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TRIAD IS BACK, AGAIN. TRIAD ARE BANGER, DIGITAL PRODUCTION, PETER, TARE(OR I)K. THATS ALL, OK NOW I WILL GIVE YA THE EXPLENATION OF THIS SHIT GAME. (THIS IS NOT A GAME!). BUT SORRY FOR SOME MISTAKES IN THE GRAMMAR BUT HAVE DRUNK SOME BACARDI-ORANGE. AND... (OK ALEX). OK NOW ACHO SO, ALEX IS A PART OF THE TEAM MIKE AND XARRE (THEY MADE A NEW VIRUS-KILLING DISK WITH ALL THESE COOL VIRUS-KILLERS- FOR 100 PERCENT KILLING YOUR VIRUSES. (RING- RING , BODO GOES TO THE TELEPHONE..) AND NOW THE OTHER GUY HERE IN BODOS FLAT IS BODO! BODO AND ALEX ARE FRIENDS OF ME. --- ATTENTION, LISTEN TO THE MUSIC OF PHIL COLLINS : IN THE AIR TONIGHT, IF YOU HAVE THE FIRST INSTRUMENT, SEND YOUR SAMPLE TO MIKE AND XARRE (NO ADRESS ?? HEHEHE WONDERFUL, WRITE TO BLACK MONKS OR ALPHA FLIGHT OR QUEEN OR SUPREME OR ----T----R----I----A----D (THE VERY BEST...) (LIKE THE GOOD OLD TIMES, AS YOU CAN SEE...), THEY WILL GIVE XARRE THIS SAMPLE !) BUT NOW I WILL TELL YA SOMETHING ABOUT BODO: BODO IS BODO REMEMBER IT !! (AFTER BODO ALSO A!). I (PETER) WILL GIVE ALEX THE KEYBOARD TO WRITE SOME TEXTS ABOUT EVERYTHING OR NOTHING-... WE ARE HAVING A BIG PARTY WITH 3 PEOPLE, IF YOU WANT TO COME, TAKE YOUR AIR-PLANE OR CRY FOR THE NEXT TAXI. WE BIT YOU VERY WELCOME TO JOIN THESE PARTY. I AM HANGING AROUND WITH MY GLASS AND TRY TO --INTERRUPT-- (GREETS FROM PETER TO V I S A G E ) --INTERRUPT INTERRUPTED-- H I K S NOW I GIVE THE KEYPAD TO BODO IN ORDER TO BRAINSTORMING... GREETS TO MY CAT SCHNUCKI AND TO MY BIRD COCO ! VIVA LE BORIS !!! ANNO 1832 (SCHMARRN DU SEPP DU!) BAVARIANS FOR PRESIDENT. ANNO 1972 ! JA MENSCH THEY ARE ALL BRETZ! IN THEIR BRAIN. IF YOU DO NOT KNOW THE MEANING OF -BRETZ- DON T WORRY BE HAPPY ! IT IS BETTER FOR YOU. PROST (CHEERS), NOW WE SEE US UNABLE TO CONTINUE TRANSLATING ALL THIS SHIT INTO ENGLISH, WO WE DECIDED TO WRITE GERMAN... ALSO MEIN JUNGS, JETZT GEHTS SO RICHTIG LOS HERE... ALEX IS VERY DRUNKEN (OH SORRY SCHO WIEDER ENGLISH (THIS IS SLANG-BOARISCH) OK. -PETER WRITES NOW- SOME GREETS TO MY AMERICAN FRIENDS--- DAVE (WHAT ABOUT THE GERMAN GIRLS ???), ROTTEN (SEE YA LATER MATE... GIVE CLAUDIA A CALL !!! (AS YOU TOLD IT TO ME!). OK ABER NUN SOMETHING OTHERS: WAIT FOR THE STORY VON ALEX (WITH ALL THESE FRUITS...) (ONLY A SHORT STORY !) DO YOU KNOW IF STORY IS WRITTEN WITH ONE OR WITH TWO ARS ? .... UND HIER DAS KLEINE GEDICHT... FRUECHTE SIND GESUND UND HABEN VIELE VITAMINE, SIE SIND KUGELRUND UND BEWIRKEN