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aaaaargh !!! after the party in drammen, i am filled with an urge to defecate !!! luckily i lost no disks, or the party would be all over the newspaper headlines: B'crazed computer freak murders police officer by attempting to stuff 8meg memory expansion down his throat' N ... (well perhaps a bit too long ?) but we travelled about 500 kilometers to get there ... the complete story about what happened to us coming up later, now i just want to tell you that you may use the mouse to select music (it plays while next one is loading) and then you can press 1 to 0 to control the weird equalizer, and f1 to f6 to control the scroll speed (f1 = stop) Mdo you want a special greet in tera tunes 3 ??? if you do, then you must send me one bottle of beer. my address will come later. please state your alias and group in your letter. Bimportant: M wrap the bottle carefully !!! write outside : Bcareful - beer bottle! M if you do this you will receive a special greet in tera tunes 3 !! but only if the bottle reaches me in one piece ! Bspecial message to those who swapped with mr. fancy of the giants : mr. fancy has stopped swapping! instead, write to : Mhonkydory - aage roebekk - 6036 mauseidvaag - norway . we are aware that it is really the giants' responsibility to take care of this, but they haven't released anything the last 8 months so... Bnow: an extremely special greet to three guys from N'crane'B ... you know why, and the reason is coming up later ... just you wait ... Sok, i guess you saw some colors back there, here's more of'em. in fact, i could just as well welcome you all to my HmMuBlNtSiH-McBoNlSoHr Ssystem... just five colors, but i can expand to eight whenever i feel like it (which, needless to say, i don't). Nin fact, most of the routine is unchanged from tera tunes 1, but... for one thing, it wasn't spread so much, i guess, and also, it's the music that counts, right? right! Bnow i wanna send some special regards to the people who made this disk possible: Mmr. fancy - (thanks for great music!) stikk paa en fest og kast sprittusjen din !!! smersh var flott, men hadde varit flottare med bug-ice. Bmike the revolution - thanks for great music! keep up the good work and send back my disks! Nalf - thanks for great music ! please send more of your work! Mhawkeye - thanks for great logo! ketil har ikke peiling !!! (hehe) thanks also for many other great fonts & logos. Hjsf - hey dude, thanks for making the menu font and this font (hope you don't get angry cos i reduced it to 4 colors)... Nnosferatu - thanks mate for wonderful coding, i don't know what i'd do without you, you are my hero, i adore you so much, ohhh i think you're the best coder in scandinavia ! well, i have to thank myself, cos nobody else is going to appreciate the real deep psycholocical depths of this program, which has more than meets the eye. and besides, i'm a schizophrenic. Bme too! well, if you want our addresses for swapping or any other reason, just press f6 until you see Mthis color ... it will be a while, but they're there ! Bok, hawkeye has been kind enough to send me two packed pages of handwritten text to write in. whenever i have a silly comment, i'll write in blue, ok? here they are: Hhi. this is hawkeye typing some really boring shit. i have not really much to say N(then shut up!)H so i will go on with some messages. here we go: nosferatu / team-x: hva mener du om den - 3 delers demoen - blir den simpel eller hva ? he,he N(hvis du har message til meg, hvorfor ikke bare skrive den ibrevet ??? klei !!! uansett, metallicademoen blir flott, spesielt musikken) H vanguard / team-x: thanks for not coming to my place when you say so. keep it up! N(mess from nsf: call more often, send more often, wake up!) Hmr. pride/the giants: hvor faen er megademoen deres ????? send more often N(mess from nsf: kjekt med tog ?? hehe!)H mr.spiv/cave: hi pal, nice filled demo you made - hope youwill do some more cool demos. skum/exodus: hi, i guess i have to greet you since you were my first contact (and still is ???) sorry for a bit old stuff sometimes ! send more often . deature/humanoids: hi you ugly demo-freak send only demos please. why the hell should you have my phone# ??? hydra/andromeda: hi, a pity about the drammen party or what ? the pride/flash productions: hi! i really like your evolutions. please try not to send same stuff to me and vanguard. hunter/no limits: late again? who cares? the first time, you were 6 months late! last mezz to terminator stress - oops - sorry! terminator x of olmecs: send more cool stickers !! N(mess from nsf: send at least one extra, so hawkeye can send one to me!) Halso a greet to ice lord and whistle of prologic. normal hi's to all other contacts. well that was that what now ???? what about music talk ? no not amiga music - N(un)Hnormal music! i love heavy music like iron maiden, aerosmith and faith no more. i don't know