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PRESENTS
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SPACE
CODING
BY
LORD VEGA
SPACELOGO
BY
MAC 10
AND
CHRIS ERIX
INTRO MUSIC
BY
CHRIS ERIX
SUNSET LOGO
BY
JOZO
MAIN MUSIC
BY
TORPEX
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HI THERE! THIS IS TORPEX IN THE "JUST ANOTHER BORING BULLSHIT-SCROLL"
IN THIS SCROLL I WILL TELL YOU A LITTLE ABOUT THE SONGS
I HAVE SPENT SOME TIME WRITING. BUT BEFORE I DO THAT I WILL TELL
YOU A LITTLE ABOUT MYSELF. I CAN SEE YOU ARE FULL OF CURIOUSITY
WHEN YOU HAVE HEARD MY AMAZING MUSIC. I ALSO UNDERSTAND THAT
THIS CURIOUSITY PREVENTS YOU FROM SLEEPING.(ZZ) I BET YOU ARE
ALL AWAKE WONDERING "WHO IS THAT MUSIC-GENIOUS TORPEX?" WELL
THE ANSWER IS THIS: IN THE LITTLE TOWN VALLENTUNA IN THE NORTH
OF STOCKHOLM LIVES A VERY SMART KID. HE IS 15 YEARS OLD (16 SOOOON)
AND GOES TO SCHOOL EVERYDAY, EXCEPT SATURDAYS AND SUNDAYS
OF COURSE. WHEN HE COMES HOME FROM SCHOOL HE HURRIES IN TO HIS
ROOM, TURNS ON HIS 64 AND HIS AMIGA,PUTS IN A MUSICPROGRAM IN
THE AMIGA AND AN ASSEMBLER IN THE 64 AND THEN HE DOES SOMETHING
WHICH EVERY SWEDE CALLS "ROEJJA." YOU SEE, THIS BOY IS ROEJJIN
THE TWO COMPUTERS SIMULTANEOUSLY. YOU SEE, THIS BOY IS A MULTITASKING-BOY.
AND HE IS COOOOL! BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT, DIDN'T YA?
AT NIGHT, HE IS NOT ASLEEP, HE IS AWAKE AND HE'S ROEJJING WITH
HIS FAVOURITE COMPUTERS...HE IS OFTEN CALLED PETER ERIKSSON,
BUT HIS REAL NAME IS *T*O*R*P*E*X* AND HE IS A REAL MUSICGURU.
HE HAS GOT A LOT OF FANS, THAT IS WHY HE'S WALKING AROUND
WITH BLACK GLASSES, BUT HE IS ALSO A FAN OF A NUMBER OF COMPLETELY
OTHER PERSONS. I CAN MENTION A FEW OF THEM. THEY ARE: HANS
SCHEIKE -THE RICEMASTER, TORPEX'S BIGGEST IDOL. TORPEX IS BY THE
WAY LEARNING HOW TO HANDLE A WHIP LIKE SCHEIKE AT THE MOMENT.
AYATOLLAH KHOMEINI IS ANOTHER IDOL OF TORPEX. TORPEX WAS VERY
SAD WHEN RUOLLAH DIED. CHRISTER PETERSON AND ARNE LILJEROS AND
BENGT FELDREICH AND ARNE WEISE IS JUST A FEW MORE OF TORPEX IDOLS
. AND OF COURSE HE IS A SATANIST. HERE IS A LIST OF
WHAT HE HATES MOST OF ALL: FAGS,LAMERS,ATARILAMERS,ICARUS,AND
THE SALESMEN AT BIG MUSIC IN STOCKHOLM. BY THE WAY, IF YOU TAKE
SOME EXTASY OR SOMETHING, YOU WILL GET INTO WHAT THE SWEDES CALLS
A "RUS"... SO IF YOU STEP INTO A SWEDISH STORE CALLED "ICA"
AND NOT "KONSUM" AND IS HIGH AT THE SAME TIME, THEN YOU CAN
CALL IT AN "ICA"-"RUS" HA HA HA ICARUS!!! VEEERY FUNNY!! ONE MORE
THING: TORPEX HAS A WEIRD AND A REALLY BAD SENSE OF HUMOR.
AND HE IS SCHIZOFRENIC. THAT EXPLAINS WHY HE,I HE IT WHAT? CAN
WRITE THIS TEXT ABOUT HIMSELF,MYSELF..WHAT? HELLO TORPEX, HELLO
YOURSELF TORPEX..HOW ARE YOU? THANK YOU!! OOOOPS BEFORE IT SLIPS
OUT OF MY MIND LIKE A STORM ON A SUNDAY...NO,I JUST FORGOT
IT..(HA HA JUST KIDDING) IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE IN THE BARREN
LANDSCAPE WHO WANTS TO SELL HIS KORG M1 TO ME FOR UNDER 5000
SWEDISH CROWNS? THAT IS ABOUT 500 ENGLISH POUNDS. IF ANYONE IS
THAT NICE THEN CALL ME NOW:0762 79930 IN SWEDEN!! NOW I HAVE COME
TO THE LAST PART IN THIS SCROLL, AND THE MAIN PART TOO. TO TELL
YOU A LITTLE ABOUT THE SONGS YOU ARE HEARING ON THIS WONDERFUL
DISK! THE INTRO-SONG WAS WRITTEN BY *CHRIS ERIX* AND DON'T
KNOW MUCH ABOUT IT, AND I'VE ONLY HEARD A BIT OF THE BEGINNING
OF IT, AND THAT SOUNDED REALLY GOOD SO FAR. CHRIS MIGHT TELL YOU
SOMETHING IN ONE OF HIS SCROLLS IF HE HAS WRITTEN SOMEONE.
THE FUNNY SAMPLES THOUGH, THE ONES YOU HERE IN THE VERY BEGINNING
OF THIS DISK IS SAMPLED BY ME. BUT YOU HAVE ALREADY GUESSED
THAT, HAVEN'T YOU? THE LAUGH WAS RADIUS!! HA HA HA HA! LET'S START
WITH "INTESTINES IN MIAMI". THAT SONG WAS WRITTEN IN SUMMER
-89 FOR ANOTHER GROUP, BUT SOME "MISTAKE" WAS DONE AND MY SONG
WERE NEVER RELEASED. THE INSPIRATION WAS A VOMIT I HAPPENED TO
THROW UP IN MY DESK DRAWER, AND IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL I JUST HAD
TO WRITE A SONG FOR IT. SOME MONTHS LATER I WAS WALKING IN MY
GARDEN AND SAW TWO BIRDS MAKING LOVE IN THE GARBAGE. IT WAS SO
CUTE, I HAD TO MAKE A SONG ABOUT IT. (RENDEZ-VOUS IN MY TRASHCAN)
THEN I HEARD THE AYATOLLAH RUOLLAH DIED, SO I MADE AYATOLLAH
LA LA LA. A REALLY GOOD ONE DONT YOU THINK? FONTANELLS IN SPACE
WAS WRITTEN THE DAY I HAPPENED TO DROP A HAMMER ON THE HEAD
OF A BABY. HIS FONTANELLS JUST FLIED AWAY SO HIGH SO I HAD TO
MAKE A SONG. THEN I WERE AT FORSMARK - THE NUCLEAR POWERPLANT
, ONE DAY. I HAD A PICNIC THERE, AND I NOTICED A FISH SWIMMING
IN THE WATER THEY HAVE TO COOL DOWN SOMETHING, I DONT KNOW WHAT
IT IS THEY ARE COOLING DOWN, MAYBE THEY HAVE IT JUST TO TAKE
A BATH WHEN THEY GET SWEATY. ANYWAY, THIS FISH WAS REALLY COOL
HIMSELF, SO THE SONG JUST CAME IN TO MY HEAD. LUCKILY, I HAD BROUGHT
MY KEYBOARD (IT WASN'T HARD TO GET POWER TO IT BECAUSE I
WERE IN A POWERPLANT, REMEMBER.) AND MADE THE SONG "THE POWERPLANTFISH"
THE KEYBOARD WAS VERY HEAVY, BUT IT DIDN'T MATTER WHEN
I MADE SUCH A GREAT SONG. LATER, I MET A GOOD LOOKING GIRL OUTSIDE
THE POWERPLANT, AND SHE WANTED TO DANCE WITH ME, BUT WE DIDN'T
HAVE ANY MUSIC...SO WHAT DO YOU THINK I DID? OF COURSE! I
TOOK MY KEYBOARD AND COMPOSED A GOOD SONG BUT WE DIDN'T DANCE,
BECAUSE BOTH OF US WAS SO PARALYSED OF THE GOOOOD MUSIC, SO WE
JUST STOOD THERE LISTENING. WELL, THAT DAY, I GOT TWO NEW SONGS
, SO I WAS QUITE HAPPY. I GRABBED THE KEYBOARD WITH MY LEFT HAND
AND THE GIRL WITH MY RIGHT HAND AND WALKED ALL THE WAY HOME.
