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LOADERPART CODED BY EINSTEIN  GRAPHICS BY TECH  MUSIC BY GONZO OF FLASH PRODUCTIONS  







 SMOOTH PLASMA............RSI/TSL PARTY
 MATHEMATICAL SURFACES....RSI/TSL PARTY
 GIGA ZOOM................RSI/TSL PARTY
 SMOOTH COPPER.............BOUNTY PARTY
 RGB PLASMA................BOUNTY PARTY
 ACEPLOTTER................BOUNTY PARTY
 FLEXIBLE ZOOM.............BOUNTY PARTY





HOPE YA ALL LIKE IT..,,--




FIRST PART BEING LOADED AND DECRUNCHED..
"SMOOTH PLASMA", NOTICE THE SMOOTHNESS..
CODE      BY EINSTEIN
GRAPHICS  BY ROOKIE
MUSIC     BY METAL






NEXT PART BEING LOADED AND DECRUNCHED...
"MATHEMATICAL SURFACES", SIMPLY GREAT...
CODE      BY ASC
GRAPHICS  BY ROOKIE
MUSIC     BY METAL






NEXT PART BEING LOADED AND DECRUNCHED...
"GIGA ZOOM", NOTICE THE SIZE...
CODE      BY EINSTEIN
GRAPHICS  BY ROOKIE
MUSIC     BY GONZO OF FLASH PRODUCTION






LOADING  "SMOOTH COPPER", NOTICE THAT
THE SPLITS ARE MOVING ON EVERY SECOND   
PIXEL BEHIND A 4 PLANE LOGO....
CODE      BY EINSTEIN
GRAPHICS  BY TECH
MUSIC     BY METAL



LOADING "RGB PLASMA", A NEW AND COOL
TYPE OF PLASMA.......
CODE      BY EINSTEIN AND TECH
CONCEPT   BY EINSTEIN
GRAPHICS  BY TECH AND ZORO
MUSIC     BY PACMAN






LOADING "ACEPLOTTER", OR AS MOST AMIGA
FREAKS CALL IT "DOUBLESINUS STARPLOTTER
USE RIGHT MOUSEBUTTON TO SCROLL MENU
CODE      BY ROBOTRON
GRAPHICS  BY ROOKIE AND ROBOTRON
MUSIC     BY PACMAN






LOADING "FLEXIBLE ZOOM", ENJOY IT.....
USE RIGHT MOUSEBUTTON TO STOP SCROLL..
CODE      BY EINSTEIN
GRAPHICS  BY ROOKIE
MUSIC     BY PACMAN





          ...... UPFRONT IS PROUD TO PRESENT THEIR FIRST PART IN THIS COOL FRIDGE.....  AS YOU MAY ALREADY HAVE GUESSED  THE KEYWORD IN THIS PART IS COLOURS  AND I EINSTEIN  SURE HOPE YA ALL LIKE THE EFFECT......  PLEASE NOTICE THAT THESE SPLITS ARE INFACT POSITIONED AT EVERY PIXEL INSTEAD OF ONLY EVERY 4TH PIXEL AS MOST OTHERS PLASMA...     CREDITS FOR THIS SCREEN MUST GO TO    CODING BY EINSTEIN - CHARSET BY ROOKIE - AND MUSIC BY METAL..       AND MOST IMPORTANT     FREEZING COLOUR MOVES BY ME  EINSTEIN...  BUT ANYWAY AS I AM NEITHER IN THE MOOD TO WRITE A LOT OF SHIT FOR YOU TO READ NOR HAS THE TIME TO DO SO AS DEADLINE FOR THE DEMO-COMP. HERE AT THE RED-SECTOR - SILENTS PARTY IS IN 7 HOURS...       SO THIS IS THE END OF A SCROLL THAT OUGHTA BE A LOT LONGER... BUT PLEASE STAY AND WATCH THE MOVES.........                           



EINSTEIN IS COOL
RAD
SPD
POS
SPC
CSP
CST
CRA
CALCULATING!!!




