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             C'EST L'HISTOIRE D'UN MEC...       SYNTAX ERROR IS VERY PROUD TO PRESENT YOU, AFTER SOME HEAVY TECHNICAL PROBLEMS, HIS NEW DEMO CALLED :  L'HOMME QUI N'AIMAIT PAS LES REVERBERES  ( OR IF YOU LIKE :  THE MAN WHO DIDN'T LIKE THE STREETLAMPS )   HERE'S THE CREDITS... CODE BY THE BABA KID, MUSIC BY BLACK PANTHER, ARTWORK BY BLACK PANTHER AND FONTS BY STIX  IF YOU THINK SOME PARTS OF THIS SCROLL ARE BORING, TRY THE RIGHT MICKEY BUTTON !!!     THIS DEMO IS A SORT OF HOMAGE TO THE TALENT OF BLACK PANTHER BECAUSE HE HAS DONE ALL THE GFX ( EXCEPT FONTS ) AND THE MUZAK. REMEMBER THAT BLACK PANTHER HAS QUITTED SYNTAX ERROR IN THE BEGINING OF THE YEAR FOR SOME PERSONNAL REASONS...    TO COMPLETE THIS, HERE'S OUR COMPLETE MEMBERSLIST : NONAME ( SWAPPER ) - RAMUS ( MINITEL SUPPORT, SWAPPER & MUSICIAN ) - SAN DIEGO ( CODER ) - SOACH ( SWAPPER & MUSICIAN ) - STIX ( GFX ARTIST ) - SWOL ( SWAPPER ) - THE BABA KID ( CODER )     WE NEED SOME NEW CONTACTS SO CONTACT US !!! HERE'RE OUR ADDRESSES : WHQ :  SOACH  4, RUE GABRIEL PERI  69450 SAINT CYR AU MONT D'OR  FRANCE    OR CONTACT NONAME OF SYNTAX ERROR :  RONNY HAUG  SMIDSR0DVN. 35, TEIE  N-3100 T0NSBERG  NORWAY    OR FOR THE FRENCH, YOU CAN CONTACT US ON MINITEL :  3614 CODE RTEL1  BAL : RAMUS    AND REMEMBER : ONLY LEGAL STUFF !!! AND YOU'LL GET A 100 % OR MORE ANSWER ONLY IF YOU ADD A DISK TO YOUR LETTER !!! WE DON'T STEAL THE DISKS !!!  WE'RE LOOKING FOR CODERS, SWAPPERS AND GFX ARTISTS TOO ! SO, CONTACT US !!!  OK, NOW IT'S TIME FOR SOME BULLSHITS... YO HEAVY METAL FREAX !!! I'M LISTENNING NOW FOR LED ZEPPELIN BUT OF COURSE, IT'S NOT METALLICA OR ANTHRAX !!! I DEFINITELY LOVE METALLICA !!! A SPECIAL TRASH HI TO RAISTLIN OF NORTHSTAR AND HERPES 2000 OF CULT !!! TO NOT IRRITATED THE ACID FREAX, I'LL STOP NOW. BUT ANYWAY I WISH A HAPPY NEW 1991 TO YA, AMIGA FREAX !!! I'M GONNA OUT OF IDEAS NOW SO, I GIVE THE KEYBOARD TO OUR VERY COOL NEW MEMBER NONAME...     HI, THIS IS NONAME PUMPING UP SOME SHITTY TEXT ON YOUR SCREEN                AS THIS IS MY FIRST TIME TYPING SOMETHING, I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THIS ISNT A CONVERSATION OF ANYTHING, JUST NOTHING !!! IT'S VERY LATE HERE IN NORWAY NOW, AND I THINK THAT I WILL TURN TO SLEEP SOON !!! BUT.......ANYWAY, I HOPE I'LL SEE YA AROUND SOME OTHER TIME !!!  BYE..................    