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WEARING EARPROTECTION, AS REQUIRED? HUBA HUBA HOPP, READY 4 A WHACK ATTACK?
TIMES CHANGE,
PEOPLE CHANGE, BUT ONLY # # # TRIES TO PROVE THAT HE IS STILL A YOUNGHEARTED
FOOOL! U R RIGHT, I HAVE STARTED 2 MAKE MUSIC ... HUAAAHHAHAHA! (HARHAR!) O.K.
U CAN PULL DOWN THE VOLUME TO LEVEL 0! MAYBE THATS THE REASON FOR MY LONG
ABSCENCE. BUT I AM GLAD TO B BACK ... COZ SUICIDE IS NO SOLUTION ... WHEN I
LOOK AT ALL THESE MASSES OF DEMOS, WHICH REACH MY HOME IN THE ALPS ( 4
USA-PEOPLE ... VERY HIGH MOUNTAINS IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ISLAND CALLED EUROPE !!!
) THEN I SEE THAT THE SCENE HAS CHANGED 2 PROFESSIONALITY. THOUSANDS OF
VECTORBALLS, VECTORBOBS, FILLED AND UNFILLED, ROSTED AND BOILED VECTORS ARE
RUSHING OVER MY HEAD ... AND SOMETIMES, VERY SELDOM MY MOUTH FORMS THE WORD
WOW, THE REST IS DROWNING IN ENDLESS NUMBERS OF BOARDS, COLD GREETINGS, AND
BORING WE ARE THE (FUCKING??? HOW ABOUT SLEEPING!) BEST STATEMENTS! THE
INNOVATIONS OF THE YOUTH AND THE BEGINNING ARE LOST ... BUT LET US LEAVE THESE
MELANCHOLIC WORDS SLIPPING OVER THE SCREEN ... BUT ANYWAY ... I STILL LIKE THIS
BIZZ ... OUH, BY THE WAY, PLEASE FADE 2 GRAY ... IF U LIKE TO WRITE ME HERE
IS MY ADRESS: PETER BAUSTAEDTER, BAHNHOFSTRASSE 70, A-8301
LASSNITZHOEHE, AUSTRIA ... IF U HAVE GOT ANOTHER ADRESS, JUST FORGET IT
BECAUSE I HAD TO GIVE UP MY FLAT (D A M N), THESE SEEM TO
BE THE WORST MONTHS (MAY, JUNE) OF THE YEAR, COZ I HAD ALSO A CRASH WITH MY
MOTORBIKE ... HUHU, THE FLESH WAS RIPPED OFF FROM MY RIGHT BIG TOE ( 40 MINUTES
OPERATION) ... AND MY THUNDERHORSE AAARRGH! IT WAS A YAMAHA XJ 650 S ! OH SHIT,
IT WAS MY ONLY LOVE ... IT HAD 70 PS AND WAS RUNNING 180 KMH! DAMN, BUT I THINK
I WILL BUY ME A NEW LOVE: A HONDA AFRICAN TWIN HUAHA!! BY THE WAY, THE NICE BOY
ON THE TITLEPIC IS ME, BUT MY HAIRSTYLE CHANGED, NOW I CAN PUT MY HAIR IN MY
MOUTH! SHIT I HAVENT GOT ENOUGH TIME 2 WRITE AS MUCH SROLL AS I WANT, BECAUSE
IN 2 DAYS I HAVE MY MATURATION (???) NO NOT MASTURBATION. MY FINAL
SCHOOLENDINGEXAMINATION (OR SO...PUH!). IF U R COLLECTING SYNTHIPOP RECORDS FROM THE
BEGINNING TO THE MIDDLE OF THE 80S THEN U HAVE TO CONTACT # ( POPGROUPS LIKE
UVOX ICEHOUSE EURYTHMICS ALPHAVILLE OMD ...)!!! AND NOW A STATEMENT FOR THE
FIRST AND LAST TIME: NO, I AM NOT A LAMER, AEH, MEMBER OF SCOOPEX ANYMORE ...
