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                                                                                     YO, JUNKEYS !    WE`RE ON AIR NOW....  AND PRESENT YOU OUR VERY VERY FIRST DEMO, CALLED                      THE  CREW         WHY THE HELL IS THIS DEMONSTRATION CALLED SO ?            BECAUSE THE BLOODY CREATURES YOU ARE ABLE TO SEE ABOVE SHOULD REPRESENT OUR GLORY MEMBERS (IN REALITY WE`RE LOOKING MUCH MUCH BETTER ! .....  ?)      BY THE WAY, THIS DEMO IS DEDEDICATED TO THE KICKSTART MAXON DEMO-COMPETITION IN OKTOBER 1990 AND WE HOPE TO GET A HIGH RANK AND WIN SOME OF THE GREAT OFFERTS !             IF YOU WANNA GET IN TOUCH WITH US, THEN CALL:     GERMANY   2 09117-95593            WE ARE NOT INTERESTED IN ILLEGAL SWAPPING !!!  FOR ALL GERMANS:  KEINE RAUBKOPIEN !!!         FIRST OF ALL, WE`RE GOING TO INTRODUCE YOU TO EACH OF OUR MEMBERS; AS THEY ARE:          f  f    OUR FAMOUS CODER AND SLAVE-DRIVER, WHOSE CODING-ABILITIES MADE IT POSSIBLE TO RELEASE THIS LITTLE PIECE,           m  n    ANOTHER GREAT CODER WHO WORKS HARD AT OUR SECOND DEMO (CALLED e TRANSRAPID e),               d  c    A VERY QUALIFIED GRAPHICIAN ONLY WITH THE DISADVANTAGE TO BE IN THE ARMY THESE DAYS.....              h  h    A HIFI-FREAK WHOSE RESULTS ARE HIGH-QUALITY SOUNDTRACKS (LIKE THE  ONE YOU LISTENED `TIL YET),            j TRASH j   ALSO A PICASSO WITH A VERY HIGH STANDARD (YOU`LL BE ABLE TO SEE SOME PICCIES IN FURTHER DEMOS...)              i  i    WHOSE ABILITIES DEGENERATE INTO MOUNTAINS OF COLOURS AND PIXELS (HE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THOSE FRIENDLY PERSONS ABOVE)                  rs IS IT !              POUH ! AFTER WE`VE FINISHED THIS FIRST PART OF THE TEXT (A VERY DIFFICULT ONE), COMES NOW THE CHOCOLATE-SIDE OF SCROLLTEXT-WRITING;  EVERYONE OF OUR GREAT MEMBERS WILL WRITE HIS OWN PART. IT MUST BE REMARKED THAT EACH TEXT ISN`T THE OPINION OF tuvwxyz{|}tu~xy, BUT THE OPINION OF THE TEXT-WRITER ITSELF.             THE FIRST AUTHOR WILL BE THE FAMOUS...                CONTRAST                             HI, ALL BORED SOUND- AND GRAPHIC- FREAKS LOITERING AROUND IN THE SCENE ! IF YOU`RE SEARCHING FOR COOLNESS, THIS IS THE WRONG ADDRESS !!   (?)     I`M A POOR HOUSE-FREAK WITH ONLY ONE WISH: BASS, BASS, MORE BASS !!   q q     BUT AT LEAST I MANAGED TO SNATCH THE KEYS UNDER MY FINGERNAILS.     kl    FOR A COOL TALK OR IF YOU`RE HAVING A MENTAL HANGOVER (THANX, SCOOPEX), CATCH YOUR AToT MACHINE AND CALL GERMANY:  09117-95593           A BIG SMASHING HELLO MUST BE THREATENED OUT NOW TO THE COOL GUYS OF m MAXON n FOR THEIR BIG OFFERS FOR THE BEST DEMO IN THIS NEAT COMPETITION (SCHLEIM)      A LIL` INTERNAL RECLAM.... WATCH OUT FOR TRANSRAPID (REMEMBER... OUR 2ND DEMO ?)         SO, ENOUGH OF TRASH (OH, SORRY GUY).....                  