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Illegal Copy Issue 01 23-05-1991A WARM WELCOME FROM ALL VISIONAIRS...
01 - CONTENTS
02 - WELCOME TO ILLEGAL COPY!
03 - CHILDS PLAY PART II
04 - IT BY STEPHAN KING
05 - HARDWARE, THE COMMENTS
06 - HARDWARE, THE MOVIE
07 - MISERY WITH J. CAAN & C. BATES
08 - SILENCE OF THE LAMBS
09 - SILENCE OF THE LAMBS PART II
10 - THE GRIFTERS WITH A. HUSTON
11 - MARKED FOR DEATH WITH S. SEAGAL
12 - CHAINS OF GOLD WITH JOHN TRAVOLTA
13 - PREDATOR PART II WITH D. GLOVER
14 - HOT NEWS, DID YOU KNOW THAT......
15 - SEQUELS AND SEQUELS....
16 - TOP TEN MOVIES
17 - SOME NICE TIPS FOR YA VIDEO
18 - INFO PAGE FROM DA STAFF OF I.C.
19 - MAXIMUM PLEASURE COPY PARTY
20 - VISION & LEGEND COPY PARTY
21 - HOW TO CONTACT ILLEGAL COPY
22 - SLASH'S PAGE
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Hello and welcome to the first issue
of Illegal Copy. In this magazine we
will review the latest movies, besides
this there will also be some normal
articles but only in the minority.
This magazine is not meant to compete
with all the other mags, it is just a
substitute of the papermag 'Illegal
Copy' that is made by Johnny Boy and
Mighty Mike/Vsn. There is also a c64
mag by Decade so almost every
movie-freak can read this mag, whether
he has a computer or not. We hope you
will like this magazine as much as we
do and have fun reading it.
The Publishers
PS: Every body can copy this
wonderfull magazine but remeber this
is a FREEWARE product !!
The Copyrights are from ViSioN and
noone has the right to Sell/Hire this
beautifull(?) Mag without our written
permission !!!!
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CHILD'S PLAY PART II
Yup Chucky is back again..... It
starts with the factory where the 'good
guys' are made. They took the burned
parts of Chucky to a lab in the factory
where they examinate the leftovers from
the doll. But than a short circuit
makes the doll alive.... again. If
you saw part 1 you should know that
Chucky told the secret (who he really
was!) to Andy. Chucky must find Andy
to enter his body, coz otherwise his
soul must stay in the doll. Andy now
lives in a fosterhome. When he
recognizes that Chucky is after him,
nobody believes him, but when his
fosterparents are killed by Chucky, a
girl who is also staying in that family
helps him. Together they have to kill
Chucky before they will be killed..
Again a good sequel but not that much
exitement and horror as the first part.
Rating: 6.5
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IT by Stephen King
This 3 hours horror movie turns out not
so bad, as we were told. It's all
about a clown called pennywise. Seven
kids have the same 'dream' about a
clown. The clown is terrorising them,
but one day when the kids have enough
of it, they go on a clownshunt.
Pennywise is staying in the sewer. One
of the kids knows where the sewer
starts and they go there. When they
are looking at Pennywise, they shoot a
silver rock to his head and hits it.
They all make an promise that if
pennywise would show up again, they all
will meet and will kill him for good.
When a little girl is killed, one of
the kids finds an indication from
pennywise.
He calls all the other kids to set up
a meeting and they all go hunting
pennywise again. For those who love
horror movies, don't expect to much,
for stephen King fans..Go see it.
Rating: 7
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HARDWARE THE COMMENTS
This is realy a cool movie so we will
give you some ratings and opinions of
other people.....
US magazine gives the film 3 stars and
calls it.... As terrifying as Alien,
as disturbing as 1984.
WOR RADIO says:
"The most thought provoking film since
A clock work orange."
and Fangoria Magazine calls it......
the best science fiction horror film
of the year.
We??
We just think its fucking unbelieveble.
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HARDWARE THE MOVIE....
