS... WHAT KIND OF DRUGS THEN? SLEEPING PILLS... YEAH, I'M A GENIUS!!! I THINK, THAT WHEN YOU DIE WHILE SLEEPING, IT WON'T HURT SO MUCH... OK, LET'S WALK TO CHEMIST'S... WALK??!!! THERE'S -23C OUTSIDE!!! OH, MY GOD, WHY YOU MAKE ME GO THROUGHT ALL THESE SUFFERINGS? CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE ME NOW? GUESS YOU CAN'T..... LET'S WALK... LET'S WALK... LET'S WALK... DAMN, IT'S COLD HERE... HALF A METER OF SNOW ON THE STREET AND NOSE FROZEN... MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF YOU... HAH!! HEY, WHAT'S THAT LIGHT OVER THERE... OH, JUST A CAR... BUT IT'S DRIVING PRETTY FAST, I THINK... WHAT? IT'S GOING STREIGHT TO ME??!! DON'T YOU HAVE A WHEEL, SUCKER??!!! WHAT??!!!! OOHHH NOOOO!!! I DON'T WONT TO DIE NOW!!!!! AARRGGHHH!!!! HELP MEEE!!! AARGH!! AAAHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH..................... HOPE YOU HAVE FUN IN LIEKSA NOW AND HAVE A GREAT PARTY............. WIZZCAT INT. 1990 IT EATS YOUR MOUSE...............
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SNOW WARS..... PRESENTED BY: WIZZCAT AT SOME PARTIES BETWEEN 26-29.12.-90 IT EATS YOUR MOUSE.. PLAYER 2, PRESS: F-1 FOR JOYSTICK OR F-2 FOR KEYBOARD CONTROL.... ESC FOR EXIT!!!!!! (TRY IT NOW!!!) INSTRUCTIONS: BROWNIES MOVE WITH TWO STICKS OR WITH STICK AND KEYBOARD. PLAYER 2 CAN CHOOSE BETWEEN THESE CONTROL METHODS BY PRESSING F1 OR F2... PLAYER ONE'S STICK MUST BE CONNECTED INTO PORT 2... KEYBOARD CONTROL: PLAYER TWO CAN MOVE FROM: 789 AND FIRE 4 6 COMES FROM 123 RIGHT SHIFT.. GAME IS OVER, WHEN EITHER PLAYER ONE OR TWO HAS GOT 10 POINTS... ON THE LEFT FROM THE POINTS YOU CAN SEE HOW MANY BALLS THE BROWNIE CARRYS..WHEN HE HAS NO MORE MORE BALLS, GET BACK TO YOUR CASTLE. HAVE A NICE TIME... GAME CODING: HAZY MIND..... GRAPHICS: EXORCIST...... PROBLEM....... RAINBOW....... MUSIC: ALEX.......... ASSISTANT DESIGN: AMIGAMAN...... DARKIE........ DR.GOLD....... GAME TESTING: DARKIE........ IFFY.......... JEDDIE........ SOME FRIENDS.. IF MORE BUGS FOUND, DON'T LET ME KNOW! HAZY MIND/ WIZZCAT INT. 1990GREETINGS FLYES TO: EVERYBODY!!!! COZ IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME NOW, DUDES!!!!! SPECIALS TO: EVERYBODY AT THE PARTY!!! BE GLAD, I COULDN'T GET THERE...........DON'T GET TOO DRUNK IF YOU FEEL WEIRD TRY TO CONTACT US: WIZZCAT HQ PO BOX 2286 96201 ROVANIEMI FINLAND OR TO.... WIZZCAT-FINLAND: ILKKA KORHONEN HAATAJANNIEMI 88490 POHJAVAARA FINLAND WIZZCAT-SWEDEN: SKAFTINGEBACKEN9, IV TR 16364 SPANGA SWEDEN WIZZCAT-NORWAY: PO BOX 13 2847 KOLBU NORWAY SOON TO COME: SNOW WAR II REVENGE OF BROWNIES! ASK YOUR NEWS AGENT FOR CLOSER DETAILS. RELEASED BEFORE CHRISTMAS -91 THAT INTRO-PART FOR THIS GAME IS LAME!!! 92 KB!!!!!! JOKE? NOOO....... I HAD ONLY 2 HOURS TO MAKE IT. SO IN SUCH A SHORT TIME, IDIDN'T HAVE TIME TO MAKE FONTS AND COUNT MODULOS AND ALL THOSE KIND OF THINGS FOR IT............ HI PROBLEM!!!! SORRY, THERE ISN'T YOUR 'END OF GAME' ANIMATION IN THIS. I REALLY DIDN'T HAVE TIME.... THANKS FOR THOSE GREAT PICS ANYWAY...THANKS ALSO TO: EXORCIST AND RAINBOW...... DO YOU HAVE DPAINT ANIMATION REPLAYER OR WHAT EVER IT IS.. IF SO, THEN PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE SEND IT TO ME..... (ADDRESS IS SAME AS WIZZCAT HQ.....) I HAVEN'T FOUND ANY BUGS FROM THIS, BUT THERE MIGHT BE SOME FUNNY WITH COLLISIONROUTINES.... IT'S SO FUCKING HARD TO TEST ALL THOSE COLLISIONS BETWEEN 6 SPRITES. I HAVE TO 'SWAP' THOSE BALL SPRITES EVERY FRAME TO ENABLE COLLISIONS BETWEEN THEM. SO BALL GETS COLLISION EVERY SECOND FRAME, NOT EVERY FRAME.THATWAS THE RESULT FROM SWAPPING THEM.... THERE MIGHT BE STILLSOME BUG HIDING SOMEWHERE....... I HOPE THERE'S NOT.. OLETKO KOSKAAN JAANY KIINNI, KUN OOT RUNKANNU KATEEN VAATEKOMEROSSA? -EEEN.... EIKOS OLEKKIN HYVA PAIKKA...... HAZY MIND STRIKES WITH ANOTHER BORING AND OLD JOKE........ 90 PROSENTTIA SUOMA- LAISISTA MIEHISTA MASTURBOI SUIHKUSSA 10 PROS. LAULAA. TIEDATKOS MITA NE LAULAA? -EENPA TAIDA... JAA...SINAKIN TAIDATKUULUA SIIHEN 90:EENPROSENTTIIN. HAVE YOU EVER GOT YOUR LIP BETWEEN FLICK- KNIFE'S HANDLE AND AND BLADE OR HAVE YOU EVER SPITED TO YOUR NOSE...? WELL, I'VE MADE THOSE BOTH........ WIZZCAT PRODUCTIONS 1990 IT EATS YOUR MOUSE.. AND THE WINNER IS: PLAYER 1 !!!!!! TRY TO IMPROVE PLAYER 2.... AND THE WINNER IS: PLAYER 2 !!!!!! TRY TO IMPROVE PLAYER 1....