PLEASE NOTICE: I AM SCOOP EX(!) ... I AM A FREE MEMBER OF SURPRISE! PRODUCTION
AND I LEFT THE SCOOPEGGS NEARLY A YEAR AGO! NEVER MIND RANGERDANGER! JUST HOLD
ON SLEPPIN WITH YOUR MODEMS ( HOW BORING!)! SO AFTER ALL THIS GRXNBIT A
B I G THANK TO LUKE FOR THIS FAB
SPEEDCODE ! NOW ENJOY (???) MY STRANGE MUSIC AND GFX WHILE U R READING MY
GREETINGS (!) ### SENDS MESSAGES TO : ALL: IF U WANT ME 2 COME 2 YOUR
COPYPARTIES OR MEETINGS OR WHATEVER, THEN WRITE ME. I WILL COME IF IT IS
INTERESTING ENOUGH AND IF THERES ENOUGH ALCOHOLE ... (WAS IN MIR SITZT IST
WEISS GESPRITZT) ... I WILL COME, EVEN IF U R IN SCANDINAVIA ( I LIKE THIS PART
OF THE WORLD) ### HELLO UNCLE TOM, STILL REMEMBER ME! I HOPE U LIKE THIS A BIT,
AND IF NOT ENJOY THE GFX ### STATIC OF REBELS ... LIKE YOUR MUSIX ###
TERMINATOR OF TRSI ... I THINK U R STILL ONE OF THE BEST, BUT ARNO, WAKE UP!
### UNO OF SCX ... YOUR GFX HAVE GOT A NICE CLEAN STYLE! ### J.O.E. HELLO OLD
DUMBHEAD, LEARN 2 DRAW, AND DONT ALWAYZ STEAL MY GFX ### JESUS OF ACTIVE(?) HOW
R U, OLD BOY ... STILL INACTIVE? ### CHALLENGER OF ??? ARE THE TYROLEAN
MOUNTAINS STILL TASTY? ### SPITFIRE ... I HAD TO MENTION YOU, BECAUSE THEN U
HAVETO LISTEN MY MUSIC TILL U R MENTIONED ... DONT PLAY BALL WITH YOUR BABEEE
... LET US LINK OUR MACHINES AGAIN AND FIGHT SUM TETRIS BATTLES ### REHBOCK OF
TRSI ... I HOPE WE WILL MEET US IN VIENNA ( MAYBE UNDER THE HAASHAUS?!?) ### LSC
... DONT THINK YOULL EVER READ THIS ... NICE 2 B YOUR FRIEND ### BRAINSTORM ...
I LIKE YOUR ZINE ... HOW ABOUT AN INTERVIEW ... WRITE ME ...### REBELS ... I
LIKE YOUR PRODUCTIONS ### TRISTAR AND RED INSECTOR ... I HOPE U LIKED THE LOGO
I MADE FOR YOU, SEE IT AS A PRESENT (OF REEBOK HEHE!) ### DELTA OF TRSI ... I
STILL LIKE THE CEBIT 90 DEMO ... BUT WHY DID THE GUY WHO MADE THE TITLEPICTURE
(THE GOLDEN(?) FACE) ONLY USE THE DROPS OF MY FIRST SCOOPEGGSLOGO AND DIDNT
OVERTAKE THE PALETTE ( MY COLOURS WERE MUCH BETTER, I THINK!) ... ### DR. C ... YOUR LOGOS R A BIT FUZZY
### QUATERBACK OF ENERGY ... WE HAVE TO GET DRUNK TOGETHER AGAIN!!! ### MARC
ALMOND: GIVE ME MORE! ### GEORGE I OF SUBWAY ... BAUSTAU LIKES TO CRASH,
HONESTLY ### SUBWAY AUSTRIA ... SEEMS TO BE A BIT D E A D! BAD! ### RANGER OF
SCOOPEX ... STILL MODEMRIDING? MAYBE I WILL CALL U, OR MAYBE NOT ### REWARD OF
SCOOPEX ... STOP YOUR NAZI HABITS, THEY R REALLY CHILDISH ### MAYBE I AM JUST
A SENSUALIST, FOLKS ### KNECHT
ROMEO OF TRSI ... U R MY FAVOURITE MUSICIAN! GO ON! AND SEND ME SOME HEAVENLY
INSPIRATIONS (HEHE) ### G.I.CHRIS ... HE OLD BIERBAUCH, I HOPE PROGRAMMING TILL
FOUR A.M. DOESNT ATTACK YOUR HEALTH TOO MUCH ... HOLD ON, FRIEND ### HANS, DIE
WILDSAU FROM PIESTING ... GLAD YOU CLEANED YOUR ROOM ... MAYBE NOW I CAN STEP
INTO IT, WITHOUT GETTING EMETIC PANICS ... I THINK YOU R RIDDEN BY THE DEVIL
WHEN U R PROGRAMMING, BUT U R ONE OF THE BEST ...### MARTY OF PENDLE
EUROPA ... I MOVED ... I HOPE WE GET IN CONTACT SOON ... NICE TO TALK WITH YOU
### SO I THINK THATS ALL ... WHAT ABOUT A CALL DIAL AUSTRIA 03133, 8388
AND TALK TO ME ABOUT FUCKING LITTLE GIRLS ... OR SOMETHING ELSE ... AND
REMEMBER J.O.E. IS BACK !!! HUBA HUBA HEPP! UND JETZT NOCH EIN KLEINES
GEBET LIEBER GOTT MACH MICH TOT! SCHNEPP SCHNEPP DIE TROMMEL! SO ICH
GREIF MIR JETZT AUF DEN SCHWANZ # IS CLOSING HIS TROUSERS AGAIN! GOOD
KNIGHT AND BED DREAMS! AND STOP THE NO COKE NO HASH HASH SHIT!