        YO  THIS IS ROOKIE OF UPFRONT TAKING OVER THE KEYS   FIRST OF ALL I WILL LIKE TO GREET ALL MEMBERS OF MY NEW GROUP -UPFRONT- ESPECIALY EINSTEIN WHO IS WORKING HARD TO FINISH THIS MEGADEMO THAT HOPEFULLY WILL BE RELEASED FOR THE DEMOCOMPETITION HERE AT THE SILENTS AND RED SECTOR COPYPARTY IN GLOSTRUPHALLEN IN DENMARK   BEFORE I WRITE SOME CRAP I THINK I WILL TELL SOMETHING ABOUT THE COPYPARTY I AM SITTING IN RIGHT NOW AND TYPING THIS TEXT   HERE IN THE BUILDING MANY GREAT GROUPS ARE PRESENT LIKE   SUPPLEX   FLASH PRODUCTION   CRIONICS   SCOOPEX   FAIRLIGHT   TRISTAR   CRUSADERS   TRIUMPH   KEFRENS   DUAL CREW   SPREADPOINT   ACU   HYPNOSIS   PARADOX   AND OF COURSE SILENTS AND RED SECTOR   I DONT THINK MANY GROUPS WILL COMPETE IN THE DEMOCOMPETITION   SOIT WILL BE NO PROBLEM FOR US TO GO HOME WITH THE BIGPRICE   BUT NOW I THINK I WILL LEAVE THE KEYBOARD SO ANOTHER UPFRONT MEMBER CAN WRITE SOME TEXT.    AND ARENT WE GRATEFUL!  YO GROUCHO THE FABOLOUS SHITWRITER AT THE KEYS HERE IN THIS CROWDED ROOM - WELL ACTUALLY IT IS ONLY CROWDED IN THE OPPOSITE END OF THE ROOM WHERE WERE SITTING.    THAT HAS PROBABLY SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT NONE OF US HAS SEEN OR HEARD OF SOAP IN THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS!   WELL ENOUGH OF THAT SHIT  -  ITS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE IVE HAD THE CHANCE TO WRITE SOMETHING SENSIBLE - REASONED BY THE FACT THAT UPFRONT HAS NOT RELEASED ANYTHING FOR EITHER THE GOOD OLD C64 OR THE AMIGA FOR ALMOST A YEAR.  ACTUALLY WE HAVE NEVER RELEASED ANYTHING FOR THE AMIGA AT ALL! BUT AS YOU READ THIS SOMETHING MUST HAVE HAPPENED ON THAT ACCOUNT.  OH MY GOD MY MOUTH - ACTUALLY FINGERS - IS EATING UP YOUR PRECIOUS BRAIN-LOGON-TIME.  TALKING ABOUT BRAIN - I JUST SAW THAT CRUSADERS RATINGLISTS VOTERS HAS PUT BAD TASTE AS THE FIFTH WORST MOVIE.   WHAT??  MY ALTIME FAVOURITE MOVIE??  EINSTEINS FAVOURITE MOVIE??  THE FAVOURITE MOVIE OF SEVERAL OTHER COMPUTER-CELEBRITIES??  AND YOU MY DEAR LAMERS VOTEDIT AS ONE OF THE WORST MOVIES??   WHATS THE MATTER WITH YOU??  SORRY I HAVE TO END THIS. I FEEL SO ENRAGED THAT I HAVE TO GO KICK A DRUNK SWEDE - AND I ASSURE YOU  IF WE LACK ANYTHING ELSE WE HAVE MORE THAN ENOUGH OF THOSE!     TEXT READY FOR REREAD! 





EINSTEIN OF UPFRONT
IS PROUD TO PRESENT
YET ANOTHER PART OF
THIS COOL FRIDGE   
-------------------
THIS WAS ONLY MADE 
TO SHOW HOW BIG AND
     FLEXIBLE      

   A ZOOM CAN BE   
-------------------
   WELL THIS IS    
EINSTEIN OF UPFRONT
    SIGNING OFF    
 AS I STILL GOT TO 
FINISH ANOTHER PART
  BEFORE DEADLINE  
 SO ITS ABOUT TIME 
YOU GUYS PRESS YOUR
    MOUSEBUTTON    
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- - - - - - - - - -
-   -    -    -   -
                   




