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UNLABELED PROUDLY PRESENT A JEWEL OF ASSEMBLER-PROGRAMMING. GRAB JOYSTICK AND ADAPT THE SCROLL-SPEED TO YOUR PERSONAL MIND-SPEED. WATCH TO THE FABULOUS EFFECTS AND LISTEN TO THE SOUND WE BRING TO YOUR MIND !!! WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE SPRITES ??? WATCH IT :~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ OR THAT :+ + + + + + + + + AND NOW RAP IT : ~ ~ + ~ ~ + ~ ~ + ISN'T IT NICE ??? THIS IS OUR LATEST MASTERPIECE IN MASTERING >>+ THE MACHINE +<< (YOU ARE PROBABLY~ SITTING IN FRONT OF~ ??). THOUGH WE~+ ARE ALREADY A LONG TIME ON AMIGA IT IS NOW TIME TO~+ PRESENT OUR FIRST 100 PERCENT FOOT-WRITTEN,~ HAND-COMPILED, SELF-STRUGGLED, AERODYNAMIC GRAPHICS-STYLED,~ OVERTAKING ~SOUND ASSEMBLER DEMO. + IT WAS WRITTEN BY THE MASTER OF COPPER MANIPULATING & ASSEMBLER FUMBLING. ~ .... ???? WHO COULD IT BE?? .... OF COURSE >>>> CRAY + <<<< USING THE SPECIAL EXTENSION OF RAGE HARD.~(HI FRANKIE!!) AND NOW THE CLIMAX!! + >> WOOOOOWWWWW <<~ HERE WE GO... WE TRY TO INTRODUCE OUR SELF: AT FIRST THERE IS THE MAN WITH THE WORKING BRAIN >>>>~ MINDFACTORY +<<<< (C-SUPERVISOR, WEEK-END COOK, PHONE BOOK SMASHER AND GIRL BUSTER~) I THINK HE IS REALLY GOOD DESCRIBED!!! THE SECOND MEMBER+ OF THE HEAVEN PRAISED CREW IS >>>> AGNUS +<<<< (THE SO ~CALLED TV-MASTER, SYNDICATE MANAGER, GRAPHIC WIZARD <A GREAT HELLO TO THE DANCING FOOLS!!>, MAGAZINE MASTER, SOFTGETTER AND C-REVISOR) I (AGNUS) HAVE TO GREET MY ENGLISH-TEACHERS AND THANKS FOR THEIR ENDLESS PATIENCE !(HAI EFERIBODDI)~ THE LAST BUT NOT LEAST MEMBER OF OUR GLORY QUARTETT IS CALLED >>>> LUKE SKYWALKER ~+ <<<< (SOFTGETTER, MEMORY MASTER, GAMBLER, CONTACT MANAGER AND ESCAPE-CAR-DRIVER ) ******* AND AFTER THIS FEW BYTES OF INFORMATION WE WANT YOU TO SPIN UP AND GRAB A GIRL FOR HI-TECH-ENJOYMENT DURING THIS SWALLOWING TRANSMISSION!! ** AT THIS POINT OF SCROLL YOU MAY FEEL FREE TO BURST OUT INTO UNCONTROLLABLE, HISTERICAL APPLAUSE!!+ ** REMEMBER ALWAYS ---> IF YOUR GRANDMOTHER+ OR ANY OTHER MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY SHOULD+ DIE WHILST IN THE SHELTER, PUT THEM OUTSIDE!! BUT+ REMEMBER TO TAG THEM FIRST FOR IDENTIFICATION PURPOSES!!