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 PRESENTS 
  EAT THIS....
6529 Sine Plotsand there'sno cheating
 WHAT HAS FOUR LEGSAND ONE ARM?
 A VERY HAPPYPIT BULL!
 Large catscan be dangerous
 but a little PUSSYnever hurts anyone!
OUR COMPU REPAIR KITCONSIST OF:1 HAMMER , 1 CONDOM
OUR MOTTO IS:IF YOU CAN'T FIX ITFUCK IT
 Spread at the X-MASParty'91 held by:
AnarchyCrystaland Silents
  Let's twist again!
 4 BITPLANEFLOFFY
 2400 DOUBLE Sineplots in 1 FRAME!
and as usualthere's nocheating!
anUPFRONT Production1991
Merry X-MASand a happyNew Year!





WELL LETS BEGIN THE END WITH A
LITTLE JOKE!

HOW MANY PROGRAMMERS DOES IT TAKE TO
CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

TWENTY! ONE TO CHANGE IT AND NINETEEN
TO SAY 
- VERY NICE  BUT I CAN DO IT BETTER!


CREDITS FOR THE DEMO                 

MUSIC -ATOMIC TOUCH-       DICE                                 
      
INTRO                                 
CODING                     SPIKE       
LOGO                       ROOKIE      
REMAINING GRAPHICS         SPIKE

                                       
LOADER                                
CODING                     EINSTEIN    
ASSISTANT CODING           TECH        
GRAPHICS                   ROOKIE      
                                       
MADCAP-COLOURS                        
CODING                     ZORO        
IRON-MADNESS PICCY         ROOKIE


                                       
FLOFFY                               
CODING                     SPIKE       
GRAPHICS                   ROOKIE      
                                       
ZX-WAVE                               
CODING                     SPIKE       
GRAPHICS                   ROOKIE


                                       
2400 DOUBLE SINE PLOTS                
CODING                     SPIKE       
GRAPHICS                   ROOKIE      
                                       
6529 SINE PLOTS                       
CODING                     ZORO        
GRAPHICS                   ROOKIE


                                       
CHESSBOARD                            
CODING                     TECH        
GRAPHICS                   ROOKIE      
                                       
PIPE-PLASMA                           
CODING                     ZARCH       
ASSISTANT CODING           EINSTEIN
GRAPHICS                   ROOKIE


VECTOR                                
CODING                     EINSTEIN    
GRAPHICS                   ROOKIE      
OBJECTS                    TECH AND ZORO 
ASSISTANT OBJECT CREATOR   EINSTEIN    
                                       
END-SCREEN                            
SUNRISE-ROUTINE            SPIKE       
WRITER                     EINSTEIN    
LOGO                       ROOKIE

COFFEE SUPPLIED BY

ALLAN PICHLER AND LARS SNEFTRUP.

ADDITIONAL AMIGAS BY DEATURE AND
LARS SNEFTRUP. THANKS GUYS.


END OF CREDITS.

   ... ARE SOMEONE READING THIS ? ...
I HOPE COZ I  -  ROOKIE  -  HAVE SOME 
MESSAGES TO SOME OF MY FRIENDS ... 
YEP LET ME START WITH A SPECIAL HELLO TO
MILKSHAKE AND ICRONITE OF ANARCHY THANKS 
FOR ALWAYS GREETING ME IN YOUR DEMOS 
- I THINK YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE ?  
BUT PERHAPS AFTER THIS DEMO MORE WILL ? 
     -    ANYWAY ALSO SOMETHING BIG ? TO 
STARGATE - ALIEN AND ROBOTRON OF UPFRONT
- WILL YOU MAKE UPFRONT DEMOS AGAIN OR ?   
AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR - AND MY ? - GAMES ?