...THAT, MY FRIENDS WAS THE STORY OF HOW ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL COMPOSITIONS
WERE COMPOSED BY THE GREEEAAAT MUSICIAN TORPEX. AND
AT THE END OF THIS SCROLL, I WILL GIVE YOU THE *****CREDITS!!!*****
::::: CODER AND EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: THE MIGHTY CODER -LORD
VEGA!- INTRODUCTION MUSIC AND GRAPHICS AND SOME FONTS: THE
MUSIC AND GRAPHIC FREEEAK -CHRIS ERIX!- INTROLOGO
: THE DPAINTFREAK -JOZO!- (THE BOZO! HA HA) ORIGINAL
MUSIC: -TORPEX!!!-
....DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE AYATOLLAH SAID WHEN HE FELL
FROM A MINARET? I DON'T REALLY KNOW, BUT I THINK HE SAID
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ!" DO YOU KNOW WHAT SCHEIKE EATS FOR
BREAFAST EVERY MORNING??? -RICE CRISPIES!!!! BYE EVERYBODY..
SEE YOU IN THE NEXT MUSAKDISK OR DEMO OR INTRO OR WHATEVER IT WILL
BE, BUT REMEMBER.. ALWAYS KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN FOR THE LATEST
STUFF FROM THE NEW SUPERGROUP ( WITH THE SUPERMUSICIAN!!)
-***** T R A D E ! ! ! ! ***** - ......THIS SCROLL WILL START
AGAIN (IF THE WORLD ISN'T EXPLODING OR IF LORD VEGAS SCROLL
ROUTINE DOESNT'T GO MAD AND PUT A VIRUS ON YOUR DISKS OF COURSE,
BUT THAT IS THINGS THAT JUST HAPPENS AND YOU CAN'T STOP THEM.
IF YOU DONT WANT THEM TO HAPPEN THEN BE A DENTIST IN IRAN!! THAT'S
A WAY TO GET RICH FAST, BUT IF YOU WAN'T TO BE REALLY RICH,
THEN BE A SALESMAN OF SOAP IN IRAN.. NO WAIT.. NOBODY WOULD BUY
THEM BECAUSE THEY DON'T USE SUCH THINGS IN IRAN.. IF YOU DON'T
BELIEVE ME, THEN GO THERE AND FEEL THE WONDERFUL SMELL...)
JA MEN STARTA OM NU DAA FOER FAAAAAN JAEVLA
SCROLL-JAEVEL!!!!
GREETINGS GREETINGS STRANGER. ITS LATE, AND I CAN SEE THE SUNRISE OUTSIDE MY WINDOWLESS ROOM AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE WRITING YET SILLY ANOTHER SCROLLIE. GOOOOOD I MUST HAVE WRITTEN MORE THAN FIVE SCROLLIES FOR THIS DEMO AND I'M QUICKLY GETTING MORE AND MORE BORED OF IT. WELL THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE LAST SCROLL FROM ME, LORD VEGA, 'CAUSE ME HANDS HANDS ARE STIFF, ME TONGUE IS LIMP, MY WHOLE BODY IS ACHING. GOODNIGHT, CATCH YOU LATER
KALLE IS A BOY WHO WAS BORN IN THE SOUTH OF SWEDEN. THIS BOY HAS BECOME
A VERY INTERESTING PERSON. AT THE AGE OF NINETEEN HE FOUND HIMSELF BEGINNING
THE THIRD GRADE IN THE SWEDISH HIGH-SCHOOL. THERE HE TURNED OUT TO BE A
PERSON WHO HAD A YAMAHA PIANO AT HOME!!! THIS WAS NOT VERY USUAL IN THIS CLASS
SO HE SUDDENLY MADE FRIENDS WITH THE PERSON WHO IS WRITING THIS.
(UNFORTUNATELY,EH) THE MOTHER OF KALLE USE TO PLAY THE PIANO MENTIONED BEFORE.
SHE IS VERY GOOD AT IT, AS A MATTER OF FACT. KALLE HIMSELF RARELY TOUCHES IT.
WELL WASN'T THIS DEEP. SNORBYLLA SNORBYLLA SNORBYLLA
WHATA STUPID SCROLL INDEED, WELL TRY TO WRITE 17 SCROLLIES YOURSELF.
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A MAN CALLED ARTHUR ALDRIDGE.
AND HE WAS A REAL SUCKER OH YEAH!!!
HE AND HIS BOYFRIEND MORGAN FATCHILD (WHO THOUGHT HE WAS A WOMAN AND WAS
GOING TO HAVE HIS OPERATION NEXT MONTH. )
USED TO FORGET USING THEIR PROPHYLACTICS. THIS LEAD TO A SEX-PARADOX THAT
TURNED MORGAN FATCHILD INTO A REALLY SEXY TRANSVESTITE.
HE(SHE?) WAS CHASED BY EVERY BOY AND GIRL IN TOWN BECAUSE OF THIS UNNATURAL
QUALITY. ALL THESE PEOPLE WANTED TO SCREW HIM(HER?) UP REAL GOOD!!!!!!
HMMMMM. WHAT A PERVERT WORLD WE LIVE IN!!!!!!!
HELLO HELLO EVERYBODY!!! THIS IS TORPEX SPEAKING, OR SHOULD I
SAY WRITING??? ANYWAY, LORD VEGA NEEDS A LOT OF SCROLLTEXTS TO
THIS MUSIKDISK, SO HE ASKED ME TO WRITE SOME STUPID SCROLLYS.
WELL, THAT ISN'T EASY IF YA DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE IN YOUR
SCROLL. IN OTHER WORDS, ITS A GREAT PROBLEM WHICH PROBABLY WILL
CAUSE YOU A LOT OF HEADACHES AND PSYCHOSES, ESPECIALLY WHEN THIS
LORD VEGA WANTS YOU TO WRITE LOOOOONG SCROLLYS. SO FROM NOW ON
, I WILL WRITE SPACES BETWEEN EVERY CHARACTER. THAT WILL MAKE THE
SCROLL MUCH L O N G ER I H O P E . . . (JUST KIDDING -HA HA
HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAA) WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY TO YOU NOW? I CAN
TELL YOU THAT I AM A GREAT MUSICGURU AND I AM THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
HACKER IN THE WORLD, BUT YOU ALREADY KNOW ABOUT ALL THAT, DONT
YA? ...I AM RUNNING OUT OF WORDS, BUT THAT WILL NOT STOP ME
FROM FILLING THE MEMORY WITH 90K OF BULLSHIT. LORD VEGA JUST
CALLED ME, HAVE YOU ANYTHING FUNNY TO SAY TO THE AUDIENCE???
NO -LORD VEGA. ARE YOU SURE? -TORPEX. NEEEEEEHHH -LORD VEGA.
ARE YOU REALLY SURE? -TORPEX. GUD E GOD -LORD VEGA. HAVE YOU
GOT ANYBODY TO GREET TO, ALLMIGHTY LORD? -TORPEX. YES, MYSELF-LORD
VEGA. HELLO THERE, OLD CHAP! -LORD VEGA. ... LORD VEGA AND
I AM RUNNING OUT OF WORDS, SO HERE IS SOME GREETINGS TO ALL OF
YOU FROM ALL OF US:CELEBRAND(B)IL,KAKTUS,TOMTEN,ARNE LILJEROS,
HANS SCHEIKE,MOTHER,DAD,AUNT HILDA,MY SEXY MOUSE-PAD,RADIUS,CULT
73,LORD VEGA AND TORPEX OF COURSE,CHRIS ERIXX,MY MOUSE,THE OLD
LADY WHO WALKS BY MY WINDOW AT THIS VERY MOMENT,THIS SCROLLTEXT,
MY DOG,MY SISTERS,JESUS,GOD,GORBATSCHJSJCHOVV,AYATOLLAH RUOLLAH
KHOMEINI,THE GERMAN IDIOT WHO CALLED ME(SORRY WRONG NUMBER),
MAGNUS,BERRA,SNORBYLLAN,JOZO,ICARUS,FOETUS,MY STAR LC-10(C),YOUR
MONITOR,YOR AMIGA,LORD VEGAS NEW VEGA-TECH-ROUTINE,THE UGLY
LITTLE GIRL WHO RUNS BY MY WINDOW AT THIS VERY MOMENT,THE AMIGA
KEYBOARD,SUNE,AND THE FULLSTOP WHO STOPS THIS GREETLIST . AND
NOW TO SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. -THE LARCH. AND NOOOW
-THE LARCH. AAAAH WATCH OUT JAYSAN! -KATRA. OOO NO A STOMPER!!!
-JAYSAN. SORRY FANS, I WAS JUST SO INSPIRED OF STARGLAJDER 2
SO I HAD TO WRITE THE LAST THING I WROTE. .... AAAAAAARRRRGHH!
LORD VEGA SCREAMED IN THE PHONE, SO MY LEFT EAR IS DEAD! WELL
I AM HANGING UP NOW, LORD VEGA. (HE IS RABBLING UP A LOT OF DIRTY
WORDS IN THE PHONE SO I DONT WANNA TALK TO HIM ANYMORE.)
BEFORE HE HANGS UP HE'D LIKE TO TELL YOU A LITTLE ABOUT HIMSELF.