+ *** YEAHHHH!!! HEY MAN STOP CLAPPING OR WE MUST WRITE SUCH BULLSHIT UNSTOPPABLE!!! OOUPS !! ... SORRY!! *** I'M IN TROUBLE WITH MY LAST MEAL! AND MY BRAIN-FINGER-LINK-INTERFACE! *** AND NOW WE SWITCH TO BAVARIAN JUNGLE SPEECH *** KNACK *** KNUSPER *** RASPEL *** RUCKEL *** RATZ *** FATZ *** SCHNITZ *** SCHNATZ *** REUSPER *** KEUCH *** LECHZ *** GEIFER *** GULP *** SCHIGGER *** ~ I THINK NOT EVERYBODY HAS THE ABILITY TO SUCCEED IN TRANSLATING~ THIS UNCERTAIN BAVARIAN (NOT HUMAN?!?) COURT-DIALEKT!!! *** ~THAT WAS THE CHAPTER HOW TO USE THE HOME TRAINER MADE OF~+ CHEESE!!! *** CONGRATULATIONS *** YOU SCORED >>50000 ~GOLDEN POINTS<< BECAUSE OF YOUR VISUAL TOUGHNESS AND +ENDURANCE!! YOU HAVE PASSED NEARLY A QUARTER OF SCROLLING BUT+ BE NOT DISAPPOINTED: ** FROM HERE ON THERE ARE STILL 10 BRUTAL~ EAR-SIKKING MILES TO GO!! ** SO FELLOW GET IT!!! ** THERE ~+ARE RUMOURS AROUND THAT SOME CREATURES EXIST WHICH REACHED +THE GREETING LIST WITHOUT AN APOPLECTIC FIT!! *** AND SO WE~ SEND OUR LIQUID FLEXIBLE WATER SALUTATIONS TO SWI ~ TRISTAR+ RED SECTOR TWILIGHT INC. ~ VANILLA KEY GUYS THE MEDITATION STOPPERS ~ AMIGATOR & COSMO FALCON (HOT ON 64) BRAINWARE~ KEYMASTER WEB INC. MAGNIFICENT FORCE+ TWI STEELE PULSE +~SKYLINE SCA AND ANYBODY WHO OWNS AN ACORN >>ARCHIMEDES<< PLEASE CONTACT ME (AGNUS)!! ~ WE WANNA GET IN CONTACT WITH SOME COOL GUYS LIKE --> + HIGH QUALITY +CRACKINGS INC. (GOOD TASTING CRUNCHER & INTROS) + KNIGHT HAWKS (FAMOUS INTERGALACTIC INTRO-CODING ~LIGHT YEARS AHEAD!!) HOTLINE(GOOD SOFT-DELIVERY) ~ THE CHAMPS( NOT SO BAD <NOT BAD!!> SORRY!) + UNIT A(WHAT ABOUT UNIT B ?) THE MOVERS(WE~ ARE EAGER TO SEE YOUR LATEST~ INTRO <SECOND???>) + WE ARE ALSO OPEN FOR ANY GOOD CONTACT WITH BEGINNERS WHO ~ARE GOOD AT PROGRAMMING, JOKING, SWAPPING OR GRAFIX & SOUND!!+ *** NOW WE ENTER THE DARK SIDE OF PROGRAMMING : ~ WE SEND POISONED ATTACKS TO THE BYTEBANDITS +AND ALL OTHER FUCKING VIRUS-LAUNCHERS!! ESPECIALLY THE~ BYTEBANDITS VIRUS IS EVIL, BECAUSE HE MERGES HIS BODY TO +OTHER PRGS, SUCKS THEM OUT AND LET THE SYSTEM BEHAVE LIKE +A 100 PERCENT DRUNK ZX 81 (= ABKACK)!! *** ........ ~ KNOCK ........ **** YEAHHHH CRAY IS TALKING!! LET US~ SWITCH TO REAL-TIME COMPOSING IN GERMAN: ......GROELLLL.+...... AKUTE EKEL-SCHWELLEN-UEBERSCHREITUNG ...... SCHOENEN GRUSS AN ALLE, DIE KEIN DEUTSCH LESEN KOENNEN!!! ~ +...... ALSO SELTEN SON'EN BLOEDEN TEXT ~GESEHEN!!!......SCHREIBST DU DEN GANZEN SCHEISS ETWA?!?!?..~.... OH SCHEISSE WIR SIND AUF SENDUNG ....... AUF SENDUNG???