 ... HI DEATURE - TEACHER ? -ARE THE 
MUSICDISK FINISH SOON ?   ANYWAY WHAT 
DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS PARTY ? HAVE YOU
SEEN MY DRIVE AND ANY GREAT COMPETITORS?   
TELL ME ...      YO TECHNO-FREAK 
MARSHAL OF ?   HOW ARE YOUR LEG AND YOUR 
MONEY DOING ?   CATCH YOU MAN     
    GONZO AND YAMATO OF FLASH PRODUCTION  
WHAT IS THE PROBLEM DUDES ?   
YAMATO DONT YOU LIKE MY GRAPHIC ?   
WHAT ABOUT IT ON THE 64 ?   HOPE TO SEE
YOU BOTH AT THIS PARTY

 ENOUGH ORDINARY CRAP - RIGHT NOW I AM
SITTING HERE - WHERE ? - RELAXING  WHILE
OTHER UPFRONT GUYS ARE TRYING TO FINISH 
THIS DEMO ? DENTRO ? BOOTBLOCK INTRO ? 
... ACTUALLY THIS TIME WE ARE FINISHING
- WHAT WE ARE MAKING ? 
- BEFORE SHOWING UP AT A PARTY   A JOKE? 
UNBELIEVABLE WHAT I HAVE JUST WRITING IS
TRUE   - I HOPE ...         
THE ONE AND LONELY ROOKIE OF UPFRONT
QUITING NOW ...   
DRIBBLE OVER MY PIXELS OR DIE ...

THIS IS A GOOD DEMO! -SAYS ROOKIE!!-
I DONT KNOW YET COZ I HAVENT SEEN IT
EEH I FORGOT TO TELL THAT THIS PAGE
WAS WRITTEN BY SUNJOHN OF EOKDP/ANARCHY
WELL I COULD ADVERTISE FOR MY DEMO
CALLED 3D DEMO RELEASED AT THIS PARTY
-THE PARTY 1991-. IF YOU HAVENT SEEN
IT YET THEN GO GET IT! ALSO GO GET MY
LAST DEMO CALLED REX POLYHEDRON! NOW I
MUST SAY HELLO TO ROOKIE AND GNORT?? OF
UPFRONT -THE CULT OF INTELLIGENCE-.

IS THIS A GOOD DEMO?!? -SUNJOHN SAYS 
THAT ROOKIE SAYS SO...- HI THIS IS DICE
OF UPFRONT -I AM THE INTELLIGENT ONE-
ACTUALLY I AM PRETTY MUCH OUT OF INSPI-
RATION NOW SO I GUESS THAT THIS TEXT
IS GONNA BE PRETTY LAME EH?
TO CONTACT ME -DICE OF UPFRONT- JUST
CALL ME ON - 45 - 86 29 51 61. MUSICIANS
ARE OF COURSE VERY WELCOME. TECH IS
HERE ON MY LEFT NAGGING ON ME SO I
THINK I WILL END THIS CRAPPY TEXT NOW.
SEE YA.



TO GET IN TOUCH WITH US YOU MAY
CONTACT US BY WRITING TO

       UPFRONT
       BOX 2031
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IF YOU HAVE ACCESS TO INTERNET YOU
CAN CONTACT US ON THE FOLLOWING INTER-
NET ADRESSES

EINSTEIN - BENGT-AT-VAX87.AUD.AUC.DK
GNORT    - GNORT-AT-DAIMI.AAU.DK

WHERE -AT- MEANS THE SIGN THAT YOU WILL
PROBABLY KNOW WHAT IS IF YOU HAVE
ACCESS TO THE NET!!



  Hi kids!  This is Gnort at borrowed keys introducing yet a part of this epical production, planned to be the Upfront-Mega-Xmas-Demo!      This part should've been called Floede-Plasma, but for various reasons the rest of the group disagreed with me....    and not for the first time either!   -sigh-     Oh well..enough about that....        I'm right now sitting in a crowded conference hall in some Godforsaken city called Aars in the middle of the darkest Jutland, Denmark.    Reason:   The Silents-Crystal-Anarchy Xmas Party 1991.....   and what a merry bunch!!   Imagine 1200 sweety, smelly guys with greasy hair and wet armpits!!    YEACH!!!       Ok, smellies, this is for you!    A most radically happy new year to you!!  And for Christ sake....  TAKE A SHOWER!!!!                                                                      