(GO FOR IT LORD VEGA!!) WELL, I AM BLOND,SEXY,LONG,HAIRY,AND
LOOKS LIKE A BODY-BUILDER, NEJ NU RAECKER DET..HEJ DAA... LORD
VEGA HAD TO CLEAN HIS FONTANELLS SO I THINK I AM GOING TO CALL
ICARUS AND SEE IF HE HAS ANYTHING INTERESTING TO
SAY.....RIIING...RIIIIING....."HELLO?" AAH HELLO, I'D LIKE TO TALK
TO ICARUS..."JUST A MOMENT..IIIICAAAARUUUUUSSS!!!! THERE IS SOMEONE WHO
WANTS TO TALK TO YOU!!!"..."YES?" HI ICARUS, THIS IS TORPEX...
"NOOOOOOOO!!!! AAAAAAAHHH NOT YOU AGAIN!!!! DAMN! WHAT DO YOU
WANT?" I WANT YOU TO SAY ANYTHING SENSIBLE IN MY SCROLLY!!! COME
ON, YOU ARE ONE OF MY GUESTSTARS AT THE MOMENT. "OOOH NO, HAVE
YOU BEEN DRINKING AGAIN OR WHAT?" WELL DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO
SAY? "YOU ARE CRAZY! -CLICK!-" ...WHEN I CALLED HIM UP LATER,
HE WAS CALM AND NICE TO TALK TO. MAYBE HE TOOK SOME PRELUDIN TO
BE A NICE GUY, I DONT KNOW. BUT BEFORE HE SAYS SOMETHING. I
(TORPEX!!!) LIKED TO SAY A FEW WORDS ABOUT THE 64-SECTION OF
*TRADE* -THE COOLEST,YA KNOW. WELL, AT THIS MOMENT ITS JUST ME AND
ICARUS IN THE 64-SECTION, AND WE'D LIKE TO HAVE SOME MORE MEMBERS
LIKE NEW CODERS AND GRAPHIC ARTISTS SO IF YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE
TWO THINGS I JUST WROTE, THEN I THINK YOU BETTER CALL THIS NUMBER
FAST: 0762-79930 AND ASK FOR PETER ERICSON (TORPEX) BUT WE
DONT NEED MUSICIANS, BECAUSE I AM SO BLOODY GOOD, SO WE WONT BE
NEEDING ANYBODY ELSE. THE AMIGASECTION NEEDS SOME NEW MEMBERS
TO. ESPECIALLY CODERS. CALL US NOW!!!!! PLEASE, WE NEED MORE,IF
WE'RE GONNA GET MORE POWERFUL. WE ALREADY HAVE SO MANY GRAPHIC
BOYS AND MUSICIANS, SO SORRY YOU GUYS. -PAUSE- ..BUUURP(!)
I'VE JUST BEEN OUT IN THE KITCHEN AND HAVE DINNER. I HAD A BIG
SALLAD, AND SOME RICE (NOT SCHEIKES) AND A PIECE OF MAET OR MEAT,
I HAD AN ERROR IN MY SPELLING,BARA. WELL, NOW I AM SITTING
HERE WAITING FOR ICARUS TO CALL. HE WAS IN THE SHOWER 20 MINUTES
AGO AND HE WAS GOING TO CALL ME...
WAITING...WAITING...WAITING...WAITING...SHOULD I CALL RADIUS
INSTEAD AND ASK HIM TO SAY SOMETHING? NO...WAITING....WAITING...SHOULD
I BURP ONCE AGAIN?. NO...WAITING...SHOULD I PERHAPS EAT A
SANDWICH...NO....WAITING...AAAAH CAALL NOW BLOODY ICARUS, YOU
LAME BASTARD. IF YOU DONT CALL ME IN 10 SECONDS, I'LL KIIIILL YA!!!
10....9....8.....6...4.....6.....2.....7.....1.....0! ALLRIGHT.
I'LL HAVE TO KILL THAT IDIOT WHO LIKES TO SLEEP IN THE SHOWER.
-RIIIINNGG!- -HELLO ?? "HI, ITS ICARUS!" -OOOH ICARUS, I
JUST HAD YOU IN MY MIND... "HOW NICE. WHAT DID YOU WANT?" -
OH YES...WHAT WAS IT?? . OH I'VE FORGOTTEN IT! HA! WHAT A
NICE DAY BLURPIOPUITIOIS!! "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!! ARE YOU NUTS?"
-NO I'M SWIMMING IN MY TOILET!!! AAAAH VA FAN VA DENNA SCROLL
BLIR FJANTIG. ICARUS SHOULD CALL ME. I HOPE HE DOES... MEANWHILE,
I WILL GIVE YOU THE NAMES OF TRADES MEMBERS. FIRST THERE IS
RADIUS. OUR ORGANIZER, AND ALIS,OUR SECOND ORGANIZER,LORD
VEGA-CODER,CHRIS ERIX-MUSICIAN AND GRAPHICIAN(??),SUPERIOR-SWAPPER,
MACTENS-GRAPHICIAN(???AGAIN),PTAH-VIDEOSWAPPER,ICARUS-64CODER AND
LAMER,AL CAPONE-DOG,TORPEX-MUSICIAN AND 64-CODER AND SECRET KGB
AGENT, JOZO-GRAPHIC ARTIST AND IDIOT(HA HA HA) AND ... HAVE I
FORGOTTEN SOMEBODY YES. THE MICROWAVE-CODER(SOMEONE TOLD ME HE
DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO PROGRAM THE AMIGA IN ASSEMBLER BUT IS LEARNING
FAST??? A WEIRD GROUP=TRADE DONT YOU THINK?!) AND NOW A LITTLE
MESSAGE TO FBI AND SWEDISH SAEPO: YESTERDAY I CRACKED THE SECRET
PASSWORD TO NASAS SUPERSECRET COMPUTERSYSTEM, STOLE SOME INFO AND
SOLD IT TO KGB!!! HAHA!! IT WAS A GOOD THRILL AND I AM PLANNING
TO DO IT AGAIN!! STOP ME?! WELL TRY TO DO THAT, SWEDISH
POLICE(HA HA) TODAY I HAVE BEEN STOLEN SOME MONEY FROM SOMEONE
ELSES BANKACCOUNT AND TRANSFERRED IT TO MY OWN. ISN'T THAT WHAT
HACKERS USE TO DO WHEN THEY ARE BORED? WELL IF YOU THINK SO, THEN
YOU DONT KNOW WHAT A REAL HACKER IS. (I WAS JUST TESTING YOU.) I
COULD HAVE EXPLAINED TO YOU HOW TO MAKE A DEMO NOW, BUT I THINK
I'VE DONE THAT IN A PREVIOUS SCROLLY. WELL! DO YOU LIKE MY MUZAX?
YEEEEEIIEEEEEEEEES TORPEX!!! YOU SHOULD ALL BE SCREAMING WITH
YOUR HANDS CLAPPING ABOVE YOUR HEADS. WHICH ONE OF THE SONGS ARE
YOUR FAVOURITE? SALSABERRA? FONTANELLS IN SPACE? AYATOLLA LA LA LAH?
OR PERHAPS RENDEZ-VOUS IN MY TRASHCAN? NO, THEY ARE ALL GREAT SONGS. NONE
OF THEM IS BETTER THAN THE OTHER. I ALLWAYS MAKE MASTERPIECES,
I KNOW THAT, FANS. HOW DO YOU LIKE THE SONGNAMES? THEY ARE
WEIRD ARENT THEY? WELL, THE NAMES IS COMING FROM MY HEAD, SO NO
WONDER!!! OH YES, DO YOU THINK ICARUS WILL CALL ME SOON? OOOH
NO, HE IS EATING, AND HE WILL FORGET ME AFTER HIS LUNCH. DAMN
IDIOT. AND HE IS A LOUSY CODER TO. DAS STIMMT SO JA!! I THINK
I AM GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED TODAY. I WAS SITTING, PLAYING
VIRTUOSILY ON A D-20 WHEN THE PHONE RANG. I PICKED IT UP, AND
SAID "HELLO". ON THE LINE THERE WAS A GERMAN. I THOUGHT SOME
ONE OF MY "FRIENDS" HAD CALLED ME AND SPOKE GERMAN AND SAMPLED
MY VOICE WHEN I TRIED TO UNDERSTAND HIM, BUT I JUST SAID "HAHA!
THAT ISN'T FUNNY AT ALL!" IN SWEDISH. HE STARTED TO SAY A LOT
OF CRAZY THINGS AS I PUT THE PHONES FROM THE SYNTHESIZER ON THE
TELEPHONES MICROPHONE (LOTS OF PHONES EH?) AND WAS JUST ABOUT
TO SQUEEZE OUT A BIG BRASS IN THE TELEPHONE. "IST DAS HEINZ
GARSKAGARSKA..SOMETHING" SAID THE GERMAN. "NEIN", I SAID, STILL IN
THE THOUGHTS OF SOMEBODY JOKEING WITH ME. "ENTSCHULDIGEN SIE.