TO CONTACT US, TAKE SOME ILLEGAL COPIES AND CALL THE POLICE. THEY`LL CATCH YOU AND THROW YOU INTO JAIL. THERE YOU`LL FIND US AUTOMATICALLY....   THE ORDINARY GREETINGS FROM  -HEX 0F-  TO  -HEX F9-  MUST GO OUT TO:        SIR WAX, GANDALF, THE COOL GUY OF CELTIC WITH WHOM I TELEPHONED NOT LONG AGO (YOUR NAME.. ?), WILFRIED (DJ OF TS STRENG), ALL DJ`S OF THE DISCOTHEQUE     q ONE q    IN NUERNBERG, TO MY LOVELY CAT   JERRY  , AND OF COURSE TO ALL EDITORS OF THE -KICKSTART- MAGAZINE.      SAYS BYE BYE !             kl                                                .......................NOW RUNNING DOWN THE WATERLINE:   THE PART OF THE GRACIOUS CODER OF THIS DEMO CALLED: f GURU f   d    FIRST I HAVE TO REMARK THAT THIS IS MY FIRST DEMO EVER MADE ! SO I`M SORRY FOR HAVING NOT SO MUCH TROUBLE ON THE SCREEN !  IT TOOK A LOT OF TIME TO CODE THIS, BECAUSE I JUST HAVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE A DEMO ! BUT MY SECOND DEMO WILL APPEAR SOON !  THE SECOND DEMO OF d THRYSTOR c COMES OUT IN THE NEAREST FUTURE (THAT MEANS ONLY A FEW MINUTES LATER) ! IT IS CODED BY GREEN GOBLIN AND IT`S NAMED f TRANSRAPID f    PERHAPS YOU KNOW MY FIRST WORK ON AMIGA (A GREAT BOOTMENU) FROM THE THRYSTOR DEMO DISKS ?!?  IF NOT YOU SHOULD GO AT ONCE TO THE PHONE AND GIVE US A CALL !  YOU HAVEN`T WRITTEN DOWN THE NUMBER ?        O.K. !!!  HERE IT COMES FOR THE LAST TIME IN THIS SCROLLER:      GERMANY     09117-95593        IF YOU ARE LIVING NEAR NUERNBERG, YOU MAY BE INTERESTED IN OUR MEETINGS (PERHAPS EVERY TWO MONTH) ! SO CONTACT US ALSO TO GET AN INVITATION ! WE ARE VERY INTERESTED IN SWAPPING DEMOS AND MEGADEMOS, BUT NO ILLEGAL STUFF ! SO GET IN TOUCH WITH US, IF YOU HAVE SOME COOL DEMOS !  ENOUGH OF THIS ! NOW FOLLOWING: THE PERSONAL GREETINGS OF GURU.........    ALL MEMBERS OF THRYSTOR  g KLAUS ROTTER g JENS R. GOEBEL g RATTE g HOLGER BRIDGEMAN (MAYBE STEGMANN ?) g FRANK LOEFFLADT (HOPE I GOT YOUR NAME RIGHT) g FRANK FINGER g ALEXANDER WEIGERT g THOMAS MAILAENDER g SASCHA HEBOLD g OBI (SPECIAL GREETING TO YOU !) g ALL MEMBERS OF PRO COM ARTS g FRANK MUELLER AND IDO DER BRAVE !   .............   NOW I SAY GOOD BYE TO YOU, AND HOPE YOU`LL GET MUCH MORE PRODUCTS OF US ...............P.S.: SORRY FOR THIS AWFUL ENGLISH, BUT I CAN`T SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL, BROECKLERSWEIS` UND NET GRAD` SCHNELL ...........                    THE NEXT GUY WHO INSISTS ON HIS RIGHT TO EDIT SOME LETTERS IN THIS DEMO IS THE FAMOUS        gGHOSTRIDERg              PREPARE FOR DEEP LYRICS !           HI GUYS dGHOSTRIDERc IS WRITING.       NOW IT`S TIME FOR A STORY, IT MUST BE FOLTALLED !     ABOUT A PRETTY SEXY YOUNG LADY     SHE LIVED NEXT DOOR WITH HER BROTHER     WELL ANYWAY IT WAS THE MONTH OF JUNE     WOKE UP LEFT MY BEDROOM     WENT TO THE BATHROOM HAD TO LEAVE IN AN OUR     WENT DOWNSTAIRS TURNED ON THE STEREO     HOLD ON A WHILE I TUNE THE RADIO...     