After the big war (not the gulfwar) the
earth is just a big hell hole.
Radioactivity rules on our planet, but
the cool ones live on in deep space.
Now two of these survivors come back.
One finds the head of a robot and gives
it (with some other junk) to his
girlfriend. She puts some parts of it
together and she has sex. (no dummy
not with the robot) It seemes that the
robot is a government project to
destroy bad life on the planet. Anyway
it`s still an experiment...but now in
the 21st century the experiment is out
of control. The MARK 13 (the name of
the robot) does not only kill the bad
people....no (no?) yes, no, he just
kills everyone...by the road, as I can
see you thinking and sweating for the
question WHY THE HELL IS THAT DUDE
CALLED MARK 13...... well...b4 you
eat your shoe, here`s the answer to
that question. Eh....oh yeah! It`s
called so after a phrase in the Bible
coz under mark 13 there stood NO FLESH
SHALL BE SPARED. Well satisfied now,
o.k. than back to the film. The
robot comes alive (you guessed it) and
he begins to destroy anything that
gets in his way (real fun). Well the
excitement is on top. Together they
have to find a way to kill the
bastard, will they succeed?? (yes,
hehehe)
Rating:8
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MISERY with JAMES CAAN & CATHY BATES
Paul Sheldon (J.C.) is a succesful
writer. He made his first succes with
the book misery. Now he wants to quit
with writing novels about misery so he
has to let misery die in his last book.
After finishing the final chapter at
the silver creek he wants to bring the
book to his publisher, when he drives
away he doesn`t know that there was a
storm coming up. He gets an accident
and he slides down from a hill.
Somebody pulls him out of the car and
takes him home. after sleeping some
days, paul wakes up and finds himself
in a bed with two badly injured legs
and a broken arm. A woman, Anny Miller
(C.B. who got an oscar for this roll)
is taking care of Paul. She was a
nurse before her husband died. Well
after some days of rest and sleep, Paul
is slowly recovering. Ann asks him
if she may read the last novel of
misery. She is so possessed of misery
that she even has a pig called misery.
Then it happens, when she reads that
misery dies in the last book, she get
so upset about it, that she makes the
recovery of Paul`s accident
impossible. She gives him bad pills
that instead of taking the pain away,
only increases it plus that she is
hitting him etc. Than she even burns
his last book, and he didn`t even have
a copy. Ann asks him to write a new
final book and let misery live. Well
we beter quit here otherwise it won`t
be exciting anymore. For the Stephen
King fans..........see this one too,
it`s an awesome thriller.
Rating: 8
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SILENCE OF THE LAMBS
with J.Foster / A.Hopkins
Clarice Starling (J.F.) is a well
trained and good educated police cop.
She has the assignment to find the
maniac killer (Buffalo Bill) who
kidnappes young women and then cuts
pieces of skin off their bodies. First
she has to interrogate the intelligent
but very agressive psycho, Hannibal
(the kannibal) Lecter (AH). He tells
her that BB does the killing to free
him of some sexual frustrations and
that he might be a transsexual.
Another victim is found and inside her
is a little cocoon of an insect that
normaly only lives in Asia. Clarice
goes back to Hannibal again who is now
transported to another jail. CS feels
some simpathy for H. and he wants to
know why she want to get this Buffalo
Bill so much. Then CS tells him the
story that after the death of her
father and mother she was raised at a
farm. And one night she heared
screaming from the barn. When she
went out for a look in it she saw
little lambs who got slaughtered, and
she tried to free them but they
wouldn`t come out. Then she picks out
one lamb and run away with it. But it
was to heavy to carry. At the end she
got caught. The lamb got slaughtered
and she is put in a home for
parentless children. Now H. presumes
that she thinks by catching BB the
terrible screaming of the lambs will
stop and the lambs will be silent.
After some more hints she goes out to
find the killer.
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Meanwhile H. escapes on a very bloody
and thrilling way. Clarice informs the
police that she found the killer, but
they tell her that they`re just on
their way to get him.
