TIMEX ARE PROUD TO PRESENT OUR FIRST OFFICIAL DEMO CALLED KLORHEXIDIN 4 EVER... YOU MAY WONDER WHY WE CALLED IT THAT. WHY NOT ?! BUT NOW BEFORE THE BULLSHIT WE WILL GIVE YA THE CREDITS (OH NO!!!) CODING BY u DR.YES u GFX BY u BIZOX u MUZAK BY u BARF u RELEASE DATE IS 90-05-05 (OR THE DAY AFTER (WHO CARES ??)) STAY COOL FOR THE GREETs. GREETINGS TO...(A-Z ORDER) u ARCANA u IRONGODS u METAL FORCE u METALAZE (CHANGED NAME AGAIN EH !?) u OMICRON (HI LENIN !) u PHOENIX (MEGA GREETZ TO YA.) u P.M.O.S u PWYLYGHT u TELADON (GOT ANY MORE BUGGED SOURCES FROM WOLF, EH ?) u THE VIOLENCE u THATS ALL GREETZ.. MORE CONTACTS NEEDED !!! BUT NOW, BULLSHIT, FROM DR.sATAN!!! RIDE ON FOLKS !!! LET ME TELL YA WHAT HAPPENED TO ME ON THE WALPURGIS NIGHT (VALBORGSMASSOAFTON!) HMM... FIRST AT 15.00 A FRIEND OF MINE APPEARED WITH THE BOOZE... BUT UNFORTUNATELY IT WAS NOT THAT MUCH BOOZE TO GET REAL DRUNK SO WE COULD HAVE A REAL NICE TIME IN THE CITY (?) (BODEN !!) SO WE TOOK THE ONLY THING WE HAD AT MY PLACE, GUESS WHAT !?!?!? IT IS STRONG. IT SMELLS AWFUL. IT TASTES SOAP. YES !! KLORHEXIDIN-SPRIT !!! WE MIXED IT WITH COKE AND DRANK... SHIT !! WE LOST AT LEAST 10 MILLIONS OF BRAIN CELLS EACH... AFTER THAT WE FELT QUITE COOL AND WENT INTO TOWN... YEAHH !! (30.000 INHABITANTS..) WELL, AFTER A LONG EXCITING CYCLE-RIDE WE BOUGHT ANOTHER 1.5 LITRE OF COKE... AT THAT TIME (AROUND 00.00) I BEGAN TO FEEL JUST A LITTLE BIT ILL..(YA KNOW ! 5 MG KLORHEXIDIN PER ML IS NOT JUST THAT GOOD FOR YA STOMACH...) SO WE STARTED THE BORING JOURNEY BACK HOME... I JUST FELT TO ILL TO SHOOT ROCKETS AND CATCH GIRLS IN TOWN... SHIT !! I JUST WENT TO BED, BUT MY FRIENDS FELT WELL AND WENT TO THE MAY-FIRE AND ATE SAUSAGES UNTIL 03.00... WELL, YA SEE.. A TOTALLY WASTED WALPURGIS NIGHT BECAUSE OF TO LAZY BOOTLEGGERS (LANGARE)... AND NOW !!! THE GREETs !!!! NO ! SHIT !! FIRST SOME MORE BULLSHIT FROM DR.YES... INSTEAD OF TELLING YOU ABOUT MY BORING WALGURGIS NIGHT I AM GOING TO TELL YOU ABOUT A PERSON IN LULEA (66.000 INHABITANTS (WOW!)). THIS GUY, LETS CALL HIM MAGNUS (IT IS HIS REAL NAME.), IS SO STUPID THAT SOMEONE ONCE TOLD HIM THAT ATARI IS BETTER THAN AMIGA. AND HE BELIVED HIM. WELL, NO MORE ABOUT THIS SAD STORY AND OVER TO SOMETHING FUNNIER... HMMM... SHIT I CAN NOT THINK OF SOMETHING FUNNY... YES, I CAN GIVE YOU THE MEMBER LIST OF u T I M E X u (REAL FUN!?.) u DR.YES u (MAIN CODER) u DR.SATAN u (SWAPPER,CODER) u BIZOX u (GFX,CODER) u TORKEL AND R24 u (MUSIC) u BARF u (GFX,MUSIC,CODER) u SCAPE u (GFX,MUSIC,CODER) u TSATHOGGUA u (GFX) u TECH u (CODER (???),SAFTBLANDARE,GAMETESTER) u WOLF u (CODER,SWAPPER) OH, I FORGOT... A BIG FUCKING TO RIGOR MORTIS (YO! STOLEN ANY MORE DISKS LATELY ??) WE HATE DISK-STEALERS !! WAIT A MINUTE.. TIME FOR COFFEIN... UAHH!!! TASTES STILL BAD AS HELL... I NEED A COKE ON THAT ! AND NOW DEAR FREAX A REAL TRUE MEGA-COOL STORY TOLD BY u BIZOX u OF TIMEX... BIZOX TO THE KEYS... I HAD A MUCH BETTER WALPURGIS NIGHT THAN DR.SATAN !! THAT NIGHT I TRAVELLED TO A MOUNTAIN WITH A LOT OF PEOPLE (60 IS A LOT IN BODEN!!). WALKING UP TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN I HEARED A STORY (TRUE I THINK) ABOUT A GUY TRYING TO COMMIT SUECIDE BY JUMPING FROM A CLIFF (THREE TIMES !!! ), BUT SADLY ENOUGH HE FAILED... AFTER A SHORT TIME OF BOOZING THE COPS CAME... IN A FEW MINUTES EVERYBODY STAGGERED ON THE MOTORWAY INTO TOWN... IN TOWN THERE WAS A HELL OF A LIFE... SUDDENLY I HEARED AMIGA MUSIC, CAN NOT REMEMBER WHAT TUNE IT WAS ( I WAS DRUNK ) I SEARCHED FOR THE SOURCE (!) OF THE SOUND, BUT I COULD NOT FIND IT, SO WHAT !? AFTER A LONG TIME ON THE SQUARE IT STARTED TO FLY ROCKETS INTO WINDOWS AND EVERYWHERE I COULD NOT SEE MUCH MORE THEN STARS. THEN THE COPS ARRIVED AGAIN (STRANGE...) AND WE WHERE TOLD TO TAKE IT EASY, NO ONE DID !! SOCIALSTYRELSEN CAME WITH A CAMERA AND A BIG FUCKING SPOT-LIGHT TO FILM ALL YOUTH DRUNK ( AT LEAST 200 PEOPLE.) A SUPERDRUNK GUY WAS VERY, VERY NEAR TO DESTROY THE CAMERA!! OFCOURSE I MET THE DRUNK TECH OF TIMEX IN TOWN !! NOTHING MORE HAPPENED THAT NIGHT EXCEPT A FEW FIREBOMBS, CRUNCHED WINDOWS AND HIGHLY IRRITATED COPS... AND I WENT HAPPILY TO SLEEP AT 06.00. BYE FROM BIZOX AND TIMEX FOR THIS TIME.... TEXT RESTARTS...