AUF WIEDERSEHEN" IT WAS A GERMAN! HA HA FUNNY STORY EH? WELL ITS
TRUE TO. NOW I THINK I HAVE TO STOP THIS SCROLLTEXT IN THE
NAME OF LAW, NO BUT I REALLY HAVE TO TAKE MY DOG ON A WALK, AND
THEN I WILL SAMPLE HIM WHEN HE SOUNDS LIKE A PIG, AND WHEN HE
BARKS IN THE MICROPHONE. HE IS A BULLTERRIER, AND DOG IN TRADE!
DONT YOU THINK THIS ZKROLLY WAS FUNNIER WHEN LORD VEGA WAS IN
THE PHONE SHOUTING STUPID THINGS I SHOULD WRITE? MY DOG IS RESTING
ON MY BED. I THINK I HAVE TO TAKE HIM ON A WALK NOW, HE HAS
JUST BEEN EATING SOME SLOPPY WEETA BISCUITS AND EVERYBODY KNOWS
WHAT DOGS HAVE TO DO AFTER THEIR MEALS.. THATS RIGHT AND HE
LOOKS LIKE HE COULD DO THAT ANY MOMENT NOW, SO I BETTER HURRY..
GREAT PAUSE..............................NOW I'VE BEEN OUT WITH
THE DOG AND WALKED IN THE FOREST. I HAVE ALSO TRAINED HIM TO
ATTACK LAMERS. MAYBE I'LL BRING HIM TO A COPYPARTY SOMETIME. AND
AS ALWAYS, MY WORDS IS GONE, I DONT KNOW WHAT TO WRITE. ICARUS
DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING (I CALLED HIM 1 MINUTE AGO) SO I
THINK I'M GONNA CALL LORD V-AAAAAAAHHHH THE STUPID DOG IS LAYING
ON MY FLOOR AND EATING A SHOE. HE MISSED THE SHOE AND TOOK A GIANT
BITE IN MY FOOT. DAMN! HE IS A 4 MONTH OLD PUPPIE SO HIS TEETH
IS REALLY SHARP. NOW I'M GONNA CALL LORD VEGA..RIIING..DO YOU
THINK I'M GONNA SAMPLE HIM. NO, "HELLO" HAVE YOU ANYTHING TO
ADD TO THIS SCROLL? NO, THEN I WILL GO TO BED AND SLEEP, GOOD NIGHT
EVERYBODY SAYS T O R P E X!!!
THIS SCROLLTEXT AIN'T GONNA BE LONG. I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY A FEW WORDS
OF IMPORTANCE. I'M LOOKING FOR MUSICAL CONTACTS(FOR SOUND AND MODULESWAPPING).
MY NUMBER IS 0752-13087 AND YOU SHOULD ASK FOR CHRISTIAN. THAT WAS JUST
ABOUT EVERYTHING I HAD TO SAY. CU LATER !!!!
I BET YOUR WONDERING WHO WROTE THIS SCROLLTEXT, JUST WAIT ANOTHER 3 MINUTES
AND I'LL TELL YOU
IT'S COMING SOON....
IT'S GETTING CLOSER....
AND HERE IT IS CHRIS ERIX(OHH NO NOT THAT LAME BOSO !!!)
YES NOW IM GOING TO BED. GOODNIGHT !!!
OH NO!!! I CAN'T STOP IT, THE SOURCE IS LISTING IT SELF, 10 PRINT 'TRADE DEMO DISK' 20 PLAY 'MOD.SALSABERRA' 30 SCROLL 'ZSCROLLY1' 40 GOTO 20 NO, NO, BREAK!!! BREAK!!! FHDSJKFHNE!!!!LDSA PUHHHHH, I MANAGED TO BREAK IT IN TIME FOR THE REAL STUFF. THIS WAS TORPEX SILLY IDEA SO DON'T BLAME ME. HINT: IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO A MANIAC WHO TALKS AND TALKS AND OCCASIONALLY BREAKS OUT INTO HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER, THEN CALL HIM. NOOOOOO, THAT WASN'T VERY NICE OF ME, 'CAUSE HE'S NICE MOST OF THE TIME BUT HE CAN GET YOU ON THE NERVES SOMETIMES. BUT THE GUY IS CREATIVE OUT TO HIS FINGERNAILS AND MAKES NICE MUSIC SO AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED HE'S ALRIGHT DESPITE MY HARD WORDS IN THE BEGINNING. RELAX, YOU'RE QUITE SAFE HERE , AS THE ART OF NOISE SAY.
NAME:CHRIS ERIX AGE:16 HOMETOWN:IT'S A LAME CITY STATUS:NOT
LAME ANYMORE CRIMINAL RECORD:VISA, WHAT'S THAT ??? OTHER
RECORD:WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW ??? WELL, WELL THAT'S WAS A LITTLE BIT OF
BORING HUMOR FROM THE MAN WITH A NOT SO FANTASTIC RECORD. I WAS JUST
LISTENING TO SOME OF THE TUNES ON "IT"'S MUSICDISK(YOU KNOW, THE ONE WITH
THE BATMANLIKE LOGO). I REALLY HAVE TO SAY, GLADIATOR AND WALKMAN ARE A
GREAT PAIR OF MUSICIANS, I WOULD LIKE TO MEET THEM SOME DAY. ANOTHER ONE
WHO MAKES "SHARP" AND GREAT TUNES IS FIREFOX OF PHENOMENA(MAYBY I'LL MEET
HIM AT THE PHENOMENA/CENSOR PARTY IN ARBOGA, I SURE HOPE SO ANYWAY !!!). NOW
AFTER TALKING ABOUT GREAT MUSICIANS I WILL STEP OVER TO PERSONAL GREETINGS.
I GIVE THE GREATEST REGARDS TO THE FOLLOWING: ALL THE MEMBERS OF "TRADE",
TWILIGHT OF CHANNEL 16(I HOPE YOU'LL MAKE IT TO KTH), SIR ALBERT OF
???(TJENA TOMAS !!!), AND ALL THE NICE PEPOLE I KNOW !!! WELL, I'M NOT
FEELING TO GOOD ABOUT WRITING A SCROLLY AT 3.37 IN THE MORNING SO I QUIT
HERE. GO AHEAD LAMERS,MAKE MY DAY... READ SOME OTHER SCROLLY.
THIS IS A CO-OPERATIONSCROLL BETWEEN CHRIS ERIX AND MAC 10. ALTHOUGH WE WILL NOT
BE RESPONSIBLE IF YOU SUFFER A MINOR BRAINDAMAGE AFTER READING THIS SCROLLTEXT.
WELL, WELL THIS IS CHRIS ERIX STARTING THE BRAINDEBUGGING. I WILL START BY ASKING
YOU IF YOU ARE A LAMER ??? I GUESS YOU HAVE FIGURED OUT AN ANSWER BY NOW.
AND I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT YOU ARE TALKING WITH A COMPUTER, ASHOLE !!!
AFTER THIS LITTLE BRAINTEST I WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU WHAT YOU THINK OF THIS SCROLL
??? ASHOLE, YOUR STILL TALKING TO A COMPUTER !!! (SOME PEOPLE NEVER LEARN
DO THEY). WELL, WELL NOW I HAVE PROVED THAT YOUR NOT SO DAMN PERFECT AS YOU THOUGHT
YOU WERE. I NOW GIVE THE KEYS TO MAC 10 FOR SOME MORE BRAINWASHING........
WELCOME TO THREE FEET HIGH AND RISING !!! THIS IS WHAT WE DO. I AM GOING TO ASK
YOU SOME QUESTIONS AND YOU WILL TRY TO ANSWER THEM. HOW MANY FIBRES ARE THERE
IN A "SKOGAHOLMS LIMPA" ??? YOU GOT 3 SECONDS WRONG ANSWER
STUPID ! THAT'S A "HOCKEY KLUBBA"..... AND NOW OVER TO SOMETHING COMPLETLY
DIFFERENT.... CHRIS ERIX AND HIS COMPLETLY MENINGLESS MEGABORING SCROLLTEXTS.
HE HE.... I'M BACK FOR SOME MORE "HJARNTVATTNING", WHAT IS THE SECOND PARAGRAPH IN THE
ARABIAN LAWBOOK. YOU DON'T KNOOOW ???? IDIOT !!! THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ON
EARTH, LONG LIVE THE "SKOGAHOLMSLIMPA"(STUPID LAMERS DON'T KNOW SHIT !!!). NOW FOR
SOMETHING EASY TELL ME THE ANSWER OF THIS LITTLE SIMPLE MATHPROBLEM !!!
WHAT IS 1+1 ???? THREEEE ???? IDIOT, IDIOT AND DOUBLEIDIOT AGAIN !!!!
AND NOW MORE QUESTIONS. HOW MANY BANA...... UOGH..AHHH... THIS IS A STICK-UP !
EVERYBODY GET FACED DOWN ! ANYBODY MOVE AND I'LL BLOW YOUR FUCKIN' HEADS OF !!
A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ALL(?) CHRIS ERIX FANS.. HE IS KNOW DEAD AS A DOORKNOB
AND MAC 10 IS GOING TO RULE FOREVER.....