Clarice still does some investigations
at the home of the parents of the
kidnapped girl. And here she gets the
point. It seemes that Catherine (the
kidnapped girl) was a good dress maker.
Now Clarice thinks that the killer
wants a transplantation on himself to
turn him into a woman. When she
arrives at the killers house the fun
realy starts.
WELL CLARICE?? CAN YOU HEAR THE SILENCE
OF THE LAMBS NOW.....
rating: 8.5
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THE GRIFTERS WITH A.HUSTON AND J.CUSACK
This movie is about a young grifter
(J.Cusack) whom`s mother left him when
he was a kid. He is cheating with
dicing and if he goes to a bar he wants
to have change for a 20 and when the
man is reaching for the change he
quickly change it into a 1 dollar bill,
but he get's the change for 20 bux.
This cheap grifter has a girlfriend who
can't pay her own rent, so she goes to
bed with the housekeeper when she has
to pay. When John get's a kick in the
stomach in some bar, he has to go to
the hospital where his mother(A.Huston)
shows up again. She is also a grifter,
she works for a bookmaker, she has to
buy the tickits at the horse races, but
she steals also by putting money from
her boss in a suitcase in the car and
picks up the loosers tickits and will
tell the boss she bought them. One
day the girlfriend finds out about the
suitcase and wants to steal it. Well
you don't have to see this one, coz it
ain't that good as it seemes. They
say the film isn't a B-movie but we
think that is all bullshit.
Rating: 5
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MARKED FOR DEATH WITH STEVEN SEAGAL
John Hatcher (S.Seagal) is a cop who's
gettin' tired of killing all the bad
guys. He is going to quit the force.
When he's staying at his sister's
place he still sees all the bad
motherfuckers again in that town, the
jamaicans. They are rulin' the town
with dealing drugs and killing people.
The leader of the gang is SCREWFACE.
When Hatcher and his old football)pal
wants to do sumthin' against those
crooks, the jamaicans fire upon his
sister's house and his little nice is
shot. Now he is realy mad and all the
action starts. For those who thought
NICO, HARD TO KILL was good, you gotta
see this one. 90 minutes full action
and voodoo !!!!
Rathing: 8
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CHAINS OF GOLD WITH JOHN TRAVOLTA
Scott Barnes (J.T) is a social worker
who lost, by his fould with drinkin'
his son and wife. Now when he is 4
years allready clean, he helps a family
with a wife and 2 kids. The 13 year
old Tommy is his best friend. When
Scott finds out there is a child
murdered with the same tattoo (YIP) as
Tommy. Scott asks around wath that
tattoo means. Y.I.P. is a big
organized crack dealin' gang with more
that 1000 children. When Tommy is
missin' for 3 nights, Scott goes to the
police, but they won't help him. Now
Scott has to do it on his own against
carlos, the leader of the so called
Youth Program. His old girlfriend
Jackie, who is a lawer and helps the
cases of YIP, is helpin' Scott into
the organization, so he can find Tommy
in there somewhere. At this Point the
action starts... This DIE HARD styled
movie is John's best sofar...
Rathing: 7
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PREDATOR PART 2 WITH DANNY GLOVER
The sequel is takin' place in the
middle of a drug war. When the police
finds dead bodies hangin' on the
ceiling, a special task force reconises
it. They come to the city to catch the
aliens. Ofcoz good cop Danny Glover
doesn't want to give his case away.
But the task force will, so Danny goes
on a skullcollecting warrior hunt. A
damn good sequel this time.
Rathing: 8
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HOT NEWS
Did you know:
- Patrick Swayze is going to play in
City of Joy.
- Jean Claude van Damme will play the
part of G.I. Joe.
- Danny Devito will act again in Jack
the Bear.
- Gene Hackman will make a film with
the french connection team called the
Bumb City.
- Andrew McCarthy will do a sequel
again... yes: Weekend at Barnies II
- R.Williams, J.Roberts, D.Hofman will
play in Steven Spielberg's Peter Pan.
