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HELLO PALS!!! THIS IS COPY-PARTY GAME FROM OVERLOAD & PHALANX & DEATHSTAR & X-MEN PARTY!! AND OFCOURSE DONE BY WIZZCAT!!!!! READ THIS LINE CAREFULLY, IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED IN THAT PARTY!!!! IT WAS BUG!! BUT NOW.. INSTRUCTIONS: FUCK YOUR JOYSTICK FROM SIDE TO SIDE AS FAST AS YOU CAN! AFTER THAT SPERM WILL FLY, AND THEN THERE'S GOING TO BE YOUR TIME, AND YOUR RATING.. HAVE FUN!! YES, IT WAS TIME OF OVERLOAD & PHALANX & DEATHSTAR & X-MEN PARTY!!! HOWEVER WE WEREN'T ABLE TO COPY THIS GAME ANYBODY, BECAUSE BIGGEST PARTY EVER IN FINLAND TOOK ONLY 2 HOURS WHEN IT WAS OVER... THE REASON WAS THOSE FUCKING GUARDIANS.... ANYWAY THIS WAS ONLY PARTY-GAME WHICH WAS RELEASED THERE (??HERE??).. PARTY GANG OF WIZZCAT LEFT FROM ROVANIEMI IN FRIDAY 9:35 AM AND TRAVELLED ABOUT 12 HOURS TO LAHTI, WHICH WAS PARTY PLACE. WELL, THERE WAS THREE MEMBERS OF WIZZCAT FROM ROVANIEMI, AND ONE MEMBER FROM KEURUU. ANYWAY, WE WALKED TO SCHOOL, WHERE THE PARTY WAS.. THERE CAME SOME WOMAN, AND ASKED IF WE ARE GOING TO PARTY. WE TOLD HER WE ARE, AND SHE TOLD US, THAT SOMETHING HAS HAPPENED IN PARTY-PLACE. WELL, WE CONTINUED OUR TRIP WITH OUR EQUIPMENT TO SCHOOL, AND FEW GUYS FROM BROWBEAT TOLD US, THAT PARTY WAS OVER. WHAT THE HECK!!! WE HAD TRAVELLED 12 HOURS AND 700+200=900 KM!!!. THERE WAS LOT'S OF PEOPLE IN AREA OF SCHOOL, AND THERE WAS ALSO POLICEMEN. WE TALKED TO SOME FELLOWS, AND HAD FEW CHATS. THEN I (AMIGAMAN, CODER OF THIS SICK GAME) WENT TO POLICEMEN, AND ASKED ABOUT SITUATION. SOMEBODY ASSHOLEMOTHERFUCKERMASTURBATER HAD BROKEN ONE BEER-BOTTLE. WHAT A HELL FUCKING THIS IS?? ONLY ONE BEER-BOTTLE??. FEW GUYS MADE TROUBLE THERE, AND GUARDIANS YELLED. THEN THOSE GUARDIAN BASTARDS LET AS IN FOR SLEEPING OVER FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHT, AND ANY OTHER BUSINESS WEREN'T ALLOWED. AND OFCOURSE THE LIGHTS WERE OFF. WE WENT IN HALL OF SCHOOL. THERE WAS LOT'S OF OTHER FREAKS. MEMBERS OF X-MEN TRIED ALSO CAME IN WITH BEER, BUT GUARDIANS SAW THEM AND PUT THEM OUT. THERE WAS RUMOURS THAT POLICE CAUGHT THEM AFTER THAT. SO, ONLY THING WE WAS ALLOWED TO DO WAS SLEEPING, BUT DOES ANYBODY SLEPT??? MEN OF DISKNET PUT UP A COMPUTER BEHIND CURTAIN (COVER, VERHO SENKIN POLJA!) OF THE STAGE. SOON THERE WAS ALSO COMPUTERS OF TEAM-X AND ACCESSION. WE (WIZZCAT) DECIDED TO PUT UP A COMPUTER IN THE SMALL HOURS WHEN EVERYBODY (ESPECIALLY GUARDIANS) SHOULD SLEEP.. BUT THAT NEVER HAPPENED. WELL, I MET MY FELLOW MOKU OF ACCESSION, AND WE LOOKED SOME STUFF OF HIS GROUP. WE (ME, AMIGAMAN AND ROCKFORD) TRIED TO SHOW SOME STUFF OF WIZZCAT, BUT ONE GUARDIAN CAME AND YELLED TO US. GUARD ASKED IF WE WANTED TO BE OUTSIDE, OR