FLICKED ON THE rs LOOKED AT THE PICTURE...     OH NO ANOTHER AUSSIE SOAP OPERA     MADE SOME TOAST CHECKED THE CLOCK     POURED SOME JUICE HEARED THE DOOR KNOCK...     IF YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED JUST WAIT...     AS IT`S TIME FOR A FUNKY BREAK...     OPENED THE DOOR TO MY SURPRISE     THE GIRL NEXT DOOR WITH THE BIG BROWN EYES     OUT OF BREATH MY BODY WENT STIFF     I DON`T SMOKE BUT I NEED A SPLIFF     LIKE A POET THE GIRL SAID HI     I`M LOCKED OUT CAN I WAIT INSIDE     SHE CAME LOOKING AT ME     OH GOSH YOU`RE THE GHOSTRIDER     WELL WHAT DO YOU KNOW I`M NOT THAT WELL KNOWN     I`VE GOT ALL YOUR DEMOS AT HOME     AN ATARI AND AN AMIGA TOO     EVERYNITE I GO TO BED I DREAM OF YOU     SHE GOT UP CAME REAL CLOSE     UNDID THE BUTTONS OF HER BRIGHT RED COAT...     UPSTAIRS IN MY BEDROOM     GETTING REAL BUSY TO A KEITH SWEAT TUNE...     THE LIGHT WAS DIM THE GIRL WAS TRIM     SHE WAS HANGIN` ON LIKE A LIZARD TO A LIMB     DOIN`THINGS I NEVER DREAMT OF     BUT LISTEN `COS THAT AIN`T THE END OF     THIS STORY THE GHOSTRIDER IS TELLIN`...     THE NEXT THING I KNEW MY ...... WAS BURNING     WAS I TOO LATE HAD THE DAMAGE BEEN DONE     I SHOULD HAVE USED MY HATES WHEN HAVIN` FUN     ANYWAY THE DOC SAID GHOSTRIDER YOU`RE O.K.     HERE`S SOME CREAM TO USE EVERY DAY     REMEMBER BEAUTY IS ONLY SKIN DEEP     SAFE SEX IS A POLICY WE MUST KEEP     DON`T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE..     NOW GET DOWN FOR THRYSTORS FUNKY BREAK...                     O.K., THE STORY`S FINISHED...  NO MESSAGES AT THIS TIME...    WAIT FOR OUR NEXT DEMO           SAIS BYE !                                                           HELLO !!!  GREEN GOBLIN  IS WRITING HERE......I`M SURE, WHEN YOU READ THIS TEXT IS MY FIRST DEMO FOR THRYSTOR (CALLED  TRANSRAPID)  ALSO AVAILABLE, BECAUSE IT WAS ALREADY MADE THREE WEEKS AGO.  AT LAST I WILL SEND OUT A FEW GREETINGS TO:  SNOOPY d ANIMAL _ THE CANIBAL _ S.K. (I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT I MEAN YOU) _ JACK OF RAID _ AND ALL THE OTHERS I HAVE FORGOTTEN YET...............THAT WAS MY INTELLIGENT PART.....                                             HELLO GUYS (DRAGON`S WRITTING) , SINCE I HAVE GOT NOTHING TO SAY, I ONLY WRITE A FEW GREETINGS !!!     A BIG HELLO TO SIR WAX. (HOW ABOUT DOING FUNNY THINGS, PLAYING STAR WARS OR RUNE QUEST       GREETINGS TO SIR ALFI. (THANKS FOR ALL THE THINGS YOU HAVE GIVEN TO ME       AND ANOTHER GREETING TO OLLY, WHO HELPED ME SO MUCH IN THE TIME IN WHICH I HAD JUST BOUGHT MY AMIGA.        THIS IS ALL WHAT I WANTED TO WRITE                 SO GUYS, THE SCROLLER RESTARTS.... LOOK OUT FOR TRANSRAPID !  BYE BYE ..................