- Madonna will be acting in Boxing
Helena but maybe Kim Bassinger is
taking her place.
- Sean Connery will be playing in the
stand.
- Karate Kid Ralph will play a roll
in the film 'My Cousin Vinny',
- John Goodman will maybe play Fred
in 'Flinstones The Movie'.
That's it for this month...as you know
Illegal Copy keeps you informed of all
the latest news and gossips.
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SEQUELS AND SEQUELS.....
Yes, again and again. What`s up with
those filmmakers, no inspiration or
what? The 90's will be the years of
the sequels.... take this one,
realeased sequels of: child's play,
young guns, kickboxer, gremlins,
nightmare on elmstreet, highlander,
indy jones, robocop, die hard, look
who's talking, maniac cop, back to the
future and the list goes on and on...
and what can we expect next: problem
child 2, robocop 3 flatliners 2, lethal
weapon 3, batman 2 yup guy's where will
it stop????????
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10 BEST MOVIES
1 DIE HARD II
2 THE NAKED GUN
3 GHOST
4 HARDWARE
5 TOTAL RECALL
6 FERRIS BULLER DAY OFF
7 REPOSESED
8 MARKED FOR DEATH
9 PREDATOR II
10 DARKMAN
10 WORST MOVIES
1 ANNIE
2 THE BURBS
3 EXORCIST III
4 ELM STREET II
5 WITCHES OF EASTWICK
6 WAR OF THE ROSES
7 INCREDIBLE MELTING MAN
8 FRANKENHOOKER
9 MIAMI BLUES
10 THE GRIFTERS
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WRY PICTURE ?
Your T.V. has a special VideoCorection
switch which automaticly turns on when
you choose the highest channel number,
when you for instance have 99 channels
on your t.v., you should pick channel
99. On some systems (Philips) you have
to choose channel "0". When your video
is directly connected (scart), instead
of an antennaconnection, it will auto-
maticly turn on with the "AV" channel
"EXT" channel.
TAPE GOT STUCK
Turn your video recorder completly on
and off (pull the plug out) and try to
get the tape out. If this does not
work......kill yourselve, you will
never have a problem anymore.
FILTY HEADS
When your pic quality is getting worse
and you can`t handle it with the
"TrackingSwitch" you should first try
a cleaning cassete (this only lasts
for 3 times). Or you can try it by
cleaning it with some 100 % PURE
alcohol (no beer) but be carefull.....
Still problems???.... Send your video
to me, You will have no troubles with
it anymore.
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INFORMATION
Hello I`m mister (Ed) eh, Mike and I
would just say this: when you have any
ideas or suggestions, votes, questions,
remarks you can always contact us.
When you (just like the 2 members)
can`t live a month without reaching the
hottest mag ever produced and you are
ready to hang yourselve or cut your
head of when you don`t recieve the next
issue, write us....or better call our
hotline, and we`ll see what we can do.
(We didn`t figure out yet what that
could be, but we are working on it).By
the road, I.C. is also available on
C64 and paper. The c64 version is done
by DECADE. The papermag of I.C. is
done by Johnny Boy and Mighty Mike/Vsn.
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It will be held on the 18/19 May, from
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where piracy is not a crime....
There are prices for:
- The best Major-Release Group
- The Winner of the Sound-Competition
- The best Demo (Single and Megademo)
- Sexual surprise for the
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Features: Live Cracks,US-ModemImports
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To hire a room and the equipment, we
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V I S I O N and L E G E N D
COPYPARTY
Somewhere in August/September 1991,
Vision and Legend will arrange a
party. This party will last 2 or 3
days and will be held in Holland.
There will be several competitions and
activities but all these will be
mentioned in the actual invitation.
If you wanna take part then there is
only one way to be invited: contact
us! You can do it by mail or by
modem. If you call one of these 2
boards be sure to leave the sysop a
message of the amount of persons to be
invited and if you take your computer
with you (places will be reserved
then).
Also leave your adress behind so we
can send you the invitations! No
invitation means that you will be
kicked out in 99% of the cases.