anybody who likes pop music like depeche mode (hi pride/fp) and other shit. nosferatu has 30 tapes of computer music. strange eh ? N(no not really, there's not an unlimited supply of pink floyd and jarre, but there is of amiga music (almost)) H i hate rap music - aaargh. have ya seen/heard the music called 'dub be good to me' by beats international ? aaaaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh ! i hate it! no this text is just bullshit N(i could have told you that 2000 bytes ago -nsf) Hso bye from me. and, before i forget it - mega hi to quedex of ??? none group yet. N(none group yet ? hva har du i engelsk, roger ????) Hand some other local lamers like ... wild falcon of gate and wolf (just kidding) hawkeye signing orfff . Nphu, finished at last! write in seka next time please! Nbut now... our experience of the Bdrammen disaster!N our adresses will come along nicely after a while, press f6 to spool fast past this. Bdrammen! the party was going to be sooo coool! we had looked forward to it for half a year, and we ordered plane tickets, we might as well arrive in style, yes ? some groups from the same area, like network and the giants, took the train 500 kilometers... urk! i live not so far from the airport (vigra) so i drove there, waiting ten minutes for the rest of our company. we were five persons: nosferatu (that's me if you haven't noticed) of team-x, honkydory of team-x, shorty of the giants (he had done his hair, and looked like a pretty little mama's boy who went to anti-alcohol meetings and plays football, mr. fancy of the giants, and bug of .... of ? no! it was 'bug'! it was not 'bug of xxx'. he's so bad at making music that no group wants him, and subway kicked him out when they discovered that all his music was in fact made by honkydory. no, just kidding, enough bullshit. we got some 'careful'-stickers to put on our computers and monitors - not that they helped much as we'll see later. Mthe flight was a pleasant one, the purser went around four times nodding to everyone (why? don't ask me why. pursers are SweirdM!). the pilots sat talking about hawkeye (roger) all the time, but i couldn't hear what they said about him. when we landed, they pissed about for half an hour getting it up (the stair ofcoz, what else?) so when we caught a bus to lysaker, cramming the bus with our equipment, we would be just in time for the train. well, there just wasn't enough room on the bus, so mr. fancy handed his amiga to a woman sitting nearby and told her to hold it for him (the amiga, you pervert!). when we got to lysaker, we had to walk several hundred meters, lugging our equipment with us. poor mr. fancy hadn't put a rope around his monitor case, so he had some trouble carrying that, his amiga and a bag (hahaa) and he asked us to help him, but we said we wouldn't cos he's in the giants (well we really had our hands full!) and we laughed at him, and he laughed at himself so he had to sit down while we walked on. well, we finally reached the train station,and we wound up in a packed coupe together with a group called the dark lords. our equipment was on the floor in the middle, at least to hip-height, when a silly woman came with a coffe-wagon telling us to remove our equipment from the floor! fat chance! at last she got past us, and the conductor came. i managed to sneak at a half ticket, even though i'm 19... lucky me! Nok, after a while we arrived in drammen, and from looking at the map we saw it was at least one kilometer to party-place. carry all that equipment one kilometer ? no way! we were about to order a taxi when someone found some some luggage handwagons, which we ruthlessly stole. well, they'd get them back three days later, right ? so shut up and don't complain! we found our way to partyplace after a while, and ofcourse had to climb the fucking stairs to the third floor to get to the gym-hall. the party had started an hour ago, so we had to steal a table and some desks to create a livable place. when we had powered up and were playing around with the source of our megademo-loader, the power went out. great! and in just our corner of the room... i went to buy some yoghurt on a petrol station nearby, and i spilled some on my jacket, and it's still there. must be water-resistant... anyway, when i got back, we were up and running, so i plugged in my external drive to finish my party-demo. i inserted the sourcedisk in df1: and waited ....... Bnot a dos disk in drive df1: Naaaaaaaaaarghhh! holy shit, had my poor sourcedisk been mishandled by the cruelplane-people... or what ? i tried another disk, and that didn't work either. after some experimenting, we found out that my drive had to be out of alignment or something like that, anyway it wasn't possible to fix. luckily honkydory had brought an extra diskdrive for his own computer, i borrowed that because he had no monitor, because of a misunderstanding between him and bug. after half an hour, i got