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MISTER X
SCALPEL
MEGAMIX I
2UNLIMITED
DONT TALK
ALPHATECHNO
DAYO TECHNO
CREDITS
G-DAY!! M AND M PRODUCTIONS HERE! HAHA AND A SLAP IN THE FACE TO ALL THOSE PESSAMISTS (U KNOW WHO U R) BECAUSE DJ THUNDER HAS BEEN FINISHED AND RELEASED!!! HOOOORRRRAAAAYYYY!!!!!! BUT FIRST, A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS!!WELL HERES A LITTLE ADDY FOR OUR BBS SYSOPED BY EASY-E CALLED TATOOINE,BASED IN GERMANY.WHAT WE HAVE IS A 240 MEG DRIVE/X 2.32, 16.8 DUAL STD. USR SYSTEM.CALL NOW FOR LATEST AMIGA-PC-SNES WARES (SOON DJ THUNDER II SO KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED.) BY THE WAY...THE NUMBER IS +49(0)711-456672 !!!NOW DOWN TO BUSINESS..THIS MUSIC DISK IS THE FIRST OF WHAT WILL BE A SERIES OF MUSIC DISKS BEARING THE NAME-DJ THUNDER!! THE SECOND ONE IN THE SERIES WILL HAVE MUCH OF THE SAME EXCEPT FOR THE NEW MODULES AND DIFFERENT INTRO.WHY? YOU MAY ASK!! WELL SINCE THIS PRODUCTION FILLS ALL OF THE AVAILABLE CHIP RAM ON A 512K CHIP-RAM COMPUTER, ANY ENHANCEMENT WILL DEPEND ON IF IT CAN FIT INTO WHATEVER REMAINS!! WAIT FOR THE A1200 VERSION..THEN YOULL SEE THE SHIT HIT THE FAN!! GOLDEN REGARDS TO ALL THOSE WHO ATTENDED THE SILENTS/PHENOMENA PARTY.NOW FOR THE INSTRUCTIONS..IF YOU EXPERIMENT WITH THE BUTTONS THEY WILL DO THINGS.NOTICE WHAT THEY DO AND IN THE FUTURE REMEMBER IF YOU LIKED IT OR NOT!! TAKE SPECIAL NOTICE OF THE V BUTTON (AT THE TOP RIGHT)--THIS PRODUCES A COLOURED STROBE (THANX FFZ) WHICH IS VERY COOL! WATCH OUT FOR THE POWER SWITCH AS THIS RESETS THE MACHINE (NOW YOU DONT WANT TO DO THAT TO A INNOCENT LITTLE PRODDY???) ON THE VOLUME AND BALANCE KNOB (BIG AND SMALL KNOB RESPECTIVELY) USE THE LEFT MOUSE BUTTON TO DECREASE VOLUME OR BALANCE LEFT AND USE THE RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON TO DO THE OPPOSITE.NOTICE THE NOTCH EFFECT ON THE BALANCE BUTTON WHEN IT IS CENTERED (THANX IMPI FOR THE IDEA)!! EVERYTHING ELSE SHOULD BE SIMPLE SO E-N-J-O-Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MRX/TAURUS.....P.S- IF U DONT WANNA SEE DA INTRO AGAIN........THEN HOLD DOWN THE RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON AT DA 1 MEG WARNING SCREEN! OR IF YA HIT THE LEFT, THEN HOLD IT DOWN WHILE THE INTRO IS DECRUNCHING AND IT WILL EXIT IMMEDIATELY!!! (PS READ MY SCROLL FOR SOME SOUTH AFRICAN HUMOUR - MRX)
HERES A SHORT SCROLL LISTING THE FULL CREDITS FOR THIS PRODUCTION!! ALL CODE..MISTER X -- STROBE IDEA..FFZ (THANX DUDE!) -- ALL GRAPHICS..SCALPEL EXCEPT DJ THUNDER SCROLL FONT..PLEXAR (IT IS GREAT) - WATERDISK..SCALPEL AND RAZOR - 1 MEG SCREEN..MISTER X AND SCALPEL -- ALL MUSIC..ALPHA