^                                                                                          ^ WELCOME   TO THE  ^  WORLD      OF    ^2400 REAL ACEPLOTS                                                                PUSH   YOUR STICK  TO THE     LEFT   ^ TO QUIT ^   THE   ^DEMOMODE.                                                                                                                                                                                              ^ NOW ITS  TIME FOR ^THE USUALMEMBERLIST FROM A-Z                                                             ^  ALIEN            ^   ASC                DICE              EINSTEIN           ^  GNORT             INFINITY           JACKANAPES          ^   RAY              ROBOTRON             ROOKIE             SPACEMAN           ^  SPIKE               TECH             ^ TRINITY           ^WOWBAGGER          ^  YOBBO            ^  ZARCH               ZORO                                                                  SOME   ^ GENERAL INFO ABOUT  HOW TO  ^ CONTROL    THIS   ^ PLOTTER                                                                                  JOYSTICK ^IN PORT 2TO CONTROL^   THE   ^ PLOTTER                                                                                             UP AND  ^ DOWN TO CHOOSE THE^VALUES ORMODES THAT YOU WANT TO CHANGE.                                                                                                    ^ LEFT OR ^  RIGHT  ^INCREASES    OR    ^DECREASES^THE VALUEOR CHANGES^THE MODE.                                                                                                                IF YOU   HOLD THE   BUTTON     DOWN                THEN   ^ YOU CAN   CHANGE  THE VALUES   MUCH     FASTER                                                                         THE MENU DISAPPEARS WHEN YOU   HAVENT  TOUCHED IT^  FOR A  ^  WHILE                                                              ^PRESS THE^MOUSE FOR^ EXITING ^THIS PART                                                                                TO TURN IT^ BACK ON    JUST   PRESS FIRE                                                                                          ^  NOW A  ^ SPECIAL  GREETING     TO     SPACEMAN     OF    ^ UPFRONT               WE     MISS YOU ^ ALOT AT THIS PARTY                                                                                                                        THIS PARTY IS QUITE  GOOD BUT ^ WITHOUT ^  DRUNK    PEOPLE   IT WOULD ^HAVE BEEN   EVEN    BETTER..                                                   ^   AND     WHY IS  ^  THERE      NO    COCA-COLA?                                                                      ^   END                                                                                                                           @         



PNT:X1 +0000    X2 +0000    Y1 +0000    Y2 +0000
SPD:X1 +0013    X2 -0017    Y1 +0005    Y2 +0027
SPC:X1 +0400    X2 -0401    Y1 +0400    Y2 +0401
DOTS:   2400
DEMO:    OFF



         UPFRONT PRESENTS                             - THE FLOFFY -                        THIS IS OUR SECOND MEGA-DEMO AND IT IS RELEASED ON THE ANARCHY SILENTS CRYSTAL PARTY....      



           WHILE ARTHUR, ZAPHOD AND MARVIN WERE SEARCHING FOR THE ULTIMATE COSMIC QUESTION (THE ANSWER IS 42) ABOUT LIFE, THE UNIVERS AND EVERYTHING, THIS BINARY APOCALYPSE BECAME REALITY!!?!?!            RIGHT NOW YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE ZX-WAVE WHICH IS A ROUTINE THAT MOVES IN A DOUBLE-SINUS-CURVE ON BOTH X AND Z  - THE Z-WAVE IS OF CAUSE CALCULATED WITH PERSPECTIVE...                                                     



  ...SOMETHING WAS WRONG. HE DID NOT KNOW WHAT IT WAS, BUT SOMETHING WAS WRONG.  SOMETHING WAS OUT OF PLACE ...OR LOST ...OR FORGOTTEN.  THE FEELING NAGGED AT HIM LIKE SOME PAIN NOT QUITE LOCALIZED ENOUGH TO BE IDENTIFIED. THAT SENSE OF WRONGNESS WOULD ALMOST CRYSTALIZE INTO A THOUGHT ...AND THEN IT WOULD SKITTER AWAY AGAIN LIKE SOME SMALL, NOT QUITE TAME ANIMAL ...   SOMETHING WRONG.   OR OUT OF PLACE.   OR LOST.   OR FORGOTTEN...                                      



  -IN 1990 SOMETHING CALLED #PLASMA# WAS INVENTED!..  THIS HAS BEEN MADE IN MANY DIFFERENT WAYS.. THIS IS ONE OF THE MORE STRANGE VERSIONS...       FLYING REGARDS TO MY FRIENDS..  - PER - MARTIN C. - MARTIN M. - HENNING - ALLE ALLAN#ERNE - TROELS - JENS - AND ALSO A SPECIAL REGARD TO MICHAEL -ROOKIE- FOR DRAWING THIS 4PLANE CHARSET!..    SEE YOU LATER...  UPFRONT 1991!