BEI MANCHEM MANN EINE BEGIERDENDE MIENE. DRUECKT MAN FESTE DRAUF, SPRITZT DER SAFT NUR SO HERAUS, JEDE FRAU IS STOLZ DARAUF UND KOMMT NICHT OHNE IHNEN AUS. DOCH SIND SIE MIT VORSICHT ZU GENIESSEN, ES KOENNTE SICH VOR LAUTER UNACHTSAMKEIT EIN ..... ERGIESSEN UND DIE MORAL VON DER GESCHICHT VERMEIDET LIEBER DIE ALTEN, SUCHT EUCH WELCHE OHNE FALTEN... HE, ALEX SCHRIEB DIESEN TEXT IN SEHR KURZER ZEIT SO, ... ALEX GOES TO THE TOILETTE -WC- -STILLES OERTCHEN- ! OK ALEX, GOGOGOGO BLURB ! SORRY ! NOW SCHREIB ICH (BODO)WIEDER WAS: JA AEHH... GENAU! DER WINTER IS ZWAR SCHON VORBEI, ABER LIEBER ZU SPAET ALS ZU FRUEH ODER UMGEKEHRT. ALSO DAS WINTERGEDICHT : WENN IM HERBST DIE MUECKEN UND KAEFER , DIE MAN IM SOMMER VERGASS ZU TOETEN, NUN VON ALLEINE STERBEN UND WENN AMSEL, DROSSEL, STAR UND STORCH DIE KOFFER PACKEN UND VERREISEN, DANN KOMMT DER WINTER. DOCH WAS WAR ER FUER EIN SCHELM, ICH OEFFNETE IHM DIE TUER, ER KAM HEREIN - UND ICH FR OR. HEUER ABER SCHLIESSE ICH SCHNELL TUERREN UND FENSTER DAMIT ER NICHT HEREIN KANN UND ICH IM WARMEN SITZE ---BULB---SORRY!--- UND NICHT FRIERE, UND WENN ER DANN KOMMT UND NICHT HERREIN KANN, DANN HEISST ES: DER WINTER STEHT VOR DER TUER! UND FRIERT. AFTER ALEX WAS DRUNKEN AND I, TOO AND THE CRACY CAT GOES AROUND HERE, BODO GOT COMPLETELY DRUNKEN. SO WE ARE WIEDER MAL IM ENGLISCHEN. SO NUN SCHIMPFT ALEX VOR LAUTER ENGLISCH BECAUSE HE VERSTEHT NIXEN, VERSTEST ! KOMM HER, SAYS BODO. NOW A LITTLE BOARISCH LESSION: DO DADIRRDADA (HA, THIS IS BAYRISCH !) NOW IN GERMAN: DA VERDUERRT ER DIR ! (ENGLISH: IT GOES DRY) NOW: DRAE BON SE ,WENN DO WEISST, IF YOU KNOW, WAS ES HEISST WHATS THE MEANING IS, WRITE TO US, SCHREIB ES UNS... STOP NOW NO NOW, I WRITE A LITTLE TEXT IN GERMAN WARUM AUCH NICHT ---SCHNURR--- MIAU--- GRRRRRRRR- MAUNZ!!---(THAT WAS THE CAT!!!!)--- A ABSCHLUSS NOW (NA JETZT KOMMA ZU AM END...) NUN IST ES 24 O CLOCK, WIR KOENNEN KAUM NOCH DIE GLAESER HEBEN, WIR SIND SEHR BETRUNKEN, ICH FINDE KAUM NOCH DIE TASTEN HEHE, IS THIS FUNAFTER THIS BACARDI - DRINK - ESCAPADE IS GOING TO THE END... VERGISS DIE ZAHLEN AUF DEM WUERFEL NICHT HEHEHEHAHAH... VON UNTEN GEHTS AUCH. MY RIPPS ARE PRELLED. GREETS TO: SCHOSSE, ROBERT N., SCHAMBECK (A EX-TEACHER FROM ME (PETER)), CHRISTIAN DUNKEL (HA GREETS FROM ME(PETER) TO YOU CRACY GUY (INTERLEKTUELLER TYP.), MAISAK (I HOPE YOU ALLREADY KNOW MY CRUNCHED - TEXTS), .. BODOS TO... ANNA (ITALY), STEFANIE (-), ENGL-CREW, THOMAS AND HIS GIRL FRIEND, SANDRA AND TO NATALIE. SOME FROM XARRE