YOOO, YOU ALL... HERE'S YOUR BIG FRIEND SHOCK AGAIN!!! NO,NO DON'T RUN AWAY!!! THIS TIME I GONNA TYPE SOME VERY INTERESTING STUFF!! WELL, SOME PEOPLE KNOW THAT THIS TEXT WILL BE FILLED WITH ANTI-MANOWAR STUFF.... BUT I WON'T! NO, MANOWAR IS ALREADY PUNISHED ENOUGH BY HAVING E.S. IN THEIR GROUP..... TODAY IS THE DAY AFTER MY BIRTHDAY.... IT WAS QUITE FUN... YOU KNOW, DRINKING,EATING,DRINKING,EATING AND SO ON.... I ALWAYS ASK MYSELF HOW OTHER PEOPLE GET SUCH FUNNY TEXTS MAYBE A JOKE WILL HELP....... AHUM..NO JOKE! A FUNNY STORY THEN... WHAT THE HELL!!! I JUST GONNA TYPE A TEXT LIKE ALWAYS..... SHORT AND BORING........ IT'S QUITE A LONG TIME AGO I WROTE SOME TEXT.. MEANTIME I PASSED EXAMS,I WORKED IN A FACTORY AND EARNED SOME MONEY AND FOR THE REST SOME BORING SHIT.... FROM THE EARNED MONEY I BOUGHT A NICE HIFI SET....A AM/FM STEREO RECEIVER WITH A QUARTZ DIGITAL SYNTHESIZER, A STEREO DOUBLE CASSETTE DECK, A COMPACT DISC PLAYER WICH IS LINEAIR EIGHTEEN-BITS AND FOUR TIMES OVERSAMPLING..... AND THAT ALL FROM TECHNICS COOL EH?? AT LEAST IT GIVES QUITE A COOL SOUND!!!!! AT THE MOMENT WE ARE IN MY ROOM LISTENING TO SOME MUSIC AND TYPING THIS VERY KUT SHIT ZOOI... I GUESS IT'S RRAP-TIME SO I'M GONE...... SEE YA GUYS........................ ... ... .. .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
WOUWZERS.... HERE'S TSM TO ENJOY YOU... WHAT DID I SAY??? ENJOY YOU??? NOO THAT'S WRONG.. I'M HERE TO BORE YOU OFCOURSE!!!! WHAT CAN I DO ELSE... BUT FIRST DIZ... DA CREDITS OF THIS LITTLE SMASHING PART.... CODE BY TSM... MUSIC AND LOGO BY HPH... BOTH CHARSETS BY TSM..... IT'S GETTING LATER AND LATER... THE TEXT BELOW WAS TYPED WHEN I WAS AT SHOCK'S PLACE... I WENT HOME AT ABOUT I2 O'CLOCK IN THE EVENING.... AT HOME I FIXED SOME ERRORS IN THE SCROLL BELOW WICH I SAW WHEN WE WERE BUSY ON THIS PART.... THERE STILL ARE SOME LITTLE ERRORS IN THIS PART BUT IF YOU SEE THEM THEN JUST IGNORE THE SHIT... SHIT... IT'S COLD IN MY ROOM... HPH IS SITTING NEXT TO ME... HE'S BUGGING ON SOME FID-ROUTINE ON THE SIXTYFOUR WICH I MADE LONG TIMES AGO BEFORE I LOST INTERREST IN THAT OLD ROTTEN MACHINE.... ANYWAY... I DON'T THINK HE CAN MANAGE TO FIT IN MY SCROLL-ROUTINE.... WHAAARR... EHH WHY SUCH A BIG WHAAAARR.... THAT'S BECAUSE I JUST LOOKED AT MY WATCH AND I DISCOVERED THAT IT'S NOW 2 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING.... AND I HAVE TO GET SOME SLEEP SOON BECAUSE MY EYES ARE GETTING A BIT HEAVY.... ZZZZZZZ....... NO NO... I HAVE TO STAY AWAKE... I HAVE TO KEEP ON BORING YOU... WHAT SHALL I TYPE NOW??? EHHMM... AH YES... WAIT... LET ME FIRST GO TO THE PLEE.... HEY.... BACK AGAIN... WELL I CAN TELL YOU THAT IT AIRS UP A LOT..... HPH IS STILL BUGGING WITH MY FID-ROUTINE.... HE'S NOT VERY SMART BECAUSE HE'S LOADING THE WRONG SINUS AT THE WRONG PLACE.... AND I WON'T HELP HIM (HEHEHE).. BUT THAT'S BECAUSE OTHERWISE I'LL LOOSE TOO MUCH TIME.... AND INSPIRATION ON THIS VERY STUPID TEXT..... HIHO... STILL AWAKE???? I WANNA BET YOU ARE NOT!!! TOMORROW FACET IS COMING TO MY PLACE.... HE SAID TO ME HE MADE SOME NEW GRAFIX WICH HE WANTED TO SHOW ME.... I HOPE THEY ARE NICE BECAUSE I HATE UGLY GRAPHIX.... AND WHEN HE IS GONE SHOCK WILL COME TO BORE ME (AND YOU) BECAUSE HE WANTED TO TYPE JUST ANOTHER LITTLE TEXT IN THIS MEGA-DEMO... I DON'T KNOW IN WICH PART IT WILL COME... IT'S UP TO YOU TO FIND IT OUT (IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN HIS TEXT, WICH YOU PROBABLY ARE NOT... BECAUSE HIS TEXT ARE ALMOST AS BORING AS THIS ONE!!!... BUT I THINK I REALLY BREAK THE RECORD ON TYPE NOT INTERESTING TEXT....) EHH WHY DID I PUT THAT BRACKET??? AH I KNOW IT... BECAUSE I STARTED THE SENTENCE WITH A BRACKET BUT THAT ONE WAS IN THE OTHER DIRECTION.... IF YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT LAST SENTENCE (WICH IS VERY GOOD POSSIBLE IF YOU'RE A NOT SO SMART LAMER) THEN FIRST GET YOURSELF A DICTIONARY AND FIND THE WORD BRACKET... THIS WILL EXPLAIN VERY MUCH... BUT WHEN YOU DID UNDERSTAND THE SENTENCE THEN THIS DOESN'S COUNT FOR YOU..... EHHH WAS THAT BORING OR WAS THAT BORING.... I DON'T THINK YOU CAN CONTRADICT ME!!! WHAT DA HELL IS 'CONTRADICT'??? IF YOU THAUGHT THAT SOME SECONDS AGO THEN YOUR ENGLISH IS BENEATH CONTEMPT..... BUT THEN YOU ALSO DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT ONE.... SO I WILL JUST KEEP TO LAME'N'ENGLISH SO THAT EVERYONE WILL UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING... SEE YA.... WHAT A STUPID END OF THIS STUPID TEXT DON'T YOU THINK????? REAL BORING!!! STOP YAWNING MAN.... PRESS DA BORING BUTTON.... WHEN YOU READ DIZ YOU DIDN'T PRESS THE LEFT EAR OF THE CHEESE EATING JOYSTICK..... I NOCK IT NOW.... I GOTTA GET SOME SLEEP.... SEE YA IN THE MORNING.... OVER AND OUT.... ZZZZZZZZ Z Z Z Z Z