WELL
GUYZ... $ IS TYPING! I JUST WANNA SAY SOME WORDS TO THIS LITTLE
PROGRAM I WAS IN A HURRY COZ OUR SWAPPER ( REEBOK ) HAD TO GO TO THE
ARMY, SO I HAD TO IMPROVIZE AND I HAVEN'T GOT THE TIME TO FIX SOME
BUGS... I LIKE THE GFX, I LIKE THE MUSIC BUT I HATE THIS
SHIT CODE!
TALKING ABOUT SHIT, MY GIRLFRIEND RUTH IS GOING TO SPEND
NEARLY 2 ( IN WORDS: T W O ) MONTH IN CANADA... THAT'S REALLY HARD
IN THAT TIME THE ONLY THING I CAN DO IS M A S T U R B A T E !!!
TALKING ABOUT SHIT AGAIN, I'M GOING TO DO MY HOLIDAY-JOB AT
SIEMENS !!! WITH ME ARE RICK DANGEROUS AND FLOYD ( TRSI-PC MEMBERS )
BUT LET'S CUT THE BULSHIT
OK.. JUST SOME MESSAGES TO SOME GUYZ:
HELLO SPIKE... HOW IS YOUR TIME IN THE USA?? HOW ARE THE HAWAIIAN
GIRLS?? I HOPE YOU GOT SOME PHOTOS HI
SHITHEAD OF SCOOPEX! HOW ARE YOU DOIN'? HOW IS YOUR TIME AT 'ZIVILDIENST', I
THINK, I'LL DO THE SAME COZ I DON'T WANT TO CUT MY LONG HAIR OFF
J.O.E.: WHAT ABOUT MEETING IN VIENNA
SOREHEAD ( "WHAT KIND OF HEAD??" YOU REMEMBER?? ) I DON'T
THINK, THAT I GOT THE TIME TO CODE A BOOTMENU FOR YOU SORRY
REEBOK: I'M SOOO SOOOORRY, THAT YOU
HAVE TO GO TO THE ARMY.. ( HE HE ) GOOD LUCK!! THERE'S ONLY ONE
THING LEFT TO SAY: IF YOU WANNA CONTACT ME, HERE'S MY ADDRESS:
LUKE PETER C. MELCHART SCHOEPFLEUTHNERG. 16/5/3/10 A-1210 VIENNA
AUSTRIA OR CALL ME: 43 222 38 87 224 BYE!!