MAC 10 IS NOW HANGING UP........... TUUUT TUUUT TUUUT OSV MM ETC
PUHHH THIS IS THE LAST SCROLL IN THIS FUCKING SCROLL INFERNO. HOPE YOU CAN GET SOMETHING OUT FROM THEM AND PERHAPS EVEN FEEL SOMEWHAT ENTERTAINED BY AT LEAST THE MUSIC. AND IF YOU LIKED IT (OPS I SPELLED A WORD WRONG THERE) WHY NOT TELL US BECAUSE WE WOULDN'T MIND THAT. YOU KNOW THE WORLD HAS BEEN SOO CRULE (WOW WHAT A SPELLING) TO US AND OUR PARENTS SPANKED US EVERY EVENING AND TURNED OF OUR COMPUTERS JUST WHEN WE'RE ABOUT TO SAVE OUR MASTERPIECES. SNYFT, JAG TROR JAG HAR BALLAT UT HELT, SORRY! HEJSAN SVEJSAN.
HELLO AND WELCOME TO TRADES MUSIC DISK , FONTANELLS IN SPACE. THIS MASTERPIECE WAS PUT TOGETHER QUITE FAST, BUT IT WAS PUT THERE MAINLY AS A FRONT PAGE FOR THE WONDERFUL MUSIC IT CONTAINS. THIS DEMO FOR EXAMPLE WAS PUT TOGETHER OVER A NIGHT TO ALLOW US TO WRITE PLENTY OF STUPID SCROLLIES FOR OUR AMUSEMENT, AND HOPEFULLY YOURS TO. ME WRITING IS CALLED LORD VEGA, A FORMER MEMBER OF NORTHSTAR, BUT HAS NOW QUIT THEM TO JOIN TRADE. YOU PICK THE TUNES BY PRESSING F1 TO F6. OK, WHY NOT READ THE NEXT SCROLL!!!
MRS MARPLOT HAD GATHERED ALL MEMBERS OF THE BUCKABY-FAMILY AND
THE BUTLER AND TWO OF THE SERVANT GIRLS IN THE LIVING ROOM. SHE
STOOD QUIET AND WAITED FOR GRANDPA BUCKABY. HE CAME IN TO THE
LIVINGROOM IN HIS WHEELCHAIR AND PARKED IT NEAR MRS MARPLOT.
HE SMASHED HER ON HER BUMP AND SAID "COME ON SWEETY, HIT IT!" WITH
HIS TREMOLOUS VOICE. "I CAN STILL MAKE IT STAND UP, YOU KNOW!"
MRS MARPLOT DIDN'T NOTICE HIM. "WELL DEAR FRIENDS."SHE SAID.
"NOW IT'S TIME TO SOLVE THIS CASE AND FIND OUT WHO MURDERED
MRS BUCKABY AND HER THREE COUSINS FROM KENTUCKY." SHE SAT DOWN
IN ONE OF THE CHAIRS. "LET'S SAAAAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!" SHE FLEW UP
LIKE FERDINAND THE BULL, WHEN HE SAT ON A WASP. "WHO THE HELL
PUT A DRAWING-PIN IN MY CHAIR" SHE SHOUTED, AND THE HOLE FAMILY
BUCKABY JUMPED UP BY HER SCREAM. ONLY GRANDPA BUCKABY SAT QUIETLY
IN HIS WHEELCHAIR AND SMILED. "A REMARKABLE WOMAN!" HE GIGGLED
AND REACH FOR HER BUMP. MRS MARPLOT TOOK UP HER HANDBAG AND
THREW IT ON OLD BUCKABY TO CALM HIS LUST DOWN. "THAT DOES IT!"
SHE SCREAMED. "YOU WANTED ME TO TELL YOU WHO THE MURDERER IS
IN OLD FASHION AGHATA CHRISTIE STYLE, BUT I WONT! I WONT DO IT
WHEN YOU FIRST PUT A DRAWING-PIN IN MY CHAIR AND THEN BRING THIS
FILTHY OLD PIMP IN HIS FALSE WHEEL-CHAIR JUST TO SEE HOW I
WILL REACT WHEN HE IS TRYING T..GET YOUR DIRTY HANDS OF ME I SAID!"
SHE HIT GRANDPA BUCKABY AS HARD AS HE COULD, BUT HE JUST SAT
THERE AND SMILED CONTENTEDLY AND SAID "MMMM I JUST LOVE IT WHEN
THEY GET AGGRESSIVE." MRS MARPLOT STARTED TO SHOUT AGAIN WITH
HER NOISY VOICE. "I REFUSE TO BE SOME AGHATA CHRISTIE CHARACHTER.
THEREFORE I WILL TELL YOU WHO THE MURDER IS WITHOUT ANY OF
THAT CHRISTIE STUFF FIRST. SHE POINTED AT ONE OF THE PERSONS
AND SAID "IT WAS --------!!!" ... WELL, WHO WAS IT WHO MURDERED
MRS BUCKABY AND HER THREE COUSINS FROM KENTUCKY? AND WHO WAS T
HE STRANGE PIMP IN THE WHEEL-CHAIR AND WHY DID THE BUTLER LAUGH
WHEN MRS BUCKABY DIED AND WHY DIDN'T MRS MARPLOT LIKE AGHATA
CHRISTIE AND WHY AM I WRITING THIS SCROLLTEXT AND WHY HAS THIS
DISK THE NAME "FONTANELLS IN SPACE" AND WHY IS IT JUST A LOT OF
BULLSHIT IN THE SCROLLYS WE ARE WRITING?! MANY QUESTIONS. YES
INDEED! BECAUSE OF THOSE UNANSWERED QUESTIONS WE (THE
HEROES OF THE NATION=TRADE!) ARE GONNA HAVE A LITTLE CONTEST. IF
YOU KNOW THE ANSWER OF SOME OF THE QUESTIONS, THEN SEND IT TO
THIS ADDRESS BEFORE THE 1TH OF MARCH AND YOU CAN WIN A CHEWING-GUM
(SECOND-HAND, BUT SO WHAT?) ::: CHEWING-CUM CONTEST, JAN
FRIDEGAARDS VAG 1, 186 41 VALLENTUNA, SWEDEN!!! WELL, I'M SITTING
HERE WRITING A STUPID SCROLLY BECAUSE LORD VEGA HAS MADE A LOT
OF SCROLLS AND HE NEEDS SCROLLTEXTS FOR'EM. TODAY IT'S THE LAST
DAY IN THE EIGHTY'S AND THE TIME IS NOW 17:30. TONIGHT THERE
WILL BE LOTS OF CHAMPAGNE, FYRVERKERI (FIREWORKS) AND SUPA-SUPA
FOR SOME PEOPLE. ME,MYSELF WILL BE SITTING WRITING SCROLLTEXTS,
PROGRAMMING DEMOS AND MAKING MUSIC AT THE TIME WHEN THE CLOX IS
CLINGNING THE 12 "CLINGS" AND JARL KULLE STANDS AT SKANSEN
IN STOCKHOLM AND SHOUTS "CLING CLOCK, CLING!" YAAAWN. THAT IS
SOOO BORING. THE BEGINNING OF THIS SCROLL WAS AN ATTEMPT TO MAKE
A GOOD STORY IN A SCROLL. LORD VEGA HAS MADE A GOOD LOVESTORY
AS YOU ALL KNOW, AND HE WANT'S ME TO MAKE A STORY TOO. WELL, GOD
DAMN IT! THE LAST THING I HAVE IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW, IS GOOD
IDEAS AND I MEAN GOOOD! THEY ARE ALL BORING IDEAS, SO I WILL WRITE
A STORY SOME OTHER TIME, AND THAT WILL BE BLOODY GOOD, BELIEVE
ME. I DON'T THINK THERE IS MUCH TO SAY IN THE END OF THIS
CENTURY......ER.......ER.....A.......WELL......YES....OOOH I HAVE
LOST THE WORDS AGAIN. IT'S NOT EASY SITTING HERE, TYPING A LOT
OF MEANLESS WORDS IN AN EDITOR, TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING INTELLIGENT.
SAYING INTELLIGENT THINGS HOWEVER IS VERY EASY FOR ME,
BUT NOT IN A SCROLLTEXT AND NOT AT THIS MOMENT. SO I WILL REPEAT
SOME THINGS YOU'VE PROBABLY READ IN SOME OF MY OTHER SCROLLYS
ON THIS DISK: WE NEED AMIGACODERS AND 64-CODERS. WE ALSO NEED
64-GRAPHICS SO IF ANYBODY OUT THERE IS SITTING ON A CHAIR, MAKING
GRAPHICS OR DEMOS ON HIS OWN (OR HER OWN, ARE THERE ANY GIRLS
IN THIS BUSINESS?) THEN WHY NOT CALL ME? MY NUMBER IS 0762-7
99 30. ASK FOR PETER. AND DON'T THINK YOU CAN WAIT 'TIL NEXT X-MAS.