Bad Habit (ViSioN) +31-4132-74387
Turk 51 Zone (LeGenD) +31-010-4296515
If ya don't have a modem or couldn't
pay the bill then write a letter in
which you name the amount of guys that
wanna come, in which group you are, if
you take your computer with ya and
ofcourse your adres and send it:
ViSioN Box 358 5460 AJ VEGHEL HOLLAND
this is the ONLY InvitationOrderAdres
The Organisation
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TO CONTACT ILLEGAL COPY FOR ANY REASON
WRITE TO ONE THESE EDITORS:
JOHNNY BOY MIGHTY MIKE/VISION
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OR CALL THE ILLEGAL COPY HOTLINE ON:
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Hmm, last page, last bullshit...
The honors to write the last page are
for me! Who is me? Slash, the coder
of this simple code...
Reason for this simpleness are:
1. Out of Inspiration.
2. Out of Time.
3. Out of Money.
4. Out of Reality...
And some more, but I don't want to bore
you with them, ok? Anyway, if you have
some ideas on how to improve the code
of this magazine (please do not start
with things like: filled vectors in
the background, smooth scrolling in
eight directions or other Facet-like
ideas ok?)
Send them to me! (I'll probably look
at them and think 'Fuck you!' and go
out to play.) There is a little price
for the most origial sender! (A
postcard from Den Helder at night or
something like that, I dono...) A big
'sorry' to all of my contacts. I'm
verry sorry for being so lazy, but I
have my reasons! (Don't we all?) But
I'll try to improve ok? (promise!)
One question left... Why am I? Is it
because I am? Is it because I drink,
fuck, get stoned, code a mag? Who
knows, and who cares? An awnser to
none of this questions in the next
issue of...
I L L E G A L C O P Y
'Till Then...
SLASH - VISION
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Hello and welcome to the first issue of Illegal Copy. In this scroller
i will just be discussing some news, gossips, rumours and all that other
interesting stuff that noone wants to hear but all need to know. First of
all I want to thank Slash for the outstanding coding of this magazine,
credits for the graphix are available for Facet and Slash. Music was
made by Hein design. On behalf of all other passengers that will
join our little trip to norway (dxn,flt,crb and vlc party) i want to wish
the best of luck to Tsm with his exams. Too bad you can't come along with
us.. (snif). After this sad news i want to take the opportunity to
promote our board 'Bad Habit', this nice mag will be released every month
there so call +31-4132-74387. It speaks for itself that this board runs on
a 14.4 hst (geen problemen dus met uppen he remco ?). Well enough of this
boardtalk lets get on with the scroll.. Many humans asked us: When will
MegaDemo 5 be released. Till now we always answered: Soon!.... In this
scroll i want to correct this... Megademo 5
will NOT be released.. I repeat: MEGADEMO 5 will NOT be released!...
Jesus!.. Not be released ! (thats what i said..) Are ya kiddin' me ?
Nope.. I talked about it with Tsm and the basic reason was that he made
the demos a long time ago and didn't feel like plugging them together.. so
they grew older and older and one day these NEW ideas were just normal ones
used by several coders. (And when they are normal they do not meet the
ViSioN standard of demos (haha). Anyroad, Tsm has been working on several
new ideas since then and they will be released before the end of june (he
promised!) Another hot message comes from Tilburg/Holland where Blo comes
from. Ya know that he is one of our musicians..correction... WAS one of
our musicians. He stepped out of ViSioN to join another group for personal
reasons.(jammer joh, je hoorde er toch gewoon bij dacht ik zo).. Anyway
maybe (probarbly not) you are puzzeling with names to find out who this
misterious writer is. Well, that's an easy one.. HINT ONE: He is
selfopinionated. HINT TWO: He likes to think himself as the organizer of
ViSioN. HINT THREE: He is the man behind postbox 358 in Veghel/Holland...
Still didn't guess it?.. yee man, you must be really stupid. As a
punishment.. I won't tell ya. After these long lines of boredome i think
its time for something different...
THE END