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/ \| ¯\ \__ \ ____/ \_____/_ cAFE dEL mAR! .
/ \ | \ | \ fiNE rEAL fRiENDsHiP .
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. | . | : oNLiNE ASCii oRDER! hYDRA! .
. ___|_ | _______ | | aMiGA ONLY BBS! bLAH! bLuBB! .
./¯ ___ | ____ \ __|____ 1oo pERCeNT HQ! .
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. a4ooo/o3o/25/CDrOM/eNuFF HD /_____ :nd |____ \ | __\
. yOU gOTTA lUV diZ niCE BBS! .
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Do not make the mistake of believing that i am the person
who is speaking to you now. i am not. that is to say n o t.
this is an indisputable fact that has been scientifically
proven. it is useless to belabor facts that have already
been proven, just as it is useless to wander off on a
tangent with a bullwhip in search of a dead horse. if you do
accept this to be true, then you are insane and will be locked
up. i personally have never been locked up, but this is because
i personally have never been insane. nor have i never
personally, that is to say, as a person, been a criminal. you
on the other hand, are obviously crazy. this is a scientific
fact that is instinctively and intuitively obvious to all
peoples of all races, creeds, and colours, and in all walks of
life. but do not obfuscate matters with science or other
baloney sandwiches. your opinions are not relevant to the issue
of your mental capacity, but rather are dead horses which are
not to be flogged. my purpose here is to clearly demonstrate
to all concerned that you are indeed insane. so that all
doctors, policemen, and other persons of authority will be
shown to their professional satisfaction the truth of my
statements. please do not change colour while i am talking to
you. of course everyone knows that my statements are always
truthful, but unfortunately i must demonstrate to you the fact
that you are not in touch with reality, because i only have
your best interests at heart and you must learn to function
in the modern world of today.
may i please have fifty cents? functioning is the process
whereby decent people of society inter-relate with one another
for the sole purpose of keeping the modern world a safe place
for all in which to live.
Feathers fall from seabirds in flight...
Yes. This was another Voodoo extravaganza
done for the Café del mar.
Incarnated by the following medicine men:
Incantations: Spin/Supplex
Runes: Ben.E/Supplex ('Supplex')
Aerosoul/1oo% ('Café del Mar')
Enchantments: Dreamer/Supplex^1oo%
Contact us at:
Spin: phil@rhein-neckar.netsurf.de
Aerosoul: pete@rhein-neckar.netsurf.de
Dreamer: mic@rhein-neckar.netsurf.de
Little fluffy clouds are flying to:
Abyss - Bizarre Arts - Cosmic Pirates
Haujobb - Krypton Force - Lego
Neoplasia - Ninjaforce - Scoopex
Shoot! - Sonik.
Love'n'butterbrot to everyone in Supplex!
...in my world nothing is.