YOU SHOULD CALL US -NOW!- BUT IF YOU GOT THIS DISK X-MAS -
90, THEN YOU ARE PROBABLY A LAMER AND WE DON'T WAN'T YOU TO CALL
US IF YOU ARE. WELL THEN, A GOOD STORY IN OUR NEXT DEMO. THAT'S
A PROMISE, OK? NO, I THINK I'LL HAVE TO STOP THIS NOW. I AM
VERY TIRED OF WRITING SCROLLYS, AND WRITING BAD SCROLLYS DOESN'T
MAKE THINGS BETTER. BUT ONE THING BEFORE THE END. I'M GONNA
TELL YOU A LAMERSTORY THAT JUST CAME UP IN MY HEAD, AND IT'S
TRUE. WHEN I WAS PRETTY NEW ON THE 64, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW MACHINE
LANGUAGE THEN, A FRIEND OF MINE WHO HAD BEEN INTO COMPUTERS
A YEAR LONGER THAN ME (HE DIDN'T KNEW MACHINE LANGUAGE EITHER)
TOLD ME HOW THEY MADE GAMES ON THE 64. (DON'T LAUGH TO LOUD)
"OH YES... FIRST THEY MAKE THE GRAPHICS ON AN AMIGA, BECAUSE THE
AMIGA HAS THE SAME BASIC AS THE 64. THEN THEY SAVE IT TO A
HARD-DISK AND LOAD IT INTO THE 64." ????? AND DON'T THINK THAT I
WAS SO STUPID THATI BELIEVED HIM. HE BELIEVED IT THOUGH....
IT'S HORRIBLE HOW SOMEONE'S BRAIN COULD BE FULL OF THAT HORRIBLE
LAMER-THOUGHTS. REMEMBER: ONE LAMER IS HARMLESS, BUT TOGETHER
THEY ARE A THREAT TO THE HACKERS!!! DA DAAAA!!!! IEEEEEEH! LIKE
THE NEIGHBOURS AROUND HERE: THEY GATHERED TO TALK ABOUT THE
BAD TV-CABLES IN THE AREA. SOMEONE SAID "COULD IT DEPEND ON ALL
THOSE COMMODORE-COMPUTERS OUR CHILDREN HAS GOT?" OOOH GOD... WELL,
HIS KIDS AND ALL THE OTHERS AROUND HERE ARE ALSO LAME, SO
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT. AND FINALLY SOME GREETINGS. THEY'LL GO TO:
HANS SCHEIKE, LORD VEGA, ARNE WEISE, ULF EKMAN, ROB HUBBARD,
BERRA AND ADOLF HITLER. (I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHO THAT IS, BUT
SOMEONE TOLD ME HE WAS A REALLY NICE GUY, SO HE WILL GET MY
GREETINGS TOO.) SEEEER DUUUU STJAEAEAEAERNAN IIII DEEEEE BLAAAAA?
TAAAAA EEEEEN SUUUUP SAAAAA SEEEEER DUUUU TVAAAAA!!!! (IF YOU
WISH UPON A STAR) OK OK OK OK SHELL, STATOIL AND Q8 (HAHAHAHA)
NOW THIS SCROLL WILL END, AND I KNOW YOU'RE SITTING THERE BY
YOUR MONITOR CRYING RIGHT NOW, BUT I'M SORRY...I CAN'T SIT HERE
AND WRITE A SCROLLTEXT ALL EVENING. (IT'S 18:10 NOW..) I HAVE TO
LOOK AT BJOERNES MAGAZINE ON THE TELLY... I'M REALLY SORRY, BUT
I REALLY MUST. IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO ME. BUT AT LAST A LITTLE
MESSAGE TO MY FRIEND WUNDERBAUM WHO IS REALLY GOOD AT DRAWING
SCHEIKEPICTURES: YOU CAN MAKE SOME GRAPHICS TO OUR 64-DEMOS,
BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO BUY A DISKDRIVE FIRST.... I'VE JUST SEEN ROBOCOP,
BY THE WAY, AND IT WAS A REAL LAMERMOVIE LIKE WARGAMES,DARYL,2001
A SPACEODYSSEYWUEYU AND ALL THOSE OTHER NERD-MOVIES.
THEN SOME MEGAGREETINGS WHICH WOULDN'T BE LAST IN A SCROLL, BUT
I FORGOT THEM (SORRY) :RADIUS,JOZO,ICARUS,LORD VEGA,CHRIS ERIX
AND ALL THE OTHER MEMBERS OF TRADE + CULT 73 OF THE 64-GROUP
"ZONE 45" I THINK HE IS AT AN ATARI ST-PARTY (YAK) EVEN THE SPECTRUM
IS BETTER THAN THAT LOUSY SHIT-MACHINE. MESSAGE TO ALL
ST-OWNERS: *"'-=+772513!.,/(./*) AAAARGGH! WELL THAT WAS DEFINITIVE
ALL OF THIS SCROLL. GOODBYE. WELL,
I FORGOT TO TELL YOU THAT I HAVE GOT A NEW PIMPLE ON MY NOSE.
KUUL VA???!!! END............
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL AND WELCOME TO A NEW YEAR FULL OF DELIGHTMENTS!!!
THIS SCROLLIES SUBJECT IS LOVE ROMANCE AND SEX OR "WHAT DID MICKE AND LISA
DO WHEN THEY WEREN'T AT SCHOOL THE OTHER DAY".
IN THE WORLD TODAY, LOVE SEEMS TO TAKE SECOND PLACE IN A RELATIONSHIP.
THE MODERN PARTNER IS JUDGED MORE FROM THE OUTSIDE THAN FROM THE INSIDE.
A SEXY, GOOD-LOOKING APPEARANCE IS IMPORTANT.
ROMANCE IS TODAY AN ANTIQUE WORD, UNCOMMON TO THE COMMON PEOPLE.
BUT THERE IS STILL ROMANCE.
LET THE STORY BEGIN! IT WAS AUTUMN. A COLD WIND KEPT THE WORLD IN A
TIGHT GRIP. A SHADOW OF DARKNESS COVERED THE GREATNESS OF THE EARTH. PEOPLE
STAYED IN THEIR HOUSES, CLOSING THEMSELVES INSIDE THEM, CREATING A SPHERE OF
BAD MOOD ALL AROUND THE WORLD.
DARKNESS WAS RULING. BUT STILL, THERE WERE TWO LIGHTS,
BURNING WITH THE GRACE YOU ONLY FIND IN THE THINGS MADE BY MAN. THESE LIGHTS
WERE OF THE BRAND "LILJEHOLMENS CANDLES". AT THIS VERY MOMENT, THEY WERE
ABOUT TO BE BLOWN OUT BY MICKE. WHEN THE STORMING WIND EMERGED FROM MICKES'
BIG MOUTH, THE TWO CANDLES FOUGHT FOR SURVIVAL, GASPING, IN THE DARKNESS OF
THIS SINGLE ROOM, IN THIS SINGLE HOUSE, IN THIS SINGLE PLACE ON EARTH.
BY PURE LUCK THE CANDLES SUCCEEDS IN KEEPING THEMSELVES ALIVE DURING MICKES
FIRST BLOW. WHEN MICKE SEES THIS, HE KIND OF LOOKS WEIRD FOR A MOMENT
AND THEN SUDDENLY STARTS TO LOOK DEEPER INTO THE LIGHT OF THE CANDLES
AND WHO DOES HE SEE THERE BUT ......LISA
WITH A VOICE CRYING OF JOY HE FORGETS ALL ABOUT THE ALMOST UNLIT CANDLES
AND QUICKLY RUNS TO THE PHONE, GRIPPING IT, HOLDING IT WITH A SEEMINGLY
ENDLESS POWER. HE HAS TO COMMUNICATE WITH HER, TO HEAR THAT SWEET VOICE OF HERS
THAT WARMS HIS HEART SO MUCH THAT HE COULD TAKE IT OUT AND EAT IT
ON A BARBEQUE IF HE'D LIKE.
FUCK, THE PHONE DIDN'T WORK, HE SUDDENLY REMEBERED IT HAD BEEN DISCONNECTED
LAST WEEK WHEN HE HADN'T PAID HIS PHONE BILL. OHHHHHHHHHHH, HE MUMBLED,
HOW AM I TO GET THERE, THIS EVENING OF BLITZERING(SPELLING?!) COLD?
OHHHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHHHH, HUMHUMHUMHUMHUMHUMHUM HE EXPELLED,
LOOKING VAGELY LIKE SOMEONE PLAYING ROMEO, IN THE PLAY
ROMEO AND JULIETTE BY THIS FELLOW SHAKESPEAR (SKAK-STAVEN IN SWEDISH,
MED LITE SJUK HUMOR KAN MAN FA DET TILL MASSAGESTAV MEN SADAN AR INTE
JAG INTE). WITH A GLIMPSE OF DESPAIR HE FINALLY DECIDED TO GO THERE
BY FOOT. YES, WHAT POWERS THIS MAN MUST'VE POSSEST AS IT WAS
MORE THAN 100 METERS FROM HIS OWN HOUSE AND IT WAS MORE THAN
FIVE DEGREES COLD OUTSIDE. WOWOWOWOWOWOW I HEAR YOU SAY!
