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 SPEEDY AND BUTLER OF UTOPIA GIVE YOU  MIND CRIME 26     THIS CRIME WAS RELEASED IN MAY 1991  - THE YEAR OF THE YEAR -                   YO!  HERE YOU HAVE ME, THE BUTLER READY SERV YOU SOME HIGH TECH TEXT...   I WILL SOON SERV YOU WITH SOME GREETZ, BUT FIRST SOME BULLSHIT TEXT!            I HAVE CHANGE MY NAME FROM SLAYER TO BUTLER, COZ SLAYER IS A GOOD CODER (YO! SLAYER OF SCOOPEX) AND I AM NOT!  YAHAA TO ALL WHO HAS CONTACT ME, I HAVE BEEN OUT OF THE SCENE FOR SOME TIME... AND AN OTHER REASON THAT YOU HAVE NOT HEARD FROM ME IS THAT I HAVE GOT 106 LETTERS, FROM GUYS (NO GIRLS, WHY ?) THAT WANNA SWAP WITH ME!      I WILL SEND BACK TO SOME OF YOU, THE COOLEST AND BEST... AND TO ALL OF YOU THAT DOES NOT GET BACK FROM ME, PLEASE CONTACT ME AT THE PORSGRUNN PARTY AND YOU'LL GET YOUR DISK(S) BACK... COZ I AM NOT A FUCKIN' DISK STEALER!!!                  AND NOW BUTLER SERV YOU WITH HIS SPECIAL MIX DRINK, THE MEGA COOLEST CONTACT GREETZ... HERE IT COMES:      TRIX OF REBELS (KEEP UP THE GOOD FRIENDSHIP!)      JOKER OF NETWORK (LET US HAVE SOME FUN AT THE PARY, EH..?)      CHESTER OF BRAINSTORM (LET US KEEP UP THE FRIENDSHIP!)        JAUGERT OF NETWORK     BUD O. OF MOTION      GUSTAV OF THE UTOPIA FANS       TELLUS OF UTOPIA     AND TO THE REST IN THE DUNGEON OF TURTLES... I DUN'T GIDD TO WRIT MOORE (ROGER?)...                  TEN-FOUR, ROGER, WE HAVE A TEN-FOUR...      SPEEDY IS BOUNCING AROUND...     AEHGFKJAYEKY ...   SHIT!  MY NOSE FELL OFF!    HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO WRITE A LETTER WITHOUT USING YOUR HANDS?    I HAVE!!      WELL, THEN... WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE, THEN? ...    FIRST OF ALL A MASSAGE TO THE PRIDE OF FLASH (TRASH) PRODUCTION...   WE CALLED YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT SOME DAYS AGO...  A SLEEPY VOICE MUMBLED IN THE PHONE ...       HMMFH, AEE OOE IE OA EUU OAAA      (IT SEEMED TO BE DANISH!)  (AT LEAST NOT POLISH!  (CAR POLISH?) (TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE WAX?!?!    KOWABUNGA!!!    TURTLE POWER!!))     SORRY IF WE WOKE ANYBODY UP, BUT WE HAD A LITTLE PROBLEM BECAUSE OF THE MIDNIGHT SUN, AND WE THOUGHT THAT YOU DANES HAD THAT TOO...   EERHHHMMMM...    MAD?       SUM OTHER HILOOS TO TERMINATOR, APACHE, TEEZE, SECTOR NINE, HUNTER (HAHA!!! SLEM GUTT!), SENTINEL, BANDIT, PWY (F0KK JU!), RENE, MR BEAN (B0NNA), AND TO THE OTHERS....     WE GOTTA QUIT NOW, BECAUSE OUR RELIGION FORBIDS US TO WRITE MORE THAN 3000 BYTES, GOOODBYE!!!                                HAHA!!!  FOOLED YOU!!!