UPFRONT ONCE AGAIN HAS THE PLEASURE OF INVITING YOU ALONG ON A TRIP INTO THE WORLD OF PLASMA          PLEASE NOTICE THAT THIS TIME THE CODING OF THE PLASMA IS INDEED A LOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE NICE EFFECT OF IT          THEREFORE BEFORE YOU SAY THAT THIS PART IS SHIT YOU OUGHTA THINK TWICE AND SAY TO YOUR SELF          HOW THE HELL IS THAT POSSIBLE          AND IF YOU ARE NOT A CODER IT WOULD BE MOST FAIR TO CONSULT ONE          AND IF YOU ARE A CODER AND STILL DOESNT KNOW WHAT IS SO DAMNED SPECIAL ABOUT THIS PART   WELL THEN YOU CAN HARDLY BE CALLED A CODER    BUT LET ME EXPLAIN IT TO YOU    NORMAL COPPERSPLITS CAN ONLY BE POSITIONED AT EVERY FOURTH PIXEL AND AS YOU CAN SEE  THESE SPLITS REALLY ARE POSITIONED AT EVERY SECOND PIXEL MAKING THE COPPER A LOT SMOOTHER     NOW YOU HAVE PROBABLY ALLREADY SEEN THAT WITHIN THIS DEMO THERE ARE A PART WITH SPLITS POSITIONED AT EVERY PIXEL SO IT SURE MUST BE POSSIBLE    YEAHH BUT NOW TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THE SPLITS ABOVE AND ESPECIALLY THE FACT THAT THERE ARE A FOUR BITPLANES LOGO ON TOP OF THE SPLITS    THIS SURE DOES ELIMINATE ANY POSSIBILITY OF A BITPLANE THAT CAN MAKE THE SPLITS GO SMOOTH  RIGHT   NOW THINK ONCE MORE          HOW THE HELL IS THAT POSSIBLE          GOT THE POINT    I SURE HOPE SO AND NOW I WILL CONTINUE WITH THE STORY OF THIS PART          THE FIRST CODE ON THIS SCREEN WAS IN FACT DONE ABOUT HALF A YEAR AGO   AT FIRST IT WAS MEANT TO COMPETE AT THE KEFRENS  DEXION PARTY  BUT WE DIDNT MAKE IT ON TIME    AND LATER AT THE RED SECTOR AND SILENTS PARTY  WELL WE DID COMPETE BUT THIS PART WAS NOT IN THE COMPETITION ALTHOUGH IT WAS LOCATED ON THE DISC   THE ONLY PROBLEM WAS THAT MY TRACKLOADER DIDNT KNOW THAT     BUT NOW IT IS AT LAST FINISHED AND READY FOR RELEASE HERE AT THE BOUNTY PARTY  AND I SURE HOPE YA ALL LIKE IT OR AT LEAST THE CODING BEHIND IT    EINSTEIN OF UPFRONT IS SIGNING OFF                      



 SMOOTH MOVING PIXELS WAS CODED BY EINSTEIN OF UPFRONT             GRAPHICS BY TECH              MUSIC BY FLASH PRODUCTIONS          WELL GOTTA HURRY GETTING THIS SHIT PACKED   SEE YA           TESTING THIS SHIT IS FUNNY         




      UPFRONT PRESENTS TO YOU THE WORLD OF RGB-PLASMA.   THIS WAS INVENTED BY EINSTEIN OF UPFRONT, BASED ON EXPERIENCES WITH ORDINARY PLASMA INVENTED BY ALIEN OF UPFRONT.       TODAY IS FRIDAY THE 31ST OF AUGUST AND TOMORROW ROOKIE, GROUCHO AND I - EINSTEIN -  ARE GOING TO THE BOUNTY PARTY IN HORSENS.   THIS PART IS NOW ALMOST FINISHED AND READY FOR THE COMPETITION, BUT I STILL GOT TO FINISH TWO OTHER PARTS.  BUT I GUESS THAT THIS TIME WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT IN TIME....   THOSE OF YOU WHO GETS THIS DEMO COPIED AT THE PARTY MIGHT WONDER WHY YOU DIDN"T SEE ALL THE PARTS IN THE DEMO AT THE COMPETITION...    WELL, THE FIRST THREE PARTS IN THE DEMO WAS IN THE COMPETITION AT THE  RED SECTOR - SILENTS  PARTY AND SO WE DIDN"T WANT TO USE"EM IN ANOTHER COMPETITION...  BUT I DO HOPE THAT YOU"VE GOT THE RIGHT VERSION WITH ALL SEVEN PARTS ON IT AS THE DEMO-COMPETITION VERSION WASN"T MEANT TO BE SPREAD.  BUT IF YOU SHOULD HAVE THE WRONG VERSION, PLEASE DON"T SPREAD IT AND CONTACT US. WE WILL THEN SUPPLY YOU WITH THE RIGHT VERSION......   WELL I"D BETTER END THIS AS I AM IN QUITE A HURRY.... I STILL HAVE TWO PARTS TO FINISH THE CODE ON, AND I ALSO HAVE TO START PACKING ALL MY STUFF TOGETHER AS I AM MOVING TO AALBORG TOMORROW AS WELL.....    BUT I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE TRIP INTO THE WORLD OF RGB-PLASMA.......    SEE YA                                                     