thirsty and went to buy three days' supply of coca cola (you can't reach the ceiling) and when i came back after ten minutes ... aaaagh! the front door was locked and there were many police cars outside the building ... Hto be continued in tera tunes 3.... Sno, just kidding ofcoz. when i got inside, it appeared that the cops had cut the power (what was left of it) and raided the building, running around with huge black plastic sacks shoving every disk they saw into them. they didn't even look to see if it was illegal stuff or sources, demos, paintdisks or sounddisks, they just took it all! luckily they hadn't been in the gym hall, so i shoved my disks into my sleeping bag and got away with all of them. i was already tired from the packing andtravelling and carrying and unpacking, but now i had to start packing everything up again. i just walked past the silly cop standing in the entrance with an enormous black sack, and he said nothing, cos he was busy with someone else. we got outside and dropped our equipment. holy shit, there were hundreds of people outside! i walked back inside, went up to the room where the giants had been, and screamed out of the window: Beaeeaaarrrrrrghhh !!! Sthen i went and argued with some cops, and i saw several fucking idiots who had been snitching on the party, and fooled the cops into thinking that stopping the party was a positive act ... Nas i talkedto the cops it became clear that they didn't know what they were talking about, and told me that it was illegal to 'crack codes'. crack codes ??????? that's not fuckin' illegal, but selling the cracked games is. game swapping is, in norway, as far as i know, not illegal, but even so, what's the reason for stopping the party when they had taken all our disks anyway ??? just pure wickedness, is all ! fucking bj is gonna die! argh! when i asked a cop what's going to happen, he told me to wait. how long, i asked? well, you were going to stay for three days, or what, he asked, and walked away. so i went outside once more, and this time the silly cop with the large sack asked me if i had anything for him. i said no, and he just looked at me, and i went out. bloody hell, i could have smuggled 50 disks in my pocket ! we stood outside for a while and discussed what we were gonna do. bug wanted to go to the horizon party in sweden, but nobody seemed to know where or when it was. so i walked back in to see how things looked inside. as i passed the sack-cop, i threw a coca-cola-cork in the sack. he said 'hey' but i just walked past. ooh i am cool what ? i'm a really tough guy. but when i reached the gym hall, i felt like crying. where there had been a hundred happy freaks half an hour ago, just two or three people were, still packing up. and the boss cop stodd there, looking pleased with himself. i felt like kicking him in the balls, but i'd rather not be arrested, so i just gave him a black look. i talked a bit to him, and he didn't know the difference of a game and a demo. i went outside in disgust, and a while later the boss cop was talking to a press reporter, saying lots of untrue bullshit about us, that this was only an experiment, and lots more. anyway, they told us that anyone who had nowhere to stay could stay at the school, but no power, so no computers ... we decided to go to oslo, find a cheap place to live, and take a vacation. but when we got to oslo, bug discovered that he had left a bag at the trainstation in drammen ... argh! and he was the one with least to carry ... bug will probably never read this, so i can say ... Bfucking incompetent lamer !!!!! go fuck a duck, go for a walk along the highway, go find a rope ! N we had to wait three hours for the bag to be sent with the next train, and by then the trainstation (it was underground) was beginning to empty of decent people and full of people who looked like whores and drug addicts and knife-murderers... then we decided that honkydory, mr. fancy and i should take a taxi to fornebu with most of our luggage, while shorty and bug found a place to stay. when we got to the place we arranged to meet, there was no sign of them. but we talked to some drunk girls who were there, and for a while they lectured us on the norwegian language. they had some very queer ideas about the pronunciation of even simple words like 'eple'... det er fylla som har skylda. anyway, after a while, bug & shorty returned, but they had found no place to stay. shit! but in the mean time, three guys from the party had seen our monitor case (we had brought 1 amiga & 1 monitor so we shouldn't get bored) and we stood there chatting a while. in the end we found out that they had an apartment in oslo, owned by the sister of on of them. these fellows were, as you might have guessed, from NcraneB, and the special greet was because they allowed us to spend the night in their apartment. we plugged in our amiga and copied some stuff from them, and showed them previews of some