~ ...... JA AUF SENDUNG ....... WEG MANN! LASS MICH ANS MIKRO!!!! +...... WO SIND MEINE FANS??? ......... ALSO JETZT MAL MIT+ RUHE, JEDER WIRD SEINEN ROTZ SCHON LOS! ....... FRAUEN+ UND KINDER ZUERST!! DA FAELLT MIR DER SACK VON DER KARRE, WENN ISCH DAT SOEHH ......... JETZT KOMMT MINDFACTORY, IN SUPRALEITENDER THERMODYNAMISCHER, ALLWETTER-UNTERHOSE MIT GEREGELTEM, BLEIFREIEM DREIWEGE- Z E N S U R, ~ KONTAKTIERT UNS FUER INDISKRETERE INFORMATIONEN UEBER DIESEN STRENG GEHEIMEN EROGENEN BEREICH DES~ PROMINENTEN (MIT)GLIEDS, DA WIR SONST AUF DIE ~SCHWARZE LISTE DER 10 VERSAUTESTEN INTROS GEKOMMEN~ WAEREN (DER WAR NICHT SCHLECHT, GELL??). NACH DIESEM+~ KURZEN IRRELEVANTEN, INDISKUTABLEN, RETROSPEKTIVEN, SEMIPERMEABLEN (GIBT'S WIRKLICH~ + ~) SEITENHIEB KOMMEN WIR NUN ZU DEN WOCHENDREZEPTEN FUER DIE AUFBLASBARE HAUSFRAU: MAN NEHME 500~ GRAMM DR. CREPS EASY-LOOP-SAHNEERSATZ UND 1 KG+ DR. CREPS EASY-LOOP-PFLANZENBACKFETT UND BACKEN~ DARAUS EINEN 4. JULI UNABHAENGIGKEITSTAGKUCHEN.~ NUN WICKELN WIR UNS IN GRUENKOHL EIN UND +SINGEN DAS ALTGOTISCHE KAENGURUH GELOEBNIS WOBEI ~WIR JEDOCH NICHT VERGESSEN DR. CREPS EASY-LOOP-SAHNEERSATZ UND DR.~ CREPS EASY-LOOP-PFLANZENBACKFETT ZUSAMMEN MIT 2+ LITER BROWN 25, DEM NEUEN KUECHEN WERKSTOFF MIT+ EINER HAERTE WIE KRUPP STAHL UND EINEM NAEHRWERT ~VON 3 PFUND HACKFLEISCH IN DIE LEICHT VORGEHEIZTE +FLOPPY GEBEN, KURZ ANFORMATIEREN +UND DANN EXTREM AUFQUELLEN LASSEN. NACH EINER KLEINEN ~WARTEPAUSE (IN DER DER GEUEBTE KOCH DAS 1.BUCH MOSES +LIEST) KOENNEN WIR NUN AUF DIE SUCHE NACH TEST-ESSERN GEHEN!! (GELD WIRKT WUNDER!) WENN SIE NACH DIESER ~MAHLZEIT NICHT UNTER MORDVERDACHT STEHEN, EMPFEHLEN WIR IHNEN SICH BEIM >> Z D F << ALS FERNSEHKOCH ZU BEWERBEN!! SOLLTEN SIE DIESES ~+TATSAECHLICH BEI VOLLER GEISTIGER UND KOERPERLICHER GESUNDHEIT UEBER STANDEN HABEN, SENDEN~+ WIR IHNEN GERNE DAS GEGENGIFT!! **** WER +INTROS NACHMACHT ODER VERFAELSCHT ODER NACHGEMACHTE ~ODER VERFAELSCHTE SICH VERSCHAFT UND IN VERKEHR BRINGT,+~ WIRD MIT BUHRUFEN NICHT UNTER 110 DEZIBEL BESTRAFT! ~ **** AND NOW IT IS TIME FOR OUR LITTLE SELF-PROMOTION-CORNER **** WE **** WARN YOU!!! BE AWARE OF OUR NEXT BRAINMELTING ASSEMBLER DEMO CODED BY:~+ >>> CRAY <<< GRAFIX BY: >>> AGNUS <<< CO-CODER: >>> MINDFACTORY <<< PROMOTED BY: >>> LUKE SKYWALKER <<< SOUND & IDEAS BY: >>> WHOLE UNLABELED <<< ~!!! YOU MAY NOW FEEL FREE TO STRANGULATE YOUR LEFT RAT-BUTTON IF YOU WISH.~ ~ ~ ~ ~ + ~ + ~ + ~ + ~