DO WE TRY TO SLEEP? THAT MEANT EVERYBODY IN DARK HALL. WELL, SOMEBODY FIGHTED WITH SOMEBODY OUTSIDE OF PARTY-PLACE. I MET ARNOLD OF OVERLOAD, WHO WAS PARTY-HOLDER. HE WAS IN DEEP SHIT, BUT IT'S NOT MY BUSINESS TO ARRANGE DIRTY DRINKING PARTY IN AALIO-LAHTI. WELL, I (AMIGAMAN) AM BORED TO WRITE THIS TEXT, SO, I LET ROCKFORD TO WRITE. (HEY, THERE WAS AMIGAMAN(IA), ROCKFORD, DTW AND COCKATRICE FROM OUR TEAM IN THAT SHIT-PARTY!!)...... I (ROCKFORD) PERSONALLY SLEPT ABOUT HALF AN HOUR IN THAT NIGHT.. THE PARTY WAS A BIG DISSAPPOITMENT TO ME, BUT IT WAS NICE TO SEE SOME FRIENDS AND CONTACS... THAT WAS THE ONLY GOOD THING IN THIS FUCKING PARTY... HAMBURGERS WERE VERY BAD (LIKE BULLSHIT) AND THE WEATHER TOO.. ALSO WE DIDN'T SEE ANY PRETTY GIRLS IN WHOLE LAHTI.... HOWEVER FEW BOYS LOOKED LIKE GIRLS, BUT WE COULDN'T GET CLARITY... WITTU, ROCKFORTTI KUOLAA!! AARGH, EI MUN MANKAN PAALLE, POLJA! NO, NYT SILTA TULEE JOTAIN KUMMAA SONTAA NENASTA, HYI HELVETTI!!!... YES, THIS IS AMIGAMAN AGAIN HERE FINDING HIS ORIGINALITY.. I MANAGED TO PULL ROCKYBOY AWAY FROM MY PLACE, WHEN I GOT THIS "JOURNALISTISEN INTOUMAN" YES, PARTY WAS MISTAKE TO US.... WELL, GRENDEL OF BYTERAPERS WENT TO LOCAL RADIO-STATION OF LAHTI, AND HE TALKED TO LISTENERS ABOUT SITUATION. IN PARTY PLACE, ALMOST NOBODY SLEPT OVER HOUR. IN FIVE O'CLOCK A.M. PERASMIES OF ACCESSION HAD SOME FIGHT WITH SOME MEMBER OF BLOODSUCKERS OUTSIDE THE PARTY-PLACE, AND GUARDIANS NOTICED IT. SO, THEY PUT US (EVERYBODY) OUT AT 6:00 A.M, THOUGH THEY HAD PROMISED US TO BE THERE TO 12:00 O'CLOCK. AND OFCOURSE THERE WAS BAD WEATHER OUTSIDE PARTY-PLACE, RAINING... GRENDEL OF BYTERAPERS GOT NEW PARTY-PLACE, BUT UNFORTUNATELY EVERYBODY WHO SLEPT IN ORIGINAL PLACE WERE OUT GOING HOME WITH TRAIN OR BUS. WHAT A PITY!! FUCK YOU PERASMIES!!!! I DON'T REMEMBER YOUR NAME NOW, BUT I HOPE YOU ALWAYS WILL HAVE BAD HANGOVER!!! WITHOUT YOU, GUARDIANS COULD LET US BE IN SCHOOL TILL 12:00....... WELL, FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK... HEY TEAM-MSX! ON WAIKEAA OLLA NUMBERO 4!!! ELAMA ON HELPOMPAA KUN ON PARAS!!!!!!HEHEHEHEHEHEAHAHAHWHHWEROIWEUROIWUEJDSFKLEW.... AMIGAMANNI ON PARAS!!! DREAMER VETAA KATEEN!!! (HOPE HE DIDN'T READ THIS!!!)..... AND NOW IT'S ROCKFORD AGAIN WITH FEW BYTES OF TEXT FIRST SPECIAL GREETS TO ALL OF MY CONTACTS AND SORRY, BUT I AM TOO LAZY TO MENTION EVERYBODY HERE.... NEXT I WANNA SAY BIG SORRY TO MY CONTACTS WHOSE SENDINGS HAVE BEEN LATE.... I TRY TO BE FASTER IN THE FUTURE... I PROMISE... IF ANYBODY YOU OUT THERE HAVE METACOMCO LISP, COULD YOU PLEASE SEND IT TO ME??? I AM NOT MEGALISPCODER BUT IT WOULD BE NICE TO PROGRAM SOME ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE-PROGRAMS... OTHER EXOTIC PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES WOULD BE NICE TOO... LIKE PROLOG, ADA, COBOL (??)