YO ! THIS IS SOACH AGAIN... I HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING THIS DEMO 'COZ I THINK IT'S PRETTY NICE AND ORIGINAL, ISN'T IT ? THIS MAN HAVE SURELY EATEN SOMETHING ACID, OR ? PERHAPS HE HAS ONLY LISTENNED FOR SOME VERY BAD ACID MUSIC ??? ANYWAY, ENJOY THIS ANIMATION AND THE VERY NICE TUNE DONE BY BLACK PANTHER !!! OH ! OH ! ... I THINK RAMUS WANT TO WRITE SOME BULLSHITS IN THIS DEMO, SO I GIVE HIM THE KEYBOARD...     YEAAAHAAAARG !!! THIS IS RAMUS OF SYNTAX ERROR WRITTING NOW, SIT BACK AND BE COURAGEOUS 'COZ IT'S GOING TO BE BORING.... COOOL ISN'T IT ???...I'M HERE FIRST TO SEND SUM GREETS TO SUM GUYZ....LET'S GO....FIRST A BIG KISS TO A GREAT GUY  ( TO A GUY ???  - ED )  NAMED......SUSPENS......DIGIWIZ.....YEAH ! HOW ARE YOU ???  ....COOL TO SPEAK WITH YOU ON RTEL BUT WHAT ABOUT SEND MY DISKS BACK ?...IF YOU'RE GONNA DO A NEW GREAT DEMO, THEN KEEP THE DISKS AND SEND YOUR DEMO TO ME !!! I KNOW IT'LL BE THE BEST IN THE WORLD !!! ( WHAT A GREAT MESSY ISN'T IT ??? )....NOW A MSG ( = MESSAGE... ) TO ATOLL OF ... WHAT ABOUT U ?...I RECENTLY READ ON YOUR BAL THAT YOU'VE KILLED YOUR 'MIGA.........GREAT JOB, MAN........SO LET'S FOLLOW WITH MY BIG GREETZ LIST....NOW A MSG TO AMIGAAA!.....WHERE ARE YOU ??????.....MSG TO THE 7TH SON / HERETIQUES...YARK ! I'LL BE HAPPY TO MEET YOU...LET'S CONTACT ME FOR A RENDEZ-VOUS...  ( TO A GUY ???  - ED )  MSG TO DMACON ( TIK & GRYZOR... ALL THE CREW )...IT'LL BE A PLEASURE TO SYNTAX ERROR TO LISTEN TO YAR FUTURE TUNE DISK.......ANKUHLATOR / URK : BE COOL GUY.....NOW A MSG TO C.COX / MYSTICS.....PHONE ME QUICKLY.....NICE TO MEET YOU AGAIN....IF U HAVE LOST MY NUMBER, CONTACT SOACH OR ME ON RTEL.......NOW A MSG TO GIGICAR...NICE TO SEE YAR CODE ON MY AMIGA....SINCE YOUR SLIDE, I HAVEN'T SEE ANYTHING....THE LIFE IS SO BORING WITHOUT YOUR CODE !!!........MSG TO DIGITAL ARTS / ATLANTIS ( OR IS IT IRIS NOW ??? )...SORRY TO HAVEN'T BEEN AT YOUR PARTY. WE COULDN'T BE IN PARIS IN DECEMBER... SORRY, NOBODY OF SYNTAX LIVE IN PARIS.  ( HE RAMUS ! NOBODY ISN'T A MEMBER OF SYNTAX ERROR, OR ?  - ED )  ( OUARF ! OUARF !  SOACH !!! SOACH IS A VERY FUNNY MAN !!!  - RAMUS )  ...MSG TO ANOTHER GREAT GUY : ANTONY / DREAMDEALERS...NICE TO SWAP DEMOS WITH YOU ! YOU'RE A COOL GUY... KEEP ON SWAPPING !!!  MSG TO TECHNOS... YEAH ! NO INSPIRATION !!! NOW.....A MSG TO FABH / TCF : WHAT ABOUT PCQ....GREAT ISN'T IT ???...AND I RECENTLY HAD P2C ( PASCAL -> C )  GREAT TOO. ...MSG TO DIGITECH....AHAHAHAH...WHAT ABOUT YOUR MILITARY SERVICE ???......MSG TO CONANV20....YEAH !...WHAT ABOUT YOU ???...I'LL CONTACT YOU IN THE NEAR FUTURE... EL FAKIR......I'M SEEKING FOR YOUR PROGS....I WOULD CONTACT YOU WHEN I GET THEM...SPECIAL GREETZ TO NULLOS CRACKERS FOR HIS CREDS....THANX GUY...THAT'S NICE....YEAH....I'M SO HAPPY....YOUPI......YEAH.... TO : BIEN....ARE YOU ALL RIGHT NOW ????...HEHE.....HELLO TO VILING ( OF V8 ON ST )...NICE TO TALK WITH YA....YOU'RE COOL.... ( WHAT ARE YOUR FREQUENTATIONS, RAMUS ???  - ED ) HI BDR OF MYSTICS....I WOULD BE HAPPY TO LISTEN TO ONE OF YAR NEW MUZAK....AND DON'T FORGET MY DISX.....TO : ZAK OF DEFEAT ( OR ZAK / DEFEAT ??? )...WHAT ABOUT THE MAG ???.....AND HELLO TO BOCADERF....IT'S A LONG TIME I'VE NOT SEE YOU...LET'S US MEET ON RTEL....   PERHAPS I'VE FORGOTTEN SUM GREAT GUYZ SO I'LL GREET THEM IN A NEXT SYNTAX PRODUCT....SO....LET'S DBRA........IT WAS RAMUS OF SYNTAX ERROR....AND REMEMBER...HACKING IS LAME...YOUR LITTLE BOY...RAMUS....( I WAS GOING TO FORGET...HI THE MASTER / I DON'T REMEMBER... WHAT ABOUT PROTRACKER ???? ) AND NOW, I'M GONNA LEAVE THE KEYBOARD....I'M GONNA...I'M STARTING TO LEAVE...BUT BEFORE...A BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG KISS TO SIX OF MY BEST FRIENDS  ( TO GUYZ ???  - ED ) .....FIRST, DENAGUE...U'RE SIMPLY THE BEST ....SECOND, JESUS....HEHE !!!...GLORIA TO YOU !!!...NEXT...PHIL... U'RE COOL...LET'S MEET US IN A NEAR ( VERY NEAR PROBLABLY ) FUTURE... AND TO ALEX WEBB....HEHE....NO COMMENT WILL BE TOO MUCH....YOU ARE !...THAT'S ALL... YOGA TO MCC ! ONE OF THE GREATEST SWAPPER I'VE NEVER MET...OF COURSE, A KIKOO TO DR J....HEHE....MODULAE WAS COOL.....BUT NOT ENOUGH FOR RAMUS OF SYNTAX ERROR WHO'S GONNA LEAVE THE KEYS....HE'S LEAVING....YEP ! BEFORE....IF YOU THINK THIS SCROLL WASN'T ENOUGH BORING, THEN SEND FF 50 TO SOACH, HE'LL SEND YOU A FUCKIN' NEW BORING TEXT... ( THANX RAMUS !... - ED )...HEHE !.....WE DON'T ACCEPT US DOLLARS, 'COZ WE'RE FRENCH AND FRANCE IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD... ( IT'S SOME PERSONNAL OPINION FROM RAMUS AND IT'S NOT SOACH'S OPINION... BUT SURELY FRANCE AND ANY EUROPEAN COUNTRY IS BETTER THAN USA !!!  - ED ) AND TOC !!!.....YEAH....I LIKE THE CHAR '.' ....NOW I'M GONNA SPEAK ABOUT MY CHILDNESS IN THE PERIGORD... A GREAT AND LONE LAND IN THE MIDDLE OF FRANCE...THERE WERE COWS AND EVERY MORNINGS, I MILKED THEM AND WE HAD MILK WITH OUR BREAKFAST...IT WAS THE PARADISE....YEK !....I THINK SOACH ( OUR MASTER, HERE, IN SYNTAX ERROR... ) WON'T BE HAPPY WHEN HE'LL READ MY GREAT ENGLISH AND MY GREAT TEXT.....BUT HE'S TOLERANT...ISN'T IT, SOACH ???... ( I AM  - ED ) YEAH..( OF COURSE ED = SOACH !!!  - RAMUS ) ( WHAT A PERSPICACITY, RAMUS !!!  - ED )  BUT WHY OUR MASTER ( IF I'M YOUR MASTER, YOU'RE MY SERVANT, AREN'T YOU ???  - ED ) ( I AM  - RAMUS ) ( YOU'RE ??? HOPE NOT !!! I'M AFRAID !!!  - ED )  IS NAMED SOACH ???.....WELL, IT'S BECAUSE SOACH = CHAOS.....QUITE SIMPLE, ISN'T IT ?...I THINK SOACH COULD BE CALLED COSHA OR ACOSH, BUT HE DOESN'T LIKE THIS ONES....THAT'S THE REASON !!!....NOW, WHY AM I WRITTING BULLSHITS ???... SIMPLE...IT'S BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING ELSE...AND NOW, I'M LISTENNING TO PINK FLOYD : THE WALL, GREAT ZIC....NOW, AS I'M A COOL GUY, I'LL STOP THIS TEXT AND START A NEW DEMO...YEAH....AND WYZARD OF PHOENIX....I'M SAD WE WON'T MEET US AGAIN ON RTEL....BOUBOUBOUBOUBOUBOUBOUBOUOBU ( <- I'M CRYING )....AND NOW...THE END....IT WAS RAMUS OF SYNTAX ERROR...RAMUS ZE BAVARD....AND IF YOU DON'T STOP THE DEMO NOW, YOU'LL SEE THE CODING BUG ( YEAH, BABA KID, THERE'S AN ERROR...BUT, ANYWAY, THIS IS A GREAT PIECE OF CODE... )...STOP NOW OR....TOO LATE...wxwxytytwxtiyoiuye`~~~~~\|/{}/}{/][``~~wxcxcxxzz..IT WAS THE BUG.... AHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....    @@@@@@@@ AAAAAARRRGGGHHHH !!! RAMUS IS LEAVING THE KEYS... FUCKIN' BASTARD ! ( ??? ) PERHAPS NOT, BUT TOTALLY LOQUACIOUS !!! OK, AFTER THIS RAMUS-BREAK, SOACH IS STRIKING BACK !!! OK, NOW I'M GONNA SPREAD SOME PERSONNAL MESSY... TO : NIC OF SYNERGY : THANX FOR THE HELP IN THIS DEMO ! I'M WAITING FOR YOUR SURPRISE NOW !!! YOU'RE DEFINITELY MY FRIEND !!!  @  NONAME OF SYNTAX ERROR : AFTER SOME LATE HERE'S OUR DEMO !!! ANYWAY I'M VERY VERY IMPATIENT TO GET YOUR LETTER !!! CU SOON MY FRIEND !!!  @  JUKI OF MODESTY : THANX FOR THE DISKS ! WAIT FOR YAR NEW DEMO !!!  @  MEERCLAW OF ??? : REECRIS MOI LE PLUS VITE POSSIBLE EN ENVOYANT TON NUMERO DE TELEPHONE !!! JE T'EXPLIQUERAI !!!  @  RAISTLIN OF NORTHSTAR : I'M WAITING FOR YOUR PACK !!!  @  RARE OF CAVE : THANX FOR YAR GREAT NEW DEMO !!! SORRY FOR THIS SHORT LETTER BUT WITH THE RELEASE OF THIS DEMO I DON'T HAVE TIME ! ANYNYWAY, HOPE HEAR FROM YOU SOOON !!!  @  PARANOIAK OF EOC 99 : ( I DON'T KNOW YOU, BUT I'M HAPPY TO SAY HELLO PARANOIAK  - RAMUS ) SORRY, PARANOIAK, BUT THE BEASTIAL RAMUS HAS STOLEN MY KEYBOARD TO WRITE THIS VERY BORING MESSY ! ANYWAY, HOPE HEAR FROM YOU SOOON !!!  @  PAULY OF TREACL : YO GUY ! YOU'RE DEFINITELY MY BEST SWAP-PARTNER !!! HOPE YOU'LL ENJOY THIS DEMO !!!  @  SAN DIEGO OF SYNTAX ERROR : ET OUI UN MESSAGE POUR TOI, TRAVAILLEUR DE L'OMBRE !!! ALLEZ, BON COURAGE POUR TES MATH SPE !  @  VANDAL OF SYGMA : THANX FOR YA PHONECALL ! HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING THIS DEMO !!!  @  JEFF OF ??? : YO ! ENJOY THIS !!!  @  OK, AND NOW FOR THE OTHERS, HERE'S OUR COMPLETE ( I HOPE ) GREETINGS LIST :   ABNORMAL ( ANDY ) @ ACTORS ( KARL ) @ AMEGA INDUSTRIES ( JOSHUA 7 ) @ ANDROMEDA ( DR. BRAINDRAINER ) @ ANIMATORS ( JOESCH ) @ ANKULATHOR ( URK ) @ ATLANTIS ( DIGITAL ARTS ) @ BIEN @ CAVE ( RARE ) @ COPMAN @ CULT ( HERPES 2000 ) @ DEFEAT ( BOCADERF & ZAC ) @ DIGITECH @ DIGIWIZ ALIAS THOMAS LANDSPURG @ DMACON ( TIK & GRYZOR ) @ DOXOS ( OPTIMA ) @ DREAMDEALERS ( ANTONY ) @ DRUYD @ ELITE INC. ( ELMINSTER OF ARCANA DIV. ) HE GUY ! ARE YOU DEAD ??? WRITE SOON !!! @ END OF CENTURY 1999 ( PARANOIAK ) @ ESPRIT ( FRONT ) @ EUPHORIA ( BOOTLEGGER & SWAPPERJACK ) @ GAMMON ( EXECUTOR ) @ GIGICAR @ HERETIQUES ( THE SEVENTH SON ) @ INTUITION ( OZWALD ) @ ITALIAN BAD BOYS ( SPER ) @ JEFF @ MODESTY ( JUKI ) @ MYSTICS ( C.COX & BDR ) @ NAZCLUB ( VCC ) @ NORTHSTAR ( RAISTLIN ) @ PHOENIX ( WYZARD ) @ PROTON LTD. @ SAVAGE ( ZEDY ) @ SMASH @ SOC.BRIGADE ( ADT ) @ SYNERGY ( NIC & DARK KNIGHT ) @ TCF ( FABH ) @ TRASH ( IMPERATOR ) @ TREACL ( PAULY ) @ VEGA ( BALLBREAKER ) @ ZLIKA @...   OTHER HELLOS ARE FLYING IN NO ORDER TO :  DSK @ RAIGHE @ RICHKARD @ PROXIMA @ STUKA @ DRAGON @ EL FAKIR @ THUNDERBIRD @ PAKOU @ GDB @ NTM @ ZYTHON @ CRACK + @   I THINK IT'S A COMPLETE LIST, BUT IF WE'VE FORGOT YOU WRITE US !  OK, NOW I THINK THE MAN BEHIND THE CODE, CALLED TOO THE BABA KID WANTS TO WRITE SOME TEXT, SO TAKE MY KEYBOARD BABA KID !   YEEEAHH !?!?! I'VE DONE IT !! THIS ( COOL ? ) STUFF IS FINISHED !! I CAN GET NOW SATISFACTION... JUST A LITTLE MESSY FOR ZEDY OF SAVAGE : SORRY GUY, I'M VERY, VERY LATE BECAUSE OF SOME BUGS...  I KNOW THAT WAS VERY SHORT BUT RAM IS MONEY SO... BYE !...       SOACH 53, THE COME BACK...  OK, NOW I THINK THIS SCROLL WILL SOON FINISH BECAUSE WE'RE OUT OF TEXT AND OUT OF MEMORY !!! ANYWAY, HOPE YOU'VE ENJOYED THIS DEMO, BECAUSE IT HAS GIVEN TO US MANY HARD WORK !!! AND DON'T FORGET, IF YOU'RE COOL, TO CONTACT US FOR SOME COOL SWAPPING OF LEGAL STUFF AND LETTERS, 'COZ NEVER FORGET : FRIENDSHIP RULES !!! PERHAPS A DAY, YOUR AMIGA WILL DIE, BUT THE FRIENDSHIP WILL NEVER DIE !!!      ...AND A MEGA FUCK TO : SADDAM HUSSEIN !!! HE ! BUSH AND HUSSEIN ! MAKE LOVE NOT WAR !!!  PEACE...PEACE...PEACE !!!     SIGNING OFF : SOACH ON THE 3RD WEEK OF 1991 ! OFFICIAL RELEASE DATE IS : MONDAY THE 22ND JANUARY 1991.     BONJOUR CHEZ VOUS !      SCROLL RESTARTS...   @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@