TECHNO RULEZ!! THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY! FOR THOSE POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS THAT DONT ALREADY KNOW (YOU DID SELECT MY NAME DIDNT YOU?!!) HHHHHEEEERRRREEESSSS JOHNNY! NO SERIOUSLY THIS IS MISTER X (FORMERLY DOC MARTIAN) DOING ORGASMIC THINGS TO DA KEYS SO STICK AROUND CAUSE THINGS ARE ABOUT TO HAPPEN......SO YOUVE RECEIVED TAURUSES LITTLE PRODDY-YOU THINK ITS AMAZING DONT YOU! DONATIONS WILL N-O-T BE TURNED DOWN AND SACRIFICES WILL BE ACCEPTED ONLY AT 6PM ANY OTHER TIME IM TOO BUSY SO YOULL HAVE TO WAIT-ITS GOOD TO BE THE KING!!! ANYWAY THE TIME IS 12 O-CLOCK AND THE PROD IS FINALLY FINITO SO I SUPPOSE I SHOULD CONTINUE WITH THIS SCROLL.SITTING BESIDE ME IS THAT THING THATS DRAWS PRETTY PICS FOR ME.IT INSISTS ON GETTING A CREDIT BUT I REFUSED,IT STEPPED ON ME,I RECONSIDERED-ITS THE SIMPLE THINGS IN LIFE LIKE THIS THAT I LOVE!! DONT YOU? ACTUALLY SCALPEL AND I ARE BEST OF FRIENDS AND WHEN WE ARNT KILLING EACH OTHER WITH WRY HUMOUR WE ARE STUFFING OURSELVES WITH PIZZAS AND SPUR HUNGA BUSTERS (YUMM YUMM-GIMME A FAT HAMBURGER!!) SPEAKING OF FOOD HAVE U FOREIGN DUDES HEARD OF BOEREWORS,BRAAIS AND LEKKER TIMES? WELL IF NOT,BOEREWORS IS A KIND OF MINCEMEAT FILLING IN A SAUSAGE WRAPPING (U UNDERSTAND?) WHICH WHEN BRAAIED (SOUTH AFRICAN BARBEQUE) BRINGS TEARS TO YOUR EYES.SO WHATS THIS GOT TO DO WITH YOU?? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING EXCEPT THAT THIS PAST WEEKEND SCALPEL,SOME DUDES AND I HAD A MOST -LEKKER- TIME..TWO NIGHTS OF BRAAIS,MOVIES,CODING,TECHNO RAVES ETC.TO SAY THAT WE ENJOYED OURSELVES IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT.THIS TUESDAY WE WENT TO KATZ NIGHTCLUB AND WERE PLEASANTLY SURPRISED TO FIND THAT PEOPLE WERE STREAMING IN TO DANCE TO TECHNO WHICH UNTIL NOW,WE THOUGHT WAS IMPOSSABLE,SINCE DURBAN WAS DEFINATELY COMMERCIAL AND NOT TECHNO,BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THINGS WILL CHANGE.SOME TIME THIS YEAR,SCALPEL,SOME OTHERS AND MYSELF WILL SET UP A TECHNO/ACID RAVE PARTY THAT WILL MAKE PYRAMID OF LIGHTS SEEM MANY SHADES INSIGNIFICANT IN COMPARISON!!!! AS I WAS READING THIS TO SCALPEL HE CAME UP WITH A MOST AMAZING IDEA OF INCORPORATING A TAURUS PARTY INTO THE TECHNO/ACID RAVE..PURE GENIUS..HA HA LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL!! ON TO COMPUTERS..MOST IN SOUTH AFRICA ARE AWAITING THE FIRST SHIPMENTS OF 1200S--MINE IS HERE HOOOORRRRAAAAYYYYY(X2<<10000)!! WHO AMOUNGST YOU OUT THERE HAVE 1200S..ID LIKE TO KNOW FROM YOU EXACTLY WHAT YOU THINK OF THE MACHINE..MY ADDRESS WILL BE DISPLAYED IN THIS SCROLL.AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS .. HEY DUDES!! FEELING A LITTLE LOW TODAY?? DEPRESSED? LOST YOUR SPOUSE? NO HOPE IN LIFE? THEN COME ON INTO MURDER INCORPORATED,WHERE YOU WILL BE ATTENDED TO BY PROFFESSIONALS EACH WITH AT LEAST 50 KILLS TO THEIR NAMES! NOW BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND HENRY DARMAS WHO WILL LITERALLY EAT YOU UP! ITS A BARGAIN,CHEAP ONE IN A LIFETIME OFFER OF ONLY YOUR ENTIRE LIFES SAVINGS! SO COME ON IN TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS OFFER--BACK TO YOU MRX! WELL,WELL,WELL,SOME SPECS ON THIS PROD....SIZE OF CODE (MAIN)-BLAH BYTES ..SIZE OF DATA (MUSIC)-BLAH BYTES..EVERYTHING ELSE IS COMPLEMENTARY - TIME TO COMPLETE--ABOUT 7 MONTHS (ITS MY LIFE --BLAH BLAH BLAH--- ITS MY LIFE ETC!!) NOW FOR SOME GREETS-- GOLDEN REGARDS GO TO ALL THE TAURUS MEMBERS (U KNOW WHO U R!!),FFZ,KON,PLEXAR,RAGE (HI!)!! NORMAL REGARDS GO TO BJORN-HOWS THE COMPUTER SHOW IN SWEDEN (THE NAME EVADES ME).. CONTACT ME SOON!! AND ALL THOSE THAT BOTHER TO GET INTO CONTACT WITH ME! MY ADDRESS IS 1 SAHARA SANDS,PLAYFAIR RD.,DURBAN 4001,NATAL,SOUTH AFRICA-REMEMBER-IF YOU R A CODER WHO K-N-O-W-S HOW TO CODE THEN GET IN TOUCH WITH ME FOR SOME COOL FRIENDSHIP!! ANYWAY-NELSON MANDELA,FW DE KLERK,DESMOND TUTU AND MANGASUTHU BUTHELESI WERE SITTING ON THE OCEANOS AND THE SHIP BEGINS TO SINK.WHO GETS SAVED.......................SOUTH AFRICA!!! (YO ERIC GIVE US MORE--OK!) THERE WERE THREE NEURO-SURGEONS SITTING AT A BAR WHEN ONE TURNS TO THE OTHERS AND SAYS..THE OTHER DAY A MAN FELL IN A RECYCLING MACHINE AND ALL THAT WAS LEFT OF HIM WAS A FINGER..WE TOOK THAT FINGER AND BUILT A HAND AROUND IT,AND BUILT AN ARM AROUND THAT AND ETC AND WE CALLED HIM ERIC AND HE WAS SO EFFICIENT HE PUT 20 PEOPLE OUT OF WORK..THEN THE SECOND NEURO-SURGEON TURNED TO THE FIRST AND SAID..THATS NOTHING..A MAN WAS CLEANING OUT A NUCLEAR REACTOR AND AN ACCIDENTAL FUSION ACCURED AND ALL THAT WAS LEFT OF THE MAN WAS A THREAD OF HAIR,WHICH WE TOOK BACK TO THE LAB AND ANALYSED FOR DNA AND CONSTRUCTED A HEAD THEN A BODY ETC AND CALLED HIM MICHAEL AND HE WAS SO EFFICIENT THAT HE PUT 60 PEOPLE OUT OF WORK..THEN THE LAST NEURO-SURGEON LAUGHED AND SAID..THATS NOTHING..I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND I SMELLED A FART..I CAUGHT IT IN A BAG AND TOOK IT BACK TO THE LAB WHERE WE ANALYSED IT AND CONSTRUCTED AN ASSHOLE AND THEN AN ASS AND THEN A WAIST ETC..WE CALLED HIM MANDELA..HE TURNED OUT TO BE SOOOO EFFICIENT THAT HE PUT THE WHOLE OF SOUTH AFRICA OUT OF WORK!!--FOR THOSE WHO ARE OFFENDED--GET A LIFE!! ANYWAY I MUST GO NOW SO CHEERS - YOU HAVE MY ADDY -CONTACT ME- AND ENJOY THE COOL TECHNO TUNES.....THIS IS MISTER X SIGNING OFF!!!!!!!!!!