HE THREW HIMSELF TOWARDS THE DOOR, HE CLINGING TO THE HANDLE STRUGGLING
TO OPEN IT. IT WORKED!!! HE HAD ACTUALLY OPENED THE DOOR HIMSELF
WITH HOLDING HIS MUMS HAND AT THE SAME TIME. HE MUST HAVE GONE
COMPLETLY MAD. HE RUNS OUT IN THE STREET, BUT!!! HE SUDDENLY
FINDS HIMSELF UTTERLY COLD. HE NOTICES HIS DINGELING(THE CABLE
BOYS HAVE BETWEEN THEIR LEGS, COMES IN VARIOUS SIZES FROM
PLINGELING (VERY LITTLE) DINGELING (MEDIUM) AND DONGELONG (VERY
VERY BIG)), SLOWLY WAVING IN THE WIND. BUT HE DOESN'T CARE! ALL HE
WANTS IS LISA. LISA LISA LISA HE CRIES OUT WHILE SWIFTLY HEADING FOR LISAS
RESIDENCE. THERE WHILE HE DESPERATELY KNOCKS AT THE FRONTDOOR, SHE
SUDDENLY OPENS IT, AND HE, THINKING ONLY OF HIS KNOCKING, LOUDLY KNOCKS HER
DOWN. IT TAKES A WHILE, BUT HE FINALLY NOTICES IT AND EXCLAIMS:
OHHHHH, WHAT HAVE I DONE???? YES, HE HAS GOT A WEAK BRAIN
BUT HE IS DOING HIS BEST TO REALIZE, AND THERE IT COMES!
HE CARRIES HER AWAY TO HER BED. HE LEANS OVER WHILE WATCHES HIS BELOVED
REGAIN CONSIENCE. HER LITTLE EYES GOES TWINKLE TWINKLE AND AFTER A WHILE
SHE SLOWLY WAKES UP GLANCEING THROUGH MISTY EYES, FIRST NOTICING THE
WHITE CEILING, THEN THE UGLY LOOKING WALLPAPER, AND THEN THE REALLY
SLEEZY LOOKING BED! WHATS THAT THING POKING ME INSIDE MY NOSE? SHE WONDERS!
SHE GRABS HOLD OF IT, AND FINDS HERSELF EYE
TO EYE WITH A ONE EYED, BALD AND STIFF SNAKE. WITH JERKING MOVES SHE
DESPERATELY (WELL, NOT THAT DESPERAT ACTUALLY. SHE HAD BEEN KNOCKED DOWN
YOU KNOW) TRIES TO REMOVE IT
FROM HER NOSE. AFTER A WHILE OF HEAVY SHAKING, UP AND DOWN, UP AND DOWN
THE SNAKE SUDDENLY THROWS UP SOMETHING WHITE LIQUID RIGHT INTO HER NOSE
AND SHE FEELS LIKE SNEEZING. WITH A BURST THAT REALLY SHAKES THE HOUSE
SHE SNEEZES HEAVELY. THE WOMIT SPREADS ITSELF OVER THE ROOM AND MAKES IT
LOOK LIKE LONDON FOG. AFTER THIS FIRST ATTACK FROM THE WOMITING SNAKE SHE
GETS ANGRY AND TRIES TO FIND HER WAY OUT THROUGH THE FOG. SHE ...
AND THIS WAS PART ONE OF LOVE ROMANCE AND SEX OR "WHAT DID MICKE AND LISA
DO WHEN THEY WEREN'T AT SCHOOL THE OTHER DAY". READ THE NEXT PART IN
OUR NEXT DEMO WHENEVER THAT IS?! SEE'YA LATER OLD PERVERT, YOU ENJOYED
THIS, DIDN'T YOU?.
HI FREAKS, THIS IS CHRIS ERIX TYPING AWAY ON THE KEYBOARD. I'LL STARTOFF WITH A
LITTLE BIT OF HISTORY ON HOW I GOT INTO THIS GROUP. IT STARTED WITH A PHONECALL
FROM A FRIEND. HE WAS TALKING ABOUT A "SECTOR 90" PARTY DOWN IN KALMAR, HE ASKED
ME IF I WANTED TO COME(THEY HAD ONE SPARESEAT LEFT IN THE VAN). IT WOULD COST ME
ABOUT 200 FOR THE GAS + SOME EXTRA ADITIONAL CASH FOR FOOD AND OTHER STUFF.
I GLADLY EXCEPTED THOUGH I NEW I HAD ONLY 20 BUCK IN MY POCKET. I SAID TO MYSELF:
HOW THE HELL AM I GOING TO GET ALL THIS CASH ??? AFTER SOME TIMES I GOT
THE CASH FROM MY DAD(PUUHHH !!!). SO THE MONEYPROBLEM WAS SOLVED, COULD THERE BE
ANYTHING ELSE TO WORRY ABOUT ??? I COULDN'T THINK OF ANTHING SO I WENT TO
BED. AFTER A FEW DAYS IT WAS TIME TO GO. ON THE WAY DOWN TO KALMAR WE JUST
HAPPEND TO STEAL A MACDONALDSFLAG, A LIQUID-SOAP, SOME SPONS, ETC.ETC(I
NEVER KNEW WHY WE DID THAT, HMM ???). ANYWAY, WHEN WE GOT DOWN THERE WE
DROVE AROUND FOR ABOUT AN HALFHOUR OR SO UNTIL WE FINALLY FOUND THE PLACE.
WHEN WE GOT INSIDE WITH ALL THE STUFF WE PARKED OURSELVES JUST OUTSIDE A
CLASSROOM, BUT LATER ON CAME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT IT WAS TO NOISY, AND
WE MOVED IN TO THE CLASSROOM. AFTER SOME FOOLING AROUND AND MESSING WITH
EVERYTHING INSIDE THE CLASSROOM WE FELT COMFORTABLE(IS THIS WORD SPELLED
RIGHT ???). AFTER SOME TIME ME AND DAVID(THAT IS A MEMBER OF "THE
TOMMYKNOCKERS") DROVE INTO KALMAR TO GET SOME BURGERS(THEY DIDN´T EVEN
HAVE A HAMBURGERBAR IN THAT LAME CITY). WHEN WE GOT THERE WE DECIDED TO
LOOK IF THERE WERE ANYONE AT THE TRAINSTATION THAT WANTED A RIDE TO THE
PARTY, WE FOUND THREE GUYS HANGING AROUND WITH MONITORBOXES AND BIG BAGS
LOADED TO THE TOP WITH COMPUTERS, WIRES, DISKBOXES AND ALL THE KIND OF THINGS
YOU COULD POSSEBLY IMAGINE. AFTER WE HAD PICKED UP OUR BURGERS AND LOADED
THE VAN WITH THEIR STUFF WE DROVE BACK TO SCHOOL. IT WAS LATER ON THAT
NIGHT WHEN I MET "LUCIFER"(NOW HE'S CALLED "RADIUS"). HE WERE LOOKING FOR
MEMBERS TO A NEW GROUP. AFTER SOME CHATTING AND DISCUSSION I DECIDED TO
JOIN. WE WERE PLANNING ON RELEASING A DEMO ON THE PARTY, BUT IT WAS NEVER
FINISHED IN TIME. THEN LUCIFER (RADIUS) TOLD ME THAT WE WERE GOING TO
RELEASE A MUSICDISK SOON SO HE NEEDED SOME NICE TUNES AND SOME GOOD GFX.
AND IT'S ON THIS ROAD IT'S BEEN GOING EVER SINCE. WELL, WELL THIS IS CHRIS
ERIX SIGNING OF(IN THIS SCROLLY ATLEAST). CU !!! THIS SCROLLTEXT WILL
RESET IN ANY SECOND..... TILT
HELLO... HELLO... DO YOU HERE ME?
OF COURSE YOU DONT, THIS IS A SCROLLTEXT AND SCROLLTEXTS SHOULD BE READ.
IF YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD HERE'EM THEN ITS TIME TO GO TO FARBROR DOKTORN.
ANYWAY, LETS GET SERIOUS. SERIOUS? HAHAHA UUUUUU.... WHATS THAT,DOC?
-I- -JUST- -CANT- -GET- -SERIIIOOUUUUS-!!!! YES AS A MATTER OF FACT I CAN,
AND I'LL PROOOOVE THAT TO YOU NOW. AND WHO AM I YOU MIGHT WONDER. WELL...
LETS SAY THIS: KGB WANTS ME,FBI WANTS ME, CIA WANTS ME, HIV WANTS ME AND
QXZSDF AND ALL THOSE STUPID LETTERS. WELL ALL THESE PEOPLE WANTS ME
(DEAD!) SO I RATHER NOT GIVE
YOU MY ADDRESS. ADDRESS??? YOU WANTED MY NAME, DIDN'T YOU?? WELL WHY AM I
TALKING ABOUT ADDRESSES?? PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU STARED AT THE MONITOR WITH
YOUR MOUTH WIDE OPEN.(WHO WOULDN'T DO THAT WHEN HE HEARS MY SUPERB MUSIC.)