TO THOMAS, AXEL, CHRISTIAN, SVEN, ANDY, DANIEL, FARID, END BODOS TO: DANIE, TANJA, HELENA, ROBERT AND STEFAN. PETERS TO: ALL IN 55 (SILVY, GITTI, BRIGITTE, BERND), ALL IN CASSIS BUDDY, SIGGI. XARRES TO HIS GRANDMA. PETERS TO GABRIELA (THANKS FOR THE POSTCARD YOU SEND TO ME!), GUTHESA (GIVE A HARDDISK). BALD (SOON) I ICH HABE HAVE A EINEN ANGESTELLTEN WORKER (HE WILL DO ALL MY WORK (NOTHING). NOW A NACHDINGS FROM BODO: FUCK TO THE MANAGER OF THE CINAMAS OF MUNICH HOW DON T HAVE THE FILMPHANTOM OF THE OPERA, WE WAIT SINCE SEPTEMBER OF THE LAST YEAR DES WARS ODER ? -..- NOW AGAIN SOME PETERS TO NUSSHARDT (THE HAVIEST GUY IN MY SCOOL I HAVE SEEN IN THE FIEW DAYS I WAS THERE. ALSO SOME GREETS TO REGINAS GIRL-FRIEND TATJANA. SOME SPECIAL KISSES TO REBECCA (A CUTE ITALIEN GIRL...). SOME GREETS FROM BODO (AGAIN) TO ALEX AND MICHAEL. (HOWS THAT ALEX ASKS), THIS IS ALEXANDRA TOLD BODO US, BUT HE KNOWS NOTHING OF GIRLS. BODO TOLD ALEX, HE IS BRETZ, AND ALEX TOLD BACK BIST DU KNORKE (ORIGINALLY BY KURT TUCHOLSKI). BODO TRIES TO KICK OUT SOME WORDS A FIEW WORDS BEFORE.... (HEHEHEHEHEHEH). -- SORRY FOR SOME TIME BUT I HAVE TO SAVE THE TEXT...-- MESSER, GABEL, SCHER UND LICHT, SIND FUERE KLEINE KINDER (ALEX-BODO) NIX !!! ALEX BIT BODO VERY WELCOME TO GIVE HIM A CICK IN HIS BAD FACE... BODO FORCE HIM IN ICE AND SHOWS HIM HIS MOTHER. (AHH, A SPECIAL GREET AND A BIT TO ALEXS FATHER, PLEASE STOP BREAKING OUR TELEPHONECALLS...). OUR RECORD IS CALLING US ABOUT TWO AND A HALF HOUR. HEHE. BODO HAS A GEILE FORMEL HE SURCHES, SURCHING... SURCHING... SURCHING... NOTHING FOUND. CONTINUE SURCHING... SURCHING.. AHHAH FOUND. -------- LOX-RP LOX-LH2 LOX-RP LOX-LH2 (THIS IS A FUEL). AND NOW A BETTER COMES AFTER (NOW AGAIN I KNOW IT NOW!).................NIKOTIN-AMID-ADENIN-DINUKLEOTID-PHOSPHAT-GREETS TO ANDY OF BLACK MONKS. PRIMAER SITUATIV ORIENTIERTE INTERAKTIONS-GREETS TO GREG OF BLACK MONKS (THE GREEN ONE - I HOPE GADHAFFI PAYS ALL YOUR SENDINGS...) . BODO GOES HOME... BUT HE IS AT HOME ... THIS IS ANOTHER CRAZY SCROLLER, YOU ARE WATHING THE BEST SCROLLER IN TOWN. (GREETS TO EVI (THIS GIRL CALLED A RADIOSTATION HERE IN MUNICH... JAJAJA NULL PROBLEME (ALF).. OK, NOW ALEX GOES ON WRITING... OH SORRY, A LITTLE MISTAKE, BODO GOES ON WRITING: AND NOW A NEW COMPOSITE CHARGE EXPLOSIVE OF ME: 76 PARTS OF KALIUMPERCHLORAT, 16,8 PARTS OF ASPHALT, 7,2 PARTS OF OIL, 67 PARTS OF AMMONIUMPERCHLORAT AND 30 PARTS OF POLYSULFID!!!!! YEAH!AND NOW THE END! AND NOW IT BEGINNS AGAIN!!!!