of our work. they even let us borrow some disks, cos all our emties were at fornebu. at last we went to sleep, and i had to sleep on the floor. it was bloody cold, but better than sleeping outdoors ... our plane tickets were for flights three days in the future, so we had to figure something out. the crane-people had to leave the following day, so we also had to. we had found out that the swedish party was far in the future. so... Swhen we came to the airport, we managed to change our tickets to chance-tickets for that day, thank god! but it cost us money... die bj! anyway, we had to wait eight hours for the flight ... argh! i bought a hardware manual from shorty, and honkydory borrowed one from bug, so we had enough to read for some time. i called predator in finland twice, cos i got so bored. i managed to buy a book that looked good, and then i was paged to the reception, there was a phonecall for me. what's this ????? it was mr. fancy, the fucker, who told me to stop reading my hardware manual... very funny! after eight looooooooooong hours the flight was about to fly, and we went to the exit. first, everybody with normal tickets were let through. then, chance tickets from 1 to 6 were let through. mr. fancy and shorty went. i had number 7, honkydory number 8 and bug number 9. then, after a while, i got through! phew! but would bug and honkydory have to stay behind ? no, at last they also got through. and then we flew home and were mad at bj ever after. at vigra airport i called my parents to come and pick me up. the luggage-handwagons cost ten crowns to hire, and i hired one. the luggage showed up after 20 minutes, and we got it, and luckily there was a bus to aalesund. i got home soon afterwards, and i called the giants to hear if they were home. they were still on the train (hehe) Madresses coming up !!!!!!!! press f2 or something nowwwwww !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! here we go (press f2 for real slow, f1 for stop) : Nnosferatu... geir are skjeret blindheimsvik 6040 vigra norway Hhonkydory (lotsa contacts wanted!)... aage roebekk 6036 mauseidvaag norway Mvanguard... petter bjoerbek nikolay astrups veg 3 6900 floroe norway Shawkeye... roger sunde vestnesvn. 12 6900 floroe norway Bthe red baron (our sysop) (this is for modems!) +47 71 24978 Hare you looking for greetings ??? well ... i suppose ... ooh shit ! i'll have to write them ... urk ... N(bright idea) H i'll just load the source for elite-pack, all greets are there ... yahoo ! we got greetlist from tmx belgium, but still no worldwide. errh .... i just discovered i'm unable to locate the belgian list ... shit ! anyway, team-x (norway) greet : N20th century of noise (hey man, are you asleep ?) @ abandon @ aggressors (yo francy) @ ambrosia @ amega @ amitech @ andromeda @ animate (thanks but no thanks) @ avenger @ beating bytes of alpha flight (hi gator - long time no see) @ broken bones (yo vega!) @ bug (the group) @ bug (the person) @ bytekillers @ cave @ cosa nostra @ crane @ crime @ cult (yo beast) @ dark future @ datastorm @ depredators @ demon @ demons (yoho yourself, billy) @ direct (yo john) @ elite @ exodus @ exult @ flash productions @ gate @ horizon @ humanoids @ it @ kefrens @ mastercrew @ metal team @ network (yo alf) @ no limits @ nova inc. @ olmecs @ oracle @ phoenix (norway and sweden) (yo duke!) @ powerdrive @ prologic (hey, we swap with four of you ??? hello phantom, tsc, icelord, whistle) @ pure metal coders @ racky @ revolution @ rigor mortis @ securitate @ shape @ spectre @ system 5 @ the cure @ the giants norway @ the powerlords (hi mandrake) @ theatre @ triangle (hi zark, everything under control !) @ troopers @ united forces (yo guardian) @ virgin @ @ vision (yo jetaza) @ wizzcat@ why not crew @ zombie boys @ Nand all those we forgot (must be plenty!) is there anybody Bout thereN ??? no ? Byes ?!?!?!?!?!N i don't believe you ! this text is even longer than that in tera tunes 1 !!!! ok, i won't disappoint you, to prove you read this, you have to send me some disks of news. put them in a yellow envelope with pink dots, and write above my address: Sthe psychopathic postman eaterN instead of nosferatu. if you don't, i will know that you haven't read this, and i will be very insulted ! for new contacts: you won't have to use a yellow envelope, but you must write in the letter: S'it's night in the fourth house of usher, where the wounded wombats wail' N if not, i will steal your disks ! M don't say it's the end of the road ! remember the flowers i sent! i need you! don't leave me now ! how could you go ? when you know how i need you (pink floyd) Npersistent type, are you ? well there is nothing of value here ! Bscroll restarting ! Mhere is a message written in Hblack : Nyou'll have to hack it ! bye !
hahaha, fooled you ! there is no fucking blcck text! heheeeeeee ! if you hacked this, write to me, and write HACKING IS FUN in your letter !
SARGON ALWAYS DOES IT !