YO DUDES !!! YHEA THIS IS SCALPEL OF TAURUS SZLAMMING THE KEYZ !!! ANYWAY,AS YOU CAN HEAR DJ THUNDER IS WELL AND TRULY FINISHED NOW....COMON GYZ TURN UP DA VOLUME AND LET DA BASE KICK !!! ...BEFORE I CONTINUE A WANT TO THROW OUT SOME VERY SPECIAL GREETZ TO SOME REAL CLOSE FRIENDS OF MINE !!!GOLDEN REGARDS FLY TO ARTIE (TAURUS) ...HOPE YOU LIKE OUR PRODUCTION DUDE...AND TO THE GERMAN DIVISION OF TAURUS ...(THE 7TH EGG IS GREAT) ,AND FFZ/KON/PLEXAR (?)/BLOWFLY OF RAZOR 1911 (SOUTH AFRICAN DIVISION)... ,AND TO QUARTZ (ESPECIALLY BJORN AND LEGAL EVIL...HOWS THE BEER UP THERE IN GERMANY DUDE !!! WRITE TO ME SOOOOON) ... , AND SPECIAL GREETZ ALSO FLY OUT TO ANDROID,TURBO OF TRSI (?),RAZOR CANT WAIT TO SEE SOME OF YOUR LATEST TAURUS LOGOS WHICH YOURE DOING !!!) ,TURTLE...(YOU LIKING MY/YOUR A1200 EH?!?!)...HMMM,WELL TALKING OF THE NEW A1200,IVE GOT IT SO TO ALL THOSE ASSHOLES WHO OWN CONSOLES,PCS AND FALCONS- THE A1200 WILL ABSOLUTELY ANNIALATE ANY COMPETITION!!!!!!.....OK,A LITTLE BIT OF INFO ON THIS MUSIC DISK..... THE GRAPHICS FOR THIS PRODUCTION WERE READY ABOUT 6 MONTHS AGO WITH MINOR ALTERATIONS BEING ADDED HERE OR THERE !!! ....MISTER X (CODER) AND MYSELF (SCALPEL-GRAPHICS ARTIST) REALLY APOLOGISE FOR THE DELAY OF THIS MUSIC DISK...MISTER X HAD TROUBLE WITH THE TRACK DISK ROUTINE LIKE YOUVE NEVER ENCOUNTERED BEFORE...HE BEGAN MUMBLING TO ME ABOUT THIS AND THAT AND AFTER ABOUT HALF AN HOUR OF JIBBER JUBBER I SAID TO HIM ...PLEASE REPEAT THAT TO ME MISTER X... THAT STATEMENT MARKED THE END OF MY KNOWN EARTHLY LIFE AS HE BEGAN CHASING ME AROUND MY ROOM THROWING INSULTS AT ME SUCH AS WWWHHHHOOOOOORRRREEEE !!! ETC ... EH !?( ... FFZ AND KON ....WE MUST GET TOGETHER AND SCARE THE LOCAL PORT ELIZABETH CITIZENS BY BEING A GROUP OF GROSSLY OBNOCTIOUS VIOLENTLY BEHAVED LADS CALLING EVERYONE WE DRIVE PASSED (ALONG THE ROAD) ....YOU FUCKING WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! ....AND THEN AFTER THAT WE MUST IMMEDIATELY THROW EMPTY BEER CANS AT THEM AND THEN FINISHING THE WHOLE CALLAGE OFF WITH A GLORIOUS ZZZZZAAAAAAPPPPP !!! I WOULDNT BE SURPRISED IF THE LOCAL P.E. POLICE DIDNT COME AFTER US AND CHARGED US FOR INDECENT BEHAVIOUR IN PUBLIC....OF COURSE I WOULD JUST TURN ROUND AND SAY ....YOU ANAL RETENTIVES...WHY ARE YOU CHARGING US, YOU KNOW WE CANT AFFORD IT ......HA HA HA !!! DID YOU CATCH THAT UNCOOCKED PATHETIC MEDIUM RARE CORN OF A JOKE.....YOU FUCK !!!...WHHOOORRREEE !!!...ONTO OTHER SCENE MATTERS IN SOUTH AFRICA...HMMM....THIS IS A DIFFICULT ONE....WHY !? I HEAR YOU BELLOW ....WELL,THERE REALLY ISNT MUCH OF A SCENE DOWN HERE AT ALL ACCEPT THE S.A DIVISIONS OF TAURUS AND RAZOR 1911.... THATS ALL I KNOW OF.....SO FUCK ALL THE OTHER LAMERS WHO OWN AMIGAS AND DONT DO ANYTHING BUT PLAY FUCKING SPEELETJIES ....WEL EK MOET SE DAT ONS GROOT AMIGA DUDES MOET NIE WARRY NIE ...OMDAT HIERDIE KLEIN KLOMPIE VAN LAMERS SAL NIE NA ONS BOTHER NIE.....VERSTAAN MY TANNIE....JA BOET, EK SAL NIE WARRY NIE...GOED ! GOED ! ...NOU MOET ONS CONTINUE ... IM SURE IVE LEFT ALL MY EURO-ENGLISH SPEAKING FRIENDSFACES ALL HORRIBLY CONTORTED AND DISTORTED AFTER TRYING TO READ WHAT I HAVE JUST TYPED...HMM THAT WAS IN ONE OF SOUTH AFRICAS LOCAL LANGUAGES ...ITS KNOW AS THE ADAMS APPLE DESTROYER OR RATHER ...THE THROAT GRINDER ...GET IT !!! HE HE HE !!! OK DUDES ....ITS GETTING LATE NOW.....THANKS FOR READING THIS MINDLESS DRIBBLE AND I HOPE TO HERE FROM ALL YOU TECHNO FREAKS OUT THERE PRETTY SOON !!! IF YOU WANT A COUPLE OF YOUR TECHNO MODULES INCLUDED IN THE NEXT DJ THUNDER RELEASE ...WELL,WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR...SEND NOW !!! REMEMBER....WE WANT HIGH QUALITY MODULES ONLY... GRAPHICS ARTISTS ARE ALSO WELCOME TO WRITE AND SWAP SCENE STUFF AND HINTS/ TIPS AND IDEAS/TECHNIQUES CONCERNING GRAPHICS ETC...WHEN SWAPPING SCENE STUFF PLEASE SEND AA STUFF FOR THE A1200 ...BECAUSE THATS WHAT ILL BE MOVING ONTO IN ABOUT 3 WEEKS TIME... OK DUDES ... I WILL LEAVE YOU NOW ...SO CHEEEERRRSSS DUDES .....................BYE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .................... THE SCROLL WILL NOW RRRAAAAPPPP !!!................