... SEND THEM TO THE FOLLOWING ADDRESS: R O C K F O R D O F W I Z Z C A T A J O P O R O N T I E 6 S F - 9 6 4 4 0 R O V A N I E M I F I N L A N D AMIGAMAN IS NOW CALLING TO DTW, 'CAUSE DTW WANTS TO TYPE IN SOME SCROLL-TEXT TOO... NUMBERS... 3 9 2 4 1 1 ....DDDDDRRRRRRR, DDDDDRRRRRR!!!! SUOPAJARVELLA.... ONX TATU?? ON PUHELIMESSA... AND SO ON... DTW HAS BEEN CAUGHT BY THE POST!!! HOW NICE.. POST SAYS (IN FINNISH): OHEISISSA LAHETYKSISSA ON VAARENNETTYJA POSTIMERKKEJA JOIDEN KAYTTO ON KIELLETTY, MYOS OSASTA PAKETEISTA ON LIIAN VAHAN POSTIMERKKEJA... TALLAISTEN LAHETYSTEN JATKUESSA VOIMME OTTAA YHTEYDEN VIRANOMAISIIN.... SIGNED: KARI VILKKO 8 PACKETS WERE SEND BACK TO DTW... DTW'S DOG IS LICKING THE CARPET... DTW WANTS TO SEND A PERSONAL MESSAGE TO TJR OF SHARP: BE LUCKY WITH YOUR NEW GROUP, AND SEND AS FAST AS ALWAYS!!! SPECIAL GREETINGS TO: KOMULAINEN AND SCARWRENCH & PEPPE.... THEY ARE SOME LAMERS.... SAYS ROCKFORD AND AMIGAMAN... DTW LIKES TIINA!! HE THINKS TIINA'S ARSE IS WONDERFUL... AND NOW SOME TALKING WHICH WAS CENCORED.... SPECIAL THANX TO TERHO FOR BEING DTW'S GAY-FRIEND... I MEAN FOR LENDING HE A STEREO-PLAYER.... DTW THINKS THAT XYLITOL JENKKI IS BETTER THAN ORBIT, AND SO DO I (ROCKFORD).... TO BURGLAR OF IT: SEND DTW'S SPERM BACK... HEHEHEEE!!! THAT PHONECALL IS NOW OVER, AND I (ROCKFORD) CAN WRITE MY OWN STUFF... BUT WHAT?? AMIGAMAN IS NOW CALLING TO OUR MEMBER PALE... I AM TOO TIRED TO WRITE ANYTHING ABOUT THIS PHONECALL... I HAVE NOTHING MORE TO SAY TO MY CONTACTS... ONLY KEEP SENDING SOMETIMES!!! THIS SINSCROLLY IS NICE, BUT THE GAME IS FUCKING BORING... PALE HAS NOTHING TO SAY.... HE HAS ONLY SOME PROBLEMS WITH WB V1.3 PRINTER-DRIVERS... NOW I'M LOGGING OFF, SO BYE AND SEE YOU SOMEWHERE, SOMETIMES....DON'T GO AWAY, AIDINNUSSIJA!! NOW, HERE IS PRICE FOR YOU BECAUSE OFREADING THIS TEXT. SEND YOUR LETTER TO THIS ADDRESS: WIZZCAT, PLK 2 2 8 6, 9 6 2 0 0 ROVANIEMI , FINLAND AND WE WILL SEND YOU TEN (10) BLANK TDK 2HD DISKS!!!!! BE FAST, ONLY ONE HUNDRED FIRST ONES GET ANSWERS!!!!.... END OF FUCK DTW KOM IN.. HELLO HELLO, OCH FUCK... OH MY GOD, DTW CAME IN!!!!! AAAARGRGRGRGRGRHHHH!!!.... PRESS YOUR LEFT MOUSE BUTTON IMMEDIATELY, OR YOUR MASCHINE WILL CRASH.... TOOOOOOO LAATEEEEEEE..... HEH HEH HEH...MIE OON DTW...IHAN TOSI! ..MIE SE OON!! OH YEAH..IT'S MYY FIRST TIME WRITING SCROLL-TEXT.. BUT I'VE NOTHING IDEAS !..SPECIAL GREEZIMUXEZ TO: (ALL MY CONTACTS...)... TERPPA VAAN KAIKILLE....SE TIINA-JUTTU OLI MUNA-VITS... ZAO, IT'S AMIGAMAN HERE AGAIN.. SORRY, BUT DTW IS UNABLE TO WRITE ANYMORE, HER HEAD IS AWAY!!!....... BYEBYEYBYEYBYEYBYEYBYEYBYEYBYEYBYEYBYEY...