YODEL BROTHERS AND SISTERS!!! THIS IS REEBOK'S PART OF THE SCROLLY... I AM VERY PROUD TO TELL YA THE ACTUAL MEMBER-STATUS OF THE VERY LEGAL \]^_ SURPRISE! PRODUCTION \]^_ HERE WE GO... \]^_ ADEC (GRAPHICAN, TRADER) \]^_ ATRON (CODER) \]^_ BISHOP (GRAPHICAN, TRADER, PR) \]^_ CORWIN (GRAPHICAN) # J.O.E. (GRAPHICAN, MUSICAN) $ LUKE (CODER) \]^_ PRINCE (CODER) \]^_ REEBOK (TRADER, SLAVE-GFX, PR) \]^_ SPIKE (CODER) \]^_ WHICH ALSO SHOWES US THAT WE ARE ONE (!?) OF THE BEST IN AUSTRIA!!! (AND ACTUALLY NOT ONLY IN AUSTRIA ANYLONGER!!!) WELL, WELL, CONTACT \]^_ SURPRISE! PRODUCTIONS \]^_ FOR FRIENDSHIP, LONG LETTERS AND SWAPPING! REACH US AT: \]^_ BISHOP \]^_ MARCO VAN STEEN MEERS 38 NL-4841 EV PRINSENBEEK HOLLAND OR... \]^_ ADEC \]^_ 174 HIGHBURY ROAD BULWELL NOTTINGHAM NG6 9FF ENGLAND OR... \]^_ REEBOK \]^_ PO.BOX 111 A-1081 VIENNA AUSTRIA YOU CAN SEND US BEER-BOTTLES, T-SHIRTS, STICKERS AND OTHER NICE PRESENTS OR WRITE JUST IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN OUR PRODUCTIONS AND PROJECTS... WELL, AS YOU GUESSED, I AM NOT HERE TO BORE YOU ANYLONGER BUT TO TELL YOU THE OFFICIAL SURPRISE! PRODUCTIONS COME-OVER-HERE-AND-DRINK-A-BEER GREETINGS... ALL OUR FELLOW-MEMBERS IN TRSI! ABSENCE \]^_ ACTION \]^_ ACTIVE \]^_ AGILE \]^_ ALPHA FLIGHT \]^_ AMAZE \]^_ AMIGA INDUSTRIES \]^_ ANARCHY \]^_ ANDROMEDA \]^_ ANIMATORS \]^_ ANTHROX \]^_ ARMADA \]^_ ATLAS \]^_ AXIS \]^_ BEERMACHT \]^_ BLACK ROBES \]^_ BLACKLIGHT INC. \]^_ BRAIN WAVE \]^_ BRAINSTORM \]^_ BUDBRAIN \]^_ BYTE BUSTERS \]^_ BYTERAPERS \]^_ CAVE \]^_ CERBEROS \]^_ COMA \]^_ COMPLETE DEATH \]^_ COMPLEX \]^_ CRUSADERS \]^_ CRYPTOBURNERS \]^_ D-MOB \]^_ D-TECT \]^_ DEFCON ONE \]^_ DON GUE \]^_ DUAL CREW \]^_ DYNAX \]^_ ECSTASY \]^_ EDDI++ \]^_ ELIOT \]^_ ENERGY \]^_ EQUINOX \]^_ EUPHORIA \]^_ EXIT \]^_ FLASH PRODUCTION \]^_ FRANTIC \]^_ FROGS \]^_ GENESTEALERS \]^_ GRACE \]^_ HORIZON \]^_ IBB \]^_ IMAGE \]^_ INTUITION \]^_ IPEC ELITE \]^_ L.S.D. \]^_ LIGHT \]^_ LUNATIC EARLS \]^_ MAGNETIC FIELDS \]^_ MAJIC 12 \]^_ MANIACS OF NOISE \]^_ MIRAGE \]^_ NETWORK \]^_ NEXT \]^_ NO LIMITS \]^_ PALACE \]^_ PANIC \]^_ PASSION \]^_ PHENOMENA \]^_ PIRATES \]^_ PULSAR \]^_ QUARTEX \]^_ RAF \]^_ RAM JAM \]^_ RAZOR 1911 \]^_ REBELS \]^_ SANITY \]^_ SCOOPEX \]^_ SCORPION \]^_ SCRAPERS \]^_ SHADOWS \]^_ SHINING \]^_ SIR 13 \]^_ SOCIETY \]^_ SONIC \]^_ SPREADPOINT \]^_ STARLIGHT \]^_ SUBWAY \]^_ SYMBIOSIS \]^_ THE ELECTRONIC KNIGHTS \]^_ THE GIANTS \]^_ THE JUNGLE COMMAND \]^_ THE SECT \]^_ THE SILENTS \]^_ THE SPECIAL BROTHERS \]^_ TIMEX \]^_ TRIANGLE 3532 \]^_ UNICORN \]^_ UTOPIA \]^_ UTOPIA PRODUCTIONS \]^_ VECTRA \]^_ VERTIGO \]^_ VISION \]^_ VOX DEI \]^_ WIZZCAT \]^_ ZERO DEFECTS \]^_ FORGOTTEN ONES SHOULD REPORT!!! HAVE A NICE TIME... REEBOK OF !ISRT SURPRISE! PRODUCTIONS (C) 1991