HI FOLKS - WELL THIS WAS MY FIRST ATTEMPT AT AMIGA MUSIC AND ALTHOUGH IT IS NOW DATED-IT IS STILL PLAYABLE HERE IN S.A. - WE FELT THAT IT HAD NOT BEEN DISTRIBUTED ENOUGH,SO ENJOY THIS MEGAMIX.MOST OF THE SAMPLES ARE MINE (ALPHA) BUT AT THIS EARLY STAGE I MUST ADMIT I DID -BORROW- SOME FROM OTHER SONGS! HURRY UP AND LISTEN TO THE OTHER STUFF -- ALPHA (NEW-AGE-MUSIC)!!
WELL HERES ANOTHER -OLDIE- I DID.HOW DO YOU LIKE THE QUALITY?I USED THIS (AND ALL MY STUFF) IN THE CLUB I D.J. IN! NO-ONE KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE! CMON GUYS-SEND ME GOOD QUALITY SAMPLING AND I WILL PLAY YOUR STUFF IN MY CLUB (HOLDS 1300 PEOPLE!)
TECHNO-TECHNO-THATS WHAT OUR COUNTRY (S.A.) SEEMS TO BE HEADING INTO ONLY NOW-SO I TOOK THE 3 SONGS THAT ARE PLAYED TO DEATH AND PUT SOME ALPHATECHNO INFLUENCE INTO THEM.HOW DO YOU LIKE MY -CLEAN-ISH PIANO SOUND? ANYWAY IT WASNT A LONG MIX BUT THE QUALITY OF THE SOUND IS GOOD,I NEVER GO BELOW 20KHZ AND ALWAYS COME OFF CD!!
BOY,HERES A CHALLENGE! TAKE THE OLD HARRY BELAFONTE AND TECHNO-FY IT! OF COURSE I HEAR YOU ALL SINGING --AND I WANNA GO HOME--!?? NEVERMIND,SEE IF ANYONE OUT THERE LIKES IT AND IF THEY DO...LET ME KNOW AND ILL FINISH IT! WRITE TO ME IF YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT MIDI,DIGITAL SOUND 8,16 AND 32 BIT,AMIGA SOUND,OR KEYBOARDS!! ADDRESS IS--) ALPHA-NEW AGE MUSIC .. 12A JANORA COURT .. 198 NINTH AVENUE .. DURBAN 4001 .. NATAL .. SOUTH AFRICA - BY THE WAY,TAKE THAT DOWN,I RARELY GIVE IT OUT!!
CMON GUYS - HEAR THE KARAOKE INSTRUMENTAL - SING IT OUT LOUD! I HAVE SUNG IT TO 400 PEOPLE WITH ONLY THE AMIGA AS BACK -- DONT TALK JUST PISS -- AH,WELL,YOU GET THE IDEA.THIS IS AGAIN GOOD QUALITY SAMPLING.BY THE WAY,COULD SOMEONE SEND ME AN ATTRACTIVE KARAOKE GENERATION UTILITY (TO DISPLAY THE LYRICS) FOR THIS TYPE OF INSTRUMENTAL! MY ADDRESS WAS IN -DAYO- TEXT! CHEERS!-ALPHA (JOHN)