DO NOT STARE AT IT LIKE THAT! YOU MAKE ME NERVOUS. OK BOYS AND GIRLS AND
LAMERS... I AM TORPEX. WELL NOW YOU KNOW THAT. YOU MIGHT WANT MY ADDRESS TOO
AND HERE IT IS: SWEDEN +762-79930. ASK FOR PETER. WAIT A MINUTE... THAT
WASN'T MY ADDRESS WAS IT?? WELL THIS SCROLLTEXT BEGINS TO BLI EN JAEVLA
SOERJA SO WE'LL GO ON AND TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE. GREETINGS PERHAPS?
(I BET ALL LAMERS WILL YAWN AT THIS MOMENT, KNOWING THEY HAVE TO SIT AND
READ A LOT OF NAMES IN 10 MINUTES BEFORE SOMETHING NEW WILL POP UP WHICH IS
FUNNY AND INTERESTING TO READ.) NO... WE'LL TAKE THE GREETINGS LAST IN THIS
SCROLLY. (YIIPPPIIII!!! -ALL LAMERS.) WELL HOW DO YOU LIKE MY MUSIC? ITS
GREEEEEAAAT!!! YES, BABY, HIT ME PLEEEAAASE!!! I THINK I AM GOING TO TELL
YOU A LITTLE ABOUT MYSELF. (YES,YES,YES!!! DO THAT NOOOOWW -ALL GIRLS.)
WELL. I AM ONE OF TRADE'S 64-CODERS AND ONE OF TRADE'S TWO MUSICIANS ON THE
AMIGA. I AM A VERY NICE GUY, VERY BEAUTIFUL, VERY HANDSOME, VERY CLEVER,
VERY INTLEGGLIENT, AND DOESN'T NOW HOW TO SPELL "INTELLIGENT." THE MEMBERS
OF TRADE ARE THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE (WHO'LL GET MY GREETINGS IN THE SAME
TIME BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA WRITE IT TWO TIMES.) I HOPE I DON'T FORGET ANYBODY...
LETS START WITH THE 64 SECTION. IT HAS TWO MEMBERS YET... ME AND ICARUS,
A BIIIIG LAMER (HOPE YOU WILL BE REALLY MAD AT ME NOW, ICARUS) IF YOU ARE A
GOOD 64-CODER OR 64-GRAPHIC ARTIST THEN YOU CAN CALL ME. (YOU GOT MY NUMBER
EARLIER IN THIS SCROLL.) WE WILL PROBABLY RELEASE A 64-DEMO SOON. THIS DEMO
(MUZAKDISK) WAS PROBABLY RELEASED AT THE PHENONOMONOMENA - (HOW THE HELL DO THEY
SPELL IT??) PARTY THE 5-7 JANUARY 1990, BUT I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO BE THERE
THEN (OOOH NOOO -ALL MY FANS.) BECAUSE I'M GOING 16 THE 7TH AND I'D LIKE TO
BE AT HOME THEN AND DRINK WITH MY FRIENDS AND GET REALLY DRUNK..OOOOH
HOPPSAN!! I MEANT, DRINK EN MASSA SAFT OCH KAEKA BULLAR..(EXCUSE ME FOR THE
SWEDISH IN THIS SCROLLTEXT, ALL AMERICANS AND ENGLISHMEN AND ALIENS AND
MUTANTS.) ... HELP I AM LOOSING WORDS. HAVEN'T I FORGOT SOMETHING? OH YES
THE GREETINGS. NO WE'LL TAKE'EM IN THE END OF THIS SCROLLY. I THINK I'M
GOING TO TELL YOU HOW TO MAKE A DEMO, IF YOU DIDN'T FIND ANY BOOKS WHERE
THEY EXPLAINED IT. YOU KNOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE ASK ME "HEY TORPEX, HOW DO YOU
REALLY MAKE A DEMO?" AND IT ALWAYS TAKES 9 YEARS TO EXPLAIN IT TO THEM,
ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE GREAT-GREAT-LAMERS. I OFTEN ASK THEM TO DRA AAT HELL
CAUSE I DON'T TALK TO LAMERS, BUT HERE IS A SPECIAL LITTLE FEATURE IN THIS
SCROLL... DA DA DA DA.. TORPEX (YEEEAAAH) WILL NOW EXPLAIN HOW YOU CAN MAKE
YOUR ALLDELES EGEN DEMO. BE SURE THAT YOU ARE A PERSON WHO THINKS VIRUS IS
NOT A PROGRAM, AND MAKING GAMES IS THE HARDEST THING TO DO IN THE WORLD
FIRST. THEN YOU ARE READY TO READ THIS. .....FIRST YOU TAKE A DISK, AND
PUT IT INTO YOUR OWEN. THEN YOU WRITE ON A PAPER WHAT YOU WANT THE DEMO TO
LOOK LIKE. THEN YOU PUT IT IN THE OWEN ABOVE THE DISK AND WAIT FOR AN HOUR.
(BE SURE YOU SWITCH ON THE OWEN AT 250 CELSIUS GRADER!!.) THEN YOU HAVE A
DEMO. AND THE LONGER THE DISK IS IN THE OWEN, THE BETTER THE DEMO WILL BE.
THATS WHY DEMOS FROM 1989 IS BETTER THEN DEMOS FROM 1985. THERE IS A SECOND
WAY TO MAKE A DEMO. LEARN BASIC. THIS DEMO, FOR EXAMPLE WAS MADE IN BASIC
(HA HA TODAYS JOKE!!) THIS DEMO IS NOT MADE IN BASIC. (ISN'T IT?) ...HELP,
I FORGOT TO TELL YOU THE MEMBERS OF TRADE'S AMIGASECTION!!! WELL HERE
THEY ARE: LORD VEGA, OUR COOL CODER FROM FROSO, THE MICROWAVE, ALSO A CODER
BUT I DONT NOW WHERE HE LIVES, I JUST NOW HE EXISTS. THEN THERE IS RADIUS
AND ALI, TRADES ORGANIZERS AND SWAPPERS(?) THEN WE HAVE PTAH, THE
VIDEOSWAPPER AND ??? WELL HE JUST HANGS AROUND ENLIGT HAN SJAELV.. THEN
THERE IS A SWAPPER CALLED SUPERIOR, A GRAPHIC ARTIST CALLED JOZO, ONE MORE
GRAPHIC ARTIST CALLED MAC TENS AND A MUSICIAN AND GRAPHIC ARTIST CALLED
CHRIS ERICS. THAT'S ALL I THINK. NOW LETS HAVE THE GREETINGS. HERE THEY
COME:KAKTUS OF NORTHSTAR, ZONE 45 (HI CULT 73, WHY DO YOU HAVE
TO HAVE THESE STUPID NUMBERS AFTER YOUR HANDLE'S AND GROUPNAMES? ANYWAY,
MY TECH-TECH WORKS FINE NOW I THINK. AT THIS MOMENT I HAVENT GOT YOUR DISKS,
BUT THEY WILL COME SOON I HOPE.) AND AT LAST, I WILL GREET TO ALL MEMBERS OF
TRADE, THE COOLEST GROUP EVER, AND WITH THE COOLEST MUSICIAN:TORPEX. NOW I
HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS DISK, AND ESPECIALLY MY MUZAK!! BYE FOR NOW ...OOOPS I
FORGOT TO TELL YOU. MY REAL NAME IS NOT TORPEX AS YOU PROBABLY HAVE HAJJAT
BY NOW. MY REAL NAME IS OF COURSE HANS SCHEIKE!!
BYE ALL MY FANS ALL AROUND ZE WORLD!!!
THE TUNES ARE: F1 - AYATOLLA-LA-LA-LAH (137314) F2 - FONTANELLS IN SPACE (135504) F3 - INTESTINES IN MIAMI (139428) F4 - RENDEVOUS IN MY TRASHCAN (136954) F5 - SALSABERRA (238546) F6 - THE POWERPLANTFISH (170288) HOPE YOU LIKED THESE LITTLE TUNES (THE SIZE IS THE VALUE BETWEEN THE PARANTESES) FROM MUSIC WIZARD IN TRADE, TORPEX. THIS WAS WRITTEN THE DAY(NIGHT) BEFORE THE RELEASE (MY RELEASE DATE THAT IS) AND PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR THIS POOR DEMO BUT THERE WAS NEIGHTER MUCH SPACE LEFT ON THE DISK AFTER HAVING PUT THESE SMALL CUTIES ON NOR WAS I LEFT WITH A LOT OF TIME TO MAKE IT, BUT! WE WILL RELEASE SOMETHING BETTER SOON I HOPE, LIKE NEXT CHRISTMAS OR SOMETHING, I'LL THINK IT OVER. PERHAPS I'LL DO THE SAME THING BUT WITH THE SCROLLIES GOING IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION. WELL THAT WAS IT. WHY NOT READ THIS ONE AGAIN AND NOT ONE OF THE REALLY STRANGE SCROLLIES ABOVE. WE'LL BE BACK... SOON...
AYATOLLA-LA-LA-LAH
FONTANELLS IN SPACE
INTESTINES IN MIAMI
RZ-VOUS IN MY TCAN
SALSABERRA
THE POWERPLANTFISH