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Boomshanka! and Welcome to %The Technix Experience% The Credits: Code by %Bronx Warrior% and %Tom Bomb% Graphics by %Gremlin% Music by %Technix% except the default module called 'Rejection' which was composed by %KBX128% (Indi) And 'What A Pisser' which was composed by %Jim Bowen% Ideas+Design by %Gremlin + Tom Bomb% Thanks to all the other %TESKO!% guys who contributed with ideas etc, much appreciated. Hi Guys+Gals, Tom Bomb here, thanks for loading up this production. I hope you enjoy the modules we have selected for you..... We have tested this production on both A500 and A1200 and it works fine. Because of this, we expect it to work on A500+ and A600. We have no idea if this works on A4000 as we have unfortunately not got access to such a beautiful machine (PAUPERISM RULES!). If it does work on A4000 we will be happy, if not, 'Ahh Well!' Life is too short to worry about things like that! Here's a list of <TESKO> members: Bronx Warrior (Code) Geezer (Music) Gremlin (Graphics) Jim Bowen (Music) Technix (Music) Tom Bomb (Code) And thats it! A small team of guys working when and how WE want!!! As you can see, we have no Swappers! We dont want or need any! We are not a group that produces alot and we feel we dont need any swappers! So, Im afraid theres no real greetings here as we are not in touch with anyone these days but I would like to send a few greets out to:..... Majic Mushroom of Fairlight (Thanks for spreading Trev!!!) Geezer of Tesko (Keep making those really cool jungle tracks!) Bronx Warrior of Tesko (Thanks!) Jim Bowen of Tesko (DOOP!! Get ya Clarinet out!! oo-er missus!!) Gremlin of Tesko (Thanks for the graphics Nige!) Technix of Tesko (Chris! Nice modules!) Mr Brine of that big group 'INDEPENDENT!' (Will you ever get to see this finished? It is released the night of the day you go to court!! %HI DAD, IM IN JAIL!!!!%) KBX128 (Thanks for %REJECTION!%, and I hope you like this, I know its a very long time since you made %REJECTION% for %Techinx Trax II%, but it was worth the wait eh? This is better than TT2 would have turned out!!!) Ok, I guess thats all from me but the fun continues with the next guy...... Next Disco Dancer Please!!! Good morning party fans, Technix ere with a few cryptic words for many a disco addict... .. . I am pleased to say that this production looks very very nice indeed especially compared to Technix Trax, which, I have to say, was shit! I hope you enjoy the tunes which have been selected for this little comp, but if you dont, who gives a fuck, we like them. Well, seeing as this is a late end to a cool Friday night in Morecambe, and I have a bad stomach ache after the pie and chips that I have just eaten at Bronxys house and I really can't be arsed to type much text... .. . Technix's highest respect goes out to Tom Bomb, Bronxy, Jim Bowen, Gremlin and Geezer. KBX128/? - Cheers for the cool mod mate post me a jiffy soon dood. Aquafresh/Devine - I love the mods Simon, Whats this about you having a bigger beer belly than mine?! Majic Mushroom/Fairlight - I've only got one thing to say to you.....Egggg! Hydlide/S!P - I've either sent the money with this or you will have it soooon! Mr Brine - I believe that you are a class A+ Commercial Ravehead Drugs Dood! So! Centreprick/Cocksoil - Trust is the firmest of bases!! Cybarite/? - Write back soon Steve, keep Jazzin. The General Lads TM....Smart!! Mc-D and Rob - you must sing Goldfinger EVERY week cos its well funny! Well I think that could well be all my messages.. Friendly relaxed musicians out there should write to me... .. . Technix/Tesko, 83 Kayswell Road, Bare, Morecambe. Lancs. LA4 6PY... The next disco fiend is Bronxy Yo dood! There was this man with a fish, it wasn't a big fish but it was a happy fish never the less. Well one day the happy fish was swimming in the river of life when all of a sudden a big dead monkey fell out of the tree and went straight in to his path of swim. 'What a pisser' the fish said Just then God appeared in his path, and stripped the fish of all his scales because he swore, and that is how Tesko was formed. And if you believe that then your a sweaty twat with no more right to live on gods clean earth than a weasel.... anyway thats all I have to type beacause I have nobody who I want to say hello to.. Except - - the pour lonely FISH!!! arrrrr, BUT it tasted good with chips.... And now you will have the pleasure to read the text of another member of the elite disco dancers... Over to YES YOU GUESSED IT ITSSS the one and only Gremlin Greetings fellow earthbeings, or could it be Alien's ?? This is the famous (.NOT!) Gremlin from the dark depths of the Tesko posse in the land of Morecambe, fun eh! Well, it seems that the death of Voodoo design has sparked many wild and wicked ideas which have been unleashed in the form of a few demos, but this new production called 'The Technix Experience' is our best fun project to this star date! Gaze in awe at these top monkey graphics and listen to the amazing sound of Technix, feel the power of the music as you dig deeper into yourmind, let your emotions flow as you fall deeper into the world of Tesko, relax and take a deep breath of fresh clean air and enjoy life as it should be enjoyed, by those who believe in the power of the disco, let's go... Respect of the highest level is due to the following... Geezer, Majic Mushroom, Brine, Bronxy, Technix, Jim Bowen, Andy, Aled the lamer, Arnold Schwarzenegger the big dude, Tom Bomb and all Hardcore heads... Halllooooo! Here we go! Its Jim Bowen on the Mike saying get your tongue out of my mouth, I'm trying to kiss you goodbye DAD! Is anybody actually reading this shit? I doubt it. Remember that we all have our own special cravings in life. For me, its blonde hair, Claudia Shiffer, and Lambswool. Oh shit! Well, Aled (Lamer/Lame) is not in Tesko, so there will not be any porno stories in this scroll. I bet you're well disappointed but! Dont cry, dont sigh, dont fly, dont dry, cos Prisoner Cell Block H is still on here (up norf) so watch that! Now its time for the grease. Helloo to Reb Keane, Miss Ferguson, Lexie Patterson, Sonia Stevens, and all my other personal freinds. Write! Dats Hole 4 Mi, Congrats to all who are still reading (GET YOUR LIVES SORTED OUT!) And remember, they might not be much, but breasts on a man must mean something DAD!!!!!! See you later.... DAD! --==<<WRAP!>>==--
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What A Pisser!