 WELCOME TO ANOTHER SCREEN OF UPFRONT MADNESS..  IT IS UNUSUAL FOR ME TO PRESENT A SCREEN CODED BY ROBOTRON - OUR 1ST AND POSSIBLY OUR MOST PRODUCTIVE CODER ON THE AMIGA - AND APPARANTLY ONE OF THE LAST TO DEBUT WITH A RELEASED ROUTINE ON THE AMIGA!  I MIGHT AS WELL INFORM YOU THAT MY NAME IS GROUCHO AND THAT ROBOTRON DID IN FACT NOT FINISH THIS DEMO HIMSELF. THIS TASK WAS PERFORMED BY THE ONE AND ONLY -THANK GOD- EINSTEIN. THE REASON FOR THIS WAS THE FACT THAT ROBOTRON LEFT FOR LONDON SOME WEEKS BEFORE THE HORSENS PARTY. HE DID THIS IN ORDER TO SEEK UP SOME WORK WITH SOFTWARE-CREATORS WHO ARE EQUALLY INTERESTED IN HIS MAIN-SPHERE. NAMELY 3D VEKTORS. ROBOTRONS OWN GAME HAS REACHED SUCH AN ADVANCED STATE OF BEING THAT HE NOW HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW THE DEVELOPMENT FIRMS IN QUESTION - SUCH AS REALTIME  VEKTOR GRAFX  OR SOMEONE EQUILIANT. SO FAR HIS LUCK HAS LIMITED ITSELF TO HIM FINDING A GIRL OVER THERE BUT WE WISH HIM THE BEST OF LUCK.   YEAH - RIGHT!  REMEMBER TO SEND YOUR FANMAIL TO THE USUAL ADRESS   UPFRONT  -  BOX 2031  -  DK 8902 RANDERS.   IF YOU DIDNT CATCH THAT ONE WHY DONT YOU READ THIS TEXT ONCE MORE?    




 EINSTEIN 
    OF    
          
          
 PRESENTS 
 FLEXIBLE 
   ZOOM   
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          


 THIS IS  
   THE    
  FIRST   
 HARDWARE 
INVENTION 
  ON THE  
  AMIGA   
 8 THIS WAS 
 INVENTED 
  BY ME   
 ONE YEAR 
   AGO    
  BUT AS  
 THIS IS  
OUR FIRST 
 DEMO ON  
THE AMIGA 
IT HAS NOT
   BEEN   
 RELEASED 
 TILL NOW 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          


 HOPE YA  
 ALL LIKE 
    IT    
          
 NOW JUST 
LEAN BACK 
AND ENJOY 
 THE MANY 
 EXAMPLES 
          
 FOR NOW  
THIS IS A 
  GOOBYE  
   FROM   
 EINSTEIN 
    OF    
   AND A  
   HELLO  
    TO    
 GROUCHO  
    OF    
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          


WELCOME IS
  SUCH A  
  BORING  
   WORD   
          
SO INSTEAD
  I WILL  
 START BY	
TELLING MY
   NAME   
          
  HIGHLY  
UNUSUAL EH
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          


SO WHAT IF
    IT    
IS GROUCHO
    of    
£8          
 HAVE YOU 
EVER TRIED
 TO WRITE 
À A SCROLL 
 IN WHICH 
 THE TEXT 
 MUST FIT 
AS TIGHTLY
AS IN THIS
 ONE HERE 
          
  HARDLY  
          
  WELL I  
 CAN TELL 
 YOU THAT 
IT IS HARD
          
QUITE HARD
          
ESPECIALLY
  IF YOU  
  TRY TO  
 AVOID AN 
INCREDIBLE
  AMOUNT  
    OF    
 BULLSHIT 
          
 JUST BAD 
  LUCK I  
  FAILED  
    SO    
 HORRIBLY 
   HERE   
          
 8  TO TRY  
 AND SHOW 
 YOU JUST 
 HOW UGLY 
  IT CAN  
 POSSIBLY 
  BECOME  
  I WILL  
   SHOW   
  YOU AN  
 EXAMPLE  
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          


 YUCK DID 
YOU NOTICE
 THAT ONE 
          
  IT WAS  
QUITE UGLY
BUT MAYHAP
THE LITTLE
DOT INSIDE
YOUR SKULL
 CALLED A 
BRAIN HAVE
  YET TO  
GLIMPSE MY
 INFINITE 
  WISDOM  
          
   AS I   
PREVIOUSLY
 TRIED TO 
EXPLAIN TO
  YOU IT  
 IS QUITE 
IMPOSSIBLE
 TO AVOID 
 ALL THAT 
 BULLSHIT 
 CREEPING 
   INTO   
   THIS   
PARTICULAR
 STYLE OF 
SCROLLTEXT
          
 AND WITH 
JUST ABOUT
 ANYTHING 
 POSSIBLE 
 SAID AND 
  UNSAID  
  I WILL  
 BID THEE 
A FAREWELL